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Chapter 438 What about the agreed 9 cases?
Chapter 438 What about the Nine Heads Case? (Fifth more, and more!)
Not to mention the audience and netizens, even the star group was very excited when they heard that Xu Duanchuan said about the nine-headed case, especially Xia Lan, that was so excited.
"Extraordinary and extraordinarily, Xu Kaifeng is talking about the Nine Heads case, hurry up and watch!" Xia Lan shouted.
"Is this immoral thing finally going to be said?" Wang Ming erupted.
"The flowers you've been waiting for are finally here!" Ke Zhilun also erupted.
"Damn it, has this guy finally realized the wrongness of wickedness?" Zao Wou-ki erupted.
"Oh, I'm so excited, brother Xu is finally going to talk about the nine-headed case!" Zhang Xing was also bubbling with excitement.
"Go, go, I can't wait!" Xia Lan ran to watch the show after finishing speaking.
All the celebrities also ran to watch the show excitedly. They really ran faster than each other. It was because Xu Duan dug the hole too deep back then. It was really bottomless.
The show scene.
The director's voice sounded in the headset, "Attention all departments, the last equipment adjustment."
"Camera OK!"
"The lights are OK!"
"Audio OK!"
……
"Host host!" said the director after confirming that the equipment was correct.
I saw Xu Duan wearing a dark black robe and mandarin jacket slowly walking onto the stage, bowing to the audience in all directions, and the audience immediately burst into applause. This is different from Xu Duan's first time on this show. Last time he represented During Li Wei's live broadcast, the show started for seven or eight minutes, and the audience still ignored him in anger. This time, only one of the audience appeared on the stage, and the audience applauded a lot.
Xu Duan then returned to the back of the small table, picked up Xingmu and slapped it on the small table in front of him, and the whole place became quiet immediately, then Xu Duan said: "It's useless to step on the ground with your feet on the ground, and it's useless to cover it with dark clouds. Pick up the measuring ruler with your left hand, and push out a Mount Tai with your right hand!"
"Okay!" After Xu Juan finished reading the poem, there was another burst of enthusiastic applause from the audience, not to mention how excited they were.
"One more!" Quite a few people yelled for another one, and it seemed that the yelling became more and more neat, as if it had been rehearsed. No one paid any attention to him after he finished reading. This time, the audience was really enthusiastic, and the enthusiasm was unbelievable.
"One more?" Xu Duan asked with a smile.
"Yes!" The audience said in unison.
"Is one more enough?"
"not enough!"
"Go, go, don't make trouble." Xu Duan looked disgusted.
The audience burst out laughing at Xu Duan's appearance.
"Today I will start by talking about "Exploring the Cavern". The story took place during the Northern Song Dynasty, and the location is Kaifeng, Henan today..." Xu Duan waited for the audience to quiet down and began to talk, but who would have thought that the moment he opened his mouth, he would explode.
"I'll go, why isn't it the nine-headed case?"
"That's right, what about the nine-headed case? What about the nine-headed case?"
"Let me just say, how could this unscrupulous thing fill the hole so easily, this is digging the hole again!"
"Nine-headed case, quickly talk about the nine-headed case!"
"That's right, that's right, talk about the Nine Heads case, don't talk about it, don't listen!"
The audience below booed, as if they were not listening to the nine-headed case.
Xu Juan waved his hand to suppress the audience's voice and said, "Don't make trouble."
"Nine-headed case, hurry up and talk about the nine-headed case, if you don't talk about it, you won't listen!" The audience refused and yelled.
"It's not that I don't want to say it. The point is that I forgot. It's been a long time since I said this. I can't remember that. If it weren't for the accident in Xinjing City today, the leader couldn't help kicking me out of the stage. I don't even know I said it What about the nine-headed case." Xu Duan said.
"Wow!" The audience booed in disbelief.
"Look, if I'm telling you the truth, you still don't believe me, so everyone knows that I'm preparing a new show, right?" Xu Duan asked.
"I know." The audience also cooperated with Xu Duan's booing, anyway, the audience was quite happy playing with Xu Duan.
"So, if it wasn't for the sudden disappearance of Mr. Li Wei and Li, I wouldn't be on this show. I don't have time to remember what I did on this show before, right?" Xu Duan told the audience That fool around.
"Wow!" The audience didn't believe it.
"You don't believe me even though I'm so sincere?" Xu Duan asked.
"Don't believe me!" The audience continued to boo.
"A lot of netizens didn't believe it, and they kept sending me private messages asking me what happened to the nine-headed case, and I blocked them all." Xu Duan said.
The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"Haha, this guy really lacks virtue!"
"Who says it's not, it's a lack of great virtue!"
Xu Duan waited for the audience to calm down and said, "So, if you still don't believe me, let the security guard get you out."
The audience was immediately burst into laughter again by Xu Duan.
"I'll go, this imbecile will really think!"
"Too wicked!"
