The prodigal Fu Jin has tricked me again

Chapter 470 Full Scores of Harem Skills (4 words)

The bastard emperor lied to her, tricked her, and wanted to sleep with her! ?

No reason! !
Ever since she found out that she had been fooled, all the pink bubbles with a girl's heart were smashed into scum!

The handsome lover instantly becomes the dog emperor!
My concubine is a hearty, open-minded girl who loves to love her, even though her children love her, but she is not greedy, especially when she meets a scumbag, her concubine completely breaks with this person and draws a clear line!
Since then, there is only a battle of wits and courage, and a counterattack!
Because of his noble status, Yikun Palace has already assigned four eunuchs and four maids to serve him.

From childhood to adulthood, my concubine didn't read many serious books, but I read Gongdou Zhaidou's machismo, ethics, romance and romance almost every day.

It was said that she was sent here to serve her, but I don't know which empress in the palace thought she was not pleasing to her eyes and stuffed it in advance.

Moreover, the dog emperor humiliated her in front of everyone during the day, and granted such a good palace at night, didn't he make it clear that he wanted her to be a target of public criticism! ?

She has heard all about how many concubines in Yikun Palace were jealous and wanted to live in, but they were cut off halfway by her. Will she have a good life in the future! ?

The dog emperor wants to harm her!

What kind of hatred and resentment is this! ?

My concubine suddenly remembered that she was going to run away from marriage in front of him, but didn't he himself come up with that shameful plan of stealing sex?
Mortal pervert!
oppressive rule! !

Want to sleep with her?No way!
Go to eighteen generations of your ancestors! !
……

After leaving all the palace people, the concubine discussed with the personal maid Xia He, and the plan was finalized.

The two of them came out of the hall, and a group of people were waiting to serve them, all with charming smiles on their faces: "Congratulations, my lord, what an honor this is, the emperor calls you to bed tonight, and let the servants wash and groom you After a while, in another hour, Qianqing Palace should send someone to pick him up."

My concubine thought about the palace rules taught to her by the nanny that Ama invited her before she came here—everything below the nobles had to be washed, wrapped and carried over.

Immediately, I felt like a roast duck, sliced ​​into slices, wrapped in pancakes, and then sent to the emperor's mouth.

Fuck your ancestors!
You are so beautiful that your liver hurts! !
Facing the smiling palace maids, my concubine made a nervous and timid attitude: "I, I am still young, and I am nervous. When I am nervous, I tend to sweat easily. When I sweat, it makes the emperor unhappy. You didn't take good care of me, what if you are blamed at that time? You have just been sent to serve me, I really don't want you to be implicated and suffer by me..."

The maidservants hesitated for a moment.

But when they thought about how the emperor would punish him so far, if this nobleman angered the emperor that night, it was just in line with their wishes, and they could have a business with the master when they went back.

"It doesn't matter nobleman, the servants have also served women who are nervous about sleeping. They know how to relieve the pressure and let the servants serve you well. You will surely get what you want tonight."

"No need, I have my own way to reduce stress. I'll just go out and run for a while. After exercising, I feel comfortable and the pressure is gone."

The maids in the palace looked at each other, after all, it was the master, especially this one who still couldn't figure out what kind of temperament he was, and retorted too many times, it would be bad if he was offended and punished.

"The servants follow you."

My concubine smiled slightly: "Okay, I like other people to run with me the most, you should follow closely."

How tight can it be?
Seeing that she has changed into flat shoes, but these slaves are usually busy with their affairs, even if they wear flower pot bottoms, they have already practiced running freely. , Can you still run past them?

Besides, in addition to leaving two eunuchs to guard the palace gate, there are two eunuchs following. Even if she can outrun women, can she outrun slaves with strong feet?

All the maids and eunuchs didn't take it seriously, but after ten seconds of running, everyone was dumbfounded.

Omg, what did this grow up on?

How fast it is like a monkey jumping in the sky! ?
Here, Xia He followed his master to Yongxiang, the dirtiest end of Xinzheku.

At this time, Yongxiang was quiet and there was no one there.

The concubine held her nose and walked in.

Xia He followed behind his master, panting slightly.

Secretly said that fortunately, the master usually brought him with him when he made troubles and did bad things, otherwise he really didn't have the physical strength to keep up.

Looking at the bamboo, covering her nose with one hand, and pinching the orchid flower with the other to turn over the barrel in distaste, Xia He was quite troubled by her.

Can't help persuading: "Master, why don't you forget it?"

The concubine immediately turned to stare at her.

"The dog emperor wants to harm me, so I can't let him do it!"

Xia He earnestly said: "Then you don't have to sacrifice so much!"

"There must be another way."

"No need." My concubine raised her hand, her will was firm: "I will use my own way to deal with this person's body."

