The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment
Chapter 1585 1 Pair of Good Friends, Wicked Mother and Son
Chapter 1585 A pair of good friends, wicked mother and son (two in one)
During the two days of Chinese New Year, Xu Duan's house was very lively. In addition to the relatives and friends who were walking around, there were inexplicably many distant relatives who Xu Duan didn't know where they came from. This really made Xu Duan experience what it means: being poor No one in the busy city asks, Fu has distant relatives in the mountains.
There are borrowers.
There are those who are looking for a job and want to join Xu Duan's company.
There are those who attract investment.
There are all kinds of people doing everything, but it is very lively.
These are all quite normal, there is a reason, there is a way out, and the dealing with it is over. What really makes Xu Duan unbearable is that Xu's father doesn't know where the cousin of the second uncle's third son's brother-in-law came. My cousin is still something. When he came, he first gave Xu Duan a cloudy meal, such as the new third board, film and television startup stocks, technology flow trader, etc., and then he didn’t care whether Xu Duan understood or was not interested. If you want to be Xu Duan's CEO, open your mouth and the company is going to go public, shut your mouth and rank in Forbes, every minute the world can't hold him anymore.
"Dad, where are your relatives from? This day is more tiring than I am from working." Xu Duan sent away his second uncle, brother-in-law, cousin, cousin, and so on, his forehead sweating.
"I don't know where they all came from!" Xu's father was also puzzled, he had never seen them before, why did they suddenly pop up like mushrooms after a spring rain?They are all related, which is amazing.
"You don't even know the co-author? Dad, you are really successful. If you don't know you, let me accompany them all day!" Xu Duan was depressed, and there was nothing he could do. This year is a bumper year for Xu Duan, with a net worth of more than 20 Billions have been passed on, but are there more relatives?Although in previous years there were occasional one or two who came to recognize relatives, after all, at that time Xu Duan was famous, but no one had heard how rich Xu Duan was, so there were no such mushrooms this year.
"It's not that I don't know each other. Knowing is knowing. The key is that I don't know that I have relatives with them." Xu's father said depressedly. It's amazing how relatives are.
"I said your dad did it. It's obviously nothing to do with the door. When you didn't have money, did they take a look at you? You are a relative, huh!" It's amazing, except for relatives and friends who really have a good relationship, she doesn't recognize the so-called relatives and friends who ignore her when they have no money.
"You can't say that, they are all neighbors in the neighborhood, if they ask for help, they can help, don't you think so, son?" Father Xu looked at Xu Duan with a very simple and honest appearance, because it was obvious that they were all rushing. Xu Duan came here because he looked at Xu Duan.
"Don't mind Dad, I don't have the ability to help them." Xu Juan shook his hand directly when he heard the words, help?Did your buddy help?As for those so-called relatives, those who borrowed hundreds of thousands of dollars were too embarrassed to ask, and they started directly with a million. Those who were looking for jobs rushed to be the leaders of his company. I have never heard of a project that I have never heard of. Opening my mouth is a few hundred million. My mother is like a buddy opening a bank. Let alone a buddy, it only takes a day or two for the richest man in the world to go bankrupt, buddy The company still has [-] people to support. After helping their buddies and the [-] employees, they are all tied up and waiting for the pie to fall from the sky.
"Look at you kid, if you can't help much, you can help a little." Dad Xu said helplessly.
"Dad, let me do the math for you. Today, there are more than 30 people in our family. Half of them borrow money, half of them are looking for jobs, and the remaining eight or nine are for investment. I will tell you Counting the investment, a project requires me to start with a minimum of 20 million yuan, and a maximum of 80 billion yuan to invest in their gold wealth management project. After the investment is calculated, I have to fill in 80 billion yuan. Dad, look at your son Can it be worth [-] billion by the catty? If it is worth [-] billion, you can find a place to sell it to your son." Xu Duan said, help?Can I help me?
amount.
Dad Xu was a little bit embarrassed when he heard the words, and he didn't expect these people to be so fierce. He made 80 billion when he screamed, and said awkwardly: "Then...then you can see who is worthy of your help."
