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Chapter 661 "Mirror Grinding"

"What do you want to say?"

After hearing the wild woman's words, Jin Huaiyu's face upstairs gradually turned cold, and her voice was even colder than her face, as if she was about to attack at any moment.

At this moment, even the room temperature in the entire Longmen Inn seemed to have dropped by several degrees Celsius, making people feel waves of chill continuously rising from the vest.

"The shopkeeper!"

The rag curtain behind the counter that blocked the back kitchen was also lifted at random, and the thin man who had gone to give Zuo Yang and others the essential noodles came out from inside, and behind him were four men, These are obviously people from Longmen Inn, who came out to help Jin Huaiyu.

Among the four men, there is one person who is extremely eye-catching. This person must be at least 2 meters tall. He looks taller than the bald Tatar man, but he is even stronger...or it can be called It's so fat that this guy almost squeezed out of the one-meter-wide door.

His upper body was bare, and the hair on his body was extremely lush. Around his waist was a leather apron that had been completely dyed black by oil stains, and he was holding a huge, wide and thick kitchen knife in his hand... If it wasn't for Zuo Yang, he would know himself very well. What he was playing now was a game with a martial arts background, and he really almost thought that this was the butcher from Resident Evil coming to make a cameo appearance.

However, although this guy's appearance looks very bluffing, in fact, the level of skill is not too exaggerated, it's just "outstanding all the heroes" that Zuo Yang figured out.

As for the other three people, they were all "superb" like the skinny guy, one level lower than Zuo Yang.

"Crash..."

There was a sound of tables and chairs being rattled, and the dozen or so Tatars over there also stood up, holding down their weapons one by one, with fierce eyes, as if they were about to start a massacre in the next second.

"It's over, I'm afraid there will be a fight, why don't we hide for a while, lest the sword has no eyes to drag us into it."

Uncle Conch quickly whispered to Zuo Yang.

This kind of level and number of NPC gang fights is not much different from Mars hitting the earth for Mr. Conch. Facing such an impact, it is difficult for tiny human beings to even protect themselves wisely. The best choice is to Build a Noye's Ark to escape from danger, and hide as far away as possible.

"Um……"

Zuo Yang felt that Uncle Conch was right.

Anyway, these two groups of people have nothing to do with him, and their fighting and killing will naturally have no effect on him. It would be more in his interest if both sides suffer, and he might still be able to recover from the corpses of these NPCs. Found some good stuff.

As a result, Zuo Yang was just about to agree to Uncle Conch’s suggestion, but the white-faced scholar beside him smiled very calmly, and said unhurriedly: "Don't panic, they will never fight this battle, we just sit and watch That's the play."

"Why is that?"

Uncle Conch asked in surprise.

Zuo Yang also looked at the white-faced scholar in doubt. Looking at this guy, he seemed to know some inside stories that ordinary people don't know.

And not only this white-faced scholar, Zuo Yang also noticed the reaction of the people from the Changfeng Escort Bureau in another corner... The movement here is so loud, they have already alarmed them, but those people just looked this way After a glance, the faces showed the same indifferent smiles as the white-faced scholars. They should eat meat and drink, and they looked like fanciers sitting under the stage waiting to watch a theater.

The performance of these people further proved the white-faced scholar's rhetoric. It seems that this battle should indeed not be fought, and it seems that this is not the first time that this scene has happened, so that they are no longer surprised.

"Have you ever heard of 'mirror grinding'?"

The white-faced scholar's originally pretty face suddenly became obscene, stretched out a hand to cover his mouth, squeezed his throat and asked Zuo Yang and Mr. Conch a very weird question.

"Magic mirror?"

Uncle Conch was taken aback after hearing this, then glanced at Zuo Yang subconsciously, and then murmured, "Are you talking about the magic mirror in 'Magic mirror, mirror mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world'? But it's not right Ah, this should be the world of martial arts, how can there be things in western fairy tales?"

"No, no, no."

The white-faced scholar smiled even more obscenely, but kept shaking his head.

"Magic mirror... grinding the mirror?"