Xia He: "..."

Disgusting each other?
……

Qianqing Palace.

The emperor has dealt with all government affairs and plans to rest.

While waiting for the beauty, Xuan Ye thought a lot.

The thin lips are slightly hooked, but there is a deliberate majestic gesture.

This daring woman had to be given a warning first, so that she could learn to be safe and guard her female virtues so that she would not cause trouble in the palace.

It's also for her own good.

However, what Xuanye didn't expect was——

The little eunuch hurried in and reported:

"Your Majesty, the nobleman Guo Luoluo lost his way into Xin Zheku, accidentally knocked over the Gong barrel, and was splashed with golden juice..."

This smell, just thinking about it makes me want to cover my nose.

Xuan Ye frowned, with a strange expression on his face.

Li Dequan looked at the emperor's face, and hurriedly asked: "Didn't you already inform Yikun Palace to serve tonight? Why is Mr. Guo Luoluo still going out?"

"The people of Yikun Palace said that the nobleman was too nervous and wanted to go out for a run to relieve stress, and he ran too fast. He strayed into Yongxiang by mistake and accidentally knocked over the Gong barrel..." The little eunuch didn't dare to go any further. After that, I just said: "Your Majesty, are you still asking Mr. Guo Luoluo to sleep with you tonight?"

He is just a little eunuch who spread the word, how many times has he passed on that the concubine is in bed, and this is the first time he has encountered such a strange thing!
Xuan Ye frowned even deeper.

Li Dequan hurriedly reprimanded the little eunuch, "Is this what you should ask!? Hurry up!"

It stinks like this, how can you still sleep?

The little eunuch hurried out in a hurry.

Li Dequan ordered someone to take the green card again, bent over and held it respectfully, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, would you choose another one? I heard that the nobleman Hesheli who just entered the palace is outstanding, gentle and virtuous..."

Before he finished speaking, the emperor stared at him coldly: "Why, you took the favor of the nobleman Hesheli?"

"This, this..." Li Dequan was so frightened that he hurriedly knelt down: "How dare I, my slave, I have wronged you, Your Majesty..."

Xuan Ye snorted coldly: "I don't know you yet!"

He waved his hand and ordered: "Let's all step back, I'm tired, and I won't invite anyone to sleep tonight."

"Whoo."

Li Dequan hurriedly asked someone to take out the sign, so as not to hinder the emperor's eyes again.

Speaking of which, these concubines are really pitiful.

The emperor is diligent, and he doesn't enter the harem a few times a month, and now this one of the few times is wasted.

That nobleman Guo Luoluo is really stupid.

I don't know how to grasp the fate with the emperor before entering the palace, how long can the emperor remember you?

……

The nobleman Guo Luoluo was rumored to be in bed yesterday, which aroused the jealousy of all the concubines in the harem, but it was also heard that she was drenched in gold juice, which made her unable to go to bed because of this. All the concubines were overjoyed and ridiculed. , the nobleman Guo Luoluo instantly became the laughing stock of the harem.

In this regard, the concubine said——

Turn over, don't disturb this girl's sleep.

"Master! Master!!" The maidservants yelled again and again, all of them were too polite, and they even wanted to wait for the master to be punished, thinking that the master could not get up, so they simply stopped calling.

After they left, Xia He quickly climbed onto the bed, and directly magnified her moves——

tickle.

"Master, if you don't get up again, you will be punished."

"Cut~ nonsense." My concubine turned over reassuredly, slept soundly, smacked her lips, and muttered, "Ama and brothers will punish me? They always beat Brother Wu."

Xia He was speechless.

In a hurry, while the master was asleep, he broke through the shackles of etiquette in his heart, pulled the lady's ear wantonly, and shouted: "Master, you have entered the palace!! You are a nobleman!!!!"

With this sound, my sister was immediately frightened, and a shivering carp sat up straight.

His face was dull and confused.

But the eyes are fierce and cute.

Yes, she entered the palace!

The dog emperor played with her!

And only gave her a nobleman! !
Depend on!
Flip the table to fight! ! ! !

……

After quickly dressing up, under the surprised eyes of the maids and eunuchs, only Xia He was with her, and the concubine went to pay her respects.

Since the Empress Dowager was ill, the concubines were forbidden to greet her, so she went to the Empress Dowager's place first, and then went to the Queen's Kunning Palace to greet her.

Fortunately, Xia He is reliable, she knows the virtues of her master, so she called her early, as a nobleman, her concubines don't come too late, but except for those who are lower than her often agree, all the concubines will ridicule her when she comes. She.

Especially the Hershey family, who had fought before, taunted her in endless tricks.

Xia He stood behind his master, afraid that his master would be upset, he couldn't bear it, so he went up and scratched his face.

