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Chapter 1406 Can't do anything except brain damage!

Chapter 1406 Can't do anything except brain damage!

"Why are professional writers and screenwriters afraid? Do you think you are the kind of writer who can only do vulgar sitcoms and brain-dead martial arts? Do you understand what is professional?" The marketing account called science fiction is king is sincere It's bragging for others that you are not afraid of being struck by lightning, so you agreed for others without even thinking about it.

"That's right, I'm a professional writer, don't imagine other people's abilities with your embarrassing level of creativity, that's beyond your comparability!" echoed the marketing account called Science Fiction Fans.

"That's great, then let them stand up and say that I can write science fiction works and they can write martial arts works of the same level, let's make a written proof in public." Xu Duan sneered.

"Are you so boring when you are a great writer like you? Do you have a lot of serious work to do? Do you think people are like you writing brain-dead martial arts, but you can write whatever you want? You have to conceive all the plots, don't you know? How many times, okay? People don’t have time to waste with you, that is, we break up with you because we can’t see it, or who do you think will take care of you?” The marketing account called Science Fiction Fans said immediately after hearing the words, it’s not that they believed Xu How could it be possible that he could really write science fiction? What kind of science fiction could he write for an art graduate?Does he know what science fiction is?The reason why marketing accounts say this is because they are just marketing accounts, how could they be the masters for others?

Want to hide?Are you naive?I've already dug the pit, but can you escape?Xu Duan sneered when he heard the words, buddies wasted time arguing with you for so long and you still want to take advantage of it and get out, why do you think it's so beautiful?That bastard Xu Duan said slowly, "Are you so busy? Then I'll take care of your great writer. I'll send two reporters to interview him. Don't worry, one minute is enough. It won't delay his conception and creation, as long as he says a word." If Xu Duan can write science fiction, he can write martial arts at the same level, that's fine."

"Do you think it's you? Do you think that 1 minute is not time? 1 minute of time is precious. Who like you can do nothing but do some stupid things all day long? He is a brain worker. Every 1 minute People don't want to waste it with you!" said a marketing account called Science Fiction Fans.

"While saying that you can write it, you also say that you don't have time, double-standard dog, is your face okay? Or do you have no face at all?" Xu Duan sneered, playing with me?Do you want to die?Dude can let you go around so easily?
"You are making trouble out of no reason, other science fiction writers don't have the same level of knowledge as you! Or do you think you can compare with others?" The marketing account called Science Fiction Fans suddenly seemed a little unreasonable when they heard this, because their posture is really not very good-looking. , How obvious, how can you write anything in the first sentence? There is no time for the second sentence, and you are still thinking about it every minute. You say everything, you are so awesome, why don’t you go to heaven?
"Who is making trouble out of no reason? I have come up with a dog that doesn't care. I have a face to step on the marketing of my peers all over the country. I am also a great writer. My mother, if I write that thing, the readers are not enough for my fraction. Playing black and white with me, isn't it you who came here to touch porcelain? You think I have time to talk to you? Give you face and pretend to be aggressive with me!" Xu Duan held back for a long time to see a "Alien Visitor" crew Those who were not bubbling were immediately impolite, and scolded those marketing accounts on the spot.

"Let's take a look, do martial arts writers have this quality?" The marketing account saw that Xu Duan didn't follow what they said, and immediately changed the subject with his quality.

"Quality Nima coins! What the hell are you to raise my quality with me, call you a double-standard dog if you give you face, and you are not as good as a dog if you don't give you face!" , do you think you can't swear if you don't swear for a long time?There is no end to stepping down buddy.