Zuo Yang repeated these two words twice, combined with the background of the game world he was in, and the obscene smile on the face of the white-faced scholar, the next second he suddenly thought of a word with the same pronunciation. He asked tentatively, "Could it be the 'mirror grinding' you're talking about?"

While talking, Zuo Yang first looked at the shopkeeper Jin Huaiyu upstairs, then at the wild woman downstairs, and then bent his two thumbs together twice.

"Oh? This friend is so knowledgeable. He has even heard of 'grinding mirrors'. You really can't judge by appearance!"

The white-faced scholar immediately nodded heavily, patted Zuo Yang on the shoulder and smiled knowingly with him, even as if he had finally found a fellow man, he picked up the water on the table and handed it to Zuo Yang, "Come on, you and I The acquaintance is also destined, let's have a drink with water instead of wine."

"It's easy to say, I respect you."

Zuo Yang hurriedly picked up the bowl of water in front of him and touched it, and the two showed a wretched smile together, and drank the water in the bowl in one gulp.

"Uh……"

Mr. Conch on the side was completely confused by the words and actions of the two of them. He looked at Zuo Yang and then at the white-faced scholar. Yang asked with a smile beside him, "What, big brother, what were you two talking about just now, can you tell me too, why can't I understand a word?"

"It's actually very simple. A popular way of saying it is that the shopkeeper Jin Huaiyu and the Tatar woman may be what we often call lesbians."

Zuo Yang said with a smile.

"Homosexuality? What does that have to do with 'Magic Mirror'?"

Uncle Conch was even more surprised.

"You don't know, in the ancient times of our Celestial Dynasty, there was a saying for lesbians to 'grind the mirror', the 'grind' of the grinding, and the 'mirror' of the mirror."

Zuo Yang smiled again, and explained patiently, "Lesbians usually satisfy each other by rubbing or touching each other's bodies. Since both parties have the same body structure, it's like rubbing against yourself in the mirror. , so later our ancestors called it 'mirror grinding' very vividly."

"Um……"

The white-faced scholar nodded slightly at the side, and it was obvious that Zuo Yang's explanation was completely correct.

This is entirely due to Zuo Yang's status as the successor of the phalanxist. It must be known that the phalanxist is actually a very complicated knowledge, so he has dabbled in many aspects, especially some cultures and customs in ancient China, and even some secular Things that have been lost in the world, such as many strange skills, can still find answers from them.

"This……"

After listening to Zuo Yang's explanation, Uncle Conch's eyes widened immediately, full of admiration and shock. After this state lasted for a while, finally two words popped out of his mouth that could not be closed. Literally, "... awesome!"

"Our ancestors in the Celestial Dynasty are too awesome. Even if it sounds like this now, this kind of statement is still outrageous, and the picture is as vivid as the paper."

"But big brother, what major did you study when you were in school? Why do you even know such advanced knowledge? If I know so much cold knowledge, I can make those netizens think of me as a god! Really, you You're so awesome, you know everything and everything!"

Speaking of this, Mr. Conch's eyes flickered with fanaticism, and his appearance almost offered his knees and hands to Zuo Yang.

"Don't make trouble, I just saw this kind of statement by accident."

Zuo Yang smiled modestly.

at the same time.

"go back!"

The feral woman turned her face to the side and gave the Tatars behind her a look. The group of people immediately put away their weapons, and sat down on the stool obediently.

It wasn't until this time that the feral woman looked up at Jin Huaiyu on the second floor, with a fascinated expression on her face, she slowed down and continued, "Treasurer Jin, my heart has already been conveyed to you, Others may not know, but you must know what I want to explain, why pretend not to know?"

"Oh? I really don't know, please tell the leader of Wu."

Jin Huaiyu smiled charmingly, then waved his hands at the skinny guy and the others, and shouted coldly, "What are you guys still doing, why don't you hurry up and greet the guests over there?"

"Yes, shopkeeper."

The thin guy and the others responded, and squeezed back into the back kitchen with the "butcher".

