The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment
Chapter 189
Chapter 189
Ke Lan cried secretly while watching the show, and Ke Lan is probably the only one who can watch a very happy show with tears streaming down his face.
During the show, Xu Duan and the audience at the show kept laughing.
At the same time, some people started to mention the strange case and talk about this show on the Internet. Most of them were fans of Xu Duan, and there were also many viewers who liked this art form.
"Look, everyone, the new show is off!"
"What program? I've always heard that there will be a program, but I haven't seen any promotion."
"That's right, I keep talking about doing a new show, but I haven't heard what kind of show it's going to be!"
"Strange cases and stories, go and see it, it's awesome!"
"Strange cases and strange stories? Isn't that an old show from Xinjingcheng? I have known Xinjingcheng since I went to Xinjingcheng. Are you joking upstairs?"
"Who's kidding you, really, it's amazing, addictive in 1 minute!"
"Really or not, did Xu Duan go to talk about strange cases?"
"Impossible, Xu Duan does that kind of show? That's not his style either."
"That's right, Xu Duan has never looked back on the road with comedians, strange cases and stories? It's suspicious."
"He's talking to that man, what he said is so awesome!"
"Is it really awesome? I'll go and see!"
"I am coming too!"
"Let's go together!"
……
In the program, Xu Duan talked all the way that Ma San and Uncle Jia entered the Zhenwu Hall.
"Come, come, let's pay homage to Emperor Zhenwu."
Turning to the main hall, he was kissing Emperor Zhenwu, with his hair covered and bare feet clenching formulas, holding a sword, with a snake coiled on one leg and a turtle on this foot.
Two people came in.
"Come three brothers, Master Zhenwu is here, what do you think?"
"Okay, okay, I think that with the protection of Emperor Zhenwu, I will definitely have a good life this year."
"Brother, what do you think? My brother will explain it to you. Have you seen the snake on his leg? Do you know what it is called? Snakes know when they drill holes. This means that whoever hurts knows."
"Ah, I know I know."
"Look at this foot stepping on a tortoise, do you know what it means? You don't dare to see people shrinking their heads to explain that they have no money. Then look at Emperor Zhenwu. He has no money to braid his hair, and he is barefoot and has no shoes. ah."
"I said that he is holding a sword..."
"It's whoever borrows money to fight with whomever."
At the scene of the show, the audience couldn't be happier, and they were full of resentment when they first entered the stage. They almost became Xu Duan's brainless fans.
"Haha, whoever borrows money is going to fight with someone! If you don't want to borrow money, just say so, and play so many tricks to pay back!"
"Boss Jia is too bad, he doesn't want to borrow money and doesn't tell anyone directly!"
"Yeah, it's just too bad."
……
"Brother, what you mean is you, me..."
"Brother, money is not a problem. Our buddies have lived a lot, what are three melons and two dates? 3000 taels and 5000 taels of silver are not a problem."
"I thank you."
"You wait for me to finish, but you have to be reasonable. You still have the account outside, right? You have no money to spend, but others still owe you? You have to ask for the account first, and after you ask for the account It’s not enough to say that there’s nothing else, my brother will add it to you because I love you, you can’t come up and stab me first, it doesn’t make sense.”
Xu Duan explained: "These two sentences seem to be reasonable, but in fact, Boss Jia is a treacherous and cunning person. Does anyone really owe Ma San a debt? Yes, who is it? It's the kowtowing second son, the second master of Tanzi Hutong, A few years ago, Ma San played money and sometimes had a lot of money. One day, the three brothers met together. The second child was short of money, so he asked the uncle to borrow money. The uncle does not borrow money for his profession. He talked about Ma Sanzhan Got up, and grabbed a handful of scattered silver: Second brother, take the flowers and go, he had them at the time, after a long time, I didn’t mention them, and Ma San also forgot, but Uncle Jia remembered them for him, so Talk about this today."
