The emperor's wife is addicted to seducing his wife: his ex-wife is captured
Chapter 299 Descending From Heaven
Chapter 299 Descending From Heaven
It wasn't once or twice that the two bickered, and Xu Fan didn't mind what the old man said, but Doris's face turned red all of a sudden.
After all, this is the first time she has come to the house. Is it really good to talk about this kind of topic as soon as she comes?
However, what made her even more horrified was yet to come.
Facing the old man's staring eyes, Xu Fan suddenly put down his chopsticks, stared at the old man, "I can!"
"Oh!"
"Snapped!"
"Cough cough cough..."
The first one is the sound of the buns that the old man was carrying falling into the soup, the second is the sound of Doris’s chopsticks falling on the table, and the third is the sound of the relatively calm Jun Heng choking suddenly after eating the buns coughing.
The three of them looked at Xu Fan with rather terrified eyes, and Jun Heng's eyes fell on Xu Fan's lower abdomen quite unsteadily. Do men have children?
This is against the laws of nature!
Rubbing his forehead, he pretended to be calm and coughed, and patted Doris's hand, "Let's eat."
The implication is, ignore some people who have a fever.
The old man also stared for a while, then coughed twice in embarrassment, and threw the small bowl of marinated eggs in front of Xu Fan, "Eat, eat, don't do anything just to eat."
The old man's perfunctory look instantly made Xu Fan a little awkward, he looked at the old man, "Dad, I'm serious."
"Speaking of wool! How did you give birth? You can't even give birth to a shemale, but you can?"
"Then if I'm born, you have to give me a big gift." Xu Fan still looked at the old man with the same expression, full of seriousness.
Jun Heng put down his chopsticks involuntarily, "Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not kidding, I mean it."
The old man pursed his lips, "I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously like a child."
"I'll write it down to you, and when I give birth to a son, you have to give me a big gift!"
Xu Fan started to eat the stewed egg with a grunt, and his inexplicable earnestness disappeared like the wind.
Both Jun Heng and the old man didn't take it seriously, they just thought he was joking, Xu Fan didn't explain much, just talked nonsense, and quickly finished his eggs and went to work.
In the morning, Jun Heng sent Doris to work, and Doris felt that she was still in a state of horror, "Xu Fan, he..."
"You believe it? Anyway, I don't believe it."
Jun Heng smiled, "He may have watched too many sci-fi movies, just don't take it seriously."
Doris sighed twice, really didn't know what to say.
The marriage contract was settled in this way, and Doris was invited to Jun's house every now and then, but every time she would bring some gifts, mostly on Saturdays and Sundays, Jun's family got along very well, and there was no such thing as the legendary mother-in-law and daughter-in-law problem, so Doris was still very relieved.
A month later, Jun Heng started to prepare for the wedding. He had a good impression of Doris, she was a very sensible girl, and she was also very independent in work, which was very reassuring.
Things suddenly changed when two months later, Junling, Junyan, Junheng and others were called back urgently by the old man's phone, saying that something happened.
The whole family put down their work and returned home inexplicably. When they got home, they found the old man and two maids sitting in front of the sofa with smiles on their faces. The old man held a child in his arms and was crying.
Jun Heng and Jun Yan came home almost at the same time. They stared at the child in the old man's arms in a daze for a while, then took a step back together, "Dad, you are so old, you don't know where to add it to us. A half-brother or something?"
"Nonsense!" The old man yelled angrily, and the little broken child in his arms cried even harder.
The old man picked up the child and waved to the two of them, "Come here, both of you, and identify who this child is?"
However, the two brothers took two steps back in unison again, waved their hands, "It's not me!"
Actions and language are amazingly consistent.
The old man became even more angry, "Isn't it your child who will be placed in our living room? Nonsense!"
"It's really not me!" The two took another step back, their eyes gradually becoming terrified.
Jun Heng knew that he had kept the rules and disciplines for so many years, and his private life was cleaner than that of a monk, so how could he have any children with others!
And Jun Yan is also in a state of horror, Xu Fan is somewhat resistant to the child, so he only talks about the child for so long, and if Xu Fan disagrees, he will not have a child. Find a woman to be a surrogate.
However, recently, for him, he wished to be far away from women, so that someone could rest assured, how could it be possible for a woman to bear his child.
The two looked at each other helplessly, and Jun Heng asked: "Second brother, it's been less than a year since you came back, are you sure you didn't have this child with another woman while you were outside?"
Jun Yan shook his head, "Have you ever seen a man who can't even eat enough to find a woman?"
"……makes sense."
What he said was a little helpless, Jun Heng scratched his head, and kept away from the people on the sofa, "Dad, are you sure you really didn't find someone yourself and blame us?"
