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Chapter 111 Give Another Song

This time the netizens didn’t blow up, because all the netizens were frightened and stupid. I have seen someone who can write poetry, but I have never seen someone who can write poetry like this. Do you do that?Did you fucking leave a way for people to survive?

"Fuck, I'm going to go blind, it's too scary, are you still letting people live?"

"As a student of the Chinese Department, I want to tell Xu Duan, fuck me, you are not as shameless as you, and you still let people live?"

"Scary, but I can't understand..."

"Oh my god, Xu Duan, you shameless bastard, can you still play happily? Why don't you stay in the entertainment circle and run into the literary circle and make trouble?"

"Kicking Xu Duan out of the literary circle is too scary!"

"Duan Duan's product must be a high-quality product!" Only Xu Duan's fans cheered for Xu Duan so heartlessly.

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Xiao Jie was really confused this time, damn, I’ve never seen anything like this, my little white poem actually provoked such a big trick, there’s no fucking way to play like this, twelve songs, damn, that’s ten Two songs and seven rhythms, what the hell are you?There is no limit to cheating, you!
At this time, a professor of literature suddenly erupted, "Xu Duan, you really scared me, you are too scary, a set of chrysanthemums, from recalling to planting to rewarding to crippled, every capital is a masterpiece, you really want to Absolutely write chrysanthemum poems, especially the three poems "Ode to Chrysanthemum", "Ask Chrysanthemum" and "Chrysanthemum Dream". It's scary!"

"Holy shit, Professor Wen, Taishan Beidou of Peking University!"

Professor Wen, formerly known as Wen Xian, is the chief visiting professor of the Faculty of Liberal Arts of Capital University. He is an absolute treasure of the town. The certification mark is much higher than that of Xiao Jie and his ilk. Writers, but there are really few literary workers who admit that martial arts are literary works, because martial arts has not yet developed its spiritual soul.

"Professor Wen said that the high-quality products are definitely the top quality products, Xu Duan is going against the sky!"

"It's already against the sky. As far as I know, Professor Wen rarely praises people."

"What the hell is Xu Duan doing? He was born as a singer and put on a talk show that was ranked No. [-] in Beijing at the same time. He filed a lawsuit and tortured Zhou Tiezui, who claimed to have never lost a lawsuit, and wrote a poem. Professor Wen was blown out, you are too against the sky, aren't you?"

"It's so stinky and shameless!"

"Shameless +1!"

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All the netizens were really terrified by Xu Duan, this guy is really shameless, he is so shameless in everything he does.

Seeing that someone praised him, Xu Duan was embarrassed. After all, it was Lao Cao’s contribution, and he just used it to slap his face. He really said that his literary accomplishment was far worse than that of a literature professor, so he hurriedly said politely: "Professor Wen praised me absurdly. I'm just writing for fun. I don't dare to compare with the ancients."

"I'm not exaggerating. These few poems of yours can definitely be regarded as the best seven rhythms in ancient style since modern times." Professor Wen Xian said.

This is Cao Xueqin's poem, Xu Juan can't keep denying the honor for others, isn't it, and Lao Cao is not around for the time being, so he can only accept the honor for others first, "Professor Wen is too famous, I really don't dare to be it."

The two of them had a polite meal, not to mention how uncomfortable Xiao Jie was, he came to step on Xu Duan, why did he make it seem like he was here to set off each other, this is too useless, Xiao Jie can't stand it, serious Can't stand it.

After Xu Duan was done with Professor Wen Xian, Professor Wen Xian also disappeared, and Xiao Jie jumped out again. Although he was arrogant, he didn't have the guts to challenge the chief visiting professor of the Faculty of Liberal Arts of Capital University, so he came here for Xu Duan , "The poem is well written, but as I said, don't think that you can tell martial arts by writing two sour poems, you are not worthy!" Looking down at Xu Duan proudly.

Oh, I'm going, you really want to die, so you want to expose it?You are too naive, Xu Duan almost laughed angrily when he saw that Xiao Jie was brave enough to come over and step on him, that’s right, buddies can write two sour poems, since you are not afraid of death, then My buddy will let you die even more ugly, and immediately put on another Xue Baochai's crab Fu without saying a word.

Gui Ai sits in the shade of Tongyin and raises his glass, Chang'an salivates in hope of the Double Ninth Festival.The road in front of me has no latitude and longitude, and the spring and autumn sky in Pili is black and yellow.

Chrysanthemum is used before the wine is washed out, and ginger is used to prevent cold accumulation.What is the benefit of falling into the cauldron now?The fragrance of millet and millet left in Yuepu.