"He owes you money, right? Our second child, you go to him first, ask him to come over, and tell my brother the rest, right? It's too late to go to the city and find him quickly , don’t wait for a while and you won’t be able to get out of the city gate, you know, if you can’t get out of the city gate, there’s no place to live, isn’t it the small kang in our hut? You have to pay for the flower shop to live in the hotel, hurry up!”
"Hey, I'll go, I'll go." Xu Duan kept nodding his head imitating Ma San's dazed appearance, not to mention the image.
The audience burst into laughter on the spot.
"Hahaha, professional fool!"
"Professionals don't borrow money, haha!"
“Could not be more professional!”
"This image is so penetrating!"
……
Leaving the Zhenwu Temple, Ma San came to Tanzi Hutong around the corner, turned around, and went to the door to have a look, this boring man was sitting on the doorstep with his hands in his hands, looking at the sky, just looking at the sky, Ma San took two steps. Here we are.
"Second brother."
"Hey, brother, you're here." Xu Duan imitated the bored, lifeless and weak look on his face, and the audience burst into laughter again.
"I'm here, you're fine."
"Row."
"Good guy, you are sitting here at the door basking in the sun, the sun is almost setting, so what, I'm looking for you, brother."
"Ah, what's the matter?"
"That... I should slap me for saying this, brother, do you remember that you took some money from me a few years ago? Hehe, look brother, I'm a mess now, I'm wearing patched clothes, Nothing else, if you have a surplus, you can give it to your brother, I'm a bit embarrassed."
"Well, let me pay back the money?"
"Give it to your brother."
"It's not difficult for me to pay back the money. My family has a two-acre Artemisia garden. Waiting for the Artemisia to grow into trees, they are sliced into planks to make boats. The two states of Suzhou and Hangzhou have traveled for 5000 years, until the nails are bad. The wood is rotten and the nails hang on the road. Hang wool on the side and roll it into felt, and I will pay you back when I sell the felt!"
As soon as Xu Duan said this, the audience burst into laughter, regardless of whether they were in front of the TV or in the audience.
Especially the audience at the scene, all applauded loudly, and the applause was so enthusiastic.
"Uncle is a professional and doesn't borrow money, and second master is a professional and doesn't pay back haha!"
"The two brothers Ma San are absolutely perfect! One doesn't borrow money and the other doesn't pay back. They are a perfect match, haha!"
"Ma San is also unlucky, haha, there are such two brothers!"
"What is Xu Duan really doing? Why can he know everything?"
"That's right, he knows too much now!"
"No wonder he is so hot now, it's not unreasonable!"
"Yeah, it's awesome!"
"It's so awesome, ordinary people can't come just because of this sentence!"
……
At this moment, the hosts in Xinjingcheng and those who listened to the book in the back row were also shocked by Xu Duan, this host is really scary, you said you have a lot of stories in your head, yes, I recognize you as a writer!You don't even stumble during the live broadcast, it's done, I recognize your talent!But your mother, you still speak casually, it's too scary!Are you human after all?
"Ma San stood up: I'll go to your uncle, Erye, you are just playing with people, your family's two acres of artemisia grow into trees, slices into wrenches to make boats, Suzhou and Hangzhou will swim for 5000 years, I will wait That thing, if you don’t pay back the money, you just say you won’t pay it back, you shouldn’t be cursing people around the corner, brother.”
"Brother, brother, I have no choice but to do it."
"It's not this brother, I came all the way, I live outside Xizhimen, outside the city gate, you don't give me a drink when I come, and you don't ask me if I'm thirsty or hungry, just sit at the gate and come Three hundred Tang poems, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh, if you want to enter the house, you can go."
"it is good."
Ma San was startled by the push of the door, there were over a hundred people in the whole courtyard, all of them were full.
"Second master, what are you doing?"
"It's all account masters, who want to pay for it."
"Then why don't they go into the house?"
"There are fifty people in the house."
The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"Hahaha, this is a professional borrower!"
"Professionalism is beyond words!"
"Haha, Ma San will definitely not be able to get the money today!"
