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Chapter 373 You Can't Escape My Wuzhishan
Chapter 373 You Can't Escape My Wuzhishan
"Fortunately, I lied to you too, otherwise I would have suffered a real loss!" Han Bing said angrily.
"You think I don't know you lied to me?" Xu Duan rolled his eyes and said.
"How do you know? I made it up so seriously!"
"Do you think I'm stupid? Your transformation is as diligent as a Super Saiyan, and the devil will believe what you say. Besides, if you copied the story of the ugly duckling turning into a white swan, can you copy it realistically? Just you Who would believe that this little appearance that harmed the country and the people said that he was dark and ugly when he was a child, with the nutrition of your family, not to mention you, even a chimpanzee can be bleached! He is black and ugly, who is fooling him." Xu Duan was not angry. the way.
"I really didn't lie to you. I was so ugly when I was young. My mother said that my grandpa almost threw me away when he saw me. My mother stopped me and I survived in the end."
"You are a ghost!"
"It's you who was fooled, what's the matter?" Han Bing was furious, why didn't he believe it was so real?She almost believed it herself.
"Your boss, are you good enough?" Xu Duan said, "Get up quickly, my chest is so heavy that I can't breathe."
"I won't get up, I'll just sleep like this!" Han Bing hugged Xu Duan's waist angrily.
"How do you sleep here?" Xu Duan was depressed, his mother couldn't sleep at all, and he hugged him so tightly, are you trying to suffocate him?
"Just sleep like this, good night, I'm asleep." Han Bing pouted and pretended to snore as he spoke.
Asleep your sister!Xu Duan almost collapsed from anger, this master really doesn't consider the feelings of the people at all, who the hell can sleep like this, sleeping next to a big beautiful woman who can't be touched is already very hard, now it's his mother It's close to my body, who the hell can still sleep?Damn it, even Liu Xiahui couldn't fall asleep, hey, by the way, my buddy is as good as Liu Xiahui, right?
But it's the same when he falls asleep and can't fall asleep. Anyway, Han Bing refuses to let go, so he can only endure it, otherwise he can only push Han Bing off the bed. He doesn't dare, what else can he do?
Xu Duan was so entangled in sleeping, let alone worrying about it, he didn't fall asleep until four or five in the morning. However, when he fell asleep, he didn't expect that Han Bing didn't sleep at all, listening to him slightly With the sound of snoring, Han Bing opened his eyes, with a sly light in his eyes.
"Stinky boy, you can't escape my Wuzhi Mountain!" Han Bing showed a playful smile.
Xu Duan didn't know that Han Bing knew him far more than he knew, and he didn't know that Han Bing really liked him, otherwise it would be impossible for Han Bing to send him to some training center in the middle of the night. It is impossible to share a room with him and sleep in the same bed.
From Lin Yinger, Han Bing learned about Xu Duan's life from childhood to adulthood, far more than Xu Duan knew, and the more she knew Xu Duan, the more she envied Lin Yinger, and tonight it was Han Bing tested Xu Duan's loyalty, and the result of the test was that Han Bing was extremely satisfied, far more satisfied than her fiancé.
What Han Bing told Xu Duan about her fiancé was not entirely false, but partly true. Her fiancé was indeed handsome, and she really liked her fiancé, and her fiancé also really cheated Yes, or he is more fraternal, but he is not as philandering as Han Bing said. He likes two girls at the same time, Han Bing and the other girl. He really likes Han Bing, and the other girl is also true. This is very embarrassing, he wants the blessing of Qiren, but Han Bing finally gave up on him.
After all, no woman wants her man to share not only his heart but also his body with other women. The reason why she still keeps the marriage contract is because things like sophistication cannot be broken casually, even if she doesn't care about her fiancé. To take into account the face of her fiancé's elders, she didn't have many better ways to solve it for a while, so she had to procrastinate.
