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Chapter 1912 Did you have sex with a hammer today?
Chapter 1912 Did you have sex with a hammer today?
"Anna, come here!" When the incident happened, Xu Duan was still coaxing the child at home, watching Anna running around with a toy, he suddenly thought of something and waved to Anna.
When Anna heard this, she immediately ran over with her short legs holding the bare Barbie doll she had taken off, threw herself into Xu Duan's arms and asked, "Mom!"
"Anna, can mom give you a new name?" Xu Duan asked while hugging Anna.
"Why did you choose a new name?" Anna asked curiously, holding the Barbie doll in one hand and wrapping her arms around Xu Duan's neck.
"Because you are your mother's Anna, so you naturally have to have a Chinese name after your mother's surname." Xu Duan said.
"Then Anna is also surnamed Xu?"
"Yes." Xu Duan nodded.
"Then what's Anna's name?" Anna asked happily after hearing the words.
"How about calling it Iron Hammer?" Xu Duan asked.
"Not good!" The girl Anna is very talented in Chinese, and she knew it was not a good name at the time, she shook her head angrily.
"How about a sledgehammer?" Xu Duan asked.
"not good!"
"Is that called the Second Hammer?"
"Mom!" Anna was furious.
"Shouldn't that be called Hammer?" Xu Duan asked.
"Mom! Anna doesn't like you anymore!" Anna exclaimed angrily, you fucked with a hammer today, right?There is no end to catching my daughter and cheating!
"Anna, you don't understand, the child has a humble name to support him." Xu Duan said with a serious face.
"Then Anna shouldn't be called Hammer!" Anna said angrily, so she is also six or seven years old, so she can always hear the words clearly. Whose child is called such a stupid name these days!
"Then what do you want to be called, Anna?" Xu Duan asked.
"Anna is going to call..." Anna was about to name herself when she heard Xu Duan's phone ring.
Seeing Xu Duan took out his mobile phone, he said to her: "Anna, let's go play first, and we will discuss what name to give Anna later." Then he put Anna on the ground.
"Anyway, Anna doesn't want to be called Hammer!" Anna got off the ground holding her Barbie doll and ran away. What the hell, she named her daughter Hammer!
Xu Juan waved his hand when he heard the words, let Anna play by herself, and then connected, and then said happily with a smile on his face: "Mom, miss me again?"
"Xu Duan, let me ask you, are you dating that Lin Ling? Just the one on the news!" Xu's mother ignored Xu Duan's joy when she heard the words, and asked straight to the point.
Xu Duan has been fighting wits and courage with Xu Ma all his life, and he knows Xu Ma very well, and he knew something was wrong when he heard the voice, so he hurriedly asked: "What's the matter, Mom? Why are you okay to ask this?"
"I'm just asking if you are?" Xu Ma didn't bother with Xu Duan at all.
"A little... right?" Xu Duan didn't know what happened to Xu Ma, and he didn't dare to speak too directly, so he tentatively asked ambiguously, wanting to see what happened to Xu Ma first.
"I don't care if you're a little bit or really good, I'll leave it to you, if you want to be nice to her, you won't have to go back to our house in the future, and you don't have to recognize me as a mother anymore." Xu's mother didn't care at all. After Xu Duan's temptation, Xu Duan was immediately convinced.
"What's the matter? Mom, have you seen her?" Xu Juan was puzzled when he heard the words, and thought that it shouldn't be. Lin Lingren is in New York at the moment. Besides, even if we really met, with Lin Ling's As smart as she is, even in a half-dream and half-awake state, she can't possibly annoy her mother, right?It's not something Lin Ling can do to make mom angry. What's going on?
"I didn't see her, but I saw her family!" Xu's mother was obviously really angry at the moment, and she didn't even talk to Xu Duan when she said a word.
As soon as Xu's mother said that Lin Ling's family members, Xu Duan, understood immediately, because Lin Ling's family members were so virtuous. The good show of reporting his own daughter refreshed Xu Duan's understanding of the word "relative" at that time, leaving a deep impression on Xu Duan.
He hurriedly said: "Mom, you misunderstood, Lin Ling has stopped dealing with their family, she..."
"I don't care what happens to her, so I'll leave the words here for you. If you still recognize me as your mother, you will have me without her!" Xu's mother didn't listen to Xu Duan's explanation at all, and directly gave Xu Duan an ultimatum.
"Their family members came to our house to look for you?" Xu Juan didn't dare to answer his mother's words after hearing the words. My mother is obviously angry at the moment. If you insist on coming with her, the appointment will not be fulfilled. Besides, My dear, the matter of anger is not something that can be explained in a reasonable way. I can only let my mother calm down before talking about it. She didn't agree directly, but changed the topic.
