It's not too late for three marriages

Chapter 1

I don't know when, people passing by Wangchuan called me the Three Lives Stone.From then on, some people spurned me, some joined hands to engrave the fate of their previous lives on me, and some cried in front of me.

But I am just a stone on the edge of the River of Forgetfulness, without sorrow or joy, without pain or joy.I guarded Wangchuan indifferently for thousands of years, and finally turned into a spirit.

All living beings naturally have to experience calamities.But I have lived in peace and stability for more than a hundred years, until...

Love robbery.

The white-bearded old man passing by Wangchuan took a look for me.Shaking his head, he predicted my doom.

I just thought he was farting.I am a petrified spirit of three lives, with a soul of stone and a heart of stone.The lingering yin qi by the Wangchuan River made me feel cold and hard.Ruthless, no pain, not emotional, so where is the love.

That's what I thought at the time.

However, there is always an accident in everything.

On a gloomy afternoon in the Underworld, as usual, I came back from a walk along the Wangchuan River, which has not changed for thousands of years. Inadvertently, in the darkness filled with gloom, I looked up, as if it was the sunshine of the human world Layers of smog were broken, and the Bianhua flowers all over Huangquan Road were brightened.

The man came lightly.

I suddenly remembered a sentence that a human woman passed by me many years ago murmured: There are bandits, who are as sharp as they are sharpened, and they are as sharp as they are polished.

For thousands of years, my heart of stone has seldom moved subtly.I think, maybe this is the love at first sight mentioned in the human storybook.

He approached slowly, of course he didn't come to look for me, just because behind me was the Naihe bridge that must be crossed when entering the underworld.I think it's hard to come across such a wonderful person, and I should have a wonderful encounter with him.

I stepped forward and called softly, "Master." I wanted to salute him like the well-bred lady in the story book.But the book in the human world just said a few salutes lightly, and didn't tell me the specific movements and postures.

I thought about it for a while, and then, like those ghosts crying to Hades, I knelt down on my knees and kowtowed three times to him, "My lord, may I ask what your name is?"

The kid around him hissed and gasped, he stood there blankly, with a surprised look in his eyes, and didn't answer me for a while.

Being a person and doing things requires sincerity, and Black and White Impermanence often say this: "Only sincerity can do things." So they can obediently hook back the three souls and seven souls every time.

Seeing that he didn't answer my question, I thought about it, and thought that maybe I didn't kowtow too loudly and didn't show my sincerity, so I knelt and walked forward three steps, without sparing any effort, and ruthlessly He knocked his head hard three times.It seemed that the ground was shaken three times.

The little ghosts around gasped.Seems to be terrified.

I raised my head and looked at him with blood dripping on my face: "My son's name?"

Perhaps it was the desolation of the blood on his face that frightened him, but he still didn't speak.I wiped my face impatiently, and my whole hand was wet!I didn't know that I had left so much blood, and I suddenly understood why he had such a dull expression.

I was frightened, and I wiped it in a hurry, and in the end I made my whole body bloody.

I looked up and looked at him helplessly.

His beautiful eyes imprinted my shadow, and then a bright smile curved out of the corner of his eyes.

Although I don't know what he was happy about, but seeing him happy, I showed my white teeth in a friendly manner.But I don't want my affectation to make this bloody smile even more pervasive.

The little ghost next to me seemed inexplicably anxious, he approached me and pulled me, I couldn't stand it.Jia said anxiously: "My aunt Sansheng! Why are you putting on such a ghostly description! Do you know who he is?"

My mana is not considered advanced among the spirits in the underworld, but because of my seniority, the little ghosts are all respectful to me, and it is still very rare to speak to me in this tone. I frowned and said strangely: "Of course I don't know who he is, am I not asking?"

Little Ghost B looked as if he wished blood would splatter on the spot: "Grandma! This is from heaven..." Before he could finish speaking, a gentle voice interrupted him.

"My name is Moxi."

He stretched out his hand, I naturally put my hand on his, and he clasped my wrist with his backhand.

My wrist is my lifeline, and now he only needs to exert a little force, and I will die very ugly.

Little ghost A and B's already pale and ugly face paled even more, and A hurriedly begged: "My lord! My lord! The girl of Sansheng will stay by the river of Wangchuan all her life. The underworld is a vulgar place. Girls don't understand the etiquette here. Forgive me, my lord."

"San Sheng? This name is rather strange."

I still looked at him, not afraid in my heart, because there was no murderous look in his eyes.

