The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 2
Cooperating with me is a thief in your eyes?Xu Juan was annoyed when he heard this. If it was someone else, with his wicked and smoky mouth, he would definitely scold him for being unable to take care of himself, but the other party was his relative, so he had no choice but to patiently say: "I really didn't see it, Aunt Tang, are you Didn’t I forget where I put it?”

"Where did I forget to put it? I remember that I put it in the living room, did I remember wrongly?" Aunt Tang looked at Xu Duan with some doubts, as if she wanted to see some clues from Xu Duan's expression.

"How much money is in the bag that made you so anxious?" Xu Cheng casually glanced at Xu Duan and asked.

"It's more than 20 yuan. The bank closed too late yesterday and I took the money home. It was supposed to be distributed yesterday. It's good, it's gone." Aunt Tang still looked a little untrustworthy, and kept looking up and down. Xu Duan.

Xu Chengxiang looked at Xu Duan as if thinking of something and asked, "Hey? Duan Duan, I vaguely heard what you said in the room to post just now? What's going on?"

I'm going to go, I'm just like this with the thief?I have the word thief engraved on my forehead?Xu Duan saw that Xu Cheng looked like a thief, but Xu Cheng was an elder after all, and he didn't say that he was a thief, so he could only hold back his anger and said: "I saw a joke on the Internet, It’s very interesting, so I just sighed.”

"I don't hear your tone sound like a sigh. You seem to be quite proud. If you took it, you can return it to Aunt Tang. It's not our family's stuff. Your Aunt Tang is still in a hurry to go to work." Xu Cheng seemed to be After deciding that the thing is the same as what Xu Duan took, his tone was very firm.

"You really took it, Xu Duan? This auntie has to blame you. If you are short of money, tell Auntie Tang. If you have too much, Auntie Tang still has some pocket money. Why don't you just steal it?" This is so bad, please return the bag to Aunt Tang." After hearing Xu Cheng's words, Aunt Tang immediately changed from doubt to confirmation.

I @#￥%&*, you guys are endless, I didn’t say anything, how did I become a thief?What's the matter with you two singing together like I don't know how to swear?Xu Duan really wanted to show off his nine-level curse skills, but the two people opposite him were elders, and Xu Cheng and his father were cousins ​​of a grandfather, so there was really no way to swear, but at this moment Xu Duan could only swear. There was really nothing to say, so I stood there with a stomach full of anger and watched the two of them not talking.

Seeing that Xu Duan didn't speak, Xu Cheng thought that Xu Duan was acquiescing, so he educated Xu Duan earnestly and earnestly: "Duan Duan, I know that you are a little tight recently, but no matter how tight you are, you can't steal money from the family. This is wrong. If this happened to someone else's house, they can call the police and arrest you, so don't do this in the future." Xu Cheng was still thinking about how to call Xu Duan's parents at night to educate Xu Duan. Be your own home?
Aunt Tang also continued to educate Xu Duan: "Yes, Xu Duan, you can't do this. After you are always like this, who will dare to let you into the house? Fortunately, I asked you first. If you make a fuss to the police, you will be fine." Well, if you are sentenced to another few years, what do you think you will do when you are young?"

As Xu Cheng said, he and Aunt Tang looked at each other, and both of them saw a trace of annoyed decision in each other's eyes, they were determined not to let Xu Duan live in their house anymore, this time they were discovered in time, but what about the future?Who knows if he will do this kind of thing again in the future, none of the poor relatives from the family have clean hands and feet, and the one who even put the toothbrush and toothpaste in the bag last time, all of them are so worthless.

Okay, okay, you are really my relatives, is there anyone like you?I became a thief in your eyes without saying anything, you guys are really good at it!Xu Duan was so angry that he walked to the door of his room in two steps, and pushed the door open, "I haven't been out since I came back yesterday. If you don't believe me, you can adjust the surveillance in the community. All my things are in the room. Inside, go find it yourself, find it and I will go to the police station to surrender myself!"

When Xu Cheng saw Xu Duan open the door, he thought that Xu Duan admitted to stealing the money and was going to hand it over, but he didn't expect Xu Duan to say that. In this way, he has decided that Xu Duan must have taken the money, otherwise why did Xu Duan say that he was going to pay it for no reason?That smug voice sounded like a smug laugh after stealing money!

Tang's aunt was in a hurry, and immediately became angry when she heard the words, "Xu Duan, why are you talking like that? You have lived and boarded in our house for so long and I haven't said anything to your uncle, and I haven't asked you for a penny of rent. What do you say? What do you mean? What if we still owe you? "

Xu Duan couldn't hold back his anger at the moment, and said stiffly: "That's what I mean, I didn't take the money, so if you have the ability, search it!"

