The prodigal Fu Jin has tricked me again

Chapter 368 The Prodigal (3 words)

Afraid that his daughter-in-law would get very angry and hurt the little girl in his belly, Master Jiu pulled out the folding fan pinned to his waist, flung it away gracefully, and then began to gently fan the daughter-in-law to relieve the anger with a smile. Comforting: "Although this child is not in the plan, but it is here, it is a blessing from God..."

Thinking that his daughter-in-law is more prodigal, Master Jiu's eyes lit up, and immediately said: "Guaranteed to be promoted and get rich, our family has a lot of money, and then daughter-in-law, you will be more happy when you prodigal~!!"

Dong Ejin glared at him.

Master Jiu felt the gust of wind in an instant.

Thinking that prodigal sons generally don't want others to say that about themselves, Lord Jiu had an idea and immediately changed his words: "Daughter-in-law, how can you be called a prodigal?! People without money are called prodigals when they spend money recklessly. I have money for you." defeat, we call it saving the people and promoting the economic development of the Qing Dynasty!"

After finishing speaking, Master Jiu put down his fan and pinched his daughter-in-law's shoulder like a dog.

Relax, relax, relax...

Master's little girl can't be turned into blood before she was born...

Dong Ejin was angry with him. Although he had top-notch methods of coaxing people, this kind of premeditated, tricky, and planned countermeasures after being exposed... It was obvious that she had to accept such a result!

This guy looks like he listens to her in everything, as docile as a little sheep, but in fact, his stomach is full of bad water, or that wolf cub!

Domineering, machismo, such things don't know how to discuss with her!No respect for her at all!
Dong Ejin was so angry that she reached out and grabbed his ear.

Master Jiu was standing behind his daughter-in-law and pinching her shoulders. Although his movements were respectful and cautious, his expression was beaming and triumphant.

Being violently grabbed by his wife, Master Jiu was stunned.

Could it be that he was too embarrassing to be discovered?

Master Jiu tilted his head, following the invincible strategy of "No matter what is wrong, beg for forgiveness and admit it first", Dang even pretended to be in super pain, winked and frowned, and groaned: "Daughter-in-law, it hurts! It hurts!! Master is wrong!" That's right! Wrong!! Let go first, let's talk if we have something to say, don't be mad at yourself..."

Dong Ejin let go, and dragged him to her eyes: "Be honest! When did you start plotting against me?"

Master Jiu pursed his lips, his eyes flickered, trying to pretend to be an honest person, but the cunning in his heart had completely betrayed him.

No matter how you look at that delicate and monstrous face, it's not pure and innocent.

He coughed lightly, and unnaturally made up a story: "This, this is a long story..."

"Then make a long story short."

Don't try to play sloppy with her.

Jiu Ye had no choice but to turn on the fooling mode: "About four or five months ago, one day, I suddenly discovered..."

"Yinzhen," Dong Ejin's voice was as cold as water: "If I find out that you lied to me..."

Master Jiu rolled his Adam's apple unconsciously.

Tangled for a long time...

Decide--

Sigh, forget it, let's recruit, anyway, the baby is already there, so she can still divorce him! ?

So Master Jiu stepped back gradually, approached the door slowly, and tried to describe the story full of calculations, treachery and cunning as romantically as possible: "That night, the moon and stars were thin, and the magpies flew south...you fell asleep, Grandpa. I was so excited that I blew a bubble when I was really bored. I was curious about what kind of material it was, so I cut a hole with scissors..."

Dong Ejin looked at him with darker eyes.

So there are so many fish that slip through the net?

Master Jiu coughed lightly. He is such a witty person, of course it is impossible for him to be so obvious!

"Then I'm so boring, scissors are time-consuming, labor-intensive and expensive, I asked someone to find a needle, and then put that... ahem, in a row, and then - poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke~! !!"

Dong Ejin: "..."

She could probably imagine how excited he was.

How can he be so boring? ! !

"You still have a sense of accomplishment, don't you?"

Master Jiu glanced at his daughter-in-law, and smiled, feeling that a storm was coming, so to save himself a way out, he added:
"Actually, Grandpa thought at the time, if she conceived, it was luck, if she didn't conceive, it was fate, and what should come will always come..."

Fortunately, Huang Tian paid off, he was so tired that his hands were sore, and each of the twenty eyes was not in vain...

Master Jiu couldn't help sighing secretly, little baby, Ama has worked hard for you, you must be healthy...you're a girl!
Seeing his daughter-in-law's face getting darker and darker, Master Jiu glanced at the door that was only one step away, feeling proud.

"Daughter-in-law, I still have some errands to finish, you should have a good rest first, I'm leaving first!"

After shouting, Master Jiu will stride forward and run away.

Unexpectedly—

"Peach Heart! Close the door!!"

Master Jiu turned his head alertly, only to see that girl Tao Xin standing outside the door, looking at him with wide eyes, and then closing the door quickly!

"Bang!" sound!
Master Jiu was dumbfounded.

Grind his teeth secretly.

Damn, this girl is really smart!
Unable to escape, he had no choice but to give full play to his strong point of rhetoric.

However, his daughter-in-law didn't listen to the explanation at all this time.

Dong Ejin held up a vase.