Now I found Xu Duan, a handsome, talented young man who is outstanding in everything. Even the new capital she cares about the most seems to be brought back to life in his hands, and he is also very loyal and reliable. Such a person appears in her relationship. During the empty window period, it is really not surprising to be tempted.
"The brat looks cute when he's sleeping." Han Bing blinked his big eyes and looked at Xu Duan's sleeping face full of happiness, and poked his fingers lightly on Xu Duan's face.
"Well, go away." Sleeping Xu Duan muttered, waving his dazed hand in front of him, as if chasing flies away.
"Hey." Han Bing saw Xu Duan's silly appearance and that silly snickering. He didn't sleep all night and didn't see her sleepy. She looked silly like a silly girl, which was completely opposite to her original indifferent personality.
The two of them just fell asleep and the other watched foolishly as if they had acquired some kind of treasure. It was not over until there was a knock on the door and Xu Duan was awakened from his dream in broad daylight.
"Well, it's dawn." Xu Duan muttered when he opened his eyes and saw that it was bright outside the window.
When Han Bing saw Xu Duan woke up, he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be still asleep. He hugged Xu Duan tightly with his arms and hugged Xu Duan tightly. It's as if a little fox stole the farmer's grapes, not to mention how proud he is.
Xu Duan wanted to sit up only to realize that he was still being hugged by Han Bing. He sighed suddenly and wanted to wake Han Bing up. He didn't know how to call it, because this posture was too fucking ambiguous, but let's not call it, he was holding his urine. Dilemma.
In the end, Xu Duan would rather be ambiguous and embarrassed than let the urine be held back. After all, holding back is uncomfortable, so he pushed Han Bing and said, "Hey, it's time to get up."
Han Bing pretended to be asleep without answering, and held Xu Duan in his arms without getting up without opening his eyes.
"Hey, it's time to wake up, it's already dawn!" Xu Duan was helpless, seeing Han Bing's body shaking constantly, he knew that this girl was just pretending to sleep with a smile.
Han Bing finally couldn't help laughing out loud, raised his face to look at Xu Duan, his big eyes were shining.
"Sister, it's really time to get up, it's dawn." Xu Duan had a distressed expression on his face, it was really hard to hold back his urine early in the morning.
Han Bing tilted his head and looked at Xu Duan's sad and cute face. He refused to let go and let Xu Duan have no choice but to break free for fear of hurting others. Don't break free. It's really uncomfortable to hold back.
"You have to be responsible for others, do you know?" Han Bing looked like you took advantage of others, but the conscience of heaven and earth, who is taking advantage of whom?
"Can you make me responsible for myself first?" Xu Duan said in a tearful voice.
"What's wrong?" Han Bing pursed his lips in aggrieved look.
"I want to piss!" Xu Duan didn't care about discussing this matter with the lesbians, it was very embarrassing, because it was so fucking uncomfortable. Although he didn't drink a lot of beer last night, he did drink some. The fluid converted into the bladder is already sufficient, and the amount is quite a lot.
"Stinky rascal!" Han Bing blushed immediately when he heard the words, and let go of his hand a little embarrassed.
Xu Duan didn't care about defending himself, and immediately jumped up from the bed after unlocking Han Bing, jumped out of bed, opened the door and rushed out.
It was only then that Han Bing realized that Xu Duan was really holding back, and was immediately amused by Xu Duan, and he smirked again, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a little woman in love, but it's a pity that she seems to be in unrequited love so far At least Xu Duan did not respond in that regard, because Xu Duan responded slightly that he cooked raw rice for mature rice last night. In that case, it is estimated that Han Bing kicked him out of bed last night, and there would be no such scene this morning.
Han Bing smirked for a long time before remembering that she should get up too. After all, this is not her house. It seems very bad to sleep late with other people's house, so she got up slowly and put on her clothes. In fact, there was nothing to wear, just a coat. After all, she and Xu Duan put on clothes later, so how could there be other clothes to wear.
After putting on her coat, Han Bing picked up the bedside mirror and straightened her messy hair. The biggest advantage of short hair is that it is easy to tidy up. Besides, her hair is very soft and smooth, and it is very tidy after just combing it with a comb.
