Chapter 144 A Stupid Mr. Fell From the Sky ([-])

At this point, Ji's mother also belatedly remembered the "lady" that the baby face kept saying just now.

"Daughter, that distinguished guest just called you\/my lady, right? Then did he treat you..."

"No!" Qiao Wei vetoed it. "He called me 'Mother'. Mother, you should know, Xiaoniaolian\/Mother, who made him see my face as soon as he opened his eyes?"

Mother Ji said disappointedly: "Oh, that's it. I thought he had a crush on you."

In order to prevent Ji's mother from selling her daughter, Qiao Wei hurriedly interrupted to fool her, "By the way, it's so late, sister hasn't come back yet?"

"I don't know how can that prodigal son be a kind-hearted person again." When Ji Mingxi was mentioned, Ji's mother couldn't help but roll her eyes.

She can't feed her family with so many mouths, but she is lucky enough to deliver food and cloth to other people's homes every day.

Qiao Wei is well aware of the lethality of this cheap sister, and she thought she could escape, but Ji's mother suddenly patted her leg, "Oh! It's broken! You drove the distinguished guest to work as a coolie ? Ji Qiaowei, Ji Qiaowei, you are really, hey, mad at me! Why don’t you bring him back and apologize!"

Mother Ji saw that Qiao Wei's pestle hadn't moved, and pushed her angrily, "Why are you in a daze, why don't you hurry up! Remember to speak in a lewd voice, to get the understanding of the distinguished guest."

Qiao Wei: "..."

Unfortunately, Qiao Wei understood what it means to lift a rock and shoot herself in the foot.

It was almost dusk, Qiao Wei went to her own field to have a look, hey, the wheat has not been touched at all, it was what it was before, and it is still what it is now.

How dare this silly boy lie to her!
Qiao Wei's anger was high, and she walked all the way to the village along the track. Halfway through, she somehow remembered the scene of the murder and dumped the corpse. She turned on her toes and arrived at the destination to have a look.

really.

A gray and mentally handicapped man was squatting under a tree, throwing his sickle aside, playing weeding boredly.

While pulling it out, he was still muttering.

"Come, don't come, come, don't come, come... Hey, why didn't the lady come to me? Isn't she worried about me? But, it's so dark... It's so troublesome. The lady is a weak girl who comes out of the house. Inconvenient, although she looks very safe, and her skin is so dark, the bad guys must not be able to see her face! I really want to miss my lady, but I don't know the way, I don't know if my lady misses me."

This mentally handicapped!

The veins on Qiao Wei's forehead twitched, I can't stand it!
She rushed over at a brisk pace, and when the mentally handicapped raised her head and called "Lady" in surprise, she hit his eyes with her fist.

Babyface hadn't recovered from the joy of the reunion before he was beaten all over the head.

Qiao Wei rolled up her sleeves, cursing and swearing: "You're so retarded! You're the only one who grows up safely! You're the only one with dark skin!"

"My lady, don't beat me, I know I'm wrong." The baby covered her face and cried, "My lady, my face won't look good if it's broken."

Qiao Wei had already stopped, but upon hearing this, she punched her again.

Damn, it looks amazing!
My aunt beat you to disfigurement, believe it or not!
After beating the mentally handicapped, Qiao Wei was refreshed, and felt that her breathing was much fresher.

It turns out that beating the mentally retarded can have such benefits?

Well, sure enough it was a wise decision to keep him!

Babyface didn't know that Qiao Wei had already labeled him as a "doormat bag", covering his bruised and purple pig's face, he carefully moved half a step towards Qiao Wei.

"Miss..."

Seeing that Qiao Wei didn't respond, he had to take a few steps over there.

"Miss, have you come to see me? Mistress is so kind to me!"

Qiao Wei: "..."

It still seems to be beaten lightly.

She rolled up the sleeves she had just put down again.

With a flattering face, the baby face moved her face to that side, closed her eyes and said intoxicated, "Lady, go here, go here! I touched it just now, the right side of the face is swollen a little higher than the left side, it looks like It must be ugly, lady, you should be gentle, just have a couple."

Qiao Wei: "..."

This really is a shaking M!

Facing such a guy who is resistant to beating and will be unhappy if you don't beat him, Qiao Wei really loses her temper at all.

She sat down on the haystack next to her, and poked her finger on the swollen and unrecognizable face of the mentally retarded Lao Gao without tenderness at all, "Hey, does it hurt?"

The baby's swollen face turned even redder.

Awow, the lady touched\/he touched\/he touched\/he!

Lady, touch \/me again!
The sun hid behind the mountain, leaving only faint orange lights in the sky, covering the whole village with a hazy layer of veil, and the cicadas weeping and the remnant frogs croaking all around. Peace of mind.

Qiao Wei put her hands behind her head and looked up at the darkening sky.

I wonder if what I saw in her hometown is the same sky as this?
Probably not.

After all, one is the real world that actually exists.

But this world is a false world composed of virtual data, just like playing an online game. The inside and outside of the game are clearly two completely different worlds that can never intersect.

An idea flashed through her mind very quickly, Qiao Wei tried to catch it, but couldn't catch it.

what is it then?

That kind of very strong, something like a sixth sense...

Qiao Wei tried hard to remember, but suddenly heard a sigh-like sigh from the baby face, and her thoughts were interrupted at once.

"My lady, it's so beautiful here!"

The baby faces also lay down side by side, looking up at the same sky in the same posture.

"It's great to be so close to my wife."

"Intellectually retarded."

"...???" Babyface didn't understand, and asked shamelessly, "Lady, what is mental retardation?"

"The mental retardation is you, and you are the mental retardation." Qiao Wei said seriously. "This is my pet name for you alone, similar to Qingqing and me."

Love, love, pet name?

The baby face instantly became shy. The little daughter-in-law hugged Qiao Wei's arm and acted like a baby, "That's a good mentally handicapped lady!"

"..."

Groove, say it again!
Meeting Qiao Wei's sight of wanting to kill someone, her baby face was very aggrieved, "'Qingqing' and 'I Wo' are two nicknames, and the lady calls me 'mentally retarded', so I should give my lady a pet name as well. right."

"..." Is this why you called your aunt mentally retarded?

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"It doesn't sound good, you can change it to something else." Qiao Wei said with a serious face, "For example, 'Beauty', 'Little Fairy', and 'Goddess Sister'."

The baby face stared fixedly at her dark and thin face.

After an incense stick of time, he lowered his head as if giving up, and said with a sullen face, "No, I can't scream, it's too ignorant of my conscience."

Qiao Wei, who was stabbed in the heart: "..."

Let her go, she must kill this retarded man!

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