"Presumptuous!" The old man was furious, panting heavily while hugging the child.
Jun Heng quickly waved his hands, "It's not yours, and it's really not ours."
"What the hell is going on then?"
The old man was also dumbfounded. Today, all the surveillance cameras at home were broken. He went upstairs to sleep, and there was an extra child in the house for no apparent reason.
"Think about it, both of you. I only told you three brothers and sisters about this matter. I didn't tell Shaocheng, Xu Fan, and Doris. Who broke the goods between you two? Let's admit it quickly. Lingling Gang and I Just say it, it'll be fine."
The old man's consolation didn't have half the effect, but made the two brothers take two steps back in horror, "Dad, it's not yours, and you can't force someone into prostitution, we really never had a baby."
For a while, the father and son were at a stalemate. At this moment, Jun Ling came back, looked at the two brothers who were about to leave the living room, and looked at the maid who was busy taking care of the children. She opened her eyes wide, "Dad, Where did the child come from?"
The father and son spread their hands together, "What else do we want to know?"
I don't know if it was because of being a mother, but Jun Ling approached enthusiastically, "Let me see, let me see."
She bent down and picked up the child from her father's arms, and frowned as she watched the crying child, "Are you hungry?"
"I don't know..." The old man was extremely innocent.
Jun Ling looked at him helplessly, and told the maid, "Go to my room, there should be the milk powder that Mao Mao drank before."
The maid hurried upstairs to prepare the milk powder and came down. Jun Ling tested the temperature and stuffed the bottle into the child's mouth. Sure enough, the child stopped crying when he saw what he was eating, and began to suck it.
Jun Ling looked at the father and son contemptuously, "What's going on?"
The father and son are still innocent, "I don't know."
Jun Ling snorted, "It's really interesting, who doesn't know who's child?"
"I don't know!" God agreed.
"Then let's go, give me a DNA test in a while! Since you don't know, then solve it in a scientific way."
The three of them had nothing to say, and they were drunk to use this method to verify the child who appeared at home inexplicably. After all, no one remembered that they had children with them.
While breastfeeding the child, Jun Ling took a few glances, looking at Jun Heng for a while, and Jun Yan for a while, but both of them felt innocent.
"Second brother, why do I feel that this child looks a bit like you?" Jun Ling's eyes suddenly fixed on Jun Yan, "But, it seems..."
"Really? Let me take a look." Hearing what she said, Jun Heng suddenly walked over. Although he had never done it himself, it is not an exaggeration to look at the child. After all, this may be his little nephew. .
Jun Ling glanced at him, "Don't be complacent, you two looked alike when you were young, maybe it's yours."
"That's it!" Jun Yan snorted, and followed helplessly.
The old man thought for a while and said, "I remember sending you two photos of your childhood."
As he spoke, he also ordered the maid to search in his room.
In a few minutes, the child finished feeding and slowly closed his eyes.
The weather was a little cold, and the child was wearing small clothes and wrapped in a swaddle.
At this moment, I don't know whether it's because it's breastfeeding, or the room is a bit hot, and the child's head is sweating. After thinking about it, Jun Ling asked someone to raise the temperature a little bit, and untied the rope that tied the baby. .
However, Jun Ling suddenly felt that the child's body was a little hard. She frowned and touched it, and took out a stack of papers. The first page wrote some basic information about the child's birth, and the second page should be DNA. For comparison, Jun Ling turned a few pages, but there was a sentence that shocked Jun Ling.
She raised her head in a daze, her gaze fell on Jun Yan, and she swallowed, "Second brother, you've got something wrong..."
"What did you write?"
Jun Yan frowned, and took it from her hand, and Jun Heng also came over, so the two of them clearly saw that it was clearly written there, "The relationship between the child and Jun Yan is identified as father and son..."
Jun Heng was also taken aback, and then patted Jun Yan's shoulder, feeling slightly relieved, "We can..."
"Dad, let me show you a baby!"
Xu Fan's voice suddenly came from outside the door. Before the big four and one small one who were entangled in the living room could react, Xu Fan had strode in from the outside. Although it was very fast, it could be seen that his steps were very steady, with his arms carefully folded. what.
Jun Yan's heart trembled, and he unconsciously grabbed Jun Heng's arm.
Jun Ling was taken aback when he saw Xu Fan's movement. She had done this a lot in the past few years, and it was the kind of movement that only people who hold children would do.
Looking at the smile on Xu Fan's face, she suddenly felt something was wrong.
Seeing Junheng and Junyan, Xu Fan was stunned, and stopped, "Why are you all here?"
"Uh...we..."
Before Jun Heng could find an excuse, Xu Fan looked at Jun Yan and said, "Didn't you say you were going to prepare for the competition? Why are you at home?"
