Chapter 191 Chain Links

The star group at this time.

"Hey, is anyone watching Xu Duan's new show?" Xia Lan asked suddenly.

After a while, someone appeared. Liu Yun: "Xu Duan's new program? Is it available? I haven't seen any promotion."

"It's broadcasting, what are you all doing and don't care at all?" Xia Lan looked strange.

"I don't even have any publicity, but I just want to care about it, so where do I go?" Wang Ming also erupted.

"Xu Duan's fan club! Don't you know what Xu Duan does every minute?" Xia Lan said.

"Xu Duan's fan club..." Wang Ming was speechless.

"You are really free!" He Yun also froze to express her speechlessness.

Liu Yun was taken aback by Lei and said: "Does your manager know that you are so idle? It's a good thing you can figure it out by being an undercover agent to break up the fan club!"

"Xiao Lan, you don't really like Xu Duan, do you?" Ke Zhilun also erupted.

"Go, go, you unscrupulous old man, I'm always paying attention to the rising stars, so that I can take the lead when Xu Duan makes any big noises." Xia Lan said.

"It's so sinister." Liu Yun said with a sweaty appearance.

"It's too insidious." Wang Ming said.

"It's that simple." Ke Zhilun said.

"By the way, Xu Duan is also in this group, isn't it afraid that he will find out if you chat like this?" Xu Li erupted.

"Hey, he's live broadcasting strange cases and stories right now, so he doesn't have the time to go online." Xia Lan said as if everything was under control.

"Live broadcast? What's the situation?" Wang Ming is more sensitive to such things as live broadcast, after all, the host.

"That's right, why are you doing a live broadcast all of a sudden?" He Yun also asked.

"Who knows, anyway, I'm watching it, it looks very funny and scary." Xia Lan said.

"Funny and scary? Are you sure you didn't use the wrong word? These two are connected together?" Liu Yun asked.

"Why can't we get in touch? If you can't do it, it doesn't mean that others can't either." Xia Lan said.

"I don't understand how he can be both funny and scary as a host." Ke Zhilun said.

"I don't understand, let's go and see. You guys are fine at this point, aren't you?" Xia Lan said.

"Who is as idle as you, I still have to recite my lines." Liu Yun said speechlessly.

"The night scene on the set, wait for the film." Xu Li said.

"I'll take a look." As the host, Wang Ming still wanted to know how other people played, and he really cared about Xu Duan's actions. After all, Xinjing City is also a national signal, and there must be competition if they are both national signals.

"I'll go and have a look too." He Yun had the same meaning as Wang Ming.

"You guys are so free, there are activities tomorrow, I have to go to bed early today." Ke Zhilun said speechlessly.

in the program.

Xu Duan said: "Ma San boiled some water and wiped his face, took a sip of hot water, and put it away. When he came out here, it was just dawn, so he closed the door, and then went out to close the courtyard door. There is no need to lock it, and there is nothing to do. Steal, Ma San muttered to himself, what the hell is going on? It’s really scary.”

It's quite cold at the moment, it's just dawn in the morning, it's time for ghosts to bark their teeth, can it not be cold?Ma San came out along the path, walked up and down and came to the hanging dead body, took a closer look, the dead body was wearing a hat!Ma San was so frightened that he almost sat down on the ground.

"You...you went by yourself, right? Hey, tell the truth, are you still alive? Are you hanging here to rest?" Xu Duan imitated Ma San's frightened appearance, and the audience laughed loudly, "Oh, It's killing me, let me run."

Dangdangdang, Ma San was sweating all over from running, and stopped at Xizhimen, wiping his sweat while muttering: My God, ouch, I'm scared, I'm so scared!
After waiting for a while, the door opened, this came in, once you enter the city, you will be at ease, as soon as you see people, what are you doing with that small businessman, buddy, there are people on the street, so you can rest assured , my God, I have to hurry up and do something to earn money, where should I go?Zhuanta Hutong, here in Zhuanta Hutong, there are few people, because it is just dawn, ordinary residents are not up, there are pedestrians on the main road who are doing business, but the people in the alley are not up, when he comes in, there are one person, two people The man bumped into his arms, think about it, he hugged his shoulders and lowered his head in a daze,
The whole thing collided with each other, and the horse San who hit him shouted on the spot: Oh my God, you are so good, you almost fell me, have you learned it, you can grow on people, you are really good, you are so good.

Who hit him?A boy, what does this boy do?In the early years, there was no running water in the capital, and they all relied on water shops to deliver water. The water shops, Shandong people do a lot of work, basically they are monopolized by Shandong people, and they keep a lot of watermen. Some of the watermen push wooden carts, and some There are two barrels at the front and back of the shoulder pole, which are supplied all year round, so the water delivery has to be delivered in the morning. You can’t wait until you get up at [-] o’clock to get water. It’s too late, so the water must be delivered first in the morning.

The audience nodded and talked a lot after hearing the words.

"Hey, this guy knows so much, he can still learn knowledge by watching a show."

