The prodigal Fu Jin has tricked me again
Chapter 45
Chapter 45
For the first time in his life, Master Jiu, who doesn't believe in gods, entered a Taoist temple.
Because what he wanted to ask for advice was an extremely private matter, Master Jiu spent a lot of money to invite the old Taoist priest to a secluded meditation room for private consultation.
The process of exposition requires a lot of courage. Master Jiu pursed his lips and held back for a long time, awkward and arrogant, tangled in mania, violence and shame, and his expression changed like a revolving lantern... Finally he opened his mouth and told the whole thing all over.
After the old Taoist finished listening, he stroked his flowing long beard and asked, "Master, do you often dream of this kind of fairy flirting scene?"
Master Jiu nodded seriously: "Often!"
"Has the son ever married a wife?"
"Never."
The old Taoist smiled and said very clearly: "Young Master, it's time to get ready. There is no need to panic because of the physiological reaction."
Master Jiu: "...!?"
How could you not panic! ?Being crushed every other night, he just flew off in a panic, okay! ?
Master Jiu narrowed his eyes, and looked at the old Taoist with sharp phoenix eyes, showing danger, "Are you a fake Taoist priest?"
The old Taoist changed his easy-talking and kind expression, frowned and said solemnly: "My lord, don't talk nonsense and tarnish the integrity of a practitioner."
Master Jiu was outraged.
Damn it, I have been defiled several times by a female hooligan in my dreams, you still have the face to mention the word "defiled" in front of me! ?
Fuck you! !
Master Jiu grabbed the old man by the collar, his long and narrow phoenix eyes approached with a cold light: "Tell me, is there a way to resolve it?"
The old Taoist priest is also a high-ranking venerable in the Taoist temple. How has he ever been bullied like this?
Immediately, his face darkened, and his beard trembled in anger: "Master, he misses spring in his dreams, and he is so angry that he can't blame others!?"
The word "Sichun" instantly hit Master Jiu's sore spot, and he was ashamed and indignant like a cat whose fur was blown.
How could he do such superficial things with such a noble personality?It must be this magic stick nonsense!
Master Jiu raised his sword eyebrows, his hostility rose sharply, and he knocked the old Taoist unconscious with his palm.
The posture is arrogant and elegant, expensive and perverted.
The twinkling phoenix eyes glanced at the old man lightly, snorted coldly, and walked away with a flick of his sleeves.
……
But that night, Master Jiu dreamed of Little Fairy again, and called him Tangtang very tenderly, so much so that when he went out now, he would have a strange feeling when he heard "candied haws" being sold on the street.
damn...
Jiu Ye's face became darker and irritable to the point of going crazy, he felt that he was going to be driven crazy!
The most hateful thing is that this woman poured cold water on him several times, telling him clearly that she doesn't like him, yet she comes to prostitute him every night, and she still uses this sneaky way! !
Was it to amuse him on purpose? ?
I still think stealing is more cost-effective! ? ?
Master Jiu thought of the background information he had investigated her before: Dong Ejin, his mother died, his father didn't hurt him, and his stepmother didn't love him. He was obviously a concubine, but she lived a life that was worse than a servant.
Let alone money in hand, people who can't even eat enough, how can they have the capital to whore ducks? !
So... she just came here because she thought she was cheap! ? ?
After receiving this knowledge, Master Jiu vomited blood with anger, and hated him even more for subconsciously classifying himself as a high-quality duck! !
Damn it! !
Master Jiu collapsed and shouted to the sky: "Dong Ejin!! You wait for me!!!!!!"
……
The little overlord of the capital, Jiuye, is a man of action, he will never report anything, and he is not stingy with others. He only wants to have fun, and he doesn't care about etiquette, justice, shame, and social morality.
As soon as he went to court the next day, he killed Dong E's mansion!
-
Well, there are two more, happy new year~~Give me all the tickets~~Show cute~(ω)
(End of this chapter)
For the first time in his life, Master Jiu, who doesn't believe in gods, entered a Taoist temple.
Because what he wanted to ask for advice was an extremely private matter, Master Jiu spent a lot of money to invite the old Taoist priest to a secluded meditation room for private consultation.
The process of exposition requires a lot of courage. Master Jiu pursed his lips and held back for a long time, awkward and arrogant, tangled in mania, violence and shame, and his expression changed like a revolving lantern... Finally he opened his mouth and told the whole thing all over.
After the old Taoist finished listening, he stroked his flowing long beard and asked, "Master, do you often dream of this kind of fairy flirting scene?"
Master Jiu nodded seriously: "Often!"
"Has the son ever married a wife?"
"Never."
The old Taoist smiled and said very clearly: "Young Master, it's time to get ready. There is no need to panic because of the physiological reaction."
Master Jiu: "...!?"
How could you not panic! ?Being crushed every other night, he just flew off in a panic, okay! ?
Master Jiu narrowed his eyes, and looked at the old Taoist with sharp phoenix eyes, showing danger, "Are you a fake Taoist priest?"
The old Taoist changed his easy-talking and kind expression, frowned and said solemnly: "My lord, don't talk nonsense and tarnish the integrity of a practitioner."
Master Jiu was outraged.
Damn it, I have been defiled several times by a female hooligan in my dreams, you still have the face to mention the word "defiled" in front of me! ?
Fuck you! !
Master Jiu grabbed the old man by the collar, his long and narrow phoenix eyes approached with a cold light: "Tell me, is there a way to resolve it?"
The old Taoist priest is also a high-ranking venerable in the Taoist temple. How has he ever been bullied like this?
Immediately, his face darkened, and his beard trembled in anger: "Master, he misses spring in his dreams, and he is so angry that he can't blame others!?"
The word "Sichun" instantly hit Master Jiu's sore spot, and he was ashamed and indignant like a cat whose fur was blown.
How could he do such superficial things with such a noble personality?It must be this magic stick nonsense!
Master Jiu raised his sword eyebrows, his hostility rose sharply, and he knocked the old Taoist unconscious with his palm.
The posture is arrogant and elegant, expensive and perverted.
The twinkling phoenix eyes glanced at the old man lightly, snorted coldly, and walked away with a flick of his sleeves.
……
But that night, Master Jiu dreamed of Little Fairy again, and called him Tangtang very tenderly, so much so that when he went out now, he would have a strange feeling when he heard "candied haws" being sold on the street.
damn...
Jiu Ye's face became darker and irritable to the point of going crazy, he felt that he was going to be driven crazy!
The most hateful thing is that this woman poured cold water on him several times, telling him clearly that she doesn't like him, yet she comes to prostitute him every night, and she still uses this sneaky way! !
Was it to amuse him on purpose? ?
I still think stealing is more cost-effective! ? ?
Master Jiu thought of the background information he had investigated her before: Dong Ejin, his mother died, his father didn't hurt him, and his stepmother didn't love him. He was obviously a concubine, but she lived a life that was worse than a servant.
Let alone money in hand, people who can't even eat enough, how can they have the capital to whore ducks? !
So... she just came here because she thought she was cheap! ? ?
After receiving this knowledge, Master Jiu vomited blood with anger, and hated him even more for subconsciously classifying himself as a high-quality duck! !
Damn it! !
Master Jiu collapsed and shouted to the sky: "Dong Ejin!! You wait for me!!!!!!"
……
The little overlord of the capital, Jiuye, is a man of action, he will never report anything, and he is not stingy with others. He only wants to have fun, and he doesn't care about etiquette, justice, shame, and social morality.
As soon as he went to court the next day, he killed Dong E's mansion!
-
Well, there are two more, happy new year~~Give me all the tickets~~Show cute~(ω)
(End of this chapter)
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