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Chapter 1358 Who Has Soap To Lend Me To Use?

Chapter 1358 Who Has Soap To Lend Me To Use?
"Hey, I don't believe it yet!" Seeing everyone's embarrassing looks, Wei Ling became annoyed. Why do you guys not believe that someone can play rock-paper-scissors for three to five hours?

As he was talking, Wei Ling stood up screaming, pointing at Lin Yinger like a buddy who insisted on trying, "You, come out!" Of course it was Lin Yinger, he couldn't team up with him Xu Duan went to challenge him, right?
"Brother Ling is mighty!" He Yantao applauded when he saw Wei Ling's domineering appearance.

"Brother Ling is doing well!" Liu Mo also yelled.

"Come on Lingzi, I'm optimistic about you!" Chen Qiaoying also shouted.

"Tragedy." Xu Duan covered his head when he saw Wei Ling's appearance. To be honest, if you want to say that Wei Ling can beat Lin Yinger in other aspects, it is possible, rock-paper-scissors, how is it possible?They are really professional in rock-paper-scissors. When they were young, they were not so peaceful when they got along. It was common for them to fight for half an hour to grab something, but after all, it is necessary to fight. Strength, but in the end, after half an hour of exhaustion, what should I do?Then rock-paper-scissors is needed. To be honest, the two of them really racked their brains and exhausted all their tricks in order to win each other. If rock-paper-scissors can't tell the winner for three to five hours, it is really authentic and not exaggerated at all.

Xu Duan still remembers that when the two of them first entered junior high school, there was a conflict between the two of them, and they began to fight secretly since early in the morning, from home to school. , At that time, Lin Yinger had a good relationship with Xu's mother, and she was treated like a daughter in Xu Duan's family, so the two of them kept competing from eating breakfast to going to school and riding their bikes faster.

Whoever eats faster in the morning eats more, to who rides the bike faster on the road, to the state where the two of them insist on winning or losing at school.

Until entering the classroom, it was a fierce battle, no one was convinced, and it looked like they were going to fight in the end. Of course, the classroom is a place for learning after all. Playing martial arts made the teacher see that something is going to happen decisively. Call your parents every minute and ask if you are afraid.

So the two fought with each other instead of fighting with each other. During class, they fought with rock-paper-scissors under the table with their hands in dire straits.

Xu Duan remembered that day, from 5 minutes into the first class in the morning, the two of them had been scissoring rock-paper-scissors until the end of the third class in the afternoon. Bu, many of the classmates at the time looked stupid. You just thought how superb the rock-paper-scissors skills would be for the teenagers trained under such circumstances. Could it be just talking about it?

It's just that Xu Duan knew that Wei Ling and the others didn't know, so Xu Duan immediately covered his head when he saw Wei Ling going up to him. It's not that he looked down on Wei Ling. The skill.

"Are you real? Are you that good?" Chen Qiaoying secretly asked Xu Duan beside Xu Duan.

"You'll know it when you see it." Xu Duan said.

While talking, Wei Ling and Lin Yinger came to the opposite side of the table where the water glasses and pot lids were placed. After they stood opposite each other, they started without talking.

With the back of his hand behind him, Wei Ling began to mutter, "Rock-paper-scissors!" as if holding back some big move, and stretched out his big fist.

However, the moment Wei Ling stretched out his big fist, he saw Lin Yinger stretch out her small hand, which happened to be the cloth restraining him. As a gesture, the water in the glass of water rushed straight to Wei Ling's face with a shake of his hand, and at this moment, Wei Ling confirmed the outcome of the two sides, and hurried to grab the lid of the pot, but the water had already reached his face as soon as he stretched out his hand On the spot, he was instantly killed.

"Pfft!" Wei Ling was shocked by the splash of water on his face.

"I'll go, instant kill Brother Ling!" He Yantao shouted.

"Can you do it, Brother Ling, come on!" Liu Mo also shouted.

"Come again!" Wei Ling shouted unconvinced.

"Okay, come." Lin Yinger smiled when she heard the words, and began to read with her little hands behind her back: "Rock paper scissors!"

