This world is a bit devilish

Chapter 143 Old Turtle

Rice sorghum, wheat millet, these bastards, which one is the gentleman?

This is a couplet!

And the meaning between the lines is very straightforward, scolding Ye Senluo, a bastard, for daring to call himself Mr.
Ye Senluo's face was weird, mainly because this couple was familiar...

Ye Senluo remembered where he seemed to have seen it... This is the benefit of living in the era of information explosion!

There are always thugs rushing to get their faces up and let themselves be hit?
Seeing Ye Senluo standing there in a daze, seeming to be sorry for the next couplet, Mu Qing immediately slapped himself on the forehead, embarrassing, so embarrassing, this was completely killed in seconds, he looked at his sister, as if Ask, why don't you find someone more reliable?
Mu Ying spread her hands innocently, as if to say, how does my old lady know?

Zhen Guo's General Mu Xiong's expression did not change, and Ouyang Liwen's name was outside, so naturally it was impossible for a young scholar to deal with him.

Ouyang Li sneered and said: "What? I'm sorry? Now I'm convinced? I don't want to make progress at such a young age, and I have no one in my eyes..."

It's just that before Ouyang Li finished speaking, Ye Senluo, who had been silent all along, suddenly said, "Shishu Yi, Li Chunqiu, many serious scriptures, why ask me?"

The originally chaotic living room suddenly fell silent.

Mu Xiong murmured: "Rice sorghum, wheat millet, these bastards, which one is the master?"

"Poems and books are easy to read, rituals to the Spring and Autumn Period, and many serious scriptures. Why ask Lao Tzu?"

His eyes lit up suddenly, the pair was very neat, and not only neat, but also directly scolded back very rudely.

Even Muying, Muqing and even Lingling, who are illiterate, understand it, and now they have more expectations for Ye Senluo.

Ouyang Li's face darkened, and he snorted coldly and said: "The boy is very talkative, the old man will make another pair."

"Two apes cut a tree deep in the mountain, let's see how the little monkey fights against each other?"

Everyone immediately looked at Ye Senluo, and the illiterate Mu Qing kindly reminded him: "Dude, the old man is very bad, he is calling you a monkey!"

Ye Senluo nodded with a smile, looking like an outsider, he said: "A horse stuck in the mud, ask the old beast how to hoof?"

boom!
Before everyone could react, Ouyang Li slapped the pineapple table next to him, his face turned blue with anger!

Nice job!

Mu Ying and Mu Qing looked at each other, and they already gave Ye Senluo a thumbs up in their hearts. In these years, I really haven't seen any scholar who can make the dignified master Ouyang Li look like this!

General Mu Xiong was really afraid that Ouyang Li would die of anger, so he asked softly, "Mr., why don't you forget it?"

Ouyang Li pushed Mu Xiong away, and roared with red eyes: "The reeds on the wall are top-heavy, light-footed and shallow-rooted!"

The implication is naturally to scold Ye Senluo for not having real talent and learning.

Ye Senluo smiled and said: "The bamboo shoots in the mountains have a sharp mouth, thick skin, and a hollow belly!"

Everyone gasped, this little scholar is amazing!
Ouyang Li's face was ashen, and he approached Ye Senluo and continued: "The white goose and yellow are not completely removed, so I don't know how high the sky is!"

Ye Senluo smiled lightly and said, "The tortoise's shell has long been polished, so it can be called a cunning old man!"

Ouyang Li staggered all over and fell to the ground!
Surprised!

Mu Yingmei's eyes were shining, she picked up the treasure, she picked up the treasure, this scholar is amazing, he actually made the old bastard so angry that he sat on the ground!

Ye Senluo asked with a smile: "Mr., it's time for me to write the question?"

Ouyang Li had already been supported by Mu Xiong, his face was ashen and said: "Please come out!"

Ye Senluo pondered and said, "Yan Suo Pond Willow."

As soon as Mu Qing heard the above couplet, she immediately yelled: "Brother, you're letting the water go, it's too simple for you!"

But he couldn't get anyone's response for a long time. He saw that everyone was thinking, and the illiterate Mu Qing was shocked at the moment. This couplet is weird!

This upper couplet is naturally very unique, this is the eternal absolute of ancient China, just five words, the radicals of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, can it be endless?

But in fact, this couplet is not a quatrain. Some people in later generations have matched it, and that is Shenzhen Teppanyaki!
Ouyang Li looked calm at first, but slowly, big beads of sweat fell from his forehead, and then dripped with cold sweat.

Ye Senluo smiled lightly: "It doesn't matter if the old man can't think of it for a while, there is another couplet below, please listen to the question!"