Xu Duan continued: "Today, let's talk about "Exploring the Crypt", what do you look at, don't look at me with protesting eyes, if you look at me like this again, I have no choice but to tell you with firm eyes, I to not fix."
Pfft, the audience laughed again when they heard the words.
"Damn it, why is this guy so funny haha!"
"Haha, it's even funnier than on a talk show!"
"That's right, why does every sentence of this guy sound so pleasant, haha!"
"Okay, let's talk about "Exploring the Cavern" today. It happened during the Northern Song Dynasty. The cause of the incident happened in Kaifeng. Kaifeng was the capital of the Northern Song Dynasty. At that time, the Mandarin of the Song Dynasty was Henan dialect." Xu Duan pouted after finishing speaking. .
The audience immediately burst out laughing.
"That's how I figured it out. Think about it. The capital city must be the standard for this official dialect. The capital of the Song Dynasty was Kaifeng, and the whole country had to speak Kaifeng dialect. It looks so elegant."
The audience laughed again.
Xu Duan said: "I haven't met people from the Song Dynasty, I think so, right?"
The audience laughed again when they heard the words.
"Haha, you will be haunted if you meet him!"
"That's not what you think, haha."
"It's the same when the emperor sits in the golden palace: all civil and military officials are good, right? The civil servants and military generals have to be like this: how are you, the emperor, can you win?" Xu Duanxue's vivid Henan dialect immediately made the audience laugh out loud. After the audience laughed, they began to explain: "Probably these two sentences tell you the place where the incident happened, because a story is nothing more than a time, place and character. When there is time, there is also a place in the Northern Song Dynasty. Kaifeng, back then Kaifeng is called Tokyo Bianliang, but as for the characters, I don’t know who has seen the Qingming Riverside Picture, have you seen it?”
Seeing that Xu Duan was serious, the audience also became serious, and said in cooperation, "I've seen it."
Xu Duan said: "If you have seen it, please go out."
puff!
The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"Haha, I thought I was finally going to be serious, but what this guy said made me laugh out loud again."
"This stuff is just too funny, haha!"
Boss Han can be regarded as one of the successful people. Although he is not as rich as tens of billions of dollars, he is still considered a small rich. At least he is richer than the working people, and he often goes to some cultural performances and so on. Don't care about spending money or not, let's join in the excitement, I have been to the show site, although I can't figure out the way inside, but I have seen the world, but I have never seen such a warm atmosphere on the show site , I have never seen Xu Duan who can make the audience laugh with just one or two sentences. Although Mr. Han is not a professional, he still has a basic vision. Are the ratings of your favorite programs still high?
(End of this chapter)
Not to mention the audience and netizens, even the star group was very excited when they heard that Xu Duanchuan said about the nine-headed case, especially Xia Lan, that was so excited.
"Extraordinary and extraordinarily, Xu Kaifeng is talking about the Nine Heads case, hurry up and watch!" Xia Lan shouted.
"Is this immoral thing finally going to be said?" Wang Ming erupted.
"The flowers you've been waiting for are finally here!" Ke Zhilun also erupted.
"Damn it, has this guy finally realized the wrongness of wickedness?" Zao Wou-ki erupted.
"Oh, I'm so excited, brother Xu is finally going to talk about the nine-headed case!" Zhang Xing was also bubbling with excitement.
"Go, go, I can't wait!" Xia Lan ran to watch the show after finishing speaking.
All the celebrities also ran to watch the show excitedly. They really ran faster than each other. It was because Xu Duan dug the hole too deep back then. It was really bottomless.
The show scene.
The director's voice sounded in the headset, "Attention all departments, the last equipment adjustment."
"Camera OK!"
"The lights are OK!"
"Audio OK!"
……
"Host host!" said the director after confirming that the equipment was correct.
I saw Xu Duan wearing a dark black robe and mandarin jacket slowly walking onto the stage, bowing to the audience in all directions, and the audience immediately burst into applause. This is different from Xu Duan's first time on this show. Last time he represented During Li Wei's live broadcast, the show started for seven or eight minutes, and the audience still ignored him in anger. This time, only one of the audience appeared on the stage, and the audience applauded a lot.
Xu Duan then returned to the back of the small table, picked up Xingmu and slapped it on the small table in front of him, and the whole place became quiet immediately, then Xu Duan said: "It's useless to step on the ground with your feet on the ground, and it's useless to cover it with dark clouds. Pick up the measuring ruler with your left hand, and push out a Mount Tai with your right hand!"
"Okay!" After Xu Juan finished reading the poem, there was another burst of enthusiastic applause from the audience, not to mention how excited they were.
"One more!" Quite a few people yelled for another one, and it seemed that the yelling became more and more neat, as if it had been rehearsed. No one paid any attention to him after he finished reading. This time, the audience was really enthusiastic, and the enthusiasm was unbelievable.
"One more?" Xu Duan asked with a smile.
"Yes!" The audience said in unison.
"Is one more enough?"
"not enough!"
"Go, go, don't make trouble." Xu Duan looked disgusted.
