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Chapter 1160 You guys are jealous!

Chapter 1160 You guys are jealous! ([-]-word long chapter)
"Is it worth asking if you wear such a tight bag? If you don't even want to show your legs, it must be on your belly button!" Xu Duan said immediately after hearing this.

puff!
People all over the country burst into tears with laughter, and many TV viewers who were drinking water almost sprayed water into the screen.

"Pfft, hahaha, if you don't even show your legs, it must be on the belly button. What kind of logic is this, hahaha?"

"I hahahaha, where did the ghost logic come from hahaha!"

"My nima's exposed legs have something to do with my belly button, you tell me hahahaha!"

"What the hell kind of brain circuit is this, haha!"

"Hanging on the belly button because the legs are not exposed, there is nothing wrong with this logic hahaha!"

"Laughing like a dog hahahaha, the brain circuit of this kid Xu Duan is really strange to the extreme, hahaha!"

"Laughed and cried haha!"

"By the way, what kind of brains does Xu Duan have, hahahaha!"

……

At this moment, Ke Zhilun and the other guests on the scene laughed so hard that they almost died.

"Hahaha, Director Xu, your brain circuit is really broken hahaha!" Qin Feng, who was sitting next to Xu Duan, was lying on Xu Duan's shoulder and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

"Oh my god, Xu Duan, you really made me laugh out loud, hahaha!" Ke Zhilun laughed while clutching his stomach.

Not to mention the audience and guests, even Zhou Renjie, who presented the question this time, laughed so hard that Xu Duan almost knelt down. I'm damn, this master brain circuit is so amazing. Who the hell has seen this kind of ghost logic? I go.

"So Xu Duan guessed right?" Lin Yinger asked Zhou Renjie.

"This..." After Zhou Renjie laughed, he didn't know how to answer Lin Yinger's question. It was so obvious. Xu Duan's pet dog pendant is on his body, isn't he just giving Xu Duan a point for Xu Duan to guess? Don't even think about it, everyone should know that he is hanging in his clothes, but the grandson actually said a word It must be on the belly button without revealing it. Damn, how do you let him live?
"Then where did you hide the pet dog's pendant?" Lin Yinger is not stupid. Looking at Zhou Renjie's appearance, she knew that the owner deliberately gave points to Xu Duan, but Xu Duan's grandson didn't appreciate it, so she had to Ask Zhou Renjie and let everyone judge for themselves whether Xu Duan's guess is correct, otherwise Zhou Renjie will force Xu Duan to have a conscience, and it will be so painful?
"Here." Hearing this, Zhou Renjie hurriedly unbuttoned his jacket to show everyone, and everyone saw a pet dog pendant hanging inside Zhou Renjie's jacket.

"Then he shouldn't be guessing right?" Lin Yinger said.

"My guess was very accurate. Look, when I said he was wearing such tight clothes, I was implying that his pendant was hanging inside the clothes. How can I say that I didn't guess right? I guessed it right, everyone said, right?" Xu Juan heard that he was not happy immediately, the buddy had already hinted at it, how could it be regarded as a guess?Besides, the belly button is also inside the clothes.

The audience laughed again when they heard the words, I am damn, you still have the nerve to hint, what about the belly button?Who guessed it just now?Do you want it?Seeing that Xu Duan's grandson was so shameless and wanted them to join him, the audience immediately said in unison: "No!"

"Why not, how accurate my guess is, you guys are bullying people, it's wrong!" Seeing that the audience didn't agree, Xu Duan angrily told the audience that it was wrong to do so. There was a burst of laughter.

"Okay, since everyone says it doesn't count, then it doesn't count." Lin Yinger waved her big hand to indicate that Xu Duan's guess was not counted, and Xu Duan couldn't help it.

"You guys are jealous of my cleverness!" Seeing Lin Yinger's refusal to count his guess right, Xu Duan said angrily that everyone was jealous of his cleverness, and the audience laughed so hard that he almost cried.

Don't talk about the audience now, even the guests on the scene laughed at Xu Duan's virtue and almost forgot what they were doing here. I don't even remember that I am also a guest and I have to play.

"Let me ask, if this is the case, does it count as their failure?" Lin Yinger ignored Xu Duan and asked Zhou Renjie and Shui Lingling.

"We have one more question." Zhou Renjie and Shui Lingling said.

"What's the question?" Lin Yinger asked.

"I also gave this question to Director Xu." Shui Lingling said.