Xiao Jie's face turned green when he saw Xu Duan wrote another poem. He just wanted to lightly expose the matter so as not to look too ugly. Xu Duan wrote another poem in minutes, and when he saw Xu Duan wrote clearly When I was talking about something, my face was so dark that it would explode. This poem satirizes the guy who is used to plotting and plotting, but now it looks like it was written specifically to hit Xiao Jie in the face. It's the same, it's strange if his face is not dark.

"Haha, scolding so much, Xiao Jie should be green now, right?"

"It's quite green, I guess he is not much different from the green turtle now!"

"What do you mean? I don't understand..."

"The meaning of this poem is..." Immediately, someone gave a popular science.

"Haha, it's ridiculous. Sure enough, you should be scolded. Aren't you arrogant when you come here? You even pointed at other people's noses and asked them to write poems. Now that they have finished their poems, they look like they are not popular. Since You are not afraid of being slapped in the face, Xu Duan is really rude, haha!"

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"Writer Xiao, just now you came up with a question and I wrote it. Don't you want to come up with a song now? Or are you going to get a crab score to see?" Xu Duan never said that he only slapped his face once, and that's not cheap. Damn it?This is the same as the old saying, if you are well, then you will be fine.

As soon as Xu Duan spoke, his fans and netizens booed.

"That's right, Writer Xiao came here with a crab spectrum!"

"The crab recipe is perfect!"

"Come on, come on, I can't wait!"

"Crab recipe crab recipe!"

"We have written twelve poems, Xiao Da is a great writer, no matter what, he has to get the number of 36 in one day!"

"Yes, yes, yes, 36 songs, one of which must be proper!"

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Xiao Jie almost cried when he saw netizens booing, damn, don’t take you like this, why are you booing?Where the hell can I get you a crab recipe?
But Xiao Jie is different from Chu Jianguo and Zhao Liang and others, he will not turn his head and run away when the situation is not right, the dead duck insists on him, he would rather be slapped in the face than bow his head and pretend to be dead, "What's so great about being able to write poetry, I said It’s martial arts, are you blind or deaf? Can’t read Chinese characters? Do martial arts understand what it means?”

At this moment, the number of netizens who watched the fight between the two skyrocketed, and when they saw Xiao Jie's shameless behavior going back to make love, they all booed immediately.

"Oh my god, my three views are all fucking broken!"

"Damn it, this is life and death for love!"

"Facing the aura of the popular writer Xiao Jie destroying the three views directly."

"Scary thick-skinned, this Nima is no one else!"

"IQ is indeed flawed, and it is completely hopeless."

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Xu Duan was amazed when he saw that this guy was completely shameless. No wonder this guy was able to succeed. He had already deeply understood the three secrets of success: shameless, persistent, and persistent shameless. How could this be possible? ?
"Open your mouth and shut up martial arts, you are talking as if you can represent martial arts." Xu Duan thought for a while, and he figured it out, no matter how hard you slap your face, it's useless, because Xiao Jie didn't intend to take face at all. It's just stubborn.

"At least I am more qualified to represent martial arts than you, because I have written martial arts." Xiao Jie said proudly.

"Don't mention the martial arts you wrote, just looking at it will cause embarrassment!" Xu Duan said: "What is that thing you wrote? The old man with the white beard became more powerful, and after saving the heroine, he discovered that the two had a common enemy. In the end, they worked together to get revenge, and the whole book was over. That is also called martial arts? Don’t talk about it? It’s so embarrassing.”

Xiao Jie was almost pissed off by Xu Duan's words, but not to mention, what Xu Duan said was the mainstream of today's martial arts world, family members suffered misfortune, revenge, this is the theme of martial arts, very monotonous, at most add some love suspense The concoctions are far from the peak of Xu Duan's martial arts in his previous life.

"This is martial arts!" Naturally, Xiao Jie couldn't admit defeat, and he firmly refused to admit that there was any embarrassment in his works, because everyone has written like this for so many years, and he was very well received after adding suspense themes on this basis. Known as the pioneer of martial arts reform, this is also the main reason why he dislikes Xu Duan. He is called the pioneer of reform, and Xu Duan is praised as a reformer who will subvert the martial arts style. Obviously, the limelight has overshadowed him. Can't stand it.

My mother, my mouth is really tough, it seems that I have to let you know what is called a real martial arts, Xu Duan looked at Xiao Jie's stubborn mouth, shook his head and said with a smile: "Hehe, this is a martial arts? How ridiculous , I read two new books two days ago, and I feel they are thousands of times better than your martial arts, and I took the time to make two CGs, how about you give a review?" Xu Duan originally planned to recommend it to his fans and let them support them Yes, now that he ran into Xiao Jie, a desperate guy who stalked him so much that the popularity of the onlookers was so high, if he took the opportunity to promote him, he would be sorry for Xiao Jie's stalker.

(End of this chapter)