"Don't tell me, I really can't help." Xu Duan waved his hand and said: "Dad, if you want to help them, you can help them. Anyway, didn't I give my mother a bank card yesterday? There are two hundred million in it , you see who deserves to help you."
"Dare!" Mama Xu stared when she heard the words, and gave us the money back?Are you courting death?Are you looking for death?
Xu's father saw Xu's mother's expression, and he didn't dare to say a word to help. Xu's mother is not like Xu's father, who has a good temper and speaks well. Xu's mother is the one who can't rub the sand in her pure eyes. Well, she understands well, this kind of trick is just for the sake of being cheated by the autumn wind, you expect her to pay out, don't dream, if it doesn't hurt you, you will give her face, and you will pay for her, why do you think it's so beautiful? ?
In fact, it’s not that Dad Xu can’t understand that those people are purely from the autumn wind. It’s such an obvious thing. In the past, when you met people face to face, you wouldn’t even see them. Being a good relative who loves each other, what did you do before you have this kung fu?Why didn't you come to see me when you had no money?It's just that Xu's father is like this, he is honest and good-tempered, and when he comes to the door, he can't get rid of his face with a few nice words.
"What about those who are looking for a job? If you can arrange a job for someone, please arrange it." Xu's father said the next best thing, anyway, it's all a job, and it's not a job to work for someone.
"Dad, it's really not that I don't give you face. I really can't arrange the work. Yinger is in charge of the company's personnel arrangements. If you really want them to work in my company, you can only let Yinger nod." No one can get in without her nodding." Xu Duan didn't want to entangle with his father, so he pushed the ball directly to Lin Yinger, if you have the ability, go tell Lin Yinger, anyway Dude don't care.
"Isn't that your company? Why can't you take care of it?" Xu's mother was not happy when she heard it. Lin Yinger took care of the personnel work. Isn't this our company?Why does his old Lin family girl care?Why?Of course, it's not that Xu's mother also wants to place those people in Xu Duan's company, but that she has a little difficulty accepting that the daughter of the old Lin's family in her own company is actually in control, and she seems to be more powerful than her own son. How can this be possible?
"Because she is the company's executive vice president and general manager of the personnel department, she is in charge of personnel arrangements. Although I am the oldest in the company, I don't take charge of personnel affairs. It is ultra vires to manage that." Xu Duan said nonsense, Anyway, it's our own company, so we're right, that's all.
"You are the oldest, you should be able to control her! Why can't you?" Xu Ma said.
"The company has rules and regulations. I take care of her, and she takes care of the people and things below. One level manages one level. If I want to override her to manage personnel affairs, it is tantamount to emptying her out. It is ultra vires management. In that case, the board of directors should hold a meeting to find I'm in trouble." Xu Duan said as if his company really had a board of directors.
"Oh, you are so troublesome. You can't do this or that. If you want me to say that we are the biggest, we should just grab it." Xu's mother was confused.
"It's so tiring for me to grab it all at once. I have to take care of everything so I don't want to be idle anymore. Besides, don't I just hire employees to let them work? If I do all the work, then I will do it." What do you want the staff to do? Is it mother?" Xu Duan said.
"That's right, that's right. To recruit employees, you have to let them work." When Xu Ma heard that they were asked to work, she immediately felt that this was very reasonable. What?right?
"Then you don't care about them, Xu Duan?" Xu's father said again when he saw that the conversation between Xu's mother and Xu Duan was over.
"What do you care about? Didn't you hear that other companies have arrangements for each carrot and the other? Don't they care about the employees they spent money on before? Isn't it just a waste of time?" Xu's mother immediately turned back to Xu's father. , Why do we need to recruit more people after we have spent all the money?right?If he wants to be a leader, why doesn't he go to heaven?
"Then don't care how the neighbors will meet in the future." Dad Xu said helplessly.