"Well, sister Bing, you're up, let's go quickly." Xu Duan said when he came back after urinating and saw that Han Bing was already neat and tidy.
"But the car is still broken." Han Bing remembered that her car was still broken.
"I just asked Aunt Ning. There is a master at the entrance of the alley who seems to know how to repair cars. Your car's battery is dead. It should be easy to solve." Xu Duan put on his coat and smoothed his hair with his fingers.
Han Bing was dissatisfied when he saw Xu Duan casually adjusted his hairstyle with his fingers and finished. How could he go out like this, so he picked up the comb and said, "Don't move, sit down."
"What's wrong?" Xu Duan looked hesitant.
"Sit down, don't move." Han Bing pushed Xu Duan on the chair and said.
"What are you doing?" Xu Duan looked confused, how did this girl remember that it was only when she came out?It's been a day since I went back. I might be scolded by the coach when I go back today.
Han Bing picked up the comb and began to comb Xu Duan's hair, looking like a young daughter-in-law who just passed the door to tidy up her man's appearance, let alone being patient and meticulous.
"Yo, you young couple are really affectionate." Aunt Ning appeared at the door just in time to see this scene and immediately teased.
"We are not..." Xu Duan hurriedly wanted to explain.
"Don't move!" Seeing Xu Duan turned his head, Han Bing stretched out his hand to touch Xu Duan's face with a look of love, let alone a little girl.
Well, don't even need to explain it, the fuck is still explaining it, Xu Duan is depressed, I don't know what Han Bing is doing, and he thinks why this girl sleeps and then sleeps wrong, buddy is also a mother I didn't move her.
"Auntie's breakfast is ready, you go to Auntie's house after breakfast." Auntie Ning said.
"Aunt Ning, we..." Xu Duan hurriedly wanted to refuse when he heard the words.
"Okay, thank you, Aunt Ning." Han Bing interrupted Xu Duan with a smile.
(End of this chapter)
"Fortunately, I lied to you too, otherwise I would have suffered a real loss!" Han Bing said angrily.
"You think I don't know you lied to me?" Xu Duan rolled his eyes and said.
"How do you know? I made it up so seriously!"
"Do you think I'm stupid? Your transformation is as diligent as a Super Saiyan, and the devil will believe what you say. Besides, if you copied the story of the ugly duckling turning into a white swan, can you copy it realistically? Just you Who would believe that this little appearance that harmed the country and the people said that he was dark and ugly when he was a child, with the nutrition of your family, not to mention you, even a chimpanzee can be bleached! He is black and ugly, who is fooling him." Xu Duan was not angry. the way.
"I really didn't lie to you. I was so ugly when I was young. My mother said that my grandpa almost threw me away when he saw me. My mother stopped me and I survived in the end."
"You are a ghost!"
"It's you who was fooled, what's the matter?" Han Bing was furious, why didn't he believe it was so real?She almost believed it herself.
"Your boss, are you good enough?" Xu Duan said, "Get up quickly, my chest is so heavy that I can't breathe."
"I won't get up, I'll just sleep like this!" Han Bing hugged Xu Duan's waist angrily.
"How do you sleep here?" Xu Duan was depressed, his mother couldn't sleep at all, and he hugged him so tightly, are you trying to suffocate him?
"Just sleep like this, good night, I'm asleep." Han Bing pouted and pretended to snore as he spoke.
Asleep your sister!Xu Duan almost collapsed from anger, this master really doesn't consider the feelings of the people at all, who the hell can sleep like this, sleeping next to a big beautiful woman who can't be touched is already very hard, now it's his mother It's close to my body, who the hell can still sleep?Damn it, even Liu Xiahui couldn't fall asleep, hey, by the way, my buddy is as good as Liu Xiahui, right?