"Your leg is 1.2 meters! I've already seen it with my own eyes!" Xu Juan yelled when he heard the words, expressing that he had already understood it.

puff!
The audience all over the country burst out laughing again when they heard the words, I, Nima, did you frankly keep your eyes on the girl's legs today?My mother, you have visually measured 1.2 meters, you are so powerful, why don't you go to the sky?

"No, I didn't ask this!" Shui Lingling hurriedly said with a blushing face when she heard this.

"Isn't that the question? Could it be the leg circumference? According to my years of experience in observing beautiful legs, the circumference of your thigh is 50 cm, your calf is 23 cm, and your ankle is 20 cm. This is the standard height multiplied by the golden ratio." Beautiful legs, can be called textbook-level beautiful legs!" Xu Juan immediately said confidently when he heard this.

puff haha!
As soon as Xu Duan said something, the audience burst into laughter again. Today, this guy's jokes made the audience laugh stupidly now.

"Pfft, hahaha, Xu Duan has fully exposed his ignorant and shameless behavior of spying on beautiful girls' beautiful legs all year round!"

"Hahaha, absolutely, that grandson is definitely peeping at other girls' thighs when he has nothing to do!"

"Beautiful legs at the textbook level hahaha!"

"This grandson is so fucking funny, my grandson's brain circuit is absolutely invincible haha!"

"It's so fucking invincible, I'm so professional, I'm a professional visual inspection of the girl's beautiful legs, hahaha!"

……

Shui Lingling was also defeated by Xu Duan's brain circuit, because she never thought that the grandson's brain circuit was so clear, textbook-level beautiful legs, thanks to what he said, but Shui Lingling didn't know it, and then Seeing everyone laughing, a trending search about her rushed up, and the topic was called: textbook-level beautiful legs.

Of course, it’s also due to Shui Lingling’s ignorance, otherwise she would have been speechless for a long time, because it’s so difficult for her to hit the hot searches, and I don’t know when she will be able to go back. It’s like Chinese New Year. It's such an unscrupulous trending search after just talking nonsense, I'm speechless.

"Then what is your question?" Lin Yinger waited for everyone to laugh before she hurriedly stopped Xu Duan's nonsense behavior and asked Shui Lingling, she knows Xu Duan's grandson too well, you will talk about it if you don't stop him .

"I want Director Xu and me to imitate my single Beautiful Girl Invincible." Shui Lingling said hurriedly after hearing this.

"I will imitate this, I will do it!" Li Mengyun jumped up immediately after hearing this, although Shui Lingling is about the same age as her, she should be regarded as a senior to her, because Shui Lingling's debut is different from her, she It was after graduating from the Conservatory of Music that she signed a record company and made her debut. Shui Lingling was discovered by her agency when she was seventeen or eighteen years old. From this point of view, Shui Lingling debuted and became famous several years earlier than her, and At that time, Shui Lingling's song "Beautiful Girl Invincible" was very popular, and many little girls imitated it, so she jumped up to imitate it when she heard that she wanted to imitate it.

Speaking of which, Li Mengyun jumped up and followed the imitation, and the imitation was quite similar.

"Like it?" Li Mengyun asked the audience proudly after the imitation.

"Like!" Xu Duan had already disturbed the excitement in the venue, Li Mengyun casually greeted her, and immediately the audience cheered and shouted.

"I will also imitate senior brother!" Li Mengyun said joyfully.

Speaking of which, Li Mengyun imitated Xu Duan and sang the feeding song, "So hungry, so hungry, I'm really hungry, so hungry, so hungry, I'm really hungry, so hungry, so hungry I'm so hungry, I'm really hungry..." The wagging tail was no different from Xu Duan's, and the audience burst into laughter.

"This doesn't look like it!" Xu Duan waited for Li Mengyun to imitate, and then yelled, expressing that Li Mengyun's imitation was not like it.

"Who said that, it's so similar!" Zhao Lan'er yelled and booed, and she also pulled the audience to boo, "Isn't it?"

"Yes!" All the guests at the scene, including Wei Ling and the audience, followed Zhao Lan'er and booed.

"Don't make fun of me, she didn't imitate my essence at all!" Xu Duan said.

"You still have the essence? Do you know what the essence is?" Wei Ling hit Xu Duan immediately after hearing this.

"That's right, you know what essence is!" Ke Zhilun also booed.

"It's so similar, it's not different from Director Xu himself!" Qin Feng also booed.

"That's right, Xu Duan, what essence do you have? You just have the essence, Mengyun's imitation is so similar!" Zhao Lan'er said.