The audience burst out laughing at Xu Duan's appearance.
"Today I will start by talking about "Exploring the Cavern". The story took place during the Northern Song Dynasty, and the location is Kaifeng, Henan today..." Xu Duan waited for the audience to quiet down and began to talk, but who would have thought that the moment he opened his mouth, he would explode.
"I'll go, why isn't it the nine-headed case?"
"That's right, what about the nine-headed case? What about the nine-headed case?"
"Let me just say, how could this unscrupulous thing fill the hole so easily, this is digging the hole again!"
"Nine-headed case, quickly talk about the nine-headed case!"
"That's right, that's right, talk about the Nine Heads case, don't talk about it, don't listen!"
The audience below booed, as if they were not listening to the nine-headed case.
Xu Juan waved his hand to suppress the audience's voice and said, "Don't make trouble."
"Nine-headed case, hurry up and talk about the nine-headed case, if you don't talk about it, you won't listen!" The audience refused and yelled.
"It's not that I don't want to say it. The point is that I forgot. It's been a long time since I said this. I can't remember that. If it weren't for the accident in Xinjing City today, the leader couldn't help kicking me out of the stage. I don't even know I said it What about the nine-headed case." Xu Duan said.
"Wow!" The audience booed in disbelief.
"Look, if I'm telling you the truth, you still don't believe me, so everyone knows that I'm preparing a new show, right?" Xu Duan asked.
"I know." The audience also cooperated with Xu Duan's booing, anyway, the audience was quite happy playing with Xu Duan.
"So, if it wasn't for the sudden disappearance of Mr. Li Wei and Li, I wouldn't be on this show. I don't have time to remember what I did on this show before, right?" Xu Duan told the audience That fool around.
"Wow!" The audience didn't believe it.
"You don't believe me even though I'm so sincere?" Xu Duan asked.
"Don't believe me!" The audience continued to boo.
"A lot of netizens didn't believe it, and they kept sending me private messages asking me what happened to the nine-headed case, and I blocked them all." Xu Duan said.
The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"Haha, this guy really lacks virtue!"
"Who says it's not, it's a lack of great virtue!"
Xu Duan waited for the audience to calm down and said, "So, if you still don't believe me, let the security guard get you out."
The audience was immediately burst into laughter again by Xu Duan.
"I'll go, this imbecile will really think!"
"Too wicked!"
Xu Duan continued: "Today, let's talk about "Exploring the Crypt", what do you look at, don't look at me with protesting eyes, if you look at me like this again, I have no choice but to tell you with firm eyes, I to not fix."
Pfft, the audience laughed again when they heard the words.
"Damn it, why is this guy so funny haha!"
"Haha, it's even funnier than on a talk show!"
"That's right, why does every sentence of this guy sound so pleasant, haha!"
"Okay, let's talk about "Exploring the Cavern" today. It happened during the Northern Song Dynasty. The cause of the incident happened in Kaifeng. Kaifeng was the capital of the Northern Song Dynasty. At that time, the Mandarin of the Song Dynasty was Henan dialect." Xu Duan pouted after finishing speaking. .
The audience immediately burst out laughing.
"That's how I figured it out. Think about it. The capital city must be the standard for this official dialect. The capital of the Song Dynasty was Kaifeng, and the whole country had to speak Kaifeng dialect. It looks so elegant."
The audience laughed again.
Xu Duan said: "I haven't met people from the Song Dynasty, I think so, right?"
The audience laughed again when they heard the words.
"Haha, you will be haunted if you meet him!"
"That's not what you think, haha."
"It's the same when the emperor sits in the golden palace: all civil and military officials are good, right? The civil servants and military generals have to be like this: how are you, the emperor, can you win?" Xu Duanxue's vivid Henan dialect immediately made the audience laugh out loud. After the audience laughed, they began to explain: "Probably these two sentences tell you the place where the incident happened, because a story is nothing more than a time, place and character. When there is time, there is also a place in the Northern Song Dynasty. Kaifeng, back then Kaifeng is called Tokyo Bianliang, but as for the characters, I don’t know who has seen the Qingming Riverside Picture, have you seen it?”
Seeing that Xu Duan was serious, the audience also became serious, and said in cooperation, "I've seen it."
Xu Duan said: "If you have seen it, please go out."
puff!
The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"Haha, I thought I was finally going to be serious, but what this guy said made me laugh out loud again."
"This stuff is just too funny, haha!"
Boss Han can be regarded as one of the successful people. Although he is not as rich as tens of billions of dollars, he is still considered a small rich. At least he is richer than the working people, and he often goes to some cultural performances and so on. Don't care about spending money or not, let's join in the excitement, I have been to the show site, although I can't figure out the way inside, but I have seen the world, but I have never seen such a warm atmosphere on the show site , I have never seen Xu Duan who can make the audience laugh with just one or two sentences. Although Mr. Han is not a professional, he still has a basic vision. Are the ratings of your favorite programs still high?
(End of this chapter)
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