I have a big problem with my past life

Chapter 353 A teacher for one day and a father for life, I am your father

Hearing the words of the current leader of the Daoist League, Chu Ran was stunned.

Originally, he wanted to continue complaining, saying that the grand uncle who admired the moon was simply not a man, and he actually vented the hatred that had passed a thousand years on himself. The Dao League, which was on the verge of collapse, has shed blood in the southern and northern wars. It is a generation of great heroes. Even if you don't think about your kindness to the Dao League, at least you can't avenge your kindness. This is really unconscionable!
But now...well, that master uncle is really not a man!

This was very embarrassing, and it directly disrupted Chu Ran's well-arranged thoughts and complaints.

"Could it be that I...have made your uncle's belly bigger before?"

Chu Ran was stunned for a while, then asked weakly.

As for the memory of Senior Daotian, who was a cool and tyrannical dick thousands of years ago, although he has been recovering, but after all, the time is still short, and he has not fully recovered, and many memory fragments are fragmented.

Because, Chu Ran suddenly panicked when he heard that the master uncle who admired the moon was a woman and his apprentice thousands of years ago. The lesson from the past is the past.

Well, the word "Yezeng" in this question refers to Ning Ye who is the leading brother.

"Cough cough!"

It seems that he never expected that Chu Ran would suddenly ask such a weird question. After being shocked, Chao Shangyue coughed twice to cover up the embarrassment and smile in his heart.

Although I have heard that this senior Daotian has never been serious, he hit it off with the same dishonest young master of the Qian family who was the richest man in the practice world a thousand years ago. The two not only became brothers of the opposite sex, but also became famous in the practice world. , was dubbed the name of "Shuangjue under Heaven".

This "double uniqueness" well, one refers to the superiority in cultivation, and the other refers to the extremeness of the two people's personalities, which is also a wonderful thing.

Here is a very iconic event. I don’t know what was wrong in the brains of the wonderful brothers back then. The two who had never visited the brothel said that they should take a stroll around the brothel and enjoy it, and then The rich young master of the Qian family took over nearly a hundred brothels in the whole city with an irresistible money offensive with a wave of his big hand.

Then, these two people directly revealed their identities, surrounded by a group of Qian family servants beating gongs and drums, and started to stroll around the house...

Strolling until dawn, I finally visited all the brothels in the city, almost went in and took a look around, and left without even drinking a cup of tea, which made all the young ladies in the brothel look dumbfounded Forced, I don't understand what kind of routine this is.

Compared to their identities as prostitutes, the two who rushed forward and embraced seemed to be led to inspect.

So, before the sun was bright on the second day, almost half of the practice world knew about this interesting incident. After all, the two of them were the young master of the Qian family who was invincibly rich, and the other was a new riser from the Dao League who was hailed as a Daomeng ZTE hopes the genius boy.

Even now, a thousand years later, monks often talk about this matter after dinner, talking about the two protagonists as if they are two mentally retarded people.

"...Thousands of years ago, what happened between you and your uncle, Senior Daotian? You can't just enjoy the moon, but what is certain is that it is definitely not this kind of drama where your stomach is getting bigger." After holding back for a long time, I opened my mouth to appreciate the moon explained.

Hearing this, Chu Ran breathed a sigh of relief, it would be better if it wasn't the worst situation, otherwise he still doesn't know how to face his disciple thousands of years ago and his "children and grandchildren" .

After all, I am a man like the wind, how can I fall into such a matter of love for children.

Look at the big brother Ning Ye, because of the love debt thousands of years ago, now his wife and daughter are hot on the bed, and his wife is still so strong as the real dragon of Shenzhou, all of a sudden his life is completely perfect, even the most basic pursuit of being a man is gone, it is really miserable to the extreme ah!
"Could it be... that uncle of yours peeped at my beauty. As a disciple, she never got my body, so she never gave up for thousands of years, so after learning that I was reincarnated, she asked you to take me Tie it back to her bed and let her ravage you?"

Chu Ran thought about it for a while, and analyzed the reason why his apprentice thousands of years ago, and now his master and uncle who is now admiring the moon, wanted to tie him back: "Please tell me, this unscrupulous traitor, She can only get my body by doing this, but not my soul. Let her stop early! There is an old saying that a teacher for a day is a father for life, so I am her father. As a father, I have such evil thoughts, it is really a moral decline in the world!"

He who was tied into a big white rice dumpling issued a righteous rebuke.

"Bah! Daotian, you bastard, even after a thousand years, you are still as brazen as you were back then!"

The person who said these words was not looking at the moon, nor the leader of the demon alliance, the Lord of the Heavens, but a woman with a clear and sweet voice like a silver bell, with a slightly immature voice.

But the source of the sound and shadow came from Chao Shangyue's waist.

Immediately afterwards, a phantom figure of a young girl in a purple shirt appeared in the field like a projection.

"See Master Uncle!"

Seeing the figure of the purple-shirted girl who was obviously an incarnation outside her body, she hurriedly saluted towards Xiangyue.

In fact, he never thought that even though his master uncle could not leave the customs, he secretly left this kind of means on himself, so that he could spy on everything that happened around him.And the reason why she showed her figure at this time was more obviously stimulated by Chu Ran's outrageous reprimand.

"Moon Appreciation Disciple, there is no need to be polite, get up."

The purple-shirted girl nodded, her words and deeds were full of the majesty of being a master uncle, but her voice had a deliberately old-fashioned attitude, which already contained a sense of immaturity.

Seeing this scene, Chu Ran was stunned. He looked at the purple-shirted girl who suddenly appeared in front of him. After three seconds of being stunned, he couldn't help but burst into tears. It's almost out.

"Hahahahaha! I said the leader, are you right? Are you really sure that this little sister who looks like a primary school student is your uncle?"

It's no wonder that Chu Ran lost his composure, because this so-called master-uncle is only as tall as his waist, and has a cute baby face that is still childish. elementary school students.

"Dao! God!"

This purple-shirted girl...well, or purple-shirted lolita, looked at Chu Ran who was wrapped in a rice dumpling and was laughing, and called his name word by word, her eyes almost burst out fire.

"You brazen bastard! What did you let me eat back then, and what weird skills did you let me practice?"

(End of this chapter)