"People's science fiction writers write professional works. You should be as mentally handicapped as you are a brain-dead martial artist. They are Yangchun Baixue, culture and art, and you don't have the same knowledge as you lower Liba people!" When Duan became vicious, he immediately shifted his firepower and continued to discuss the work with Xu Duan. After all, even though he was scolded by a marketing account, he still felt uncomfortable, right?
"Hey, talk to me about Yangchun Baixuequ being tall and widowed?" Xu Juan chuckled immediately when he heard the words: "Then, come on, I'll give you ten seconds, and I'll pinch the watch for you to see if you are really Yangchun Baixuequ being tall and widowed, and tell me How do you pronounce the following characters: 駌 cloak, 饪乪, 裲蕤, 颥鳎, lian minnow, mullet, tapir, 鍪籴, 荪瓞, thrush, and brain damage.”

As Xu Duan said, he picked up a passage with a rare word in his previous life, and then started counting the seconds, sending it to Weibo while reading it.

"ten!"

"Nine!"

……

The audience looked at the words that Xu Duan made up with a look of confusion, because for ordinary people, those words are really not used once in a lifetime. If one is more unfamiliar than the other, who would recognize it, right?

And when the marketing account suddenly encountered these words, they were dumbfounded within minutes, because they didn't know them, so they hurriedly searched online, but there was no time for such a sudden online search, and Xu Duan was also insidious, so I posted it What's more, the pictures are not hand-typed words, so they can't paste them by copying and pasting. Obviously, it is to prevent them from copying, pasting and searching collectively. Besides, it is only given ten seconds. It is too late for them to look up the dictionary temporarily. So dumb.

"two!"

"one!"

"It's time!" Xu Duan announced immediately after finishing the watch.

"I don't know this kind of broken words until I'm brain-dead!" The marketing account became anxious when he heard the words, and said immediately.

"That's right, you really don't know anything except brain damage." Xu Duan chuckled and said, "You don't know the words and you still have the face to tell Yangchun Baixue whether he is high or not? Are you worthy of talking about Yangchun Baixue by urinating yourself? Shame on the ancestors. "

"Who are you calling stupid? You are the only one! Only a stupid person would show off to others with such uncommon words that no one uses!" the marketing account said angrily.

"That's right, what's the use of not being able to recognize this kind of word? Only an idiot would think it's an idiot if others don't know it!" The man who called science fiction is king also shouted.

"Oh, what you said is really right. What's the use of knowing words? It's important to have paintings. How high-end is "Alien Visitor", not only has paintings but also moves, isn't it too high-end?" Xu Duanwen Yan laughed loudly, then turned his head and said to the netizens: "Friends of the netizens, do you see the level of this group of people? Everyone can understand paintings, and we can only read characters. It's too low. Are you ashamed to communicate with others, right? Sigh, why do you think they are so high-end?"

Xu Duan's irony made the people of the whole country go crazy with laughter. It feels so good to mention it. In fact, everyone understands that the words Xu Duan brought up are not commonly used words. How obvious are they? What is not a common word?The reason why people all over the country feel happy is that those marketing accounts are so fucking disgusting. When they came up, they stomped on the national film and television practitioners, as if China is the representative of low, whoever looks at who? Not disgusting?
"That's right, we are really too low, we can't afford to mess with high-end gadgets, let's say goodbye!"

"High-end people should play their own high-end comics. We lower Liba people can only read books, so you can't afford to mess with them. You'd better stop talking about science with us."

"Suddenly realized that I was simply too low, and I was too embarrassed to say hello to high-end people and say goodbye."

""Visitor from Extraterrestrial" is too high-end, I can't look down upon it."

"As a second-year graduate student, I suddenly found out that I still use words in my thesis. I am so ashamed. I dare not accompany high-end products like "Alien Visitor", so I leave."

"I'm so terrified after I graduated with a Ph.D. I can't understand high-end comics!"

……

In minutes, people from all over the country coaxed together, and immediately sent a hot search for "Visitor from Alien": "Visitor from Alien" looks down on literate people!

As soon as this hot search comes out, let alone the marketing account, even the crew of "Alien Visitors" can't sit still. This is nonsense. Who is illiterate among the people?Is there any difference between looking down on literate people and looking down on the people of the whole country?All at once is equivalent to offending the entire Chinese people, okay?
(End of this chapter)

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