"I love how to meet and how to meet. I'm so embarrassed to borrow a few million. When our family's broken money is blown by the strong wind? Why didn't we see them so affectionate before when our family had no money? Just come in the morning The second child of Wu, when Duan Duan was not famous a few years ago, he said behind his back all day long that Duan Duan went to school and was a fool, and wanting to be famous was wishful thinking. I don’t know? Now it’s connected to our broken bones. Acknowledge him!" Xu Ma sneered, Xu Ma and Xu Duan's tempers are the same as the mother and son, their mouths are bad and narrow-minded, and anyone who says bad things about them will be recorded in a small book, don't think that after a few years they will be forgotten , No one can get away after turning over the small books.
After Xu's mother finished speaking, she turned her face to Xu's father and said: "And you, in the future, anyone will come to see Duan Duan at home. You see, I won't let you out. Our family is busy and we don't have time to see them!"
"Dei! I'm busy, I don't have time to see them!" Xu Juan echoed his mother with a doggy appearance when he heard the words.
"Sigh." Xu's father could only sigh when he saw that Xu Duan was working hand in hand with Xu's mother.
"Hey, by the way, Mom, how will you spend New Year's Eve tomorrow?" Xu Duan asked.
"How do you spend New Year's Eve? Isn't it the same every year?" Xu Ma heard that she looked strange. Isn't New Year's Eve the same every year?Why, have you thought about what flowers will come out?
"I mean Yinger's family, do you think Uncle Lin is not injured? Yinger usually has to go to the hospital to take care of Uncle Lin, so I don't think there is much preparation for the Chinese New Year. Why don't we take Uncle Lin over to spend time with our family? What do you think of this year?" Xu Duan said.
"Take it here?" Xu's mother looked at Xu Duan suspiciously when she heard the words, "You and Lao Lin's daughter?"
"It's okay, except for the job guarantee!" Xu Duan raised his hand to assure him.
"Then tell me why you have sex with that Han Bing? Why?" Mama Xu couldn't hold back after holding back for a few days and asked.
"The three views don't agree." Xu Duan said.
"Speak human!" Mama Xu stared.
"She likes gourd babies, and I like Transformers." Xu Duan said.
"Do you believe that I will hit you?" Xu Ma said, talking nonsense and becoming addicted.
"The main reason is that their family has too many rules, and I can't accept it." Xu Duan made up nonsense.
"Isn't there no one in their house? Are there any rules?" Xu Ma said, Xu Ma still understood the situation of Han Bing's parents gone.
"Her parents are gone, but you don't know, she has a relative who is an official, similar to her parents, I went to meet them before, there are rules for eating at home, rules for walking, even how to sit and talk It's all rules, I really can't stand it anymore." Xu Duan said.
"Is it that exaggerated?" Mama Xu looked suspicious.
"Have you seen big families in TV dramas with many rules? Their family is even more powerful than that." Xu Duan said.
"You really can't get along at all?" Mama Xu's unwilling appearance, Han Bing is quite aesthetic in Mama Xu's eyes, with big breasts and big buttocks, he is very fertile, and he is also good-looking.
"I can't get along at all." Xu Duan said.
"Okay, then I'll think of a way and get someone to introduce you to a few more." Xu Ma said.
Xu Juan almost died when he heard the words, and finally persuaded Xu Ma that he and Han Binghuang, whoever thought about it, Xu Ma planned to introduce him to someone again, so she had to say: "Mom, look How can I go on a blind date like this now, I will be the headline tomorrow after my blind date today!"
"Tsk, you are really troublesome." Xu's mother only remembered when she heard the words, this guy is going to explode in popularity now, and found that the business of arranging a blind date for Xu Duan couldn't go on, depressed, so she smacked her lips and said: "Why don't we stop being in the entertainment industry, since we've made a lot of money anyway, so let's quit the entertainment industry, okay? Mom will find someone to introduce you to a wife, a beautiful wife."
"Mom, do you want me to be better? I just started and you let me quit. Is there anyone like you?" Xu Duan said speechlessly. Xu's mother really hasn't changed for thousands of years. A daughter-in-law lives a shameless life.
"Aren't I doing this for your own good?" Xu Ma said.
"Okay, let's not talk about this for now, what do you think of taking Uncle Lin and his family over?" Xu Duan asked.
"Take it." Xu Ma agreed very simply.
