The prodigal Fu Jin has tricked me again

Chapter 431 Liar, I have grown up (4 thousand words)

It's a pity that the father and daughter couldn't feel the slander from the mistress of the house at all. They were happily together, undefeated and sweet, and began to flatter their father.

Dong Ejin was extremely speechless: "..."

The daily wave of mutual blowing rainbow farts has begun again.

Fortunately, Bubai is a baby who is very curious and likes to acquire knowledge, so he returned to the topic just now: "Ama, besides these foods, is there anything else at the birthday banquet?"

"Yes!" Master Jiu looked at his daughter dotingly, brushed the broken hair on her forehead lightly, and said softly: "Those who serve wine for the emperor will always raise their sleeves and sing: 'Sui Yu Jiu—— '"

Bubai became interested: "What kind of wine is that? Is it delicious?"

She drank plum wine in his wife's Yikun Palace before, it tasted sour and sweet, but what does Suiyu wine taste like?
"The original word for 'Sui' in Sui Yujiu is the word '啐'. To spit wine is to drink blessing wine at the end of the ceremony. As for the taste..." Master Jiu glanced at the girl who was about to drool, and smiled. He scratched her little nose and said, "Anyway, you can't drink it!"

The little baby's face was a little disappointed.

Master Jiu squeezed his daughter's round bun face, and explained: "Those are for grown-ups, they are very strong, your stomach should feel sick after drinking them, and the taste is very spicy, it's not good to drink."

Invincible do not believe.

He felt that Ama was lying, and he must have said that because he didn't want her to drink.

The little face was listless, a little unhappy.

Seeing his younger sister like this, Xiaohong knew that she would not let it go if she didn't drink, so she ran to the study room, moved a chair, and stepped on it to get Ama Zang's wine.

Ama didn't let Erniang drink, but he accidentally saw it once, and Ama put all the wine here.

"Little brother, what are you doing? This is impossible! What are you going to do? This servant will help you!" Xiaohong's nanny came over and saw him moving the chair. When he was young, Fujin actually said that he should let the child exercise more, and he can do whatever he can, but now it is seen that he wants to climb higher, which is dangerous.

"Get the wine." Xiao Hongzhang stood on the chair, raised his hand and raised his head, pointing at the wine in the cabinet.

He overestimated his height, even if he couldn't reach it on tiptoe, he still had to ask for help.

"This..." The nanny hesitated.

It's okay to talk about other things, it's this wine, the master doesn't even allow Fujin to drink it, how can he take it casually?

Xiaohong looked at her, thought for a while, narrowed his phoenix eyes similar to his Ama, and even had the same mischievous smile: "If you don't take it, I'll smash the vase."

The nanny gritted her teeth.

bad boy.

Looking at his arrogant and determined appearance, one can imagine what Jiuye was like when he was a child, and think about those difficult and domineering deeds spread in Beijing...

The nanny thought about it and brought him a bar.

Xiao Hong asked her to take the smallest bottle, and then he wanted to hold it by himself. After succeeding, he ran to the yard very happily.

The nanny smiled helplessly behind her.

Xiao Hong went over and held it directly to his sister, "Here! Wine!"

Bubai turned his head to look over, his eyes sparkled, and he immediately stretched out his small hand to grab it: "Thank you brother!"

Xiao Hong's cheeks flushed slightly, her thin pink lips were slightly pursed, and the corners of her lips raised shyly upwards.

But before he was a little proud, Ama pinched his face, "Stinky boy! What are you doing? How dare you feed your sister a drink!"

Just now, Xiaohong felt that his tall and majestic image could not be stretched for a moment. He covered his steamed bun face while jumping, while patting and kicking Ama: "My sister wants to drink! Hey!! I want you to take care of it!!"

"Hey, little brat, it's against you!"

Master Jiu put down his daughter, got up, and rolled up his sleeves to clean up his son.

Their family's policy has always been like this: a girl doesn't know how to love her if she doesn't love her, so she has to do her best to love her!A son can't become a talent if he doesn't beat him, so he has to beat him hard!
So, the moment Master Jiu got up, Xiao Hongzhang had already been drilled by his father, his big black eyes lit up vigilantly, and he turned around and ran away nimbly with a "whoosh"!
A small fight every three days, and a big fight every five days began again.

Dong Ejin and her daughter watched, "..."

The snack guy saw the bottle being pulled down, licked his lips, looked up expectantly and asked, "Er Niang, can I have a drink?"

"I suggest you just take a sip."

"Oh."

Bubai's eyes sparkled, he picked up the wine bottle, opened the lid, and kept getting closer.

There is a clear smell piercing the tip of the nose, a little pungent, it should be spicy...