He looked at me carefully for a while, let go of my wrist, then took hold of my arm and pulled me up: "It is indeed a miracle that a stone in the underworld can transform spirits. It is rare. But you don't know that I am Who, but why did you do this great gift to me?"

Great gift?

I realize.It turned out that it wasn't that I was not sincere enough, but that I was too sincere.I honestly said: "You are beautiful, I think..." I ran out of untimely words, and in a hurry, I grabbed a word that I didn't know when I left it in my mind, "I want to hook you up. "

The little ghost looked at me with hopeless eyes.

He smiled: "It's really a straightforward spirit."

I thought it was a good compliment, so I was overjoyed and asked, "Then can I hook you up?"

He said silently: "This time I came here for the sake of the calamity, and I will not stay in the underworld."

The implication is that it can't.I lowered my eyes, a little disappointed.

"You have been guarding by the Wangchuan River?" He asked suddenly.

I nodded.

"Would you like to go outside and have a look?"

Eyes lit up, I nodded fiercely.

He smiled lightly, and patted the top of my head: "This time, I have suffered from your bloody bows, and I can't let you bow in vain. Since you want to go out of this underworld, I will promise you three." The freedom of life is good. My three lives of calamity are your three lives of freedom. After I return from calamity, you should return obediently to the bank of Wangchuan River to guard it, how good is that?"

Not a loss-making business, I nodded and said yes.

He put a golden seal on my wrist: "It's better to be clever as a spiritual creature, and protect your life well in the future." He said, "Not every strong person is as kind as I am."

He left under the escort of little ghost A and B with a twitching face.I touched the gold seal on my wrist.

"Moxi." I called out loudly.

In front of the Naihe Bridge, he turned to look at me with Mengpo soup.

"Can I go to the human world to hook you up?" I asked seriously, which made Granny Meng, who was ladling the soup, laugh strangely.

He also hooked his lips: "If you can find it, hook up." After saying that, he drank Meng Po soup in one gulp, and he walked into the depths of the underworld without looking back. I watched him leave until he was no longer there. I couldn't see it and didn't want to turn my eyes away.

Little Ghost B came back from Naihe Bridge, and waved a pair of blue and black haggard hands in front of me: "Miss Sansheng!"

"Well."

"Aren't you in love with him?"

Then I turned my head to look at B and asked seriously: "How can it be considered emotional?"

B turned his head and thought for a while: "It is the description of men and women in those scripts you usually read that is called emotional."

I thought about it for a while. In the scripts I usually read, the young master meets the young lady, and the young lady salutes. The two of them exchanged conversations, and then started an uncontrollable hmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.I didn't think about exercising towards Moxi, so it shouldn't be considered emotional.

I shook my head firmly: "Not emotional."

Yi sighed, and murmured to himself: "That's right, how could this stone be emotional? I'm overthinking it." Then he stared at me and said, "It's good if you don't feel emotional! In this world, the most troublesome thing is There is nothing better than the word love. It's not that you must not like someone, Miss Sansheng. It's just because the Moxi God Lord is the last person women in the world can't like."

"Why? He is the person with the best appearance, body and temperament I have ever seen." I paused, "And the voice is the best."

"It is precisely because he is so perfect in everything that we must never fall in love with him! God Lord Moxi is the God of War in the Nine Heavens. He is omnipotent, but he only cares about the world. He has the common people in his heart." , how can I pretend to have an affair with my children."

I don't think it has much to do with me whether Moxi pretends to be a child's affair in his heart, but B's first sentence made me stunned: "How can he be in such a murderous position as the God of War? He is clearly so Kind."

B almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Kindness? Sansheng, don't you really believe it?"

Seeing me nodding, B shook his head and said weakly, "At the beginning when the demons invaded, one hundred thousand demon soldiers attacked the heavenly realm, and the Moxi god led [-] heavenly soldiers to kill them all. In Youmodu, blood flowed into rivers in the entire Demon Realm, and no sound of demons was heard for ten years, but all demons over three years old were exterminated."

I have some impressions of this. During that time, Hades became extremely crowded, and the wailing almost knocked down the Hall of the King of Hades.The Naihe Bridge was almost collapsed.But although these demons were all killed by Moxi, war is a matter of life and death. As the god of war, it is his duty to suppress the rebels by force. Li Juejue is also of course.

I patted B on the shoulder: "Thank you for telling me these things, I'll go back to the stone and pack up."