"Huh?" Dad Xu was surprised when he heard the words, can you not be surprised?Ever since the incident happened when Xu Duan graduated from high school, Xu's mother had never met Lin Zhidong, and she never gave Lin Zhidong a good face when they met. She actually agreed to take them home for the New Year. I feel so miraculous.
"What are you talking about? Are you dissatisfied with me?" Mother Xu glanced at Father Xu upon hearing the sound.
"No, I'm just curious, just curious." Dad Xu said.
"What's there to be curious about? I feel sorry for the man surnamed Lin because he was injured and got that syndrome." Xu Ma said.
"So that's how it is. Wife, you really understand righteousness." Father Xu's desire to survive was very strong, and he said immediately after hearing this.
"Must!" Xu Ma nodded proudly, and after she finished speaking, she asked Xu Duan very curiously, "Hey Duan Duan, you have a good relationship with Yinger, do you know what's going on between his father and that foreign woman?" The look of gossip on his face is exactly the same as Xu Duan's heart of gossip at the beginning, and he really deserves to be a mother and son who are born in the same line.
"I guess there should be an affair." Seeing that his mother was so curious, Xu Duan immediately started gossiping with his mother.
"How do you say it?" Mama Xu was suddenly overwhelmed with curiosity, she leaned over and asked.
"According to my observation, Uncle Lin should have a good impression of that Sophia, and he doesn't reject Sophia at all, and when I went to see him that day, I found that Sophia usually feeds him." Xu Duan said.
"Hey, I'm so old and unrefined, I've grown to the point of feeding." Mama Xu grinned when she heard that.
"It's nothing to feed, mom, you don't even know, I found out from the side that Uncle Lin was injured in a tropical rainforest in Southeast Asia, and look, he has to lie on a hospital bed after returning to China for so long. The injury was so serious at that time, the situation must be worse, and he might not be able to walk on the ground. Uncle, he fell into a coma, maybe it was like a TV show, and the woman had to take off his clothes and hug him to warm him up, and even feed him mouth to mouth, it's all possible." Xu Duante said bloody .
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, I really didn't see it. The Lin surname is really an old man. He can do such a thing at such a long age." Xu Ma tsk tsk when her heart of gossip was satisfied.
Xu's father looked at Xu Duan and Xu's mother with black lines on his head, not to mention being speechless, Xu's mother is really strong in genes, Xu Duan's grandson is from appearance to temper to mouth. To a lesser extent, there is nothing genetic about Xu's mother, except that her gender is almost carved out of a mold. She is a pair of good friends, a wicked mother and son;
"What about Yinger? Did you start a fight with him? I heard that Sophia is younger than Yinger! Lao Lin is really good at it." Xu Ma thought for a while and found a new gossip angle.
"At that time, Ying Er wanted to scratch her, but I stopped her." Xu Duan said.
"Why are you stopping me?" Mother Xu asked.
"The main reason I stopped her was that Uncle Lin really needs someone to take care of her. Yinger is usually busy, so she can't stay with the family for a few days a year. And think about it, Uncle Lin suffers from traumatic syndrome, even though he never had it. , But what if you really get sick, what should you do? And haven’t you heard what the doctor said? Trauma syndrome can easily lead to depression. What if Uncle Lin is really depressed and no one cares about him, so what if he commits suicide? Depression The suicide rate is so high." Xu Duan said.
"Oh, my family has grown up, so it's always thoughtful!" Mother Xu praised immediately when she heard the words.
"The main reason is that you have good inheritance and good teaching, otherwise, I wouldn't have thought about it so much." Xu Duan immediately started bragging with Xu's mother when he heard his mother praise him so much.
"The main reason is that my family is smart and has a high comprehension ability. Otherwise, you will be like ordinary students, and your teaching will be in vain." Xu Ma said.
"That can't be done. My mother can teach students according to their aptitude." Xu Duan said, "No matter how stupid a student is, my mother can teach them in minutes."
Have you considered my feelings when you brag about each other so shamelessly?Xu's father watched Xu Duan and Xu's mother exchanging business with each other, looking speechless.