"Search and search!" Aunt Tang was furious, and immediately went into Xu Duan's room and searched for it.

"Hey, what are you guys doing? Why did you find it? Duan Duan is from my own family. How could you do this?" Xu Cheng was tactful, and hurried into the room and stretched out his hands to pretend to stop Aunt Tang from searching Xu Duan's room, but Aunt Tang did not She shook him away with a flick of her hand, and she threw the plopping Xuduan all over the floor.

Guitars, suitcases, sheet music, clothes all over the floor...

"What are you doing, Duanduan, come and help me stop your aunt Tang, she is crazy." Xu Cheng called Xu Duan as if he couldn't stop Aunt Tang, but Xu Duan was indifferent.

Don't you want to search?Search, search hard!Xu Duan is on fire right now, being treated as a thief by his own relatives would be annoyed to anyone.

Aunt Tang rummaged quickly but searched very carefully. She rummaged through the things in Xu Duan's suitcase all over the floor, not letting go of any corners. She even lay down on the floor and looked under the bed herself. nothing.

how come?Have you forgotten where?Aunt Tang looked at Xu Cheng with doubts in her heart, and found that Xu Cheng was also very puzzled. In their opinion, the money should be in Xu Duan's room, but why can't they find it?
Where is he hiding?Xu Cheng decided in his heart that Xu Duan must have taken the money. Although Aunt Tang couldn't find it after searching, his eyes kept wandering around Xu Duan's room, and he inadvertently saw the big screen that Xu Duan placed on the computer desk. The phone suddenly lit up.

"Hey, Xu Duan, when did you change your phone? This phone is pretty cool, isn't it worth a lot of money?" Xu Xiang seemed to have found some physical evidence, and took two steps over to take Xu Duan's big-screen phone in his hand. Here, the mobile phone is very fashionable, and it looks very valuable. It is obviously not something that poor three generations can afford.

"Xu Duan, don't you have no money? Where did you get the money to buy a new phone?" Aunt Tang asked immediately when she saw the phone.

"What are you talking about? It's not illegal to buy a mobile phone. You can spend the money in your pocket as you like?" Xu Cheng played with Xu Duan's mobile phone with something to say.

"He said yesterday that he had no money and had to find a way to earn some money..." Aunt Tang couldn't hide her temper in a hurry.

"Yesterday was yesterday and today is today. Why do you always look at people with old eyes, don't you? Duan Duan." Xu Cheng's words sounded soft, but there were needles hidden in the cotton, and it didn't sound so pleasant to the ears.

I'll go, you guys are endless, right?After the search is over, it's not over yet. I've got a mobile phone and it's already a crime in your eyes. Anyway, I still look like a thief in your eyes, right?Xu Duan was really furious when he heard what the two said, but let alone, Xu Duan really couldn't explain the origin of the phone. It suddenly appeared by his bedside and told them that it was given by the lamp god. They also have to believe it. It is unrealistic to say that what they bought is unrealistic. The money in their pockets plus one yuan is only about a thousand yuan. Xu Cheng also knows this, and there is no better way to explain it for a while. The history of mobile phones.

Seeing Xu Duan's silence, Xu Cheng and Aunt Tang seemed to have grasped something, especially Aunt Tang, who suddenly spoke even worse.

"Xu Duan, why are you like this? You eat at our house and live in our house. We didn't say a word. We entertained you with delicious food and drink. What are you doing with my company's money? How did your parents educate you?" You, how can we believe that you dare to let you live at home after you are like this?" Aunt Tang spoke urgently and quickly, scolding Xu Duan all over her face.

"Hey, it's over. Duanduan is also a little tight recently, so I didn't control myself for a while. They are all from my own family. What's the big deal? Just find the money. Why do you say it's so ugly? Duanduan, your auntie is a An outspoken person, don’t take it to your heart if you say something inappropriate, we are all from our own family, if you are short of money, tell your uncle, as long as you open your mouth with your uncle, if you have too much money, you may not be able to get it out , Three thousand and five thousand will not let you open your mouth for nothing, you see that your aunt is also in a hurry to go to work, why don't you return the money to your aunt first, and let her go to the company to pay the wages to the employees? "Xu Cheng's speech has always been so smooth.

Okay, you guys can do it, I didn't say a word and you accused me of being a thief, because I have no money, if I want to have money, I have to exchange it for steel coins and smash you two so you can't take care of yourself!Xu Duan was furious at Xu Cheng's anger, "I'll say it again, I didn't take your money, this phone is mine, yes, but I didn't take your money, if you don't believe me, call the police and let the police check it out. !"