B was dumbfounded: "Where is the girl going?"

I laughed: "Of course I want to go to the human world to hook him up."

After I settled all the matters in Hades, Hades personally imprinted three seals on the back of my neck, and one seal is a lifetime in the world.After the three seals disappeared, I had to go back to Hades and guard the River of Forgetfulness.

Under the envious eyes of all kinds of spiritual beings, I finally came to the human world wearing a white cotton dress.

The human world that only appeared in the storybook is more lively, interesting, and... dangerous than I imagined.

On the third day after I came to the world, I passed a temple on the way to find Moxi, and suddenly I saw the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva enshrined in the temple, so I went in and worshiped devoutly. And the capable bald monk suddenly walked out with a razor.He smiled kindly at me: "Amitabha, it is really a good deed for the donor to turn back after going astray and take refuge in my Buddha."

I didn't understand what he meant by what he said. I just thought that the king of Hades wished me to be kind to others before I left. The old monk looked a little rough, but it didn't prevent me from pretending to be kind to him, so I also smiled at him, nodded and said, "The Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva you offered is a good Bodhisattva."

The bald old monk smiled more and more kindly: "This is nature, this is nature." After saying that, he didn't say hello, and directly greeted my hair with the razor.

I quickly hid back and shouted: "Heh! What are you doing!" I am a stone, a three-life stone, and the most difficult part of my body to grow is hair. After watching it grow for thousands of years, it finally improved a bit. This old man The bald donkey actually wants to shave me with a razor!

Seeing that I dodged the first blow, the old monk waved his hand and wanted to shave my head again!Immediately, I got angry and kicked him away, unexpectedly this monk is a practitioner, my kick was easily dodged by him.The kind smile on his face changed his face, and he immediately restrained himself: "What does the benefactor mean?"

I wondered: "What do you mean, bald donkey?"

He snorted coldly: "I also said that you, a monster, wanted to convert to my Buddha to atone for your sins, but it turned out that you came to provoke!"

"Demon?" I waved my hand, trying to explain, "You're mistaken, I'm not..."

"Hmph, I've smelled the yin energy on your body three miles away, don't argue!"

I sniffed left and right, but I really didn't feel how heavy the yin energy was in my body, the fish in the Wangchuan River had more than a hundred times more yin energy than me.But the monk didn't listen to my explanation, and greeted me with another razor. I suddenly remembered that before the human world, the king of Hades gave me thousands of instructions, absolutely not to kill anyone.

I closed my move, turned my head, and ran away.

The monk chased me up a whole mountain.I was exhausted from running and just wanted to punch the bald donkey so that he would not wake up.

Suddenly, a strange fragrance wafted through the tip of my nose. I had never smelled such a wonderful fragrance in Hades, and my mind was immediately drawn to it.As I ran closer and closer, a sea of ​​flowers suspected to be a red cloud appeared in front of my eyes.

Now this season is called winter, and those crystal objects covered with red petals are called snow.But I don't know what the names of these red flowers are. Walking through this strangely fragrant sea of ​​flowers, I seem to be drunk in it, swaying into the depths of the sea of ​​flowers, and a small courtyard is quietly located in it .

With a hint of curiosity, I pushed open the courtyard door.As soon as I stepped into the small courtyard, the golden seal left by Moxi on my wrist suddenly flashed, and my heart moved, and when I walked into the main room in the small courtyard, I suddenly heard a woman's gentle voice: "Shake, shake, shake! shake."

I gently pushed the door open a gap and looked in quietly. A young woman was sitting on the bed with a baby in her arms.Taking a closer look, I smiled, the eyebrows, the nose and lips, aren't Moxi's version of meat balls!
This is really effortless!
But Moxi is just a meatball now, he has forgotten his previous life, and he still can't know people, how should I hook him up?After thinking about it for a while, I decided that I should just stay by his side and protect him when he grows up, so that I can take advantage of him since childhood, and prevent other women or men from doing things that he doesn't understand. It's time to rob him by force.

It's an excellent deal.

Just as I was thinking, a loud shout suddenly came from behind: "Where is the evildoer running away!"

I was startled, rushed forward, slammed open the door with a "bang", and fell into the room.A shiny razor slashed across my forehead, and I saw a bunch of black hair falling leisurely in front of my eyes, without giving me the slightest chance to keep it.

Lying on the ground slumped, I stared blankly at the lock of black hair that was lying dead on the ground, with a dull expression.

