The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment
Chapter 298 What the fuck is this doing?
Chapter 298 What the fuck is this doing?
When Xu Duan heard the protest from the Australian team that he was a professional player, he almost spewed out his mouthful of blood. What the hell, he is already a professional player. How do you know that he is a professional player?Dude real star ok?
"Haha, I'm about to cry. They said that Duan Duan is a professional player!" Wei Ling, who was drinking water after the timeout, sprayed Chen Nan in front of him on the spot. If Xu Duan was a professional player, everyone would be a fucking professional player. Oh, that guy didn't even know the rules of the basketball court a month ago, how did you know he was a professional player?
"I'll go, there's no one to protest!" Qin Feng looked speechless.
"It's speechless!" Ke Zhilun said.
After Xu Duan heard the translation, he said confidently: "Go, tell them what I do, tell them that I am a singer, a host, an actor, a writer, a screenwriter, and a planner, um, By the way, if they get into any trouble in the Republic and want to file a lawsuit, they can also come to consult me, and if the price is right, I don’t mind taking a lawyer’s license exam for them!”
When the translator heard Xu Duan's words, his head was full of black lines, and he said to himself that you are not too tired. With so many occupations, you are not afraid of being exhausted. Because the translator is a Chinese, he naturally understands Xu Duan, and Xu Duan didn't say anything I thought it was too much, but I kept complaining in my heart, but after he accompanied Wu Jianyang to Australia to explain, it can be regarded as frightening the people in Australia.
The people in Australia listened to the interpreter and said: "The player you are protesting against is called Xu Duan. He is very famous in our country. Well, he was born as a singer. He is very good at singing. Now he is a host. He wrote and acted in a hit web drama, so he is also an actor, screenwriter and planner. At the same time, he is also a writer. He once wrote two phenomenal martial arts novels, which were all the rage. Well, he is also proficient in legal matters, he said If you need to consult him, if you don’t believe me, you can search online, there are many of his resumes online, what I’m talking about is not particularly comprehensive, there are more detailed introductions online.”
puff!
It is said in Australia that the whole mother vomited blood, what the hell?Are you saying that what you said is incomplete?Say one more thing, believe it or not, I will kill you?How comprehensive do you want to be?Is this fucking person you are talking about?This mother was born just to grab a job, right?How many fucking jobs did you steal? This is it?What the hell is this doing? Is there such an exaggeration?
One counts as one, the stars of the Australian star team look at Xu Duanquan like a monster, what the hell is this monster?There are so many fucking industries here, right?And I heard that they seem to be very professional in everything they do. Nima, this basketball is also professional. Are you still letting people live?
"Why don't we call the police!" William said dumbfounded, "This job grabber doesn't leave a way for people to survive!"
"Call the police, we want to call the police!" Daniel also said.
"It's scary, how many industries has he worked in?" Thomas said.
"I don't know. It's estimated to be more than ten, and I heard that they all look very professional, which is too scary!" Matthews said.
"Then it's impossible to play, how can he play so professionally?" Luke said.
……
The audience in front of the camera burst out laughing when they saw this scene, and the barrage was extremely joyous in an instant.
"Wahhaha, this group of crooked nuts are scared to pee by the number of Xu Duan grabbing jobs, have you seen it!"
"Haha, it's so joyful, you see Xavier's jaw almost fell to the ground, haha!"
"Speaking of which, I suddenly feel that Xu Duan has so many professions to use to scare the nuts. Is there any joy?"
"It's so joyful, haha!"
"Hahahaha, I suddenly found out that my fans are broken, and I can be protested even if I play basketball, haha!"
"Who said it wasn't, it was actually protested after playing a match, haha, it's so gratifying!"
"It's the first time in the world, haha!"
"Haha, it's just too funny!"
……
Countless people watched this scene with all kinds of joy, but foreign netizens who saw this scene were frightened, especially after hearing that the commentary translated the words into their own languages at the same time as Na, they were dumbfounded.
"Oh, Maika, who is this? Isn't he too powerful?"
"Is this the Terminator sent by God? Isn't it scary?"
"Professional job grabbers, God!"
"God, take that guy away, he's horrible!"
"Oh, Almighty God, take that guy away, he's pretending to be human!"
……
The majority of foreign netizens are Australian netizens. It’s so obvious that Australian stars’ games must be followed by their own fans. Most people really don’t pay much attention to such games, after all, they are not professional-level games.
After such an episode, the game continued.
But after experiencing the scene of the protest, the Australian substitutes felt a little trembling when they played against Xu Duan and the others, because there was a guy in that team who was too scary. No dead corners were used to mark the entire field. Anyway, no matter where Xu Duan appeared on the field, as long as the ball was not in the hands of his own team members, someone must be around him to mark him, to death!
When Xu Duan saw that this was not a problem, he immediately ran around the field, making the audience feel overjoyed, because he had never seen such a competition, Nima, are you here for a race?
"Haha, I'm going to pee laughing!"
"I'm going to pee laughing too, look at that sneaky Xu Duan!"
"By the way, that bastard Xu Duan is also full of energy, that crooked nut is almost exhausted and paralyzed, have you seen that?"
