The prodigal Fu Jin has tricked me again

Chapter 584 Fanwai: This emperor was forced to take a bath (4 words)

Dong Ejin came to Panjiayuan Market holding his little milk cat.

Unlike some formal large-scale auctions, it is more free and lively.

Since they live in the outer ring, it was almost noon when they arrived, and it was the busiest time when there were so many people.

There are young people and middle-aged people who come and go, but most of them are old men, carrying a bird cage, walking the birds and looking for things.

"Hey, this is a good thing!"

"Then you make a price?"

The buyer on the opposite side gave a number, but the seller was not happy: "This number is a bit small, at least this."

He raised his hand, spread out his whole palm, looked serious and calm, and compared five characters.

The buyer "cut" and said, "How dare you say that this price is nearly three times higher than the price I just offered you. I don't even know if the item is true or not. You asked this price to make me feel that it is worth it. Is it true, did you deliberately fool me?"

The seller was not happy, and pressed his own things so that he would not touch them again, with an unhappy face: "This antique market has these rules, buy it if you like it, and buy it if you don't like it. True or false, false or true Really, it all depends on your eyesight. If you buy the real one, you will make a profit. If you buy the fake one, you will have no choice but to admit it. If you want to go back on your word and find fault afterwards, that is breaking the rules."

"So you want this thing if you want it, and leave if you don't want it. Don't tell me whether it's true or not. It seems that you are a layman!"

Seeing that the two were about to pinch each other.

Some people around watched the fun, and some stopped it a bit.

Dong Ejin happened to walk to the side, and saw this porcelain bowl with intricate and gorgeous patterns on the yellow background at a glance.

When she was transporting goods before, she had a lot of contact with the grains of the Qianlong period, so she had some historical understanding.

If her guess is correct, this should be the Qianlong enamel colored brocade ground tuanhua eight auspicious pattern bowl.

"Master, can you let me have a look?"

"Please."

Although the seller is angry with the previous person, he still pays attention to making money through harmony, and prefers like-minded people, so he has a kind smile on his face.

Dong Ejin looked carefully inside and out, from the inscription to the pattern, and checked everything carefully, and was surprised to find that this is really real.

Busy let her cat, God of Wealth, look at it.

Lord Dijun was taking a nap in her arms, and he looked up lazily after being touched by her like this.

Dong Ejin took this Qianlong porcelain bowl and passed his eyes in front of the God of Wealth Cat.

Inside and outside, carefully and slowly, turning gently before its eyes without letting go of any detail.

When turning to the inside of the magnetic board, her lucky cat waved its paw.

Hearing her voice, it knew that she regarded him as a Qianlong enamel bowl.

But the bowls of the Qianlong period are very fancy, especially in various details.The inside of this bowl is empty, it is really too clean, and it looks a bit like it was in the Yongzheng period, but the combination of patterns on the outside does not match the style of the two, so it is an imitation.

A genuine Qianlong style bowl with enamel brocade ground flowers and eight auspicious patterns should have a map of green mountains outlined in the same color as the outer petals.

To be precise, the upper part is the green hills, and the lower part is the small bridges and flowing water houses.

It is very in line with Emperor Qianlong's love of color, but he wants to maintain a more elegant style.

Dong Ejin knew the authenticity of this thing as soon as she saw their lucky cat waving its paw.

I can't help being a little surprised, and even feel that it has made a mistake.

Because she really thinks this thing is real, especially she seems to have seen a similar bowl before, and the texture is very similar to the feeling of more than 300 years ago.

But she didn't believe in evil before, and she didn't listen to Lucky Cat's words. She insisted on buying an item that she was sure was real. She didn't expect that when she finally sold it, it was judged to be fake by the other party.

The lesson learned from the past made Dong Ejin learn to be good, and regretfully put down the bowl in her hand, and walked away with the cat in her arms, heading straight for the blue and white porcelain she was looking for.

Fortunately, the blue and white porcelain is indeed real.

She had done a lot of research before, and even found a new home, just waiting to make a profit and pay the rent.

Putting the blue and white porcelain in her bag properly, she planned to take her lucky cat home.

"Go back today and cook braised fish for you!"

Lord Dijun's eyes, which had been staring at him all afternoon, instantly became clearer.

You still have a conscience.

