Quickly wear a female supporting role: your male protagonist has turned black again

Chapter 157 A Stupid Man Fell From the Sky (23)

After Jin Sanniang's spinach was released, Qiao Wei followed Li Da's ox cart to Sanguang Town.

Of course, the dog leg Fan Er also went together.

Before he followed, Qiao Wei hooked her fingers to him, and Fan Er consciously gave her right cheek.

"Crackling bang bang bang!"

After a burst of strange noises that made people cry, Qiao Wei clapped her hands happily, "Okay, no one will recognize you now."

With an unrecognizable pig-headed face, Fan Er said emotionally: "Thank you, lady, she is so kind!"

Qiao Wei turned and left, hiding her achievements and fame.

Alas, there is no way, she is such a caring person!

【Actually, you just want to beat him up, right? ] The system has long been used to her routine.

Qiao Wei straightened her face, "How is it possible? Am I such a violent and unreasonable person?"

The system categorically replied: [You are! 】

"Hehe." Qiao Wei played the most silent taunting technique on the system for a round, and led the modified Fan Er around the village. Almost everyone asked who this outsider was.

Qiao Wei said with a cold face, "Did you see it? System baby. Don't you think his current appearance is completely different from his original appearance? I guess he won't be able to recognize his parents when they come! I'm doing this for him Well, you won’t be recognized by the enemy.”

System: […] Actually, you still feel itchy and want to beat him up?

Arriving in the town, Qiao Wei was carrying a jar of water spinach, and after asking Li Da, she led Fan Er, who was carrying two jars of water spinach, to find a place in the busy market, and rented one at a small noodle stall. Venue, touting her watercress.

"My lady, why is it called Fan Er Suucai?"

A rope was hung around Fan Er's neck, and a wooden sign was hung under the rope, with two lines of small characters written on it: "Fan Er Spinach Vegetables. Each spoonful is [-] Wen. Only sell one jar, while supplies last."

The ad was written coldly and concisely, not attractive.

Qiao Wei is a pragmatic person who doesn't know fancy writing skills, so she wrote a few dry words and hung them up for Fan Er.

"Put up a signboard before selling things, it will look more atmospheric, and it will be convenient for you to gain popularity in the future."

She won't admit that she's actually a no-nonsense huh!
Fan Er pointed to the word "Fan Er" on the signboard, and asked in confusion, "Why don't you give me a lady's name? What a beautiful lady's name!"

Qiao Wei rolled up half of her sleeves threateningly, "You mean the name I gave you is not nice?"

"No, no, no, I have absolutely no intention of doing that!" Fan Er hurriedly shook his head like a rattle. "The lady's name is dignified and catchy, which suits me very well!"

"So? My name was given by my parents, and your name was given by me. Since you also think my name is nice, then I want to use my own name as a signboard name, what's the matter?"

Qiao Wei Spinach?

Never!
Refuse to be tied to weird things.

When you hear it, it reminds you of the Laoqianma-flavored tempeh that is famous both at home and abroad in the modern world!

She is still a young, beautiful and vigorous girl, okay, so don't take the hard-working women's personality!

Fan Er had a face like a pig's head, hung a sign and squatted silently beside the small noodle stall. Whenever someone passed by or went out to eat noodles, he would timidly shout: "Fan Er's noodles... Bah, Fan Er's spinach Le! Pass by, don’t miss—"

This picture is so beautiful, Qiao Wei turned her back several times, almost bursting out laughing.

Even the noodle seller couldn't stand it, so while Qiao Wei was pacing around, he secretly asked Fan Er: "Is this you/wife?"

Fan Er nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Yes, yes, his wife!his!

Hehehehe, you have to wake up from your dreams with a smile.

Smiling and laughing, Fan Er suddenly looked vigilant.

This person asked him for no reason what his wife wanted to do?Could it be that he is coveting the beauty of the lady? !
Nope!

I vow to resolutely kill this person's evil thoughts!
Brother Noodles shook his head and sighed: "Little brother, why did you find such a fierce lady?"

Fan Er asked in a daze, "What's the matter? My wife is very gentle."

gentle?

Brother Noodles stared at the man-made bruises on his face, speechless, "Can this be called tenderness?"

How unfortunate is your life!

"That's right, that's right, my wife is so nice..." A look of complacency appeared on the face like a pig's head, and he told a lot of stories about how kind his wife was to him.

"The lady will kiss me every few days..."

Young man, please pay attention to the occasion!In public places, sugar is prohibited!
"It's not the kind you think it is, it's the 'kiss' of 'hitting is kissing, scolding is love'."

What's with that obsessive pride on your face? Hey!

"The relationship between my wife and me is great, we are always inseparable!"

Always inseparable?
Immediately, the image of the two entering, exiting, and lying together like conjoined twins appeared in the minds of the noodle eaters and passers-by at the stall.

stop!They don't want to hear such a shameful thing!

"Every time the lady is in a bad mood, she will become very happy after she gently expresses her intimacy with me."

Are you sure it's light?

Young man, take a look at the old wounds on your face in the mirror!

Also, are you sure it's an expression of "intimacy" and not using you as a doormat?
"Every time the lady picks mushrooms, she will let me eat them first."

Are you stupid?That's obviously poisoning you, right? !

All of a sudden, people inside and outside unanimously took out the handkerchiefs given by their wives or lovers, and wiped the wet corners of their eyes.

Suddenly, I feel that their tigress is not so unbearable anymore!

The single dog noodle brother also silently took out a sweat towel, and suddenly felt that his family's...

Uh?
He seems to have no wife!

Hey, I suddenly feel that it is a very happy thing to not have a wife!

"This little brother is too pitiful."

"Yes, yes, it's really miserable."

"It's fine if you don't have a good brain, but you were born to marry such a wolf-like lady."

After the melon-eating crowd finished expressing their emotions, a gentle voice suddenly sounded from outside the crowd on the third floor and the third floor.

"What are you doing in a daze? If you can't finish selling this jar of vegetables, I will beat you at home."

Her voice was very soft and soft, as if she was joking.

When everyone looked back, they saw a black and thin girl standing behind the crowd, with her hands folded over her chest, and there seemed to be three large characters written on her face: smile, face, and tiger.

People looked at the bruise on Fan Er's face, and no one thought she was really joking.

Qiao Wei took out her third leg silently.

Who the hell said she was like a wolf like a tiger just now?Give you a chance to say it again!
After digging out, it was empty.

Hey, hey, he's obviously practicing "The Book of Shemale", bah, "The Book of Sunflowers" has achieved some success, what's the result?Her third leg still resolutely abandoned her!

　The big devil, Jing Fei, immediately jumped out to express his loyalty: Little thing, I have no intention of abandoning you!

　　Qiao Wei: ...? ? ?I summon my third leg, what are you doing running out?
　　Jing Fei: (blushing) because, because... (whispering) I am.

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