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During the two days of Chinese New Year, Xu Duan's house was very lively. In addition to the relatives and friends who were walking around, there were inexplicably many distant relatives who Xu Duan didn't know where they came from. This really made Xu Duan experience what it means: being poor No one in the busy city asks, Fu has distant relatives in the mountains.
There are borrowers.
There are those who are looking for a job and want to join Xu Duan's company.
There are those who attract investment.
There are all kinds of people doing everything, but it is very lively.
These are all quite normal, there is a reason, there is a way out, and the dealing with it is over. What really makes Xu Duan unbearable is that Xu's father doesn't know where the cousin of the second uncle's third son's brother-in-law came. My cousin is still something. When he came, he first gave Xu Duan a cloudy meal, such as the new third board, film and television startup stocks, technology flow trader, etc., and then he didn’t care whether Xu Duan understood or was not interested. If you want to be Xu Duan's CEO, open your mouth and the company is going to go public, shut your mouth and rank in Forbes, every minute the world can't hold him anymore.
"Dad, where are your relatives from? This day is more tiring than I am from working." Xu Duan sent away his second uncle, brother-in-law, cousin, cousin, and so on, his forehead sweating.
"I don't know where they all came from!" Xu's father was also puzzled, he had never seen them before, why did they suddenly pop up like mushrooms after a spring rain?They are all related, which is amazing.
"You don't even know the co-author? Dad, you are really successful. If you don't know you, let me accompany them all day!" Xu Duan was depressed, and there was nothing he could do. This year is a bumper year for Xu Duan, with a net worth of more than 20 Billions have been passed on, but are there more relatives?Although in previous years there were occasional one or two who came to recognize relatives, after all, at that time Xu Duan was famous, but no one had heard how rich Xu Duan was, so there were no such mushrooms this year.
"It's not that I don't know each other. Knowing is knowing. The key is that I don't know that I have relatives with them." Xu's father said depressedly. It's amazing how relatives are.
"I said your dad did it. It's obviously nothing to do with the door. When you didn't have money, did they take a look at you? You are a relative, huh!" It's amazing, except for relatives and friends who really have a good relationship, she doesn't recognize the so-called relatives and friends who ignore her when they have no money.
"You can't say that, they are all neighbors in the neighborhood, if they ask for help, they can help, don't you think so, son?" Father Xu looked at Xu Duan with a very simple and honest appearance, because it was obvious that they were all rushing. Xu Duan came here because he looked at Xu Duan.
"Don't mind Dad, I don't have the ability to help them." Xu Juan shook his hand directly when he heard the words, help?Did your buddy help?As for those so-called relatives, those who borrowed hundreds of thousands of dollars were too embarrassed to ask, and they started directly with a million. Those who were looking for jobs rushed to be the leaders of his company. I have never heard of a project that I have never heard of. Opening my mouth is a few hundred million. My mother is like a buddy opening a bank. Let alone a buddy, it only takes a day or two for the richest man in the world to go bankrupt, buddy The company still has [-] people to support. After helping their buddies and the [-] employees, they are all tied up and waiting for the pie to fall from the sky.
"Look at you kid, if you can't help much, you can help a little." Dad Xu said helplessly.
"Dad, let me do the math for you. Today, there are more than 30 people in our family. Half of them borrow money, half of them are looking for jobs, and the remaining eight or nine are for investment. I will tell you Counting the investment, a project requires me to start with a minimum of 20 million yuan, and a maximum of 80 billion yuan to invest in their gold wealth management project. After the investment is calculated, I have to fill in 80 billion yuan. Dad, look at your son Can it be worth [-] billion by the catty? If it is worth [-] billion, you can find a place to sell it to your son." Xu Duan said, help?Can I help me?
amount.
Dad Xu was a little bit embarrassed when he heard the words, and he didn't expect these people to be so fierce. He made 80 billion when he screamed, and said awkwardly: "Then...then you can see who is worthy of your help."
"Don't tell me, I really can't help." Xu Duan waved his hand and said: "Dad, if you want to help them, you can help them. Anyway, didn't I give my mother a bank card yesterday? There are two hundred million in it , you see who deserves to help you."