"Ah, yes, come back and get...get something..."
(End of this chapter)
It wasn't once or twice that the two bickered, and Xu Fan didn't mind what the old man said, but Doris's face turned red all of a sudden.
After all, this is the first time she has come to the house. Is it really good to talk about this kind of topic as soon as she comes?
However, what made her even more horrified was yet to come.
Facing the old man's staring eyes, Xu Fan suddenly put down his chopsticks, stared at the old man, "I can!"
"Oh!"
"Snapped!"
"Cough cough cough..."
The first one is the sound of the buns that the old man was carrying falling into the soup, the second is the sound of Doris’s chopsticks falling on the table, and the third is the sound of the relatively calm Jun Heng choking suddenly after eating the buns coughing.
The three of them looked at Xu Fan with rather terrified eyes, and Jun Heng's eyes fell on Xu Fan's lower abdomen quite unsteadily. Do men have children?
This is against the laws of nature!
Rubbing his forehead, he pretended to be calm and coughed, and patted Doris's hand, "Let's eat."
The implication is, ignore some people who have a fever.
The old man also stared for a while, then coughed twice in embarrassment, and threw the small bowl of marinated eggs in front of Xu Fan, "Eat, eat, don't do anything just to eat."
The old man's perfunctory look instantly made Xu Fan a little awkward, he looked at the old man, "Dad, I'm serious."
"Speaking of wool! How did you give birth? You can't even give birth to a shemale, but you can?"
"Then if I'm born, you have to give me a big gift." Xu Fan still looked at the old man with the same expression, full of seriousness.
Jun Heng put down his chopsticks involuntarily, "Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not kidding, I mean it."
The old man pursed his lips, "I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously like a child."
"I'll write it down to you, and when I give birth to a son, you have to give me a big gift!"
Xu Fan started to eat the stewed egg with a grunt, and his inexplicable earnestness disappeared like the wind.
Both Jun Heng and the old man didn't take it seriously, they just thought he was joking, Xu Fan didn't explain much, just talked nonsense, and quickly finished his eggs and went to work.
In the morning, Jun Heng sent Doris to work, and Doris felt that she was still in a state of horror, "Xu Fan, he..."
"You believe it? Anyway, I don't believe it."
Jun Heng smiled, "He may have watched too many sci-fi movies, just don't take it seriously."
Doris sighed twice, really didn't know what to say.
The marriage contract was settled in this way, and Doris was invited to Jun's house every now and then, but every time she would bring some gifts, mostly on Saturdays and Sundays, Jun's family got along very well, and there was no such thing as the legendary mother-in-law and daughter-in-law problem, so Doris was still very relieved.
A month later, Jun Heng started to prepare for the wedding. He had a good impression of Doris, she was a very sensible girl, and she was also very independent in work, which was very reassuring.
Things suddenly changed when two months later, Junling, Junyan, Junheng and others were called back urgently by the old man's phone, saying that something happened.
The whole family put down their work and returned home inexplicably. When they got home, they found the old man and two maids sitting in front of the sofa with smiles on their faces. The old man held a child in his arms and was crying.
Jun Heng and Jun Yan came home almost at the same time. They stared at the child in the old man's arms in a daze for a while, then took a step back together, "Dad, you are so old, you don't know where to add it to us. A half-brother or something?"
"Nonsense!" The old man yelled angrily, and the little broken child in his arms cried even harder.
The old man picked up the child and waved to the two of them, "Come here, both of you, and identify who this child is?"
However, the two brothers took two steps back in unison again, waved their hands, "It's not me!"
Actions and language are amazingly consistent.
The old man became even more angry, "Isn't it your child who will be placed in our living room? Nonsense!"
"It's really not me!" The two took another step back, their eyes gradually becoming terrified.
Jun Heng knew that he had kept the rules and disciplines for so many years, and his private life was cleaner than that of a monk, so how could he have any children with others!
And Jun Yan is also in a state of horror, Xu Fan is somewhat resistant to the child, so he only talks about the child for so long, and if Xu Fan disagrees, he will not have a child. Find a woman to be a surrogate.
However, recently, for him, he wished to be far away from women, so that someone could rest assured, how could it be possible for a woman to bear his child.
The two looked at each other helplessly, and Jun Heng asked: "Second brother, it's been less than a year since you came back, are you sure you didn't have this child with another woman while you were outside?"
Jun Yan shook his head, "Have you ever seen a man who can't even eat enough to find a woman?"
"……makes sense."
What he said was a little helpless, Jun Heng scratched his head, and kept away from the people on the sofa, "Dad, are you sure you really didn't find someone yourself and blame us?"
"Presumptuous!" The old man was furious, panting heavily while hugging the child.