Without waiting for Ouyang Li to answer, Ye Senluo said: "Lonely cold window empty widow!"

Is this kind of UPlink again?

Ouyang Li's eyes darkened and he almost fainted.

Mu Xiong is a real person, he couldn't bear to continue watching, coughed and said: "It's almost enough!"

puff!
Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Mu Qing pointed at Ouyang Li and laughed out loud!
Old Ouyang Li blushed, and he cupped his hands towards Ye Senluo and said, "Your Excellency is quick-witted, I admire you! But the couplet is really not surprising, it's just a child's talent, I really don't want to be right!"

With that said, Ouyang Li left angrily!

Mu Xiong hurriedly chased him out.

As soon as the two of them left, the young Lang Muqing cheered on the spot: "Fuck, buddy, you are so awesome, you actually ran Ouyang Liqi away! To celebrate this joyous moment, you can choose from various brothels tonight!"

Mu Ying's face turned dark all of a sudden.

Mu Qing was not afraid of death and continued to yell: "I heard that a beautiful woman came to Hongxiulou today. She has a figure that can make you linger just by looking at her. It's interesting, buddy. I'll take you there tonight, you go!"

A pure white wrist stretched out suddenly, and grabbed Mu Qing's ear very skillfully.

The young Mu Qing was stunned all of a sudden.

At this moment, Mu Xiong came back, apparently he didn't keep Ouyang Li.

He looked at Ye Senluo angrily, and said, "Do you know Mr. Ouyang's status in the hearts of scholars in Chu State? If you offend him, what will you do when you go out?"

Mu Qing was not happy when he heard the words, and muttered: "Obviously his skills are not as good as others!"

General Mu Xiong was immediately amused: "Skills are not as good as others? Old Mr. Ouyang is not good at pairing. This is a recognized thing, but when it comes to poetry, no one in the entire Chu country will be his opponent! The Three Kingdoms Competition is held once every ten years. Mr. Ouyang Mr. has participated five times, and won the first place every time in Wendou!"

"Father, why are you still talking for that old bastard Ouyang? You didn't hear him say that his daughter's cultivation is going to be abolished!" Mu Ying looked at Mu Xiong a little bit aggrieved and said.

Mu Xiong was angry and funny and said: "With father here, who dares to abolish your cultivation?"

"Hey, I know dad is the best for his daughter!" Mu Ying stepped forward and took Mu Xiong's hand and said, "Then... Ye Senluo..."

Mu Xiong took a closer look at Ye Senluo, and when he realized that Ye Senluo did not have any cultivation, he didn't bother to inquire about Ye Senluo's details, he said: "Speaking of which, you Wendou Ouyang Li is also my two children. Caused by it, now that you have offended Ouyang Li, if I drive you out again, it will be tantamount to sending you to your death, and you will stay at the house to teach Qinger how to read. Tomorrow, Ouyang Li and I will leave for the Three Kingdoms University Contest, when I'm not at home, you have to teach Qing'er well!"

Ye Senluo was about to speak, but Mu Qing, who was illiterate, shouted: "The Three Kingdoms Competition, Dad, why don't you take me to see it too?"

General Mu Xiong said: "You brat, you were originally asked to worship Ouyang Li as your teacher, so you can naturally follow along along the way. Now, you have offended Ouyang Li, how can you go? This time the Three Kingdoms contest, He fights with literature, I fight with martial arts, we are together!"

"Father, just take me!" Mu Qing begged while hugging Mu Xiong's arm.

The Great Martial Arts Contest of the Three Kingdoms is a grand event in the Apocalypse Continent. It is held every ten years to determine the territorial resources among the Three Kingdoms. If you go to experience it, and come back to the brothel to brag about it and catch the oiran... Wouldn't it be beautiful!
Mu Xiong didn't know what his son was thinking, so he shook his head immediately.

No matter how much Mu Qing begged, she always disagreed, until Mu Ying expressed that she also wanted to go, Mu Xiong reluctantly agreed!
This made Mu Qing call her father partial.

Ye Senluo didn't plan to go, he just wanted to stay here safely and heal his injuries.

In the early morning of the next day, the king of Great Chu Kingdom summoned Mu Xiong and Ouyang Li to prepare for the martial arts competition.

And on this day, a piece of news suddenly spread in Da Chu.

"Emperor Ouyang lost the battle with Humanities. I heard that the other party is a young scholar!"

"I heard that young scholar is very arrogant. He deliberately compared couplets with the emperor, and called the emperor an old turtle!"

...Thank you Linli, thank you for the free reward of youth.

(End of this chapter)