"Dare!" Mama Xu stared when she heard the words, and gave us the money back?Are you courting death?Are you looking for death?
Xu's father saw Xu's mother's expression, and he didn't dare to say a word to help. Xu's mother is not like Xu's father, who has a good temper and speaks well. Xu's mother is the one who can't rub the sand in her pure eyes. Well, she understands well, this kind of trick is just for the sake of being cheated by the autumn wind, you expect her to pay out, don't dream, if it doesn't hurt you, you will give her face, and you will pay for her, why do you think it's so beautiful? ?
In fact, it’s not that Dad Xu can’t understand that those people are purely from the autumn wind. It’s such an obvious thing. In the past, when you met people face to face, you wouldn’t even see them. Being a good relative who loves each other, what did you do before you have this kung fu?Why didn't you come to see me when you had no money?It's just that Xu's father is like this, he is honest and good-tempered, and when he comes to the door, he can't get rid of his face with a few nice words.
"What about those who are looking for a job? If you can arrange a job for someone, please arrange it." Xu's father said the next best thing, anyway, it's all a job, and it's not a job to work for someone.
"Dad, it's really not that I don't give you face. I really can't arrange the work. Yinger is in charge of the company's personnel arrangements. If you really want them to work in my company, you can only let Yinger nod." No one can get in without her nodding." Xu Duan didn't want to entangle with his father, so he pushed the ball directly to Lin Yinger, if you have the ability, go tell Lin Yinger, anyway Dude don't care.
"Isn't that your company? Why can't you take care of it?" Xu's mother was not happy when she heard it. Lin Yinger took care of the personnel work. Isn't this our company?Why does his old Lin family girl care?Why?Of course, it's not that Xu's mother also wants to place those people in Xu Duan's company, but that she has a little difficulty accepting that the daughter of the old Lin's family in her own company is actually in control, and she seems to be more powerful than her own son. How can this be possible?
"Because she is the company's executive vice president and general manager of the personnel department, she is in charge of personnel arrangements. Although I am the oldest in the company, I don't take charge of personnel affairs. It is ultra vires to manage that." Xu Duan said nonsense, Anyway, it's our own company, so we're right, that's all.
"You are the oldest, you should be able to control her! Why can't you?" Xu Ma said.
"The company has rules and regulations. I take care of her, and she takes care of the people and things below. One level manages one level. If I want to override her to manage personnel affairs, it is tantamount to emptying her out. It is ultra vires management. In that case, the board of directors should hold a meeting to find I'm in trouble." Xu Duan said as if his company really had a board of directors.
"Oh, you are so troublesome. You can't do this or that. If you want me to say that we are the biggest, we should just grab it." Xu's mother was confused.
"It's so tiring for me to grab it all at once. I have to take care of everything so I don't want to be idle anymore. Besides, don't I just hire employees to let them work? If I do all the work, then I will do it." What do you want the staff to do? Is it mother?" Xu Duan said.
"That's right, that's right. To recruit employees, you have to let them work." When Xu Ma heard that they were asked to work, she immediately felt that this was very reasonable. What?right?
"Then you don't care about them, Xu Duan?" Xu's father said again when he saw that the conversation between Xu's mother and Xu Duan was over.
"What do you care about? Didn't you hear that other companies have arrangements for each carrot and the other? Don't they care about the employees they spent money on before? Isn't it just a waste of time?" Xu's mother immediately turned back to Xu's father. , Why do we need to recruit more people after we have spent all the money?right?If he wants to be a leader, why doesn't he go to heaven?
"Then don't care how the neighbors will meet in the future." Dad Xu said helplessly.
"I love how to meet and how to meet. I'm so embarrassed to borrow a few million. When our family's broken money is blown by the strong wind? Why didn't we see them so affectionate before when our family had no money? Just come in the morning The second child of Wu, when Duan Duan was not famous a few years ago, he said behind his back all day long that Duan Duan went to school and was a fool, and wanting to be famous was wishful thinking. I don’t know? Now it’s connected to our broken bones. Acknowledge him!" Xu Ma sneered, Xu Ma and Xu Duan's tempers are the same as the mother and son, their mouths are bad and narrow-minded, and anyone who says bad things about them will be recorded in a small book, don't think that after a few years they will be forgotten , No one can get away after turning over the small books.