Sure enough, as the white-faced scholar said, the two groups can't fight at all, and listening to the conversation between the shopkeeper Jin Huaiyu and the wild woman, it seems that the two of them haven't succeeded yet. So far, the wild woman is still in the stage of pursuing the shopkeeper Jin Huaiyu... Awesome My golden shopkeeper, this is a take-all for men and women!
"Well, since you dare to pretend to be stupid, then I dare to say it again!"

The wild woman is also very uninhibited, completely ignoring that there are some outsiders here, and immediately said to Jin Huaiyu upstairs as if swearing, "Jin Huaiyu, listen to me, I, Uzhina, have a crush on you, you can only be me in this life." Uzhina's woman, if you fall in love with someone else, or someone falls in love with you, I, Uzhina, will kill him, because you are my Uzhina's woman, whoever touches you will die. Is that clear enough?"

"Giggle..."

Hearing what the wild woman said, Jin Huaiyu covered his mouth and laughed, and finally responded seriously after laughing, "It's very clear, since Chief Wu spoke so straightforwardly, today I will also give Chief Wu a straightforward answer , I'm really sorry, although I, Jin Huaiyu, don't like to fall into the cliché, but I only like men in this respect, so please give up on the leader of Wu... In addition, I would like to give the leader of Wu a suggestion, you'd better take it with you Your people leave the Longmen Inn as soon as possible, because if there is a man here who can catch my eyes, I may kill you first, lest you ruin my good business and scare my lover."

Well, these two women are really not good at it.

At least in Zuo Yang's view, women who can speak such words so calmly are definitely women who dare to love and hate, and can do what they say, and ordinary people can't afford to provoke them.

"Awesome, if this plot is written in my news post, the number of replies will definitely explode!"

Uncle Conch is still shocked, obviously this episode has touched him deeply, even Zuo Yang felt that if he hadn’t been sitting next to him, this guy would have gone to edit the post right away, within a second Without delay.

"Treasurer Jin, don't talk too much, maybe I am braver than those stinky men, but you have never experienced it, why don't you give yourself a chance?"

The wild woman still refused to give up, and even clenched her fists to show off her biceps while talking, as if she could seduce Jin Huaiyu by doing so.

"Let's leave this kind of opportunity to others. I can't afford it, and I don't have the slightest interest in it."

Jin Huaiyu was unmoved at all.

"What the Tartars have said and sworn will never change!"

Seeing that the soft one was not enough, the wild woman switched to the hard one, and threatened loudly with a sullen face, "I swear in the name of the God of the Prairie, whether you like someone else or someone likes you, I, Uzhina I will definitely dig out his heart and send it to you."

"I'll also tell you, if you don't leave, once I fall in love with a man, that day will be your death day."

Jin Huaiyu just said in a calm tone.

But no one present would doubt what she said, the shopkeeper of the Longmen Inn is definitely not a vegetarian.

From then on, the scene seemed to be at a stalemate. Jin Huaiyu looked at the wild woman, the wild woman looked at Jin Huaiyu, and the rest of the people looked at the two of them. No one spoke, and no one dared to come out to persuade. For a while, the whole Longmen Inn was silent. It's a little scary.

Just at this time.

"boom!"

The door of a room on the other side of the second floor was suddenly pushed open, and the sound of the door opening broke the silence.

"It's not good, Chief Xia, our bodyguard has been stolen!!!"

A panicked and abrupt voice followed, and a man dressed in the uniform of Changfeng Escort Bureau's bodyguard rushed out of the room in a panic, lying on the guardrail and howling downstairs with a cracked voice.

"What did you say!?"

In the corner of the first floor, a middle-aged man stood out from among the bodyguards who were watching a play, the shock on his face was beyond words.

"I was drugged unknowingly just now, and now I wake up to find that the dart we guarded this time has been dropped, and the contents inside have disappeared, and everything has turned into stone!"

The bodyguard upstairs quickly turned back to the room and quickly dropped a wooden box.

"Oh!"

The moment the box hit the ground, it was smashed to pieces, and the stones inside were scattered all over the ground.

After watching the drama for so long, the plot of the adventure is finally triggered!
Zuo Yang said to himself in his heart.

(End of this chapter)