"Here we are." Mama Xu nodded.
"What did they do to you?" Xu Duan asked, it was obvious, if they hadn't messed with Xu's mother, they ordered Xu's mother to call Xu Duan directly and say that she would not accept someone who had never met The girl, and even said that there is me without her, so I will definitely be mad with anger.
"I chopped them out with a knife." Mama Xu said calmly.
"Then you and my dad weren't hurt, right?!" Xu Juan was shocked when he heard the words. He didn't expect the matter to develop to the point of using a knife at all, so he asked hastily.
"Your father went to Xu Cheng's house as a guest." Xu Ma said.
"Then did you get hurt?" Xu Juan was anxious when he heard the words. His mother was at home alone at the time of co-authoring?
"I'll let you know what to do. You can decide what to do." Xu Ma said slowly, "Okay, there's nothing else to do." After finishing speaking, she was probably afraid that Xu Duan would worry about her, so she added another sentence: "I'm fine, they didn't touch me." After finishing speaking, he hung up.
Xu's mother hung up the phone, Xu Duan was in a hurry, so he hurried home to call the staff.
After the phone rang for a long time, the staff member didn't answer it. It is estimated that the guy was drinking there. After the call, he was in a good mood and said to Xu Duan: "Xu Daxing, this New Year's Eve is to give me New Year's greetings Hey, that’s fine, let’s say goodbye, you’ve got to kowtow, slaps don’t count!”
"Something happened to my mother." Xu Duan said.
"Your mother... what?!" Yuanwai told Xu Duan in a casual manner, just waiting for Xu Duan's words to turn around in his head, then he was shocked, and said with a sober appearance: "Why don't I know? !"
"I'm asking you, why don't you know that something happened to my mother?" Xu Duan asked back, obviously Xu Duan was angry, because Xu Duan entrusted the safety of his family to outsiders before leaving the country, and now Xu Duan knew everything about his family when he was abroad, but the outsiders didn't know anything, so he was angry.
"No...I...not...what are you... okay, don't say anything, I will take someone to Auntie's house now!" Yuanwai was a little stunned by the sudden news, and all kinds of thoughts in his mind didn't know what to do. What did you say? On my last thought, what the hell are you talking about after all this has happened? Hurry up and see if there is anything wrong with you before you talk about it!
(End of this chapter)
"Anna, come here!" When the incident happened, Xu Duan was still coaxing the child at home, watching Anna running around with a toy, he suddenly thought of something and waved to Anna.
When Anna heard this, she immediately ran over with her short legs holding the bare Barbie doll she had taken off, threw herself into Xu Duan's arms and asked, "Mom!"
"Anna, can mom give you a new name?" Xu Duan asked while hugging Anna.
"Why did you choose a new name?" Anna asked curiously, holding the Barbie doll in one hand and wrapping her arms around Xu Duan's neck.
"Because you are your mother's Anna, so you naturally have to have a Chinese name after your mother's surname." Xu Duan said.
"Then Anna is also surnamed Xu?"
"Yes." Xu Duan nodded.
"Then what's Anna's name?" Anna asked happily after hearing the words.
"How about calling it Iron Hammer?" Xu Duan asked.
"Not good!" The girl Anna is very talented in Chinese, and she knew it was not a good name at the time, she shook her head angrily.
"How about a sledgehammer?" Xu Duan asked.
"not good!"
"Is that called the Second Hammer?"
"Mom!" Anna was furious.
"Shouldn't that be called Hammer?" Xu Duan asked.
"Mom! Anna doesn't like you anymore!" Anna exclaimed angrily, you fucked with a hammer today, right?There is no end to catching my daughter and cheating!
"Anna, you don't understand, the child has a humble name to support him." Xu Duan said with a serious face.
"Then Anna shouldn't be called Hammer!" Anna said angrily, so she is also six or seven years old, so she can always hear the words clearly. Whose child is called such a stupid name these days!
"Then what do you want to be called, Anna?" Xu Duan asked.
"Anna is going to call..." Anna was about to name herself when she heard Xu Duan's phone ring.
Seeing Xu Duan took out his mobile phone, he said to her: "Anna, let's go play first, and we will discuss what name to give Anna later." Then he put Anna on the ground.
"Anyway, Anna doesn't want to be called Hammer!" Anna got off the ground holding her Barbie doll and ran away. What the hell, she named her daughter Hammer!
Xu Juan waved his hand when he heard the words, let Anna play by herself, and then connected, and then said happily with a smile on his face: "Mom, miss me again?"