After Xu's mother finished speaking, she turned her face to Xu's father and said: "And you, in the future, anyone will come to see Duan Duan at home. You see, I won't let you out. Our family is busy and we don't have time to see them!"
"Dei! I'm busy, I don't have time to see them!" Xu Juan echoed his mother with a doggy appearance when he heard the words.
"Sigh." Xu's father could only sigh when he saw that Xu Duan was working hand in hand with Xu's mother.
"Hey, by the way, Mom, how will you spend New Year's Eve tomorrow?" Xu Duan asked.
"How do you spend New Year's Eve? Isn't it the same every year?" Xu Ma heard that she looked strange. Isn't New Year's Eve the same every year?Why, have you thought about what flowers will come out?
"I mean Yinger's family, do you think Uncle Lin is not injured? Yinger usually has to go to the hospital to take care of Uncle Lin, so I don't think there is much preparation for the Chinese New Year. Why don't we take Uncle Lin over to spend time with our family? What do you think of this year?" Xu Duan said.
"Take it here?" Xu's mother looked at Xu Duan suspiciously when she heard the words, "You and Lao Lin's daughter?"
"It's okay, except for the job guarantee!" Xu Duan raised his hand to assure him.
"Then tell me why you have sex with that Han Bing? Why?" Mama Xu couldn't hold back after holding back for a few days and asked.
"The three views don't agree." Xu Duan said.
"Speak human!" Mama Xu stared.
"She likes gourd babies, and I like Transformers." Xu Duan said.
"Do you believe that I will hit you?" Xu Ma said, talking nonsense and becoming addicted.
"The main reason is that their family has too many rules, and I can't accept it." Xu Duan made up nonsense.
"Isn't there no one in their house? Are there any rules?" Xu Ma said, Xu Ma still understood the situation of Han Bing's parents gone.
"Her parents are gone, but you don't know, she has a relative who is an official, similar to her parents, I went to meet them before, there are rules for eating at home, rules for walking, even how to sit and talk It's all rules, I really can't stand it anymore." Xu Duan said.
"Is it that exaggerated?" Mama Xu looked suspicious.
"Have you seen big families in TV dramas with many rules? Their family is even more powerful than that." Xu Duan said.
"You really can't get along at all?" Mama Xu's unwilling appearance, Han Bing is quite aesthetic in Mama Xu's eyes, with big breasts and big buttocks, he is very fertile, and he is also good-looking.
"I can't get along at all." Xu Duan said.
"Okay, then I'll think of a way and get someone to introduce you to a few more." Xu Ma said.
Xu Juan almost died when he heard the words, and finally persuaded Xu Ma that he and Han Binghuang, whoever thought about it, Xu Ma planned to introduce him to someone again, so she had to say: "Mom, look How can I go on a blind date like this now, I will be the headline tomorrow after my blind date today!"
"Tsk, you are really troublesome." Xu's mother only remembered when she heard the words, this guy is going to explode in popularity now, and found that the business of arranging a blind date for Xu Duan couldn't go on, depressed, so she smacked her lips and said: "Why don't we stop being in the entertainment industry, since we've made a lot of money anyway, so let's quit the entertainment industry, okay? Mom will find someone to introduce you to a wife, a beautiful wife."
"Mom, do you want me to be better? I just started and you let me quit. Is there anyone like you?" Xu Duan said speechlessly. Xu's mother really hasn't changed for thousands of years. A daughter-in-law lives a shameless life.
"Aren't I doing this for your own good?" Xu Ma said.
"Okay, let's not talk about this for now, what do you think of taking Uncle Lin and his family over?" Xu Duan asked.
"Take it." Xu Ma agreed very simply.
"Huh?" Dad Xu was surprised when he heard the words, can you not be surprised?Ever since the incident happened when Xu Duan graduated from high school, Xu's mother had never met Lin Zhidong, and she never gave Lin Zhidong a good face when they met. She actually agreed to take them home for the New Year. I feel so miraculous.
