Quickly wear a female supporting role: your male protagonist has turned black again

Chapter 170 A Stupid Man Fell From the Sky (36)

The next day, Cui Hua'er and Fan Er cleaned up the shop, Qiao Wei went to the street with the remaining few hundred renminbi, bought a bunch of odds and ends, and came back with kitchen equipment and condiments, and even brought back a few An old table, there is still a hundred coins left after digging and searching.

"You mean, this table didn't cost money?" Cui Hua'er stared in surprise.

Qiao Wei explained that there was a big family in the north of the city who was renovating an old house, and the housekeeper was worried about where to throw a lot of worthless furniture. She volunteered to honor a jar of spinach and gave the housekeeper three free meals at his own restaurant. Offer, the opportunity to "dispose" of old furniture.

Afterwards, the few people rented a set of gongs and drums for twenty renminbi and bought a set of firecrackers. Qiao Wei was in charge of calling out the opening discount in front of the door. Announcement of the opening of "Fan Er Restaurant".

Qiao Wei acted as the shopkeeper, accountant, and comprador, Cui Huaer acted as the chef, and Fan Er acted as the waiter and welcome boy—the kind who twisted his waist and waved a small handkerchief at the door.

Fan Er didn't understand the significance of this behavior, but Qiao Wei calmly asked him to do it, and he obediently waved the small handkerchief.

Seriously speaking, Fan Er's face is pretty good, fair and tender, looking innocent and harmless, especially like some young men from Nanfeng Hall.

Passers-by couldn't help laughing when they saw his appearance, they thought it was a new restaurant, some people came up to tease Fan Er, and some people went into the store to have a look and try something new.

"My lady, they seem to be laughing at me."

Fan Er quietly whispered to Qiao Wei.

"Nothing." Qiao Wei said seriously. "They're just jealous of your good looks."

"Good, good-looking?" Fan Er's eyes widened in astonishment.

Qiao Wei said decisively: "Yes!"

The tips of Fan Er's ears turned red secretly.

The lady praised him for his good looks!

So shy, so shy!ヾ(*>?＜*)
The business of Fan Er's restaurant is not bad, enough to maintain the normal expenses of the three of them in the town, but it is far from as good as Qiao Wei expected.

In this era, there are no peppers, pickled peppers, millet peppers, and seven-star peppers. The only condiment that can create the illusion of spiciness is pepper.But the taste of pepper is too strong, just like the existence of "mustard" in later generations, many people can't accept it at all, and they don't like it after eating it once or twice.

Do as the Romans do, since people on this plane have a light diet, they can only develop in the direction of lightness.

Qiao Wei asked Cuihuaer to try to adjust the recipe according to her personal taste. Cuihuaer has a strong comprehension ability in cooking, and she really figured out a lot of... dark dishes.

"What the hell is this?" Qiao Wei asked, pointing at a mass of dark barbecue. "Plum pickled skewers?"

"Yeah, this thing is very popular." Cuihua'er said proudly, begging for praise.

The corner of Qiao Wei's mouth twitched, well, as long as you like it.

"And that one, grilled oranges???"

A bunch of oranges sold for ten cents, Qiao Wei herself felt that she was a black-hearted businessman!
"That's right, sister Ji, can you bring back some more oranges? The ones grown by Mrs. Wang in the north of the city are sweeter. Everyone says the oranges from old man Li's in the west of the city are too sour and not tasty."

Qiao Wei silently shifted her gaze.

Ten Wen is enough for her to buy five catties of oranges, okay?If you want to eat roasted oranges, can't you buy oranges and bake them at home?

Forget it, everyone is willing to be taken advantage of, and she doesn't care.

"Don't tell me that string of cylinders is chrysalis."

"To be precise, it's silkworm chrysalis. It's made by hollowing out the internal organs of silkworm chrysalis and stuffing them with hawthorn wrapped in caramel. Sister Ji, this dish is very popular! By the way, Fan Er, when are you going to get some more silkworm chrysalis?" .”

Qiao Wei: "..."

You win.

She doesn't understand the minds of the people in North Korea.

After a while, Qiao Wei, who was the hands-off shopkeeper and delegated authority, went to the kitchen by chance and was frightened again.

Cuihua’er probably lights up the foodie attribute. She thinks that she can eat everything she sees, such as bees, ants, grasshoppers, dragonflies, bullwhip, dried voles, caterpillars, and the eyeballs of various animals. table.

And what's even more unexpected is that the more outlandish something is, the more popular it is in restaurants.

Qiao Wei only glanced at it roughly, and almost spit out the overnight meal!

Damn it tastes so heavy!
She never said that people on this plane have bland tastes anymore!

vomit--

Later, every time Cuihua'er went to the latrine, Qiao Wei would be very nervous.

She was really afraid that Cui Hua'er would find out that maggots were edible too!
In order to bring the restaurant's signature snacks on the right track, Qiao Wei decided to search for some fresh ingredients.

It was still early, and Qiao Wei squatted by the river, watching Fan Erxi Yuxia expressionlessly.

Fan Er took off his shoes and socks, and stepped on the pebbles in the water like a child. Occasionally, his feet would be kissed by fish and shrimp, and he would dance with itching. Suddenly, Qiao Wei thought of a sentence.

"Psychopaths have wide thinking, and mentally handicapped children have more joy."

Tsk, how stupid!

If she hadn't read the script by coincidence, she couldn't believe that the idiot in front of her was the male lead.

She obviously came here to look for food, so why did she foolishly accompany Fan Er to make a fool of herself... No, look at Fan Er making a fool of herself?

Could it be that the two have been together for a long time, and their thinking has also entered the same channel?

Fan Er was playing, and suddenly screamed, a golden rooster stood alone, one foot was on the ground, one foot was raised high, and it jumped towards Qiao Wei in aggrieved manner.

"My lady, something bit me!"

Qiao Wei glanced casually.

A dark brown crab held Fan Er's big toe aggressively with a pair of pincers, and hung firmly on his foot with a deadly attitude, unable to shake it off no matter how hard it was.

"Put your feet down and don't move. The more you move, the more it will pinch you."

Fan Er took the time to look down, but he refused to obey, instead he howled with a mournful face, "It's Mr. Gutless!"

What the hell is gutless boy?

Qiao Wei was dumbfounded.

Isn't it just an ordinary crab?
"My lady!" Fan Er suddenly took Qiao Wei's hand, "My lady, I don't want to die, I want to be with you until I grow old. My lady, if I were to die today, would you be willing to bury me with me?"

I will bury you with you, a big-headed ghost!

Hey, I have a bad temper!

Qiao Wei couldn't hold back, and gave him another severe punishment.

Fan Er was crying like a pissed off daughter-in-law, and he didn't care about any defenses between men and women. He locked Qiao Wei in his arms with a bear hug, his head was lowered, and his face rubbed against her shoulders, wiping her snot and tears all over her body.

Qiao Wei got very angry, and said angrily: "A man, what's the point of crying and crying? Isn't it just bitten by a crab, what's the matter?"

"It's not a crab, it's Mr. Gutless." Fan Er persistently argued. "Legends say that people who are targeted by Mr. Gutless will end up with guts pierced to death. It's very miserable."

　The setting of the overhead plane is arbitrary and does not have to be true.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)