But it's the same when he falls asleep and can't fall asleep. Anyway, Han Bing refuses to let go, so he can only endure it, otherwise he can only push Han Bing off the bed. He doesn't dare, what else can he do?
Xu Duan was so entangled in sleeping, let alone worrying about it, he didn't fall asleep until four or five in the morning. However, when he fell asleep, he didn't expect that Han Bing didn't sleep at all, listening to him slightly With the sound of snoring, Han Bing opened his eyes, with a sly light in his eyes.
"Stinky boy, you can't escape my Wuzhi Mountain!" Han Bing showed a playful smile.
Xu Duan didn't know that Han Bing knew him far more than he knew, and he didn't know that Han Bing really liked him, otherwise it would be impossible for Han Bing to send him to some training center in the middle of the night. It is impossible to share a room with him and sleep in the same bed.
From Lin Yinger, Han Bing learned about Xu Duan's life from childhood to adulthood, far more than Xu Duan knew, and the more she knew Xu Duan, the more she envied Lin Yinger, and tonight it was Han Bing tested Xu Duan's loyalty, and the result of the test was that Han Bing was extremely satisfied, far more satisfied than her fiancé.
What Han Bing told Xu Duan about her fiancé was not entirely false, but partly true. Her fiancé was indeed handsome, and she really liked her fiancé, and her fiancé also really cheated Yes, or he is more fraternal, but he is not as philandering as Han Bing said. He likes two girls at the same time, Han Bing and the other girl. He really likes Han Bing, and the other girl is also true. This is very embarrassing, he wants the blessing of Qiren, but Han Bing finally gave up on him.
After all, no woman wants her man to share not only his heart but also his body with other women. The reason why she still keeps the marriage contract is because things like sophistication cannot be broken casually, even if she doesn't care about her fiancé. To take into account the face of her fiancé's elders, she didn't have many better ways to solve it for a while, so she had to procrastinate.
Now I found Xu Duan, a handsome, talented young man who is outstanding in everything. Even the new capital she cares about the most seems to be brought back to life in his hands, and he is also very loyal and reliable. Such a person appears in her relationship. During the empty window period, it is really not surprising to be tempted.
"The brat looks cute when he's sleeping." Han Bing blinked his big eyes and looked at Xu Duan's sleeping face full of happiness, and poked his fingers lightly on Xu Duan's face.
"Well, go away." Sleeping Xu Duan muttered, waving his dazed hand in front of him, as if chasing flies away.
"Hey." Han Bing saw Xu Duan's silly appearance and that silly snickering. He didn't sleep all night and didn't see her sleepy. She looked silly like a silly girl, which was completely opposite to her original indifferent personality.
The two of them just fell asleep and the other watched foolishly as if they had acquired some kind of treasure. It was not over until there was a knock on the door and Xu Duan was awakened from his dream in broad daylight.
"Well, it's dawn." Xu Duan muttered when he opened his eyes and saw that it was bright outside the window.
When Han Bing saw Xu Duan woke up, he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be still asleep. He hugged Xu Duan tightly with his arms and hugged Xu Duan tightly. It's as if a little fox stole the farmer's grapes, not to mention how proud he is.
Xu Duan wanted to sit up only to realize that he was still being hugged by Han Bing. He sighed suddenly and wanted to wake Han Bing up. He didn't know how to call it, because this posture was too fucking ambiguous, but let's not call it, he was holding his urine. Dilemma.
In the end, Xu Duan would rather be ambiguous and embarrassed than let the urine be held back. After all, holding back is uncomfortable, so he pushed Han Bing and said, "Hey, it's time to get up."
Han Bing pretended to be asleep without answering, and held Xu Duan in his arms without getting up without opening his eyes.
"Hey, it's time to wake up, it's already dawn!" Xu Duan was helpless, seeing Han Bing's body shaking constantly, he knew that this girl was just pretending to sleep with a smile.
Han Bing finally couldn't help laughing out loud, raised his face to look at Xu Duan, his big eyes were shining.