"What are you talking about? Are you dissatisfied with me?" Mother Xu glanced at Father Xu upon hearing the sound.
"No, I'm just curious, just curious." Dad Xu said.
"What's there to be curious about? I feel sorry for the man surnamed Lin because he was injured and got that syndrome." Xu Ma said.
"So that's how it is. Wife, you really understand righteousness." Father Xu's desire to survive was very strong, and he said immediately after hearing this.
"Must!" Xu Ma nodded proudly, and after she finished speaking, she asked Xu Duan very curiously, "Hey Duan Duan, you have a good relationship with Yinger, do you know what's going on between his father and that foreign woman?" The look of gossip on his face is exactly the same as Xu Duan's heart of gossip at the beginning, and he really deserves to be a mother and son who are born in the same line.
"I guess there should be an affair." Seeing that his mother was so curious, Xu Duan immediately started gossiping with his mother.
"How do you say it?" Mama Xu was suddenly overwhelmed with curiosity, she leaned over and asked.
"According to my observation, Uncle Lin should have a good impression of that Sophia, and he doesn't reject Sophia at all, and when I went to see him that day, I found that Sophia usually feeds him." Xu Duan said.
"Hey, I'm so old and unrefined, I've grown to the point of feeding." Mama Xu grinned when she heard that.
"It's nothing to feed, mom, you don't even know, I found out from the side that Uncle Lin was injured in a tropical rainforest in Southeast Asia, and look, he has to lie on a hospital bed after returning to China for so long. The injury was so serious at that time, the situation must be worse, and he might not be able to walk on the ground. Uncle, he fell into a coma, maybe it was like a TV show, and the woman had to take off his clothes and hug him to warm him up, and even feed him mouth to mouth, it's all possible." Xu Duante said bloody .
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, I really didn't see it. The Lin surname is really an old man. He can do such a thing at such a long age." Xu Ma tsk tsk when her heart of gossip was satisfied.
Xu's father looked at Xu Duan and Xu's mother with black lines on his head, not to mention being speechless, Xu's mother is really strong in genes, Xu Duan's grandson is from appearance to temper to mouth. To a lesser extent, there is nothing genetic about Xu's mother, except that her gender is almost carved out of a mold. She is a pair of good friends, a wicked mother and son;
"What about Yinger? Did you start a fight with him? I heard that Sophia is younger than Yinger! Lao Lin is really good at it." Xu Ma thought for a while and found a new gossip angle.
"At that time, Ying Er wanted to scratch her, but I stopped her." Xu Duan said.
"Why are you stopping me?" Mother Xu asked.
"The main reason I stopped her was that Uncle Lin really needs someone to take care of her. Yinger is usually busy, so she can't stay with the family for a few days a year. And think about it, Uncle Lin suffers from traumatic syndrome, even though he never had it. , But what if you really get sick, what should you do? And haven’t you heard what the doctor said? Trauma syndrome can easily lead to depression. What if Uncle Lin is really depressed and no one cares about him, so what if he commits suicide? Depression The suicide rate is so high." Xu Duan said.
"Oh, my family has grown up, so it's always thoughtful!" Mother Xu praised immediately when she heard the words.
"The main reason is that you have good inheritance and good teaching, otherwise, I wouldn't have thought about it so much." Xu Duan immediately started bragging with Xu's mother when he heard his mother praise him so much.
"The main reason is that my family is smart and has a high comprehension ability. Otherwise, you will be like ordinary students, and your teaching will be in vain." Xu Ma said.
"That can't be done. My mother can teach students according to their aptitude." Xu Duan said, "No matter how stupid a student is, my mother can teach them in minutes."
Have you considered my feelings when you brag about each other so shamelessly?Xu's father watched Xu Duan and Xu's mother exchanging business with each other, looking speechless.
The [-]-word long chapter originally wanted to be divided into three changes, but after thinking about it, I don't need to separate the two into one, so please ask for a ticket.
(End of this chapter)
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