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Chapter 187 The Audience Is Exploding

"There is such an old couple among the immortals. One is called the Jade Emperor and the other is called the Queen Mother. One day at dinner, the Queen Mother asked the Jade Emperor, do you want something to eat?" The Jade Emperor said: "Let's eat noodles." ?? Boil, also called toppings in the south, and toppings in the north, the Jade Emperor thought for a while: Let’s fry the sauce; the Queen Mother nodded and went with the fried sauce, and the Jade Emperor leaned against the door to peel the garlic.” Xu Duan was serious. look.

The audience curled their lips when they heard the words. Most of these audiences were elderly, and they were not so easy to amused. Besides, they were prejudiced. It is really not so easy to eliminate the prejudice of adults, but there are also a few younger people who are more entertaining.

"Hey, what's the matter, you still speak in dialect, don't talk about it?"

"This is a habit brought about by talk shows, and the jokes don't fit in with this!" The audience is basically local in the capital. Xu Duan's talk show at the beginning had a very high ratings in the capital, and most of the audience knew Xu Duan , but they don't give much face, after all, they are not Xu Duan's fans.

"This dialect is quite funny."

"What's so cool about the Northeast dialect? It's still pretending to be serious."

"It's fun to be serious, and it's pretty good, just listen to a talk show with this."

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The audience gave some applause sparsely, but not too many people gave them a lot of face.

"The Jade Emperor put down the garlic." Xu Duan clapped his hands as if putting something down, and then covered his eyes with his hands to look out, "It's so bright, what's wrong with it? Call the heavenly soldiers and generals, and ask, and report: Southwest direction , is the mansion of Liu Tianjun; the Jade Emperor said: "Look, why?" After sending someone to see it, I found out that there was a colorful treasure tree in Liu Tianjun's house, and the Jade Emperor said: "Ah, I never thought that Liu Tianjun's house was still there." If you have this treasure, then you go and tell Liu Tianjun, can you give it to me? Tianbing went to ask, Liu Tianjun said that it is not possible, it is passed down from generation to generation in our family, and will be left to my son in the future; the Jade Emperor is very happy to bring the news back. Depressed, I thought: Then how can I become his son?"

A small half of the audience burst out laughing when they heard the words, and some of the others also kept their mouths tight and stopped talking, at least they didn't feel too disrespectful to Xu Duan, because they found that Xu Duan didn't seem to be just telling jokes, but was talking about story.

"There is such a rule in the myth that gods cannot easily make intentions, that is, they cannot have ideas. Once they have ideas, they must be implemented and must be done. Now that the Jade Emperor has an idea, it is tantamount to violating the rules of heaven. He Even if you are the Jade Emperor, you have to be Liu Tianjun's son!" Xu Duan explained.

The audience finally showed curiosity when they heard the words. When Xu Duan said the idea of ​​the Jade Emperor just now, they thought it was just an impromptu joke, but they didn't expect that there was a reason, and what Xu Duan said seemed to come and go. It made them curious, is it true that the Jade Emperor is going to be someone else's son?
"But after all, it is the Jade Emperor, who is in charge of the heavens. Wouldn't it be chaos if he lost the heavens? In the end, after the gods in the sky discussed it, they took out one of the three souls and seven souls of the Jade Emperor, and gave it to Liu Tianjun. The son went, so Liu Tianjun's wife gave birth to a fat boy named Liu Changsheng. After Liu Changsheng grew up, he made troubles in the Three Realms. The story was more complicated than "Journey to the West". It was called "Journey to the North". If you are interested You can go and find out, I won’t go into details here, let’s talk about it later, Liu Changsheng opened his heart, liver, intestines and lungs in order to practice, and his intestines became snakes, heart and lungs became turtles, and finally became The Emperor Zhenwu is enshrined in this Zhenwu Temple." Xu Duan said.

The audience was surprised when they heard the words, they always thought that Xu Duan was talking nonsense, and the co-author really had a source!

"I've heard of Journey to the North!"

"Is this really the case?"

"I thought he was talking nonsense!"

"Really, I've heard of Journey to the North. It's a very biased book. I didn't expect him to be linked together. I thought he would do talk shows like black people. This kid is quite talented. !"

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Elderly people like things that come and go and are well-founded. At least that can convince them. Now that Xu Duan said this, they immediately hooked their curiosity. Young people are curious. The heart is also full, and they are also hooked by Xu Duan's story. At this moment, the audience's emotions don't look like they came here specifically to criticize, and they finally become normal audiences.