(End of this chapter)
Ke Lan cried secretly while watching the show, and Ke Lan is probably the only one who can watch a very happy show with tears streaming down his face.
During the show, Xu Duan and the audience at the show kept laughing.
At the same time, some people started to mention the strange case and talk about this show on the Internet. Most of them were fans of Xu Duan, and there were also many viewers who liked this art form.
"Look, everyone, the new show is off!"
"What program? I've always heard that there will be a program, but I haven't seen any promotion."
"That's right, I keep talking about doing a new show, but I haven't heard what kind of show it's going to be!"
"Strange cases and stories, go and see it, it's awesome!"
"Strange cases and strange stories? Isn't that an old show from Xinjingcheng? I have known Xinjingcheng since I went to Xinjingcheng. Are you joking upstairs?"
"Who's kidding you, really, it's amazing, addictive in 1 minute!"
"Really or not, did Xu Duan go to talk about strange cases?"
"Impossible, Xu Duan does that kind of show? That's not his style either."
"That's right, Xu Duan has never looked back on the road with comedians, strange cases and stories? It's suspicious."
"He's talking to that man, what he said is so awesome!"
"Is it really awesome? I'll go and see!"
"I am coming too!"
"Let's go together!"
……
In the program, Xu Duan talked all the way that Ma San and Uncle Jia entered the Zhenwu Hall.
"Come, come, let's pay homage to Emperor Zhenwu."
Turning to the main hall, he was kissing Emperor Zhenwu, with his hair covered and bare feet clenching formulas, holding a sword, with a snake coiled on one leg and a turtle on this foot.
Two people came in.
"Come three brothers, Master Zhenwu is here, what do you think?"
"Okay, okay, I think that with the protection of Emperor Zhenwu, I will definitely have a good life this year."
"Brother, what do you think? My brother will explain it to you. Have you seen the snake on his leg? Do you know what it is called? Snakes know when they drill holes. This means that whoever hurts knows."
"Ah, I know I know."
"Look at this foot stepping on a tortoise, do you know what it means? You don't dare to see people shrinking their heads to explain that they have no money. Then look at Emperor Zhenwu. He has no money to braid his hair, and he is barefoot and has no shoes. ah."
"I said that he is holding a sword..."
"It's whoever borrows money to fight with whomever."
At the scene of the show, the audience couldn't be happier, and they were full of resentment when they first entered the stage. They almost became Xu Duan's brainless fans.
"Haha, whoever borrows money is going to fight with someone! If you don't want to borrow money, just say so, and play so many tricks to pay back!"
"Boss Jia is too bad, he doesn't want to borrow money and doesn't tell anyone directly!"
"Yeah, it's just too bad."
……
"Brother, what you mean is you, me..."
"Brother, money is not a problem. Our buddies have lived a lot, what are three melons and two dates? 3000 taels and 5000 taels of silver are not a problem."
"I thank you."
"You wait for me to finish, but you have to be reasonable. You still have the account outside, right? You have no money to spend, but others still owe you? You have to ask for the account first, and after you ask for the account It’s not enough to say that there’s nothing else, my brother will add it to you because I love you, you can’t come up and stab me first, it doesn’t make sense.”
Xu Duan explained: "These two sentences seem to be reasonable, but in fact, Boss Jia is a treacherous and cunning person. Does anyone really owe Ma San a debt? Yes, who is it? It's the kowtowing second son, the second master of Tanzi Hutong, A few years ago, Ma San played money and sometimes had a lot of money. One day, the three brothers met together. The second child was short of money, so he asked the uncle to borrow money. The uncle does not borrow money for his profession. He talked about Ma Sanzhan Got up, and grabbed a handful of scattered silver: Second brother, take the flowers and go, he had them at the time, after a long time, I didn’t mention them, and Ma San also forgot, but Uncle Jia remembered them for him, so Talk about this today."
