The cooking color is delicious, general, don't bite me

Chapter 87 Is it really drunk or fake drunk?
Hulu truthfully said: "It was Gong Lie who disguised himself."

Meng Fuling was a little surprised. She asked Gourd to bring old man Xue. She wanted Gourd to threaten him so that he would not dare to talk nonsense.

However, the gourd method is more useful, and she asked again: "Is it true that old man Xue is still at the lotus field?"

"Well, it's up to you to kill or keep!" Calabash said lightly, in fact, according to his intention, killing old man Xue directly would save trouble.

Meng Fuling paused, thinking about this issue very seriously, she also wanted to kill old man Xue, but thinking of Mrs. Xue, she was a little worried.

"But mother, alas!" She opened her mouth, trying to say something, but in the end it only turned into a sigh.

Hulu stretched out his hand to caress her frowning brows, and stretched out his arms to embrace her, "At worst, spare the old man's life, I promise he won't dare to chew his tongue."

"That's the only way." Meng Fuling nodded, and couldn't help leaning her head on his shoulder.

It's just that they all forgot that they were still standing outside at this time, causing Luo Yunhao to tut: "I said, can you stop hugging around here?"

Only then did Meng Fuling realize that the location was wrong, and hurriedly pushed the gourd away, but the gourd refused, and instead hugged her even tighter, and said to Luo Yunhao, "You want to take care of it?"

"You think I want to take care of it? It's because you don't consider my feelings as a bachelor!" Luo Yunhao covered his heart, pretending to be distressed.

"People like you deserve it no one wants them!" Gourd said with a poisonous tongue, and kissed Meng Fuling heavily on the face as if showing off.

This made Meng Fuling blush instantly, and felt that Hulu's move was too naive, and tried to push him away even more, but he seemed to be hooked, and refused to let go no matter what, looking at Luo Yunhao even more proudly.

"Hulu, which man is like you? You are petty and naive! I thought you were General Qi, but now it seems—" Luo Yunhao deliberately didn't finish the rest of the sentence, but his face showed contempt.

"Hmph!" Calabash snorted coldly, hugged Meng Fuling into the room, and was too lazy to talk to Luo Yunhao.

Luo Yunhao rolled his eyes speechlessly, and followed in.

Meng Fuling suddenly turned around and asked, "Luo Yunhao, you've lived in my house long enough, when are you leaving?"

This is to drive him away?Luo Yunhao was dissatisfied, "How can you drive me away? For the little winter melon, I worked so hard to find milk and spent all my money. If I hadn't saved the little winter melon—"

"Stop! Stop!" Meng Fuling became impatient, and hurriedly interrupted Luo Yunhao's words.

She really had never seen a man as noisy as him, compared to an elderly woman, he was worse than him.

"What? I didn't finish my sentence, so you interrupted like this?" Luo Yunhao feigned anger.

Meng Fuling smiled and asked, "So what if I interrupt?"

Luo Yunhao pursed his lips, and said aggrievedly: "I eat yours and live in yours now, what else can I do? If it weren't for your good cooking skills and cute little winter melons, do you think I want to stay?"

This is the truth, he really didn't want to leave so quickly because Meng Fuling's dishes were delicious.

The corners of Meng Fuling's lips curled up, "If you can help me get more cumin powder, I won't rush you for as long as I love you."

Luo Yunhao loved to hear her latter sentence, but when he thought of the previous one, his face collapsed, "How can that thing be so easy to handle? Let me tell you, what are you going to use it for?"

Meng Fuling refused to tell him the use of cumin powder, but said: "Why do you ask so much? You just get it, and I will tell you when the time comes."

"Okay, okay! I'll go to the foreign border myself in a few days." Luo Yunhao was really curious, so he had to compromise.

Meng Fuling nodded and smiled, she knew that foreign Xinjiang was similar to modern Xinjiang.

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Gong Lie came back that night and took old man Xue back to Xue's house.

The next day came the news that old man Xue had gone crazy, and Meng Fuling knew that the gourd should have made Gong Lie mess with him, so she didn't ask any further questions.

It was Luo Yunhao, who was leaving in two days, clamoring for Meng Fuling to cook more delicious food.

Seeing that he was going to help her with some errands, Meng Fuling readily rolled up her sleeves and started cooking.

Knowing that Luo Yunhao likes spicy food, she planned to make spicy snails and boiled pork slices. In order to take care of Hulu and Xue's who don't like spicy food, she made a few more non-spicy dishes, such as braised lion head some type of.

