The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 355 Mom's Phone

After the game, Xu Duan and others happily returned to the training center. It was great to take a shower, change clothes and eat. Go straight back to the training center and don't worry about anything.

Xu Duan strolled back to the dormitory after eating. At this time, there were seven or eight people in the dormitory chatting with each other. It was getting late, and it was almost eight or nine o'clock in the evening, and it was time to rest. .

It is also the habit of the star team to tease the calf for a while before the break.

But Xu Duan just sat down on the bed, and was about to happily join the bullying army, when the phone rang, and he saw that his mother was calling.

connected.

"Hey, Mom, why are you calling in the middle of the night?" Xu Duan asked.

"Mom misses you so much." Mom said.

"If you want me, just watch the news. Don't I often get on the news now, your son?" Xu Duan said.

"It can't speak in photos." Mom said.

"Mom, what's the matter with you?" Xu Duan asked.

"Duan Duan, do you know that our family has a happy event?" Mom suddenly became beaming.

"Is there?" The second monk Xu Duanzhang couldn't figure it out, which family matter could be related to the happy event?
"Yes, I left the house in your aunt's care when I left. Your aunt told me that the two goldfish we raised gave birth to a baby fish. Do you think this is a happy event?" road.

coming!Xu Juan immediately looked helpless when he heard the words. My mother is indeed my mother. Her urge to marry has reached a new level. Now she has learned to use animal analogies, but mother, don’t you know that fish lay eggs?By the way, when did goldfish learn to give birth?
"Mom, I remember you graduated from Beijing Normal University, right?" Xu Duan asked back.

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Mom was confused by Xu Duan's rhetorical question, isn't this talking about the goldfish giving birth to baby fish?How did it get involved where did she graduate?
"Then mom, you may have gone to a fake university, because fish never give birth to small fish, and fish always lay eggs." Xu Duan said solemnly.

"I said I gave birth, and I gave birth! You little bastard, if you talk nonsense, do you believe I will beat you?" My mother was furious when she was exposed.

"Okay, okay, you're right, I gave birth, I have to give birth!" Xu Duan looked like a black line in his head.

"Duan Duan, when do you think you will come back after being away from home for so long? Mom misses you so much." Mom suddenly turned into a loving mother again and said softly.

Um?Xu Duan was shocked when he heard the words, under normal circumstances, when his mother is exposed to prison, it is a lesson from embarrassment. Ah, I won't be able to go home for a while."

"When will the competition be over, why don't we compete?" Mom said softly.

"No way, mom, I signed the contract. There is no reason why I should withdraw from the race and pay for liquidated damages." Xu Duan originally came here to participate in the competition to hide from his mother, unless he was out of his mind. At this time, retire and run back.

"But Mom just misses you." My mother looked aggrieved.

"I miss you too, Mom, but I really have to compete." Xu Duan knew that there must be something wrong when he heard his mother's appearance, otherwise his mother wouldn't break up with him so much, there must be something wrong Waiting for him in front, if you don't believe me, just wait and see.

"Ouch, Old Xu, come and help me, why are you so dizzy?" Mom looked extremely weak.

"Sit down, sit down, what's the matter, is it better?" Dad's voice came from the phone.

Xu Duan has a black line in his head, who is this little old lady fooled, when she taught him just now, she was still able to go up the mountain to fight tigers, but suddenly she became dizzy, who would believe it?You can do a full set of plays, okay?The same goes for dad, so you are also the head of the family, and it is true that you and your mother cheated on your own son.

"Duanduan, mom is sick, come back and see mom." The old mother looked very weak, she held her breath and guessed that she would not be able to catch her breath and passed away, but Xu Duan had to believe it, what he taught himself just now At that time, my mother was so angry that even tigers were afraid.

"No way, Mom, I really can't come back. There is still a competition. Just keep at it, and try to persist until I finish the competition and go back to see you." Xu Duan said nonsense.

"Duan Duan, I may really be seriously ill. The doctors won't tell me about my illness, even if I ask your father. Come back soon. Mom wants to see you for the last time." Mom said with a weak look.

Xu Duan had a black thread in his head, and said in his heart that this little old lady is really willing to pay, she even risked herself to deceive her son, is there anyone who curses herself like that?But my mother's method is very clear, so what is the point of this, I guess there is something to make up.

"No way, Mom, I really can't go back, I dare not delay the game." Xu Duan said.

"Hey, you unfilial bastard, you are determined not to come back, right? Do you believe that my mother will go to your training center to beat you tomorrow?" Seeing that Xu Duan couldn't be fooled by Xu Duan, the mother stopped pretending to be sick, and changed every minute. Looks like he's full of energy.

"Mom, are you all right? I really have a competition here. I'll go back after the competition. What are you doing all this for a few days?" Xu Duan looked helpless.

"What are you talking about? Come home tomorrow, I have something to do!" Mom said.

"What are you talking about, I'm listening." Xu Duan sighed, and made it up, it's not over, little old lady.

"You'll know when you come back, hurry up and hear it? I know you don't have a game tomorrow, if you don't come back, I'll beat you to death!" Mom said.

That's right, my mother didn't even make up the reason lazily, it's easy and easy to directly threaten and intimidate.

"But I have to train tomorrow, I really can't go back, me." Xu Duan was dying.

"Stop talking nonsense to me. If you don't come back, I'll go to your training center and beat you up. You can choose the two ways!" My mother stopped talking nonsense to Xu Duan at all.

"Come on, if you had been so polite earlier, I wouldn't have known that something was wrong at home." Xu Duan is also a scumbag, he had to wield a threatening stick from his mother to know that his little arm can't twist his mother's thigh, " I will go back at noon tomorrow, remember to make dumplings for me, Mom!"

"There's so much nonsense, let's talk about it when we come back!" My mother looked annoyed, and hung up the phone for Xu Duan as she spoke.

Hanging up the phone, Xu Duan had a sad face, don't ask him, he knows what's going on at home, his mother must have arranged the blind date schedule for him, there will be nothing else, except for this matter , my mother really doesn't care about other things.

After thinking about it, Xu Duan called Lin Yinger, and the call was connected quickly.

"I was just about to call you, so you did." Lin Yinger said.

"What?" Xu Duan asked.

"I talked about you and Auntie when I was drinking with Sister Bing the day before yesterday, and then the two of us thought of a way to help you fool Auntie." Lin Yinger said.

"What way?" Xu Duan had an ominous premonition.

(End of this chapter)