"Xu Duan, you..." Aunt Tang was furious when she heard that, she opened her mouth to scold Xu Duan for being ungrateful, but was interrupted by Xu Cheng.

Xu Cheng frowned when he heard this. In his opinion, he had already given Xu Duan all the face he could. Xu Duan was so ignorant of flattery that he was shameless. He was also a little annoyed, and his words were not so good Yuan Rong said, "Duan Duan, it's meaningless if you say that."

interesting!I think this is so fucking interesting!Xu Duan sneered in his heart, "I think it's very interesting!"

"What are you talking to him about, call the police!" Aunt Tang was outraged, and in her opinion, Xu Duan was a wolf-hearted and shameless person.

This time Xu Cheng didn't stop him, after all, it was more than 20 yuan, and he couldn't bear it.

Woohoo!Woohoo!
When the three of them were arguing, there was a sudden sound of a puppy biting something in the living room. It was a little white Jingba raised by Xu Cheng's family, named Xiaobai, who loved to bite things, especially slippers. It sounded like it was biting something again.

"This dead Xiaobai is an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf who bites his slippers!" Aunt Tang cursed at Sang and Huai when she heard Xiaobai's biting voice.

"It's all out of habit." Xu Cheng sighed with something in his words.

While the two were talking, they saw Xiaobai appearing in front of the three of them with a green satchel strap in his mouth. He pouted his buttocks and retreated while biting the shoulder strap while shaking his head. Behind the shoulder strap was a A bulging green satchel, the satchel is very delicate, emerald color, women's style, it looks like a famous brand at first glance, it is very strong, the slender shoulder strap Xiaobai can't bite it off for a long time.

The brand new red banknotes wrapped in oiled paper in a corner of the green bag showed their heads, bright red and very attractive, and some of the faces were bitten by Xiao Bai.

The three of them saw the scene in the living room outside the door at the same time, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became very delicate.

When Xu Cheng and Aunt Tang saw the green bag that Xiaobai was dragging, their faces became very embarrassed, and their faces turned green and red, especially Aunt Tang, who was holding a pink mobile phone in her hand, 110 She had already pressed the three numbers, and she was just about to dial the number, when she suddenly saw the money she was looking for appearing in front of her, her pale face turned as red as an apple.

Xu Cheng's expression was also quite embarrassing. He said so many unreasonable things just now. Now that he thinks about it, he really can't face Xu Duan. There are bursts of burning pain on his face, as if he was slapped by someone .

What a treat, Xiaobai!Xu Duan looked at Xiaobai who was pulling back and biting the green shoulder strap, a sneering smile appeared on the corner of his lips, he sighed with a chuckle, "It's all because of getting used to it." He bowed his head and began to tidy up his clothes. Luggage, pack loose clothes in the suitcase.

Xu Duan's chuckle was not loud, but it was so piercing to Xu Cheng and Aunt Tang's ears, especially Xu Duan's exclamation, which was exactly what Xu Cheng said about Xu Duan. When Xu Duan came back, it felt like a real slap had been slapped on their faces, making them extremely embarrassed.

It was Xu Cheng who recovered first, "Why don't you go and see how much Xiaobai has bitten, and if there is any money left!" After speaking, he looked down at his phone, as if he was telling Aunt Tang that Xu Duan didn't take the bag. Take it away, but that doesn't mean Xu Duan didn't take money from it!
Aunt Tang ran to Xiaobai as if she had received some important military order, took the bag from Xiaobai's mouth, and carefully counted the banknotes inside. They are bundled together, one bundle is 20 yuan, a total of four bundles is a bit more, Mrs. Tang is worthy of being an accountant for many years, her fingers counting money are fast, and she counted more than [-] yuan in a few minutes, which is almost comparable to a money counter .

"How is it? Is it less?" Hearing Xu Cheng's expectant voice, I'm afraid he really wished for a part of the money to be lost, so that he wouldn't have to be so embarrassed. After all, they wronged Xu Duan first. If the money is not less, today They were ashamed of themselves.

Aunt Tang shook her head after checking.

"Look carefully, have you forgotten something?" Xu Cheng looked a little in disbelief.

Aunt Tang is a professional accountant, and she has never made a mistake in this. After one click, she can basically confirm that the money is not short, but she is also a little reconciled to the fact that the money is not short. He suddenly lost such a big face in front of Xu Duan, but he really couldn't hold back his face, broke the previous rule of only ordering once, and ordered three more times in a daze, but the final result was that he didn't lose a penny.

Immediately, the two became even more embarrassed, and looked at each other with a disgusted look like eating flies.

"Uncle Tang, I'm leaving." Xu Duan packed his luggage, put his guitar on his back, and prepared to go out. No matter what, it was impossible for him to live here any longer.

(End of this chapter)