Master Jiu's eyes were rounded: "Wow! Daughter-in-law, it's from Song Huizong's period! It's hard to find! Master dragged four or five people before he bought it back from a wealthy businessman at a high price!"

Dong Ejin smiled slightly: "That's it!"

"Bang!" sounded.

The sound of porcelain shattering is very pleasant.

call……

Relieve.

At the same time, what Dong Ejin did not expect was that Mr. System suddenly issued a prompt:

[Ding dong!There are extra rewards for the prodigal host during pregnancy, what to smash, what to return, and a silver ticket of the same value. 】

An identical Song Huizong vase immediately appeared in Dong Ejin's mind, with a stack of banknotes of the same value next to it.

In this way, she will feel even less distressed.

Seeing Master Jiu's face that was always dark and sullen, but still struggling to hold on, the corners of Dong Ejin's lips curled up slightly, feeling extremely comfortable.

only……

She suddenly reacted to something:
[Since there is a reward for being a prodigal during pregnancy, why didn't I get a reward before? ]
The screen in my mind went black, flickering faintly.

Dong Ejin clenched his fist, Mr. System was obviously guilty!
She was really tricked by these two guys!
With a wave of his hand, he smashed a colorful porcelain with a high spirit and flying horseshoes.

Master Jiu covered his chest with heartache: "Oh! Daughter-in-law! That's Tang Sancai!!! Tang Sancai!!!"

Prodigal girls! ! !
"Can't I smash it?" Dong Ejin looked at him with a smile, which was extremely elegant and gentle.

Master Jiu's scalp was numb from his daughter-in-law's very polite smile.

Hurriedly offering a piece of Yuan blue and white porcelain with both hands obediently: "It's worth smashing, it's worth smashing, these things are worthless compared to you!"

He has a lot of this stuff, so he can smash it casually.

Dong Ejin glanced at him and threw it away.

In order to protect his most beloved antiques, Master Jiu took the initiative to give things to his wife to smash, and told stories while smashing them for her:
"This blue and white porcelain is a kind of porcelain created and fired by Jingdezhen in the Song Dynasty. It is also called Yingqing, Yinqing and Yingqing. It refers to the glaze color between blue and white, with white in the blue and blue in the white. A kind of porcelain..."

Before Master Jiu finished speaking, there was a crisp sound in his ear.

The secret delay policy is invalid, but this is cheaper anyway.

"This Yue kiln celadon is a tribute to the imperial court, it is the emperor..."

"Bang!"

Smashed.

Master Jiu: "..."

It was Huang Ama who rewarded him for his good writing for the first time.

It's a pity that Huang Ama hadn't been moved out by him, and the things were broken into pieces.

Master Jiu was depressed.

After the daughter-in-law smashed a third of the porcelain in the whole house...

Master Jiu is worried.

After the daughter-in-law smashed half of the treasures in the whole house...

Master Jiu was depressed.

Because most of the remaining half are bronze wares from the Qin Dynasty, which cannot be broken.

Hearing the sound, his daughter-in-law thought it was really boring, so forget it.

Not to mention, just smashing something, Dong Ejin was quite tired.

She originally wanted to throw one or two treasures to scare him, to make him realize the problem, and she is not allowed to count her again next time.

But later Mr. System said that you can get one for one, and that you can give birth injections, pain relief injections, anesthesia injections if you have enough money, etc., so that she can relieve the pain during childbirth and not suffer so much.

She can be smashed.

Because when she assassinated a leader before, although he did a lot of things that violated morals and persecuted the people, he was extraordinarily kind to his wife. In order to better understand the pain of his wife's childbirth and take better care of her, he went to the hospital. Tried simulated pain specifically for men.

But when he gritted his teeth and persisted to the tenth level, he only lasted for two seconds before he couldn't stand it anymore.

Some people say that the pain of giving birth is like someone pulling you away from your spine.

It was unbearable.

Men can't stand it after only holding on for two seconds, while some women even have to give birth for two or three days.

It's scary, and only mothers know it.

Dong Ejin was particularly sensitive to these because she had learned about them by accident before.

Once the prodigal system can be changed, and the conditions in ancient times are so bad, of course it will be smashed crazily.

Master Jiu couldn't help feeling distressed when he saw his daughter-in-law venting her anger so tiredly.

Carefully help her to sit down: "Don't be angry, don't be as knowledgeable as the master, if you want to get angry next time, let the master help you. If you want to smash something, the master will help you!"

Dong Ejin's eyes lit up.

Hey, this is a good idea.

Think again.

He waved his hand regretfully: "No, I have to do the prodigal job!"

Master Jiu: "..."

His daughter-in-law's prodigal family also has a sense of mission.

No wonder Prodigal is addicted.

This style has been improved.

The next second, his wife suddenly stood up again, startling him: "Go! Go prodigal!!"

The prodigal system said that there is more to lose than the system controls the level of pain relief.

Undefeated at this time, when will it be! ?

Master Jiu: "..."

ah!His daughter-in-law's inexplicably powerful sense of mission!

……

But after leaving the mansion, Master Jiu discovered that it's good to be a prodigal.

such as--

When he helped his wife and said "slow down, be careful with the child", someone would hear him and congratulate him.

"Yo, Master Jiu, this is the birth of a precious son? Congratulations!"

(End of this chapter)