"Why do you say this? I want everyone to understand the book. The more detailed it is, the more interesting it will be. Otherwise, people can buy a book and read it for themselves. Why waste time with you? It must be broken and smashed. This point is very important." Xu Duan explained slowly.

Only when the audience heard this did they fully understand. Co-authoring this article is not just about a case, but about a book.

"The beginning of this story also started from the Zhenwu Temple in the capital. It was very cold in late autumn. At two or three o'clock in the afternoon, a person came outside the Zhenwu Temple. He was in his thirties and under forty, and his clothes were slightly different. He looks thin, looks a bit cold, hugs his shoulders and shrinks his head, his shoes are all cracked, shrinks his neck and goes straight to Zhenwu Temple. Now it is outside Xizhimen, and now I see a good place in Xizhimen, but that is now. At that time, there are barren mountains and mountains outside Xizhimen, and the countryside outside the second ring road is all rural. You know, life is not very good." Xu Duan picks out some of Lao Guo's things that are not related to the plot of the story, after all, he is not Lao Guo, and he is not facing Fans full of enthusiasm like Guo Degang still have to focus on telling stories.

The audience was finally fascinated, and they all looked at Xu Duan with curious faces, and they no longer had the resentment-filled appearance when they entered the arena, just like children listening to a story.

"Ma San was doing well in his early years, and he had houses in the city, but he had a problem with gambling. The so-called long-term gambling without a winner, Ma San's downfall was inevitable. Later, he sold the house in the city and sold it. After that, there are two or three rooms outside Xizhimen, so I live there, and I can rest in a nest, which is better than sleeping on the street. So why is he going to the city today? There are no relatives in the city, although He has no relatives, but he has two brothers, the elder brother is named Jia, the elder brother is named Jia, the second is named Men, and some people say that there are others with the same surname. Seriously.

Pooh!The audience burst into laughter.

"Haha, this guy is so funny, Zhao Qiansun is bored hahaha!"

"I burst out laughing out of nowhere, no wonder the ratings were so high back then."

"That's right, how can this guy turn everything into a joke!"

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The audience at the scene were all smiling, and they all spontaneously applauded Xu Duan, so they didn't look a little angry.

At this time, Deputy Director Wang Zhou Qing and the others were also laughing, their brows were stretched, and they could see the situation of the audience clearly. When they entered the venue, they all looked resentful. They don't give face to the applause and don't care about it. They are also very worried. They are still thinking about what to do if there is no applause for the whole program. Alright, the audience applauded spontaneously, saying that Xu Duan is really good at it!Deputy Director Wang thought to himself.

"Ma San is looking for the two of them. Why is it? Seeing that it is more difficult to earn money in winter, I ask these two brothers to exchange the two money, buy something to sell, and have a good year. Otherwise, I am afraid that the winter will be difficult. This kind of mentality came from Uncle Jia’s house who came first, and when I asked my sister-in-law about drinking tea and playing chess with the old Taoist in Zhenwu Temple, I came to Zhenwu Temple.”

Xu Duan didn't even stumble, and the audience became more and more fascinated as they listened. They all stared blankly at Xu Duan, immersed in the story.

At this time, Deputy Director Wang and Zhou Qing followed behind were also dumbfounded. They thought that Xu Duan would have a general chat with him about the case, and then analyze and add some personal comments to it. That's what Li Wei did all the time, but who would have thought that guy would just make a case with a beginning and end and talk about it? Seeing the obsessed faces of the audience, the two of them were miraculous.

Not to mention the two of them, even the hosts who didn't walk away to watch were also stunned. They are different from Deputy Director Wang and Zhou Qing. How difficult is teleprompter live broadcasting, Xu Duan said it to him if he stumbled and didn't want to fight, and the premise was that he only knew that he was going to play 10 minutes in advance, and the most important thing was that those hosts didn't I've heard about the nine-headed case in this world, but I haven't seen it in novels. Could it be that he still talked about it on the spot?A group of hosts thought blankly.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt it made sense. Looking at Xu Duan, I was not shocked but terrified. This thing is too cruel, right?It's too scary to make up stories and tell them so lifelike and real!And without even stumbling, even if Wang Ming and He Yun came, it wouldn't be so scary, would it?A group of hosts were frightened by Xu Duan.

(End of this chapter)