But the master actually kept smiling all the time.

Xia He was secretly startled.

When did the master become so tempered?
Is Feng Shui in the Forbidden City changing people?

After a night's sleep, it becomes softer.

But it wasn't until they left the gate of Kunning Palace that the concubines left one by one, walking on the corridor with red walls and green tiles, and the surroundings were clean and no one was there, so the concubine asked:
"Who scolded me just now?"

"Huh?" Xia He was surprised: "Master, didn't you hear that?"

The concubine pulled out the cotton balls from the earplugs: "I'm so sleepy, I wake up so early to say hello, and the rooster hasn't crowed yet! Of course I have to take this opportunity to sleep."

Xia He: "..."

Forgot about her master's miraculous skills—but she can sleep with her eyes open.

This ability is more powerful than talking nonsense with open eyes, and no one can match it.

My concubine yelled, "Oh, I'm so sleepy, go back to the palace and sleep first, remember to write down those grandchildren who scolded me in the notebook."

"Uh... yes."

Since the age of six, her young lady prepared a special booklet. Others keep accounts and knowledge, and she keeps blacklists.

Those who made her unhappy were beaten up one by one.

At the beginning, he drew pictures when he could not write. Because he was not strong in fighting, he grabbed the fifth young master and went to revenge together. As a result, the two of them were beaten together, and then came back to ask the third and fourth young masters for help.

Since the young lady was always fresh in everything since she was a child, she didn't develop any habits.

But this habit has been maintained very well, and it hasn't missed a day, from beating brothers and sisters to beating people in doubles and then to single-handedly destroying the group, until now.

None of the people listed above escaped the fate of wearing sacks under the dark moon and high wind.

……

After sleeping until noon, and having lunch, my concubine called eight eunuchs from the palace to play games together.

The game is the most revealing character.

Expressions during sports are not easy to control, especially since she has set up awards, which are profitable, and even if she deliberately conceals them, she can still reveal part of her true character.

until night.

The relationship between the palace people and their concubines became much closer because of playing around with money.

Naturally, he is also willing to share some interesting things in the palace with her.

For example, although a concubine was born in Baoyi, but because she played the piano well, Ama had to use it again, and finally got promoted every step of the way and was made a concubine.Since then, many young masters have tried to follow suit, but no matter whether they played the piano, sang or danced, they failed to attract the emperor. Instead, they almost froze to death in winter.Especially the one who sang. At that time, there was a war in the south, and the emperor was extremely anxious, but she disturbed people's sleep and was directly downgraded to promise.

Of course, there are also more miserable concubines who haven't been able to see the holy face after entering the palace for many years.

The court lady Liuli sighed: "The emperor is a ruthless person."

The court lady Linglong gave her a look, "Nonsense, the emperor has so many things to do every day, how can he have too much time to flirt with women, it's not because he is ruthless, but because he has no choice."

Liuli retorted, "Then some concubines have been favored countless times, while others haven't been favored even once. It's really unfair."

The palace maid Biyu nodded her head: "Whether the emperor is exposed to rain or dew, it's your turn to make a beak there. If someone overhears, you will die?"

The two stared at each other and gave up.

The palace maid Xiyan looked at her concubine meaningfully, then smiled gently and joked, "It's really not right for us to talk about this, but it's a pity that the master lost the opportunity last night."

"Yes..." Liuli was the most innocent, looked at her concubine, and said: "Master, this servant has never seen the true face of the emperor. If you are favored, the emperor will come to Yikun Palace, and this servant will be able to see it."

The concubine smiled and got up: "It's time for dinner, tidy up here, don't let anyone come to visit, I know you are so shameless, you should be punished."

Linglong said playfully while sweeping the floor: "Master, you are really bad..."

……

In the evening, just after eating, my concubine planned to stroll around the Yikun Palace twice, and then change into night clothes at night, wandering around the palace to check the situation.

The contact person that Ama mentioned hasn't contacted her yet, maybe it will be until a critical moment.

But who would have guessed——

The dog emperor actually called her to sleep with her again! !

Is there no one in this palace?

He lied to her that she was single, tricked her into entering the palace, degraded her status, and even wanted to pull her out of bed! ?

Don't even think about it! ! !
So-

The nobleman Guo Luoluo went out for a walk, and was accidentally stung by a wasp, his face was covered in smears, it was too horrible to look at, and he was afraid of staining the emperor's eyes, so he really couldn't wait for him to sleep!

When Li Dequan heard about it, he couldn't help pulling his lips, and said with difficulty: "Your Majesty, this nobleman is really unlucky, why don't you... change him?"

Xuan Ye looked at the emerald green finger in his hand, and slowly stroked the poems on it.

The thin lips hooked slightly, and a sneer overflowed.

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