"He owes you money, right? Our second child, you go to him first, ask him to come over, and tell my brother the rest, right? It's too late to go to the city and find him quickly , don’t wait for a while and you won’t be able to get out of the city gate, you know, if you can’t get out of the city gate, there’s no place to live, isn’t it the small kang in our hut? You have to pay for the flower shop to live in the hotel, hurry up!”
"Hey, I'll go, I'll go." Xu Duan kept nodding his head imitating Ma San's dazed appearance, not to mention the image.
The audience burst into laughter on the spot.
"Hahaha, professional fool!"
"Professionals don't borrow money, haha!"
“Could not be more professional!”
"This image is so penetrating!"
……
Leaving the Zhenwu Temple, Ma San came to Tanzi Hutong around the corner, turned around, and went to the door to have a look, this boring man was sitting on the doorstep with his hands in his hands, looking at the sky, just looking at the sky, Ma San took two steps. Here we are.
"Second brother."
"Hey, brother, you're here." Xu Duan imitated the bored, lifeless and weak look on his face, and the audience burst into laughter again.
"I'm here, you're fine."
"Row."
"Good guy, you are sitting here at the door basking in the sun, the sun is almost setting, so what, I'm looking for you, brother."
"Ah, what's the matter?"
"That... I should slap me for saying this, brother, do you remember that you took some money from me a few years ago? Hehe, look brother, I'm a mess now, I'm wearing patched clothes, Nothing else, if you have a surplus, you can give it to your brother, I'm a bit embarrassed."
"Well, let me pay back the money?"
"Give it to your brother."
"It's not difficult for me to pay back the money. My family has a two-acre Artemisia garden. Waiting for the Artemisia to grow into trees, they are sliced into planks to make boats. The two states of Suzhou and Hangzhou have traveled for 5000 years, until the nails are bad. The wood is rotten and the nails hang on the road. Hang wool on the side and roll it into felt, and I will pay you back when I sell the felt!"
As soon as Xu Duan said this, the audience burst into laughter, regardless of whether they were in front of the TV or in the audience.
Especially the audience at the scene, all applauded loudly, and the applause was so enthusiastic.
"Uncle is a professional and doesn't borrow money, and second master is a professional and doesn't pay back haha!"
"The two brothers Ma San are absolutely perfect! One doesn't borrow money and the other doesn't pay back. They are a perfect match, haha!"
"Ma San is also unlucky, haha, there are such two brothers!"
"What is Xu Duan really doing? Why can he know everything?"
"That's right, he knows too much now!"
"No wonder he is so hot now, it's not unreasonable!"
"Yeah, it's awesome!"
"It's so awesome, ordinary people can't come just because of this sentence!"
……
At this moment, the hosts in Xinjingcheng and those who listened to the book in the back row were also shocked by Xu Duan, this host is really scary, you said you have a lot of stories in your head, yes, I recognize you as a writer!You don't even stumble during the live broadcast, it's done, I recognize your talent!But your mother, you still speak casually, it's too scary!Are you human after all?
"Ma San stood up: I'll go to your uncle, Erye, you are just playing with people, your family's two acres of artemisia grow into trees, slices into wrenches to make boats, Suzhou and Hangzhou will swim for 5000 years, I will wait That thing, if you don’t pay back the money, you just say you won’t pay it back, you shouldn’t be cursing people around the corner, brother.”
"Brother, brother, I have no choice but to do it."
"It's not this brother, I came all the way, I live outside Xizhimen, outside the city gate, you don't give me a drink when I come, and you don't ask me if I'm thirsty or hungry, just sit at the gate and come Three hundred Tang poems, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh, if you want to enter the house, you can go."
"it is good."
Ma San was startled by the push of the door, there were over a hundred people in the whole courtyard, all of them were full.
"Second master, what are you doing?"
"It's all account masters, who want to pay for it."
"Then why don't they go into the house?"
"There are fifty people in the house."
The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"Hahaha, this is a professional borrower!"
"Professionalism is beyond words!"
"Haha, Ma San will definitely not be able to get the money today!"
(End of this chapter)
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