"The essence of me is being handsome! She didn't imitate it at all!" Xu Duan said proudly.

what!
The audience booed immediately when they heard the words, as if they had followed up on a special cross talk show, and the booing was so jubilant.

"Can you guys still be okay? I'm smart and you're jealous of me, but you're handsome and you're still jealous, and let people live?" Xu Duan said angrily, and the shameless expression on his face immediately amused the audience. I burst out laughing.

"Pfft haha, Xu Duan's grandson is so shameless!"

"It's more than shameless, it's simply too shameless haha!"

"That's right, Nima, who has ever seen such a shameless self-praise haha!"

"Too shameless hahaha!"

"It's so shameless that it's insane, hahaha!"

……

Seeing that Xu Duan's grandson made the scene lively every minute, Lin Yinger immediately hurriedly interrupted Xu Duan to ask questions when the audience's laughter fell. Ling Ling said: "Then does this question count as their passing?"

"It seems to be quite similar, so let's pass it." Shui Lingling looked a little regretful, because she really wanted to see Xu Duan imitate her appearance.

"Okay then, one of the judging panel passed the two questions and the other failed. It shouldn't be considered as a success in the challenge, so let's invite the next group to defend the challenge, shall we?" Lin Yinger said.

"It's a success!" After Lin Yinger finished speaking, the audience suddenly booed and shouted.

"Successful? Don't you think that Xu Jue didn't pass? Who are you guys who have changed all of a sudden?" Lin Yinger immediately complained to the audience when she heard the words, and the audience laughed when they heard the words, not because of Lin Yinger said it was very funny, but felt that the interaction with the guest host was very fun.

"The one on your end!" The audience laughed and booed.

"The ones on my side shouldn't have passed it to them, you are all undercover agents on my side!" Lin Yinger said, and the audience burst into laughter again.

"Yes!" The audience laughed.

"Okay, okay, let's let them live." Lin Yinger said helplessly, and then said to Zhou Renjie and Shui Lingling: "Let us thank you two again, and at the same time, ask the staff to help The two will be given masked medals, and some staff will be invited."

The staff immediately rushed to the stage to present masked medals to the two.

"It's really not easy to be a strong singer. Thank you two for bringing us many wonderful performances, thank you." Lin Yinger said when the staff presented the two with medals.

The two left the stage after receiving their medals.

After the two of them went down, Lin Yinger said again: "Let's congratulate the guessing group for winning. Next we will enter the Ice Muscle Hydrating Liquid to let the world listen to the doll! She is here!"

"Masked singer please doll!"

The camera turned to the guest channel, and a doll wearing a doll mask bounced onto the stage, looking like an innocent and beautiful girl.

When the audience saw the doll walking on the stage, they immediately applauded and discussed enthusiastically. Can they not be enthusiastic?Because now the speculation about dolls on the Internet is basically concentrated on two people, one is Chen Meilan and the other is Xia Lan, but no matter which one is, they are all big names among big names, how obvious are big names among big names, one former queen and one The current diva, whoever wants to overwhelm them in the Republic with such a powerful celebrity can only be at the level of a global diva, but how can there be a diva of that level in the republic, if that can appear on the King of Masked Singer The queen of heaven, the audience should applaud enthusiastically.

"By the way, who knows who the doll is? Xia Lan or Chen Meilan?"

"That's right, who knows? Some gods didn't hurry up and break the news!"

"Great God, I call you in the name of Shenlong!"

"God, come out quickly!"

"Who knows, hurry up and break the news, hurry up, whoever breaks the news now, I'm a fan!"

"Me too, hurry up and tell me if this is Chen Meilan or Xia Lan!"

……

As the doll walked to the center of the stage, the audience, both at the scene and in front of the TV, were all talking and getting excited. This is normal, because it feels like everyone heard that Faye Wong participated in the Masked Singer in reality. Don't leave, the scene is absolutely lively and unlimited. If you don't believe me, just watch the Spring Festival Gala. How many headlines did Faye Wong and Naying's song in the Spring Festival Gala get?The heavy reports from various media almost smashed the screen. Now everyone speculates that Xia Lan or Chen Meilan will be on the King of Masked Singer. Although they may not be as popular as Faye Wong, they are also queens after all. Xia Lan was still on fire, it would be strange if it wasn't lively, basically it was Doll who stood on the stage of the King of Masked Singer over there, and a topic called whether Doll was Chen Meilan or Xia Lan became popular.

(End of this chapter)

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