"Xu Duan, let me ask you, are you dating that Lin Ling? Just the one on the news!" Xu's mother ignored Xu Duan's joy when she heard the words, and asked straight to the point.
Xu Duan has been fighting wits and courage with Xu Ma all his life, and he knows Xu Ma very well, and he knew something was wrong when he heard the voice, so he hurriedly asked: "What's the matter, Mom? Why are you okay to ask this?"
"I'm just asking if you are?" Xu Ma didn't bother with Xu Duan at all.
"A little... right?" Xu Duan didn't know what happened to Xu Ma, and he didn't dare to speak too directly, so he tentatively asked ambiguously, wanting to see what happened to Xu Ma first.
"I don't care if you're a little bit or really good, I'll leave it to you, if you want to be nice to her, you won't have to go back to our house in the future, and you don't have to recognize me as a mother anymore." Xu's mother didn't care at all. After Xu Duan's temptation, Xu Duan was immediately convinced.
"What's the matter? Mom, have you seen her?" Xu Juan was puzzled when he heard the words, and thought that it shouldn't be. Lin Lingren is in New York at the moment. Besides, even if we really met, with Lin Ling's As smart as she is, even in a half-dream and half-awake state, she can't possibly annoy her mother, right?It's not something Lin Ling can do to make mom angry. What's going on?
"I didn't see her, but I saw her family!" Xu's mother was obviously really angry at the moment, and she didn't even talk to Xu Duan when she said a word.
As soon as Xu's mother said that Lin Ling's family members, Xu Duan, understood immediately, because Lin Ling's family members were so virtuous. The good show of reporting his own daughter refreshed Xu Duan's understanding of the word "relative" at that time, leaving a deep impression on Xu Duan.
He hurriedly said: "Mom, you misunderstood, Lin Ling has stopped dealing with their family, she..."
"I don't care what happens to her, so I'll leave the words here for you. If you still recognize me as your mother, you will have me without her!" Xu's mother didn't listen to Xu Duan's explanation at all, and directly gave Xu Duan an ultimatum.
"Their family members came to our house to look for you?" Xu Juan didn't dare to answer his mother's words after hearing the words. My mother is obviously angry at the moment. If you insist on coming with her, the appointment will not be fulfilled. Besides, My dear, the matter of anger is not something that can be explained in a reasonable way. I can only let my mother calm down before talking about it. She didn't agree directly, but changed the topic.
"Here we are." Mama Xu nodded.
"What did they do to you?" Xu Duan asked, it was obvious, if they hadn't messed with Xu's mother, they ordered Xu's mother to call Xu Duan directly and say that she would not accept someone who had never met The girl, and even said that there is me without her, so I will definitely be mad with anger.
"I chopped them out with a knife." Mama Xu said calmly.
"Then you and my dad weren't hurt, right?!" Xu Juan was shocked when he heard the words. He didn't expect the matter to develop to the point of using a knife at all, so he asked hastily.
"Your father went to Xu Cheng's house as a guest." Xu Ma said.
"Then did you get hurt?" Xu Juan was anxious when he heard the words. His mother was at home alone at the time of co-authoring?
"I'll let you know what to do. You can decide what to do." Xu Ma said slowly, "Okay, there's nothing else to do." After finishing speaking, she was probably afraid that Xu Duan would worry about her, so she added another sentence: "I'm fine, they didn't touch me." After finishing speaking, he hung up.
Xu's mother hung up the phone, Xu Duan was in a hurry, so he hurried home to call the staff.
After the phone rang for a long time, the staff member didn't answer it. It is estimated that the guy was drinking there. After the call, he was in a good mood and said to Xu Duan: "Xu Daxing, this New Year's Eve is to give me New Year's greetings Hey, that’s fine, let’s say goodbye, you’ve got to kowtow, slaps don’t count!”
"Something happened to my mother." Xu Duan said.
"Your mother... what?!" Yuanwai told Xu Duan in a casual manner, just waiting for Xu Duan's words to turn around in his head, then he was shocked, and said with a sober appearance: "Why don't I know? !"
"I'm asking you, why don't you know that something happened to my mother?" Xu Duan asked back, obviously Xu Duan was angry, because Xu Duan entrusted the safety of his family to outsiders before leaving the country, and now Xu Duan knew everything about his family when he was abroad, but the outsiders didn't know anything, so he was angry.
"No...I...not...what are you... okay, don't say anything, I will take someone to Auntie's house now!" Yuanwai was a little stunned by the sudden news, and all kinds of thoughts in his mind didn't know what to do. What did you say? On my last thought, what the hell are you talking about after all this has happened? Hurry up and see if there is anything wrong with you before you talk about it!
(End of this chapter)
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