Bubai carefully licked his lips, smelling the taste, and there was already a distance between him and his heart, but because he had never drank it before, curiosity prevailed, and he did not dare to drink too much, so he poured the wine into the glass, then stretched out The tip of the tongue, like a dragonfly touching water, quickly and lightly touched it...

then--

The little face wrinkled into a ball in an instant, and said "Bah, Bah, Bah" several times in a row. That appearance was scarier than eating a lemon.

Dong Ejin smiled, and gave her a sweet snack.

Bubai's chubby little paws are holding the dim sum, eating it quickly like a little squirrel gnawing on it, so cute.

After the little baby egg was finished, he drank some water and said firmly: "Emiang, I will never drink alcohol again, and I won't drink it if others give it to me. It's too bad!!"

Dong Ejin smiled and touched her round face: "Good boy~"

Children are like this, the more you don't let him do something, the more he wants to do something.

And if you let him try it, his memory will grow, and he will never do it again.

"Then mother, why don't you continue to tell me about the birthday banquet in the Northern Song Dynasty?"

She likes listening to Er Niang tell stories the most, and what happened at Huang Mafa's birthday party that day?She is looking forward to it...

"Okay!" Dong Ejin followed what Master Jiu said just now, and continued: "Your Mama talked about drinking Suiyu wine, and there is more than one cup of this wine."

"While singing and introducing, the musicians of Jiaofang have already set up instrumental music in the colorful shed under the mountain tower, including clappers, pipas, harps, elevated drums, Jie drums, iron and stone square rings, Xiao, Sheng, Xun, chi, 秱篥, Dragon flute, etc., two hundred sticks and drums facing each other on both sides."

"The first cup of imperial wine is held up, one of the musicians sings, the sheng, xiao, and flute play first, and then all the music plays together. The ministers raise the wine, all the officials pour their glasses, and the artists dance on the stage, dancing in pairs and solo .At the second cup, the behavior of everyone is the same as this. But when it comes to the third cup of imperial wine, it is different, and the left and right soldiers enter the stage."

"Emiang, what are left and right armies? Are they all troops from the Ministry of War?"

Dong Ejin smiled, "The so-called Left and Right Army actually refers to the left and right chambers of Jingshifang City, and the actors are all folk artists."

"And Baixi items include: pole climbing, rope jumping, handstand, bending, bowl betting, bottle kicking, somersaulting, and wearing. When the imperial banquet reaches the third cup, the wine and meat, the drum, the fried meat, and the double-down are served. Hump ​​slot."

"oh, I see."

"When there are four lamps, it is a theater. In the fifth lamp, the musicians play the pipa and square rings. After three dances, the joking color of joining the army enters the arena, and more than [-] children's dance teams enter the arena. Enter together, knock on the steps of the hall. Join the army and ask questions and answers with the head of the children's class. The head of the children's class recites slogans. Bi Luo, dry rice, meat stew, lotus meat pie."

Bubai heard his favorite thing again, and couldn't help asking curiously: "Emiang, what is Taiping Biluo?"

Speaking of this, Dong Ejin was very happy. When Master Jiu was chasing her, he kept sending her all kinds of delicious and fun food every day. Although Ming Lei ate most of the food, she also saw it. Less ancient new tricks.

Some snacks are really delicious, and modern chemical additions are incomparable.

"This food was originally a food that only appeared at the birthday banquets of the emperors of the Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty, but it is very common now. It is a kind of pasta with fillings. In addition to Taiping Biluo, there is also crab roe Biluo , Cherry Biro, Smallpox Biro, etc..."

The little baby licked his lips: "I want to eat..."

"Haha!" Dong Ejin rubbed her daughter's head: "I will make it for you later, and you can also create some new tricks, such as wrapping your favorite chicken drumsticks in it..."

The little baby egg immediately applauded excitedly: "Okay!! Good!!!"

Dong Ejin fondled her head, "Snacks!"

"Then mother, did the emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty drink so much wine for his birthday? There are already five glasses, will he faint?"

"No, the unprotected courtiers will not lose their manners in front of the palace, and the alcohol content of these wines will not be too high, because there will be a total of nine glasses of wine, for the purpose of auspiciousness."

"Nine cups?" Bubai widened his eyes in surprise, it was inconceivable, he felt that those ministers had suffered, and it was too hard to be forced to drink nine cups of such a nasty wine.