Hearing the sound, Wei Ling turned his eyes and stared at Lin Yinger's hand, deliberately slowing down for a second, staring at the small hand slightly exposed behind Lin Yinger's back clenched into a fist, and hurriedly stretched out the fist clenched behind her back, But at the moment when he pulled out his palm with the size of a cattail leaf fan from behind, Wei Ling saw that the fist protruding from Lin Yinger's back stretched out two fingers instantly, so he hurriedly grasped the slap protruding from behind into a fist and pestle He went out, but his big fist was stretched out in front of him, but he watched Lin Yinger's two fingers stretched out turned into slaps, the speed was so fast that he almost couldn't react.

And the moment he saw Lin Yinger's white and slender palm stretched out, the scene changed to the last replay scene. In an instant, Lin Yinger grabbed the water glass with a flip of her hand, her hand shook, and the water in the glass With a splash, it splashed on his face, giving him a brace.

"Who has some soap to lend me?" Wei Ling wiped his face with a helpless look and said that the buddy would take a free bath, and the audience immediately burst out laughing.

"Wei Ling, I will give you full marks for finding the way to get down the stairs by yourself." Chen Nan said immediately after hearing the words.

"Must, Brother Ling is doing great!" Zhao Wou-ki also laughed.

"Otherwise, if you have the guts, come here!" Wei Ling said angrily, what's the matter with finding a step down if you lose?How dare you laugh at your buddies, come here if you have the guts, and talk like you can win.

Several people on the opposite side covered their heads, shall we go?We are shaking M, we are still sick, let’s go, Lin Yinger is our team, okay?What kind of brain circuit is this shit?

"I'll go, Wei Ling, you are really shameless, Ying Er is our team, okay!" Xu Li said immediately after hearing this.

"That's right, Ying Er belongs to our team!" Guan Xiaoting also said.

"Xu Duan, come on! Revenge me!" Wei Ling immediately asked Xu Duan to avenge him.

"Okay, I'll go up!" Xu Juan went up when he heard that, and if he didn't go up, no one else would go up on their side.

So Xu Duan stepped forward and stood opposite Lin Yinger.

"Rock, paper, scissors!" Lin Yinger shouted with her hands behind her back: "Paper!" As she called for cloth, Lin Yinger stretched out a small fist.

"Scissors!" Xu Duan also shouted almost at the same time, but he also stretched out a fist.

And then you see almost a copy-and-paste situation.

"Rock paper scissors, rock!"

"Rock paper scissors, scissors!"

"Rock paper scissors, paper!"

……

The two of them shot very fast, but it was as if they had made an agreement. If you punched, I would punch, and if you punched cloth, I would punch the same cloth. There was no deviation, and the guests were really dumbfounded.

The two of them fought there for more than five minutes, and finally the other guests couldn't help it anymore, because seeing their situation was endless, this damn cliff was going to be recorded forever.

"I really want to kill them!" Chen Qiaoying, Liu Mo and the others muttered while watching Xu Duan and Lin Yinger's rock-paper-scissors in full swing.

"Me too, I suddenly feel like I can't even play rock-paper-scissors!" He Yantao also muttered.

"Have you ever thought about how I survived all these years? Is it too stressful to be with a boss who can do everything?" Liu Mo looked like Alexander, whose brother was much more difficult than you, but he had a fart Stress, Xu Duan has never seen anyone who is more self-motivated than this unlucky kid.

"It's not easy for you." Chen Qiaoying patted Liu Mo's shoulder and said.

"Yeah, it's not easy for me." Liu Mo nodded in agreement.

It's just that Liu Mo's muttering almost made Xu Duan's nose crooked, and this unlucky boy actually said that it was not easy for him?It's not easy for him, ass, it's not easy for him!Why is it not easy for me?How much effort did it take to pull this unlucky kid buddy who doesn't seek to make progress?You dragged her so hard until now, but she still has nothing to do and wants to bald her buddies, and it's not easy. If you say it's not easy, believe me or not, I'll kill you?Xu Duan muttered, but he was distracted within minutes by muttering.

(End of this chapter)

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