This time, instead of serving all the dishes out together as usual, each one was prepared and served out one by one.

Because Hulu and Luo Yunhao got into a fight somehow, and they were comparing their drinking capacity.

Meng Fuling felt that it was normal for a man to drink alcohol, besides, since he knew Hulu, he had never seen him drink alcohol, let alone arrest him.

Thinking about it this way, Meng Fuling didn't bother with them, but put more effort into preparing the dishes.

Now, Meng Fuling is making boiled pork slices, which is a classic of Sichuan cuisine.

She had chosen a piece of plum-headed lean meat earlier, and threw it out to freeze for a while. It would be easier to cut it into thin slices.Then take salt, soy sauce, egg white, cornstarch and a little water and mix well before putting the meat slices in and marinating.

Immediately afterwards, Meng Fuling cut some sauerkraut, poured oil into the pan, and when the oil was hot, add ginger and garlic until fragrant, then add the sauerkraut and stir-fry.

Then, put some shiitake mushrooms, winter bamboo shoots and bean sprouts to fry until fragrant, put them in the broth and boil.After the pot of vegetable soup is boiled, turn down the heat to low, shake out slices of marinated lean meat, and spread them on the pot surface.

Take another pot of hot oil, and after the oil is hot, pop some peppercorns and peanuts on top.

"It smells so good! But it's really troublesome to make this dish, so you have to be patient." Li Shanhu watched from the side, swallowing.

Just when the workshop was over, Meng Fuling asked Lian Dahui and Li Shanhu to have dinner together.

Lian Dahui was drinking with Hulu and the others, and Li Shanhu took the initiative to light the fire and help Meng Fuling.

But Li Coral, who also likes spicy food, saw this boiled pork slices, and his whole body couldn't move, and he was so hungry.

Meng Fuling shook her head amusedly, but did not answer, but immediately poured hot oil on the soup surface, and there was a crackling sound, and the aroma became more intense.

After the boiled pork slices were ready, Meng Fuling immediately made another dessert, then stopped and walked out of the kitchen.

At this time, Hulu and the others were a little drunk, Hulu yelled: "Drink! If I don't get you drunk today, I won't be called Hulu!"

Meng Fuling laughed secretly, you weren't called Hulu in the first place, okay?And you don't like the name either.

And Luo Yunhao also yelled: "Okay! If I pass out before you, I will read my name upside down, called Hao Yunluo!"

Xu Shi thought it was funny to read his name upside down, and after Luo Yunhao finished yelling, he burst out laughing, and then clinked glasses with Hulu again.

"Fu Ling, they seem to be a little drunk, do you want to persuade them not to drink?" Li Shanhu whispered.

"Leave them alone, let's drink some too." Meng Fuling smiled, but she actually felt that they were still sober.

She is not bad at drinking in modern times, but she has been in ancient times for so long, because she has always had a big belly, and she has no chance to drink at all.There are so many chores, why not have a drink now?Right to relax?
Li Shanhu was stunned when she heard Meng Fuling said that she wanted to drink, "Fuling, do you really want to drink?"

"It's not just me, but also you!" Meng Fuling said, and asked Lan Xiang to pour a glass for her and Li Shanhu each.

"But how can a woman drink?" Li Shanhu hesitated while holding the wine glass.

But the more she said this, the more Meng Fuling wanted her to drink, "Who stipulated that women can't drink? Men can?"

Hearing this, Luo Yunhao said loudly: "Well said! Who says women can't drink? I once traveled to Beihu, where the women drink better than the men, and they all eat meat and drink in big bowls with the men. That's really bold!"

Meng Fuling's eyes sparkled when she heard this, and she was about to speak, but Xue, who was eating vegetables with her head bowed and silent, stopped her and said, "Fuling, you hurt your body when you gave birth to a small winter melon, so you should stop drinking. Besides, What Yunhao was talking about was Beihu, not our Great Chu Kingdom. Women should look like women, and you can't—"

Xue Shi hadn't finished speaking when she was interrupted by Meng Fuling. She held up her wine glass and said, "Come on! Luo Yunhao, I'll toast you, and then tell me about the customs of Beihu."

Meng Fuling really didn't like to hear Xue's talk about what women should do, besides, her body was so agile.

Hulu and Luo Yunhao also didn't like to listen, so they changed the topic and chatted about other things.

The rest of Mrs. Xue sat there with a lonely face, a little at a loss.

In fact, Meng Fuling couldn't bear it, but she really didn't want to manipulate Xue Shi anymore, and she made up her mind to slowly change Xue Shi so that she would no longer be cowardly.