"Ah!" The woman's screams sounded so far away to me, and Hades' ten thousand orders were as ethereal as floating clouds.Just like this razor cut my hair, the string called reason in my heart broke with a "boo".

I jumped up, the spiritual energy in my palm was condensed, and I slapped the old monk with Wangchuan's thousand-year-old Yin Qi. Seeing that this palm was about to smash his brains, a baby's cry suddenly awakened me. reason.

The palm turned to the side and hit the door beam, and the whole wooden house shook three times.I jumped out of the house in a somersault.The bald donkey seemed to be frightened by my palm, and it took him a while to recover. He looked at me, then at Moxi, who was a lumpy version of meat, and suddenly turned to the woman with a frightened face. Said: "Cinnabar between the eyebrows, your child is an ominous person, he was born to attract such evildoers, from now on he will definitely restrain everyone who is close to him!"

As soon as these words came out, the woman was so shocked that her face turned pale, and she held the child, not knowing what to do.

I was furious: "Donkey don't talk nonsense!" People in the human world believed the prophecies of these monks and priests, and he really ruined Moxi's life when he said so.

"Hmph! Monster, just now you took advantage of my unpreparedness to sneak up on me, this time I will definitely take you in!"

The razor in the monk's hand flashed a golden light, and it turned into a Zen stick, and it came straight to kill me. The monk's morality is not high, but the Buddha's light on the Zen stick made me dare not look directly at it.In the underworld, the most feared thing is the holy light of the Western Buddha.I couldn't hold back the losing streak.

I was afraid that Moxi would be injured in the fight with the bald donkey, so I led the monk to go far away.

I thought that the fight between me and this monk would not last long. I am a rock, and determination is the best. When this monk gets tired of fighting with me, I will retreat, and then I will come back to accompany Mo Xichang Big is good.I don't want to think that the polished elm head of this monk in the human world is three points harder than mine!He regards slaying demons and demons as his lifelong mission, and maybe I am the most powerful "monster" he has encountered in his life, so he regards me as the ultimate mission in his life of slaying demons and defending the Tao!
I have been fighting with him for nine years in the human world.

Nine years!

In the end, it wasn't that he gave up killing me, but that I gave in and stopped fighting him, and finally found the body of a stone demon...

At that time, I was hiding in the deep mountains, and I was in a mess. A stone banshee who ate chicken and choked on bones rolled down the hillside and hit the tree stump in front of me. His head was bleeding and he died on the spot. .

I watched my old friend Black and White Wuchang come to seduce the soul of the stone banshee. The stone ghost who had turned into a ball of white gas cried so miserably. The twin stone stupid brother! I slapped my mother down the hillside! How can you please my mother! You are killing me! I died unjustly! I died unjustly!"

But no matter how much she cried, that body could no longer survive. Black and White Wuchang greeted me with her long tongue hanging, and then carried out her official duties to hook her soul away.

After I watched them leave, I hugged the corpse and wept with joy on the spot!
Isn't this the gospel that God played for me!It's not easy to turn a demon into stone. It's rare to meet one in thousands of years. Except for this banshee who died unjustly, where else can I pick up such a perfect corpse!
Immediately, I took off her clothes and replaced them with mine, and then passed all the Yin Qi along her nose and mouth into her body.

Seeing that a "San Sheng's corpse" was about to be made by me, there was suddenly the sound of eager footsteps behind me, as if they were rushing down, I didn't turn my head, thinking, anyway, it wasn't the bald man. Donkeys are easy to handle.

"younger sister!"

A thick and sad call came from behind me: "Sister!" A strong man rushed forward from the side, his pain was like breaking an egg, "What's wrong with you!" He was eager to hug her The body of the banshee, I glared at him, and shouted: "What are you doing!" At the last moment of crossing the yin energy, I can't tolerate others making trouble.

The majestic man was taken aback by my yelling, and looked at me with snot and tears all over his face: "I... want to shake my sister..."

"What are you shaking! I'm completely out of breath."

"Dead...dead?" The man looked blank, and sat down on the ground with his burly body, as if shaking the mountain a few times, "No... didn't I just eat a chicken... no ah."

I was really powerless to tell him that his sister died from the strange strength of a strong man, she was slapped down the mountain and hit a tree to death by him, only holding the hand of the banshee, pouring Yin Qi incessantly.

The man was sad for a while alone, but fortunately, things like stones are naturally cold and indifferent. It is rare for me to meet Moxi.So after a moment of grief, he raised his head and looked at me: "Who are you? What are you doing?"