However, on the way back, I met a family selling ornamental fish.

All kinds of tropical fish swimming around in the aquarium are very beautiful.

Lord Dijun was instantly attracted.

The cat's paw scratched the ribbon decorated on the store's sign, and it yelled "Meow!" fiercely.

Dong Ejin thought something was wrong, but when she looked back, she saw her lucky cat salivating.

"..."

"Aren't you always very cold? We have to maintain our image outside. Be good. I'll cook carp for you when I get home. Some of these are poisonous and you can't eat them."

Lord Dijun didn't listen.

The patterns are so beautiful, and some are shiny, how could you not eat them! ?

This emperor is invulnerable to all poisons, let him taste the quality of the meat first.

Oh, this beautiful color is so damn stunning!
The lucky cat persistently hooked the silk cloth with its paws and would not let go.

Dong Ejin was very embarrassed to see that it had scratched all the cloth hanging out from others.

She forcefully broke off its claws, but unexpectedly, it jumped out of her arms and jumped directly.

The pink cat scratching mat patted the aquarium, raised her head again, and looked at her hungrily.

Dong Ejin: "..."

"If you don't have money to buy, don't even think about it."

Lord Dijun: "!!"

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How can it be? !You just spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a broken bottle, how come you don’t even have the money to buy fish!
It's clear that you don't spoil him, don't buy it for him! !
The beckoning cat seemed to be frowning, full of anger and grievance.

Dong Ejin couldn't bear to see it's accusing eyes.

I had to buy him a low-profile ornamental fish—six small goldfish.

She is really out of money.

After buying antiques, only the normal living expenses are left. She has to solve the problem of food and drink first, and then consider luxury viewing, right?
And in the eyes of her Lucky Cat, these things are all prey, right?

"You have to be friends with them."

Lord Dijun looked dull: "..."

Cheapskate, there is not enough to eat!

And the color is so monotonous, it doesn't look delicious.

With such a defective product, she actually didn't let him eat it, and told him he could only watch it?

Cut, how is it possible!

Back home, Dong Ejin poured water into the fish tank first, then put the goldfish into the fish tank, stroked her very spiritual beckoning cat, and gave her final advice: "You can only watch, not eat, you guys Let’s be friends. Be good, I’ll make braised carp for you!”

Lucky Cat sat there obediently, with big cute eyes open, and a sensible and obedient face, nodding seriously to her.

Dong Ejin went into the kitchen in peace.

Lord Dijun jumped up in an instant, with his two front paws on the edge of the table, his two hind legs propped on tiptoe on the armrest, and then he stared intently at the goldfish in the fish tank.

The round eyeballs turn left and right as the whale swims.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Meows who do big things must be calm.

After being silent for three seconds, Lord Dijun pressed his front paw hard, and the whole cat arched softly, and jumped onto the table in an instant.

Then he squinted at the little goldfish in front of him, his cat eyes slanted... Sweeping back and forth.

Swipe around.

When Dong Ejin came out to get a green onion, she found that her lucky cat had already jumped on it.

Immediately vigilant.

"Xiao Jiu, what are you doing?"

Lord Dijun's tightly squinted eyes widened immediately, becoming round and moist, looking at her wetly, with a pure and innocent face.

I'm good, I didn't do anything.

In order to express his friendliness, he even lifted up the pink and tender cat paw pad and waved to the goldfish in the fish tank.

Dong Ejin smiled reassuringly: "I'll make two for you today!"

Lord Dijun was unmoved at all, and nodded calmly.

The moment Dong Ejin turned around——

Lord Dijun grabbed the edge of the fish tank suddenly, stuck the cat's head in, and ate happily one bite at a time.

When Dong Ejin came out to get ginger again, there was only an empty fish tank left on the table.

"Small! Nine!!"

Can there be a little trust between humans and cats? !

Lord Dijun took the last small goldfish that hadn't swallowed its tail, and jumped up very fast.

Believe in this thing, if you believe it, you will have it, if you don't believe it, you won't have it.

……

Although Lord Dijun is occasionally capricious and often unreliable, he is still well taken care of.

Even if he is too considerate sometimes, he will feel embarrassed.

Like now.

Since he had the conditions, his cleanliness addiction, which had been cured, was picked up by her again.

And for a moment—very embarrassing.