"Yes, the sixth cup of imperial wine. First, the sheng plays slow songs and three dances, and then the left and right armies compete to hit the ball. In front of the hall stands a three-foot-high goal, and whistles and drums cheer for the two teams. This one goes down The food and drink are fake soft-shelled turtle fish and honey-floured crispy flowers. In the seventh cup, more than [-] dancers from the girl dance team came on stage. The girls were all young and beautiful young people selected from the market. Flowers dance, dance and sing. Then zaju enters the arena, and the color of joining the army is interspersed with humorous words between song and dance and zaju. This one is served with wine, roasted sheep, mustard cakes, and roasted golden sausages. The eighth cup, Sing step songs, play slow tunes, and dance three dances. The appetizers are fake sharks, steamed buns and tripe soup. In the ninth cup, the left and right soldiers perform sumo wrestling, with wine and rice, and cluster nails for rice."

"Then, the emperor drives."

Bubai was very suspicious: "Emiang, after drinking so much, don't you want to pee?"

She crossed her index fingers, somewhat embarrassed, and put them in front of her mouth.

Two chubby fingers that look like radishes, paired with her round and cute face, are really cute.

Dong Ejin suddenly felt that Master Jiu had a reason to dote on his daughter.

The little chubby girl has a sweet mouth and is good at coaxing people. Although Xiao Zang is also very sensible sometimes, this boy's stubborn and arrogant character is so similar to Jiuye, and he completely complied with what Empress Yifei told her before, "have a good relationship with me." He's just as hard-eared, mischievous and arrogant as a troublemaker, let's see what will happen to him?"

Concubine Yi can be regarded as prophesied by God.

What else could it be?

Dong Ejin turned her head to look at the father and son who were still chasing each other.

Well, that's right, Xiao Zhu has been running fast recently, and Jiu Ye couldn't get in the place where he drilled, and now Jiu Ye is so angry that he is standing outside the rockery with his arms akimbo, waiting for the rabbit.

"Brat, come out! I'll give you three seconds! You come out on your own initiative, we still have something to talk about!"

Inside the winding rockery with an artistic atmosphere, there was an arrogant and immature reply: "Cut, who will believe you! Liar!!"

The last time he went out, he was beaten in seconds.

Did the same trick trick him a second time, treating him as a fool with no memory?He has grown up! !

Dong Ejin laughed lightly.

The son's IQ has been upgraded, and he can't be coaxed anymore.

"Auntie?"

Bubai waved his chubby hand, "You haven't said how to solve it yet?"

Dong Ejin came back to his senses and continued to popularize science with his daughter: "In fact, the emperor's birthday banquet is not always so complicated, sometimes it is very simple, because ah... the older the emperor is, the less durable he is. The problem you mentioned is not only the minister They will have it, and the emperor will have it too, so naturally we will solve it quickly while the emperor solves it."

"Oh, that's it..." Bubai smiled sweetly, "I thought everyone should prepare a small bucket under the table!"

Dong Ejin: "...haha, your idea is a little tasteful!"

The little chubby girl smiled a little shyly at her funny idea: "Hahahahahaha..."

……

Lord Kangxi is getting old now, his physical condition is getting worse day by day, and he really feels that the future is unknown, so he decided to celebrate his 65th birthday. On the same basis as before, he will also hold a banquet for thousands of people. Elderly people who celebrate their own birthdays, those over [-] years old, regardless of officials or civilians, can go to the capital to attend the banquet in Yangchun Garden on time.

It is a heart disease in Lord Kangxi's heart that the sons seized the throne and hurt the family. This thousand-person banquet aims to practice filial piety, let the children respect and love the old, and build a communication platform for the family.

……

On the eve of this, the busiest of all the princes was the old Fourteenth Yinzhen.

He is so indifferent to the affairs of the Eighth Master Party, he has no intention of the throne, he just wants to have a reliable platform for Huang Ama to see him, and his ideal is still to be the emperor. General.

Lord Kangxi heard that the old fourteenth was good at leading troops in the Ministry of War recently, and he was going to inspect them during the Longevity Festival, so he entrusted him with this task.

For an instant, the old fourteen felt as if he had shouldered a heavy burden.

This kind of attention is too heavy.

After receiving the decree excitedly, he lost his mind for a moment and went directly to Jiuye's mansion.

Ninth brother is the brains of these brothers. He has been around since he was a child, and no one can find him reliable.

As for the things Ba Ye told him to do, he had completely forgotten them at this moment.

Dong Ejin is a historical scum, and it is the first time he knows that there was a military parade in the Qing Dynasty.

She always thought that it was only in modern times. In ancient times, it might be a little bit of soldiers before the war, and then usually go hunting and take a walk.

"Ninth brother, Huang Ama put the birthday banquet and the military parade together this time, which shows that he attaches great importance to it. This is the first time for me to lead troops. What should I do better? It seems to be the same as before..."

"Then let's make a difference!"

(End of this chapter)