"That's right, this guy knows a lot. Anyone who doesn't study history knows these things."

"How does he know? Even the elderly don't know these things."

"Ghost knows, this guy is too demonic, and he is very professional in everything he does. I really don't know where he came from."

"It's scary, I don't know where he knows what he knows."

……

Xu Duan continued: "This little guy is like that, but the child is very hard. The child is not very old, he is sixteen, seventeen, or eighteen years old. He is carrying two buckets of water to deliver water to people in a daze. He didn't expect to bump into Ma San. The two of them Hitting it full of arms, I hurriedly grabbed the bucket for fear that the bucket of water would be spilled. I heard the right person scold the idle street: Hey, I learned how to grow on people, and I didn’t dare to pick on people. When I bumped into people, I lowered my head and missed it.

After Ma San bumped into him, he didn't say a word when he looked at the people: Hey, forget about getting up early in the morning and making a fuss, I didn't kill me now, let's go and find my second brother; he left.

The little guy is carrying water to the side of the road. There is a large courtyard. There are water tanks in the yard. On the shoulder, I held a nail in my hand, a big iron nail.

"Hey, the water is ready. It's for painting the road and giving money." Xu Duan imitated his Shandong accent vividly, and then explained: Giving money is giving cash, and painting a road is drawing orthographic characters, and it will be paid at the end of the month.

The little guy yelled three times that there was nothing wrong with the room, and he woke up immediately from his doze. He walked forward and pushed the door of the room. The guy is pushing the door, and it's not locked.

"Is grandma and uncle at home? Is uncle at home?"

No one said anything, the kid came in with a bucket, entered the room and stood in the middle, and put the bucket down.

"Master, why is Grandma awake? Grandma?"

There are curtains hanging in this room, which means that this is a bedroom. He knows this family, the couple lives, and the daughter-in-law is beautiful, as good-looking as she wants.

"Uncle is not at home? Grandma is not at home?"

The little guy ran to the bedroom here, stood at the door and raised his nose, huh, the room smells of incense powder, I know he is sleeping in this room, how old is this guy, seventeen or eighteen, people of this age , he also had that idea.

The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.

"Hahahaha, what kind of thought is that thought, hahaha."

"I pretended not to understand haha."

"This dialect is quite slippery, and it's quite similar to learning it."

"It's so similar, it's almost the same as the Shandong accent."

……

Xu Duan continued: "Is Grandma at home?"

As soon as the boy stretched out his hand, the two fingers held the door curtain open, and poked his head in. At this moment, it was five o'clock in the morning, and the outside was dimly lit, and he could see a person lying on the bed, but his head was covered by a quilt. The two legs are exposed, the boy looks at the pants and knows that this is a woman sleeping, but the upper body is covered with a quilt and the two legs are outside, the boy is standing here,
"Grandma, you are still sleeping, I brought you water, Grandma."

You remember this state, standing at the door and lifting the curtain, leaning halfway inside and talking to the poor: Is grandma still sleeping?
The audience couldn't help laughing when they heard Xu Duanhe's non-stop poverty.

"I'll go, how poor is this, haha!"

"Too poor, simply poor and cheap!"

"I guess I'm going to be beaten haha!"

"It's definitely going to be beaten, it's too poor!"

……

Xu Duan waited for the audience to quiet down and continued: "Behind him, a person appeared, with two hands holding a bloody head in the other!"

Just this one sentence shocked the audience on the spot.

"Let me go, I was shocked, why did you suddenly change to murder?"

"This heart of mine, this plot turns so fast!"

"Goosebumps all over my body!"

"Who isn't, look at my arm!" A buddy stretched out his arm for others to see.

……

Xu Duan continued: "The master is standing at the door: Grandma, you are sleeping, you are still sleeping, I will bring you water."

The man behind him looked at the boy, holding the two bloody heads, looked, looked down and saw two buckets, raised his hand, put one in a bucket for him, turned around, there was a towel, one was covered with a towel , stand here and look at him.

The master is still shouting: Grandma, I brought water.

The person behind him: Cough!
The little guy was frightened when he heard the cough, because someone came, suddenly, he was alone with him in a very quiet place, and suddenly there was someone behind him, instinctively speaking, he must have thought it was my uncle, he followed this peeping person The daughter-in-law is sleeping, panicking in her heart.

"I...this...I...send water...draw a road..." The little boy was flustered with indiscriminate words.

"Get out!" The man yelled so frightened that the little boy picked up his shoulder pole and ran away. He ran out with two barrels in a panic. He ran so fast that the rabbit was his grandson. The little boy's heart was beating wildly. He fled back to the water store, entered the water store and looked back to see that no one was chasing him, so he was relieved, threw the two buckets to the window base, and went back to sleep after stacking them casually. This is how people are. When I was scared and panicked, I didn't have the mood to check whether there was any problem in the bucket. I didn't even look at the bucket and threw it away, so I went back to the house to sleep.

(End of this chapter)

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