Lord Dijun raised his paw and swiped the foam off his eyes.

Ben Dijun was forced to take a bath again.

Please help me keep this shameful secret.

In particular, the hostess who helped him bathe was occasionally very wretched...

"Ah, male cats and female cats are so different~"

Lord Dijun raised the cat's paw, waved off her hand unceremoniously, and tightly closed his legs.

"Meow!" Presumptuous! !

Bendijun remembers you!When I return to the Heavenly Court, I want you to look good! !

As soon as he finished his harsh words, he couldn't help but say, "Meow~"

Dong Ejin watched her lucky cat's reaction and couldn't stop laughing.

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… I never see you so rippling when you lick by yourself~”

Lord Dijun's face darkened: "..."

Dong Ejin, you are dead! !
However, before he could show a ferocious expression in the body of a cat, his whole body was irritated by the shower and made him suspicious of life.

Why do humans design such a bathing utensil like a machine gun! ?
It's just too nasty!
Ben Dijun completely lost his hairstyle, and was trampled like a drowned rat every time.

Fortunately, she still has a conscience.

Every time I rub him very comfortably, the hair all over my body is extraordinarily stretched, and the whole body is comfortable, and I want to be rubbed by her again...

and many more!

Lord Dijun suddenly reacted to a question——according to her daily masturbation habit, wouldn't this Dijun's hair be rubbed off by her?

o(▼皮▼メ;)o
When will this calamity end! ?

Dong Ejin gently hugged her lucky baby to the bed, and slept with her.

"Ah, although it's not winter yet, Xiao Jiu, it's so comfortable to sleep with you in my arms~"

Lord Dijun has found a comfortable place to nest in the opponent's arms from the initial repulsion and struggle to the current broken jar, with a cold OS in his heart:

Hmph, you woman who loves to take advantage of me!

"Xiao Jiu, do you know why I called you Xiao Jiu?"

Lord Dijun moved his tail lazily and gently.

do not know.

How many people are there in Benjun's family, and where are they ranked? Even I don't know, and you are an ignorant mortal, so you gave me such an extremely unimpressive and generational nickname.

"Because I heard that cats have nine lives! It sounds very blessed, doesn't it?"

The little woman above his head had a sweet voice and looked very excited. Even if he was a little upset right now, his happy mood could be dyed a little bit happier by her.

Hmph, one life of this emperor is worth ten thousand.

For incompetent people, no matter how many lives, it is useless, and the ending is the same.

But for the sake of you not lacking my little yellow croaker every day, I will protect you every day that I am by your side.

The woman on top of the head is still talking to herself: "You are a little male cat, I have read books about cats these days, and found that you actually have a estrus period! Emmm... Do you think I want it?" A kitten for you? But when will you come and read it? Ah, I just read half of the book and haven’t finished researching it yet. When I finish my research, I will catch you a female cat and come back!”

Lord Dijun: "...!!!"

He jumped up in shock!

"Meow!!"

#&@! ! (Three bad words!!)
"Ah, you are also very happy, right? Then such a happy decision~!"

Lord Dijun: "Meow!!!"

Dirty words × N! ! !

Dong Ejin pressed her excited lucky cat: "You don't need to thank me so much~ Good boy, let's sleep together~"

Lord Dijun: "!!!"

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This day is impossible!

He wants to run away from home! !
"Ah, but what should I do? In the future, you will have cat companions, and even give you the entire cat harem, and then have a litter of kittens...but what should I do?"

The little girl's voice was very melancholy: "Even if it's another ten or eight years, I'll probably... be like this now."

"No one to rely on, only myself."

Her fate seemed doomed to be sad from the very beginning.

Feeling her sadness and loneliness, the lucky cat put its front paws on her arms, looked up at her, and then lay its whole body on her body, hugging her warmly.

Lord Dijun thought proudly: You are lucky to have met this Dijun, so I will help you as hard as I can!
Go back and see what Si Ming wrote for you, if it is not good, I will open a cheat for you and change your life.

Speaking of plug-ins...

The primary school student who ate chicken with him today is really annoying!

If you don't study hard, you still dare to despise him!
Ah ~
Lord Dijun suddenly remembered that she secretly swiped her bank card to buy equipment today.

I hope she will never find out, otherwise she will definitely throw him to sleep in the toilet!

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