Li Shanhu couldn't bear it anymore, but she knew that Meng Fuling and Xue's somewhat tense relationship hadn't eased over this period of time, so she couldn't say much.

Meng Fuling drank the wine in the glass, just in time to get a full view of Li Shanhu's tangled expression, so she leaned over and whispered a few words to her.

"Fu Ling, is this really alright?" After hearing this, Li Shanhu let out a low voice, with some disapproval in her tone.

"What's wrong? Get it quickly! If you don't know where to put it, ask Aunt Qiao." Meng Fuling smiled and gave Li Shanhu a push.

Li Shanhu had no choice but to get up, and couldn't help but glance at Mrs. Xue. Seeing that Mrs. Xue didn't notice what she and Meng Fuling were talking about, she hurried to the kitchen.

No matter how much Hulu drank, his eyes never left Meng Fuling. Now, when he heard the conversation between her and Li Shanhu, he leaned towards her and asked, "What is the drunk date you asked her to take? Why don't I remember?" Have this thing?"

Hearing that the tone was still dissatisfied, Meng Fuling thought it was funny, and asked, "Could it be that I have to report everything to you for everything?"

Hulu snorted softly, turned his head away uncomfortably, "No need!"

People who practice martial arts have excellent hearing. Luo Yunhao had listened to it a long time ago, and was also aroused by Meng Fuling's novel food, and aroused slander, and wanted to ask what happened.

Meng Fuling saw that Luo Yunhao was about to ask a question, and immediately said: "If you want to eat, don't ask so many questions!"

It was this sentence that successfully blocked Luo Yunhao's mouth, making him even more curious, he didn't even bother to drink wine, and from time to time he poked his head and looked in the direction of the kitchen.

Gourd pursed his lips and muttered, "Stupid!"

Meng Fuling ignored him, picked up a chopstick of boiled meat slices and put them in his mouth, it was delicious.

Not long after, Li Coral walked out of the kitchen with a tray.

There was a jar on the tray, Luo Yunhao cut it, "I thought it was something, it turned out to be wine!"

Meng Fuling glanced at him, ignored him, and when Li Shanhu arrived, she opened the jar herself, and a clear scent of dates mixed with the smell of wine wafted out, filling the room immediately.

Luo Yunhao sniffed vigorously, and said with a slightly intoxicated expression: "It smells so good!"

"This is a jujube? You were tinkering with this before?" Hulu was always by Meng Fuling's side, so he naturally knew what she was doing.

"Yeah, I made it just for my mother!" In fact, Meng Fuling made drunk dates for cooking, but now she deliberately said that they made them for Xue Shi.

She took a pottery dish, poured out some drunken dates, and put the whole dish in front of Mrs. Xue.

It takes a long time for drunken dates to be made and eaten, and she started making them a long time ago.

A few days ago, the altar could be opened to eat, but due to too many things and the quarrel with Mrs. Xue, I forgot about the drunk dates.

Right now, it would be perfect for Xue Shi who opposed her to drink. Thinking of this, there was a faint smile on her lips.

Sure enough, Xue Shi was a little moved when he saw that these drunk dates were big, thin-skinned and beautiful in color.

"Mother, let's try it!" Meng Fuling looked at Xue Shi with a smile.

Under Meng Fuling's encouraging eyes, Xue carefully brought a drunken date to her mouth and took a bite.

The jujube wine was pure, sweet and refreshing, and immediately captured Xue's stomach. She had never drank alcohol, so she didn't think much about it. She only thought that the taste of drunken dates was unique, so she ate one after another.

Others naturally followed suit, and they all praised the taste, but Meng Fuling looked at Xue Shi from time to time, smiling even wider.

After all, Hulu understood her, looked at Xue Shi, and asked her in a low voice: "What bad idea are you planning? Is it really okay to eat too much of these dates?"

"Look at what you said, do you think I will harm mother?" Meng Fuling gave him a sideways look.

Hulu shook his head, how could Meng Fuling harm Xue Shi?

"That's right, it's not harmful to the body anyway." Meng Fuling didn't say that eating too much drunk dates would make her drunk.

Xue ate it for a while, and stopped eating. Her face was stained with drunkenness, her eyes were also drunken, and she frowned tightly, "Fuling, why do I feel dizzy? Why are there two of you?"

Meng Fuling just took a sip of wine and almost spit out because of Xue's words.

She intentionally made Xue Shi eat some drunken dates, if she got drunk because of this, she would stop talking about women not being allowed to drink.