Jun Heng quickly waved his hands, "It's not yours, and it's really not ours."
"What the hell is going on then?"
The old man was also dumbfounded. Today, all the surveillance cameras at home were broken. He went upstairs to sleep, and there was an extra child in the house for no apparent reason.
"Think about it, both of you. I only told you three brothers and sisters about this matter. I didn't tell Shaocheng, Xu Fan, and Doris. Who broke the goods between you two? Let's admit it quickly. Lingling Gang and I Just say it, it'll be fine."
The old man's consolation didn't have half the effect, but made the two brothers take two steps back in horror, "Dad, it's not yours, and you can't force someone into prostitution, we really never had a baby."
For a while, the father and son were at a stalemate. At this moment, Jun Ling came back, looked at the two brothers who were about to leave the living room, and looked at the maid who was busy taking care of the children. She opened her eyes wide, "Dad, Where did the child come from?"
The father and son spread their hands together, "What else do we want to know?"
I don't know if it was because of being a mother, but Jun Ling approached enthusiastically, "Let me see, let me see."
She bent down and picked up the child from her father's arms, and frowned as she watched the crying child, "Are you hungry?"
"I don't know..." The old man was extremely innocent.
Jun Ling looked at him helplessly, and told the maid, "Go to my room, there should be the milk powder that Mao Mao drank before."
The maid hurried upstairs to prepare the milk powder and came down. Jun Ling tested the temperature and stuffed the bottle into the child's mouth. Sure enough, the child stopped crying when he saw what he was eating, and began to suck it.
Jun Ling looked at the father and son contemptuously, "What's going on?"
The father and son are still innocent, "I don't know."
Jun Ling snorted, "It's really interesting, who doesn't know who's child?"
"I don't know!" God agreed.
"Then let's go, give me a DNA test in a while! Since you don't know, then solve it in a scientific way."
The three of them had nothing to say, and they were drunk to use this method to verify the child who appeared at home inexplicably. After all, no one remembered that they had children with them.
While breastfeeding the child, Jun Ling took a few glances, looking at Jun Heng for a while, and Jun Yan for a while, but both of them felt innocent.
"Second brother, why do I feel that this child looks a bit like you?" Jun Ling's eyes suddenly fixed on Jun Yan, "But, it seems..."
"Really? Let me take a look." Hearing what she said, Jun Heng suddenly walked over. Although he had never done it himself, it is not an exaggeration to look at the child. After all, this may be his little nephew. .
Jun Ling glanced at him, "Don't be complacent, you two looked alike when you were young, maybe it's yours."
"That's it!" Jun Yan snorted, and followed helplessly.
The old man thought for a while and said, "I remember sending you two photos of your childhood."
As he spoke, he also ordered the maid to search in his room.
In a few minutes, the child finished feeding and slowly closed his eyes.
The weather was a little cold, and the child was wearing small clothes and wrapped in a swaddle.
At this moment, I don't know whether it's because it's breastfeeding, or the room is a bit hot, and the child's head is sweating. After thinking about it, Jun Ling asked someone to raise the temperature a little bit, and untied the rope that tied the baby. .
However, Jun Ling suddenly felt that the child's body was a little hard. She frowned and touched it, and took out a stack of papers. The first page wrote some basic information about the child's birth, and the second page should be DNA. For comparison, Jun Ling turned a few pages, but there was a sentence that shocked Jun Ling.
She raised her head in a daze, her gaze fell on Jun Yan, and she swallowed, "Second brother, you've got something wrong..."
"What did you write?"
Jun Yan frowned, and took it from her hand, and Jun Heng also came over, so the two of them clearly saw that it was clearly written there, "The relationship between the child and Jun Yan is identified as father and son..."
Jun Heng was also taken aback, and then patted Jun Yan's shoulder, feeling slightly relieved, "We can..."
"Dad, let me show you a baby!"
Xu Fan's voice suddenly came from outside the door. Before the big four and one small one who were entangled in the living room could react, Xu Fan had strode in from the outside. Although it was very fast, it could be seen that his steps were very steady, with his arms carefully folded. what.
Jun Yan's heart trembled, and he unconsciously grabbed Jun Heng's arm.
Jun Ling was taken aback when he saw Xu Fan's movement. She had done this a lot in the past few years, and it was the kind of movement that only people who hold children would do.
Looking at the smile on Xu Fan's face, she suddenly felt something was wrong.
Seeing Junheng and Junyan, Xu Fan was stunned, and stopped, "Why are you all here?"
"Uh...we..."
Before Jun Heng could find an excuse, Xu Fan looked at Jun Yan and said, "Didn't you say you were going to prepare for the competition? Why are you at home?"
"Ah, yes, come back and get...get something..."
(End of this chapter)
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