Chapter 159 A Stupid Man Fell From the Sky (25)

After that.

Deep in the alley near the noodle stall.

Fan Er still kept the action of squatting in the corner and counting copper coins, "130 two, 130 three, 130 four..."

Qiao Wei grabbed a small handful of copper coins from the amount he had just counted, and handed it to the first person who bought water spinach. "Here, your reward."

The man counted the copper coins and laughed cheerfully.

The sudden loss of copper coins interrupted Fan Er's thoughts. He frowned, and wrenched his fingers in confusion, "130, thirty, uh, 31?"

Finally found the number just counted, Fan Er happily continued counting: "31, 32, 33..."

Qiao Wei turned her head speechlessly, and pointed sadly at the person hired to sing the oboe. The other party nodded in understanding, and said goodbye.

Sending off the irrelevant people, Qiao Wei crossed her arms and kicked Fan Erting's \/upturned ass\/ass. "Hey, let's go."

Fan Er staggered from being kicked by her, but quickly stabilized his figure, persistently counting the pile of copper coins.

"54, 55, 56...Wait a minute, lady, where did I count to?" He fiddled with the copper coins scattered in his left and right hands for a long time, suddenly elated, and counted happily again. "45, yes, it's 45, 46, 47..."

The more you count, the less! Hey!

Qiao Wei simply slapped all the neatly stacked copper coins in his palm, "Let's go, the copper coins themselves don't have long\/legs, and can't run, so what do you count them for? Before the gate of the city is closed, let's catch It's time to go shopping on the street and see if there is anything you need."

Fan Er murmured, took out the scarf, put the copper wallet in order, and handed it to Qiao Wei in a polite manner, "This money is a bit heavy, can the lady hold it?"

"Whispering!" Qiao Wei snatched it and stuffed it into her arms, and walked towards the street swaggeringly.

The two of them made a small sum of money, and they finally had the confidence to go shopping in the market in a serious manner. Both of them were very excited.

Qiao Wei was rarely in a good mood, seeing Fan Er kept peeking at the candied haws, she generously bought him two bunches of candied haws and two small noodle figures.

"When we have money, we can buy two of everything. One for personal use and one for throwing away." Qiao Wei patted Fan Er's shoulder embarrassingly, and suddenly had the look of being a domineering female president. There is no feeling.

Fan Er's eyes turned red with excitement.

Is the lady teaching him to be in pairs in everything?

Well, he remembered!

Fan Er just strolled around with two bunches of candied haws and two small noodle figures in such a stupid way. Qiao Wei found it by accident and asked him why he didn't eat it.

Fan Er blushed, extremely shy.

"My lady bought two small doughnuts, a boy and a girl. I feel like we love each other. I can't bear it...Wait, lady! What are you doing?" Fan Er opened his eyes wide, his canthus cracked!
"What else can I do?" Qiao Wei bit off the head of the man-masked man with one bite, chewing loudly while leaning at him coldly, "Didn't I leave one for you? If you want to eat it, you can eat it." eat."

Fan Er stared aggrievedly at his lonely female-masked man.

But he is reluctant to eat it!

Seeing that Qiao Wei ate the head of the male-masked man without hesitation, Fan Er gripped the bamboo stick with the female-masked man tightly in his palm, feeling extremely sad.

Wife, my wife definitely doesn't like him.

The two strolled around with their own thoughts in this way. Seeing that the city gate was about to be locked, Qiao Wei took Fan Erxiang back the same way and took Li Da's ox cart outside the town to return home, passing a hexagram Suddenly, an old man with white eyebrows jumped out from under the table and stopped them.

"You two benevolent people, please stop! Pindao sees that you and others look different, which is extremely rare. Can you move around and talk so that Pindao's Bu Zun hexagrams can see each other?"

The two looked at each other.

"Miss, do you want to take a look?" Fan Er held Qiao Wei's sleeve expectantly.

He hasn't divination yet, so curious.

Qiao Wei glanced at the white-browed old man. The old man looked upright, but his rolling eyeballs had already exposed his essence of magic stick.

"Foretelling?" Qiao Wei asked with a half-smile, "Are you going to charge a few taels, dozens of taels, or even more incense fees?"

"No, no, Pindao has never seen such weird faces between the two. I guess it is also a fate, so I will give you this hexagram."

"Hehe." Qiao Wei turned around and left.

The most untrustworthy charlatans and so on.

Although Fan Er was curious about the fortune-telling method, since the lady wanted to leave, he had no choice but to follow her step by step.

The old Taoist actually chattered and sang in the back.

"If you want to know the cause of the past life, you will receive it in this life. If you want to know the result of the future life, you will be the author of this life. Good men and women listen sincerely, and listen to the karma text of the third life. The cause and effect of the third life is not trivial, and the truth of the Buddha's words is not light..."

After singing, he suddenly raised his arms and shouted: "For a good person, there are three retributions for karma. "Three quick reports, homework in front of you, and receiving rewards in front of you...Think twice about everything, think twice!"

What kind of bullshit did the old Taoist say?

Qiao Wei didn't take it seriously, but her feet paused, and she choked back with a smile: "I don't know how much karma you have, but what I do know is that you, old Taoist priest, must have life karma."

"Good man, I just mentioned it kindly..."

The old Daoist opened his mouth to argue, and suddenly there was a commotion in the crowd. Several government servants in soap clothes squeezed through the crowd and got in, pressing their fingers on the saber hanging at their waist, and asked loudly: "Who was it just now?" Making a fuss here?"

Qiao Wei pouted in the direction of the old Taoist priest.

When the yamen servant saw it, he was immediately out of breath.

"Old man, why is it you again? The last time you chased a young man's fart\/backside, you insisted that his wife put a cuckold on him, which caused disharmony in his family and almost separated his wife and children. It turned out that it was a misunderstanding , beat you half to death, have you forgotten so quickly?"

"...That thing, that thing was actually an accident." The old Taoist coughed in embarrassment.

"Yes, yes, the lady just sewed a hat for her husband, and it's just a few green threads."

"That's right, that can't be blamed on the poor."

Qiao Wei didn't listen to what happened next.

She tugged Fan Er, who was listening to gossip with great interest, "Leave."

"Huh? Oh, good lady, no problem lady."

The two bought some pepper, cinnamon, licorice, cumin and other condiments on the way, and then hurried to the gate of the city, reconciled with Li Dahui, and drove back to Aozi Village overnight in a bullock cart.

It was nearly midnight when they got home.

But at this time, Aozi Village was abnormally lively. Many people held torches and surrounded the east of the village, illuminating the whole village brightly. One could tell that something big was happening at a glance.

Qiao Wei's heart sank, and a vague premonition rose.

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