I saw that this man was a man of duty, so after pondering for a while, I said very kindly: "I am a ghost messenger, here to ferry your sister into reincarnation. Now we are doing something, it is a critical moment, so don't make noise."

He was stunned for a while, and immediately covered his mouth, his eyes kept rolling between me and his sister.

All the yin energy in my body was transferred to the body of the banshee. I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, rubbed her face, and pinched her face into the same shape as mine with magic.The man looked at me blankly: "What are you doing?"

I still said very kindly: "I am familiar with the people of Hades, give your sister a pinch of my face, so that her journey will be easier."

"You..." The brawny man had tears in his eyes, "You really are a good ghost who is dedicated to work and kind-hearted!"

I received this compliment without changing my face, and suddenly felt a familiar breath coming from the air, my heart tightened, I stood up and looked around, there was a huge stone ten feet away, and there was a big stone under the stone. There is a gap, I reckoned that I should be able to squeeze in, so I ran over and stuffed myself into the gap to hide.not moving.

The strong man looked at me strangely: "What are you doing?"

"A powerful Taoist priest is coming, if you don't want to be taken in, follow me and find a place to hide!"

He was startled, apparently afraid of powerful Taoist priests, looked left and right for a long time, but couldn't find any place to hide, at last he seemed to feel the air getting closer and closer above his head, he became anxious, hugged his head and flinched, and melted In its original shape, it curled up into a rock, and rolled towards me, just blocking the crack in the rock.

He still has a demonic aura, it's no wonder that bald donkey didn't notice him!I stretched out my hand to push him away, but there was a breeze outside, and in the blink of an eye, the long-time enemy, the bald donkey, who had been killing me for many years, had landed next to the body of the female stone demon.

Immediately, I held my breath, and there was no sound.

Through the gap exposed by the strong man's stone, I saw the old monk standing beside the banshee's body for a while, and then sneered: "God has eyes, and I will kill you, a monster that harms the world!"

The conscience of heaven and earth!I have been in the human world for a total of nine years, and I have been harmed by you, old bald donkey, for these nine years. Where am I going to harm the human world!
However, the situation is oppressive. In order not to be harmed by him in the future, I have a good temper and endure the anger of being wronged.

The bald donkey didn't leave in a hurry after saying that, and was still standing beside the banshee's corpse, when he suddenly took out his Zen staff, the Buddha light on the Zen staff was dazzling, and he was about to strike down with one stick, turning the corpse into a cloud of smoke!The strong stone in front of me suddenly exploded, turned into a human form, rushed towards the old monk aggressively, and shouted: "Don't hurt her body!"

This brave momentum startled me, for fear that the old monk would see me hiding in the gap.

The bald donkey blocked the blow from the strong man's stone, and shouted: "Huh! I don't know where the evil spirit comes from! It's the adulterer of this banshee!"

The brawny man was furious: "Stop humiliating!"

I am also very angry, this bald donkey actually belittles my appreciation level so much!For thousands of years, I haven't seen any kind of person by the Wangchuan River, but I only saw Moxi who was in my favor. However, compared with Moxi, the strong man in front of me is a million miles away. !How could I let him be my adulterer!
This old bald donkey is really humiliating!
I made up my mind and went back to the underworld. I asked someone to find a relationship and spend no matter how much money I had to have someone transfer this bald donkey to the animal realm in the next life!
However, even though I was angry at this moment, I could still see the situation clearly. Now that I managed to make this old bald donkey think that I was dead, I don't need to be harassed by him in the future. I definitely can't ruin my plan because of this anger.

So I endured it with a good temper.

But the stone monster couldn't hold back, at the right time, he had already fought with the old monk, fighting with brute force, but the old monk didn't take advantage of it.

The two fought back and walked away, gradually disappearing.

I hid in the crevice of the stone and continued to observe for a while, and I really couldn't detect the aura of the two of them, so I crawled out from the crevice of the stone, ran to the side of the female corpse, took back my yin energy, and He dug a hole on the ground next to her and buried her in it, split a tree, put up a sign, and wrote the words "Tomb of the Female Stone Demon", and then tidied up his makeup that he hadn't done for nine years. .

I'm going to find Moxi. I've been away for nine years. I don't know what the baby looks like now. I don't know if he has been taken advantage of by others. I don't know if he is willing to be seduced by me...

(End of this chapter)