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Xue got drunk so quickly, there is really no one with such a poor capacity for drinking.

"Mother, you are sleepy! Mei Xiang, quickly help mother back to the room to rest." Meng Fuling called Mei Xiang and ordered.

"No, I won't go back, I want to eat some more, this date is really delicious." Xue waved his hands, refusing to go back to the room no matter what.

"Fu Ling, isn't your mother going to go berserk? Hahaha..." Luo Yunhao laughed unceremoniously.

When the others saw this, they also wanted to laugh, but they were afraid that Mrs. Xue would still be conscious. Knowing that they were laughing at her, they could only hold back.

It wasn't until Mrs. Qiao and Mei Xiang worked together to get Mrs. Xue away that she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

As soon as Mrs. Xue left, everyone let go and felt more at ease, and even played with drinking orders.

Meng Fuling was pleasantly surprised to find that although this body had never drunk alcohol, it could hold a good amount of alcohol, and it took a lot to get drunk.

When the banquet was over, Hulu, Luo Yunhao and the others were all drunk, even Li Shanhuo, and Meng Fuling was still sober.

She asked Mrs. Qiao and Lan Xiang, who were not drinking, to help send the drunk people back to their rooms.

******
Meng Fuling and Lan Xiang worked together to lift the gourd onto the kang, and she asked Lan Xiang to go out and fetch some water.

She knew that drunk people were prone to sweating, and it would be more refreshing to wipe off their body before going to sleep.

If she wanted to wipe the gourd, Lan Xiang would not want to stay without a wink, "Miss, please help my uncle to wipe, the maidservant is going out first."

Meng Fuling naturally didn't want other women to see the fruit body of the gourd, so she nodded, "Well, you step back!"

As soon as Lan Xiang left, Meng Fuling took off Gourd's underwear. She also saw his body when he was injured. Looking at it now, she still couldn't help but want to praise his good figure.

Gourd is the kind that looks thin when dressed, but fleshy when undressed. This figure is really attractive.

Anyway, the gourd was drunk, so it would be okay to look at it a few more times. With this in mind, Meng Fuling looked at the gourd from top to bottom, and then twisted the towel to help him wipe himself.

But she didn't notice that Hulu's eyelids were trembling slightly, and she was rubbing very seriously.When she wiped the important parts, she pinched the thing with one hand, and put the towel between her legs with the other to wipe it.

Gourd, who had kept his eyes closed all the time, was scorched all over his body, especially after being pinched by her and reacted quickly, he finally couldn't help opening his eyes.

Meng Fu was startled when he met the gourd-like star eyes that were covered with mist, "Are you drunk?"

Realizing that he might be pretending to be drunk to lie to her, she was annoyed, and stared fiercely at the dumbfounded gourd.

Seeing him blushing and staring at her for a moment, Meng Fuling also had a headache, "Since you are not drunk, wipe it yourself!"

Hulu wasn't completely drunk, but he drank too much at the moment, his head was a little dizzy, and his reaction was a little slow.

He smiled blankly, and in Meng Fuling's eyes, it was a smirk.

Seeing this, the annoyance in her heart also disappeared, and she stuffed the towel into his hand, "Here!"

Hulu shook his head and stared blankly at her, "You wipe it for me!"

"You don't have hands, so you don't know how to wipe yourself?" This guy really wants her to help him wipe his body, which is a good idea!

Meng Fuling murmured in her heart, but she didn't think that she had seen all of them.

"I'm drunk!" Calabash's tone was slightly aggrieved, but also a bit rascal.

After finishing speaking, he threw the towel on the ground and shouted, "I don't want to wipe it myself unless you do it for me!"

Meng Fuling's head hurt even more, why is he such a rascal?She couldn't tell whether he was really drunk or fake drunk?Sighing, he said helplessly: "If you don't wipe it, don't wipe it, I don't care about you?"

"No! I want you to wipe it for me, wipe it for me..." The gourd seemed to be in love with Meng Fuling, and she kept yelling for her to wipe it for him.

"Rogue!" Meng Fuling was speechless to such a gourd, leaving these two words behind, she was about to get up and leave the room.

But Hulu clung to her hand tightly, "You touched me!"

The tone was a bit sad, and while speaking, she even pulled Meng Fuling onto the kang with all her strength.

"Gourd, you bastard! Get up!" Meng Fuling's strength was naturally no match for Gourd.

He turned over and pressed her under him. He refused to get up no matter what, and buried his head by her neck, absorbing the fragrance that belonged to her, and said vaguely: "No! You have to be responsible to me!"

(End of this chapter)