"Haha, that John is so tired and crying, his tongue is sticking out haha!"
"I'll go, you look at that bastard Xu Duan, he's still fucking molesting John, he's ruined!"
……
John is really going to be tired and crying, Nima, I have never seen such a difficult game. Speaking of which, what kind of fucking game is this? Why is it man-to-man and full-court staring? By the way, can you be quiet? Yes, you are not tired of running around all over the place, are you?You're still making faces for me, damn your sister, if you make faces again, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death?Panting, John followed Xu Duan and ran all over the field, not to mention how tired he was. He almost jumped up when he saw Xu Duan turning around and making faces at him. What kind of thing is this guy?How can you run like this?won't he be tired
Just kidding, who wouldn't be tired from running around all over the field, Xu Duan was also sweating profusely from fatigue, but there was no way, that bastard John was staring too closely, he had no chance if he didn't get rid of him Catch and shoot.
Finally, John's speed became slower and slower, and he could no longer keep up with Xu Duan's speed. Relatively speaking, Xu Duan's endurance is still much better than John's. After all, he has been practicing Chinese martial arts since he was a child, and John is just a Although the entertainment star looks quite strong, he doesn't have such good stamina as Xu Duan.
Seeing that John couldn't bear it anymore, Xu Duan slid out and ran to the second half. He received a pass from Li Xin and made a three-pointer. Bang, the basketball hit the net!
John almost cried when he saw Xu Duanjin, is this a fucking animal?Are you wearing such a fierce one?I just stopped and you caught the ball and threw it in. Isn't this too scary?Don't they all say that the Chinese people's physique is not good?Why the fuck is it that I can't do it in front of him?
John was so tired that he couldn't keep up with Xu Duan's footsteps anymore. Suddenly, the star team seemed to become a five-on-four scene. The score became 35:25, chasing points and chasing is called a fast one.
The Australian coach saw that John couldn't handle Xu Duan and hurriedly suspended the substitution. However, according to the level of shooting guards of the Australian team, Luke is in the first echelon, and John is in the second echelon. He replaced this guy named Jamie. It's the third echelon, not even the third echelon, because the Australian team didn't expect that their players couldn't handle the Republic star team at all. They were full of confidence to grab points from the Republic star team. Yes, in the end, who would have thought that their shooting guard was blown up before the end of the first quarter. Oh, it should be said that they were exhausted, so they had to replace Jamie from the third tier who was used to make up the numbers. After a while, if he wants to push the starting lineup now, how will he play in the next game? After all, these are entertainment stars, not professional athletes. Those who don't have so much energy will be exhausted. I really don't need to call anymore.
(End of this chapter)
When Xu Duan heard the protest from the Australian team that he was a professional player, he almost spewed out his mouthful of blood. What the hell, he is already a professional player. How do you know that he is a professional player?Dude real star ok?
"Haha, I'm about to cry. They said that Duan Duan is a professional player!" Wei Ling, who was drinking water after the timeout, sprayed Chen Nan in front of him on the spot. If Xu Duan was a professional player, everyone would be a fucking professional player. Oh, that guy didn't even know the rules of the basketball court a month ago, how did you know he was a professional player?
"I'll go, there's no one to protest!" Qin Feng looked speechless.
"It's speechless!" Ke Zhilun said.
After Xu Duan heard the translation, he said confidently: "Go, tell them what I do, tell them that I am a singer, a host, an actor, a writer, a screenwriter, and a planner, um, By the way, if they get into any trouble in the Republic and want to file a lawsuit, they can also come to consult me, and if the price is right, I don’t mind taking a lawyer’s license exam for them!”
When the translator heard Xu Duan's words, his head was full of black lines, and he said to himself that you are not too tired. With so many occupations, you are not afraid of being exhausted. Because the translator is a Chinese, he naturally understands Xu Duan, and Xu Duan didn't say anything I thought it was too much, but I kept complaining in my heart, but after he accompanied Wu Jianyang to Australia to explain, it can be regarded as frightening the people in Australia.
The people in Australia listened to the interpreter and said: "The player you are protesting against is called Xu Duan. He is very famous in our country. Well, he was born as a singer. He is very good at singing. Now he is a host. He wrote and acted in a hit web drama, so he is also an actor, screenwriter and planner. At the same time, he is also a writer. He once wrote two phenomenal martial arts novels, which were all the rage. Well, he is also proficient in legal matters, he said If you need to consult him, if you don’t believe me, you can search online, there are many of his resumes online, what I’m talking about is not particularly comprehensive, there are more detailed introductions online.”
puff!
It is said in Australia that the whole mother vomited blood, what the hell?Are you saying that what you said is incomplete?Say one more thing, believe it or not, I will kill you?How comprehensive do you want to be?Is this fucking person you are talking about?This mother was born just to grab a job, right?How many fucking jobs did you steal? This is it?What the hell is this doing? Is there such an exaggeration?
One counts as one, the stars of the Australian star team look at Xu Duanquan like a monster, what the hell is this monster?There are so many fucking industries here, right?And I heard that they seem to be very professional in everything they do. Nima, this basketball is also professional. Are you still letting people live?