"Sister, it's really time to get up, it's dawn." Xu Duan had a distressed expression on his face, it was really hard to hold back his urine early in the morning.
Han Bing tilted his head and looked at Xu Duan's sad and cute face. He refused to let go and let Xu Duan have no choice but to break free for fear of hurting others. Don't break free. It's really uncomfortable to hold back.
"You have to be responsible for others, do you know?" Han Bing looked like you took advantage of others, but the conscience of heaven and earth, who is taking advantage of whom?
"Can you make me responsible for myself first?" Xu Duan said in a tearful voice.
"What's wrong?" Han Bing pursed his lips in aggrieved look.
"I want to piss!" Xu Duan didn't care about discussing this matter with the lesbians, it was very embarrassing, because it was so fucking uncomfortable. Although he didn't drink a lot of beer last night, he did drink some. The fluid converted into the bladder is already sufficient, and the amount is quite a lot.
"Stinky rascal!" Han Bing blushed immediately when he heard the words, and let go of his hand a little embarrassed.
Xu Duan didn't care about defending himself, and immediately jumped up from the bed after unlocking Han Bing, jumped out of bed, opened the door and rushed out.
It was only then that Han Bing realized that Xu Duan was really holding back, and was immediately amused by Xu Duan, and he smirked again, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a little woman in love, but it's a pity that she seems to be in unrequited love so far At least Xu Duan did not respond in that regard, because Xu Duan responded slightly that he cooked raw rice for mature rice last night. In that case, it is estimated that Han Bing kicked him out of bed last night, and there would be no such scene this morning.
Han Bing smirked for a long time before remembering that she should get up too. After all, this is not her house. It seems very bad to sleep late with other people's house, so she got up slowly and put on her clothes. In fact, there was nothing to wear, just a coat. After all, she and Xu Duan put on clothes later, so how could there be other clothes to wear.
After putting on her coat, Han Bing picked up the bedside mirror and straightened her messy hair. The biggest advantage of short hair is that it is easy to tidy up. Besides, her hair is very soft and smooth, and it is very tidy after just combing it with a comb.
"Well, sister Bing, you're up, let's go quickly." Xu Duan said when he came back after urinating and saw that Han Bing was already neat and tidy.
"But the car is still broken." Han Bing remembered that her car was still broken.
"I just asked Aunt Ning. There is a master at the entrance of the alley who seems to know how to repair cars. Your car's battery is dead. It should be easy to solve." Xu Duan put on his coat and smoothed his hair with his fingers.
Han Bing was dissatisfied when he saw Xu Duan casually adjusted his hairstyle with his fingers and finished. How could he go out like this, so he picked up the comb and said, "Don't move, sit down."
"What's wrong?" Xu Duan looked hesitant.
"Sit down, don't move." Han Bing pushed Xu Duan on the chair and said.
"What are you doing?" Xu Duan looked confused, how did this girl remember that it was only when she came out?It's been a day since I went back. I might be scolded by the coach when I go back today.
Han Bing picked up the comb and began to comb Xu Duan's hair, looking like a young daughter-in-law who just passed the door to tidy up her man's appearance, let alone being patient and meticulous.
"Yo, you young couple are really affectionate." Aunt Ning appeared at the door just in time to see this scene and immediately teased.
"We are not..." Xu Duan hurriedly wanted to explain.
"Don't move!" Seeing Xu Duan turned his head, Han Bing stretched out his hand to touch Xu Duan's face with a look of love, let alone a little girl.
Well, don't even need to explain it, the fuck is still explaining it, Xu Duan is depressed, I don't know what Han Bing is doing, and he thinks why this girl sleeps and then sleeps wrong, buddy is also a mother I didn't move her.
"Auntie's breakfast is ready, you go to Auntie's house after breakfast." Auntie Ning said.
"Aunt Ning, we..." Xu Duan hurriedly wanted to refuse when he heard the words.
"Okay, thank you, Aunt Ning." Han Bing interrupted Xu Duan with a smile.
(End of this chapter)
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