"Why don't we call the police!" William said dumbfounded, "This job grabber doesn't leave a way for people to survive!"
"Call the police, we want to call the police!" Daniel also said.
"It's scary, how many industries has he worked in?" Thomas said.
"I don't know. It's estimated to be more than ten, and I heard that they all look very professional, which is too scary!" Matthews said.
"Then it's impossible to play, how can he play so professionally?" Luke said.
……
The audience in front of the camera burst out laughing when they saw this scene, and the barrage was extremely joyous in an instant.
"Wahhaha, this group of crooked nuts are scared to pee by the number of Xu Duan grabbing jobs, have you seen it!"
"Haha, it's so joyful, you see Xavier's jaw almost fell to the ground, haha!"
"Speaking of which, I suddenly feel that Xu Duan has so many professions to use to scare the nuts. Is there any joy?"
"It's so joyful, haha!"
"Hahahaha, I suddenly found out that my fans are broken, and I can be protested even if I play basketball, haha!"
"Who said it wasn't, it was actually protested after playing a match, haha, it's so gratifying!"
"It's the first time in the world, haha!"
"Haha, it's just too funny!"
……
Countless people watched this scene with all kinds of joy, but foreign netizens who saw this scene were frightened, especially after hearing that the commentary translated the words into their own languages at the same time as Na, they were dumbfounded.
"Oh, Maika, who is this? Isn't he too powerful?"
"Is this the Terminator sent by God? Isn't it scary?"
"Professional job grabbers, God!"
"God, take that guy away, he's horrible!"
"Oh, Almighty God, take that guy away, he's pretending to be human!"
……
The majority of foreign netizens are Australian netizens. It’s so obvious that Australian stars’ games must be followed by their own fans. Most people really don’t pay much attention to such games, after all, they are not professional-level games.
After such an episode, the game continued.
But after experiencing the scene of the protest, the Australian substitutes felt a little trembling when they played against Xu Duan and the others, because there was a guy in that team who was too scary. No dead corners were used to mark the entire field. Anyway, no matter where Xu Duan appeared on the field, as long as the ball was not in the hands of his own team members, someone must be around him to mark him, to death!
When Xu Duan saw that this was not a problem, he immediately ran around the field, making the audience feel overjoyed, because he had never seen such a competition, Nima, are you here for a race?
"Haha, I'm going to pee laughing!"
"I'm going to pee laughing too, look at that sneaky Xu Duan!"
"By the way, that bastard Xu Duan is also full of energy, that crooked nut is almost exhausted and paralyzed, have you seen that?"
"Haha, that John is so tired and crying, his tongue is sticking out haha!"
"I'll go, you look at that bastard Xu Duan, he's still fucking molesting John, he's ruined!"
……
John is really going to be tired and crying, Nima, I have never seen such a difficult game. Speaking of which, what kind of fucking game is this? Why is it man-to-man and full-court staring? By the way, can you be quiet? Yes, you are not tired of running around all over the place, are you?You're still making faces for me, damn your sister, if you make faces again, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death?Panting, John followed Xu Duan and ran all over the field, not to mention how tired he was. He almost jumped up when he saw Xu Duan turning around and making faces at him. What kind of thing is this guy?How can you run like this?won't he be tired
Just kidding, who wouldn't be tired from running around all over the field, Xu Duan was also sweating profusely from fatigue, but there was no way, that bastard John was staring too closely, he had no chance if he didn't get rid of him Catch and shoot.
Finally, John's speed became slower and slower, and he could no longer keep up with Xu Duan's speed. Relatively speaking, Xu Duan's endurance is still much better than John's. After all, he has been practicing Chinese martial arts since he was a child, and John is just a Although the entertainment star looks quite strong, he doesn't have such good stamina as Xu Duan.
Seeing that John couldn't bear it anymore, Xu Duan slid out and ran to the second half. He received a pass from Li Xin and made a three-pointer. Bang, the basketball hit the net!
John almost cried when he saw Xu Duanjin, is this a fucking animal?Are you wearing such a fierce one?I just stopped and you caught the ball and threw it in. Isn't this too scary?Don't they all say that the Chinese people's physique is not good?Why the fuck is it that I can't do it in front of him?
John was so tired that he couldn't keep up with Xu Duan's footsteps anymore. Suddenly, the star team seemed to become a five-on-four scene. The score became 35:25, chasing points and chasing is called a fast one.
The Australian coach saw that John couldn't handle Xu Duan and hurriedly suspended the substitution. However, according to the level of shooting guards of the Australian team, Luke is in the first echelon, and John is in the second echelon. He replaced this guy named Jamie. It's the third echelon, not even the third echelon, because the Australian team didn't expect that their players couldn't handle the Republic star team at all. They were full of confidence to grab points from the Republic star team. Yes, in the end, who would have thought that their shooting guard was blown up before the end of the first quarter. Oh, it should be said that they were exhausted, so they had to replace Jamie from the third tier who was used to make up the numbers. After a while, if he wants to push the starting lineup now, how will he play in the next game? After all, these are entertainment stars, not professional athletes. Those who don't have so much energy will be exhausted. I really don't need to call anymore.
(End of this chapter)
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