The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment
Chapter 440 The audience is all crying
Chapter 440 The audience is all crying (seventh update!)
The audience listened to Xu Duan's talking there, and the people who listened were so elated that they almost forgot the time.
The audience was happy to hear it, Mr. Han can be regarded as entangled in pain, and the happier the audience, the more promising the show is. This is a great joy for ordinary advertisers, but Mr. Han is not an ordinary advertiser. Ah, he is here to ask for money. One side is the show hosted by Xu Duan, and the other side is more than 1000 million. Han is always the only one who is so entangled.
It's a dilemma, it's really a dilemma, I've never been so embarrassed, on the one hand, I can get more than 1000 million without paying any price, and on the other hand, there are programs with a bright future. Boss Han felt distressed about which one he didn't want and which one he didn't want, and he murmured in his heart that it would be great if he could have both.
But he is not greedy enough, he needs both, how can there be such a good thing, he loses money and at the same time gives him publicity, what kind of stupid people in Beijing have to be?Even if Tang Seng was reincarnated, Han Bing couldn't be so stupid.
Let's take a look again, Mr. Han was entangled in his heart, because he couldn't let go of any of them.
Xu Duan talked about the time of the show slowly passing by, and the audience seemed overjoyed.
I saw Xu Duan said: "You two sit down now, bring a cup of tea."
The great monk said: "Taste our tea."
"Hey, okay, let me try it." Zhang Junqing drank it, ouch, this fragrance is so refreshing, "Yeah, good tea, good tea!" Zhang Junqing was full of praise.
"Hahaha, hey, rich man Zhang, hold your nose and ask me what the smell of this house is."
Uncle Zhang raised his nose, huh, nodded and said: "The smell of fragrant Luomu." The audience burst into laughter when they heard this, because as I said before, Zhang Junqing's five hundred fragrant Luomu trees were pulled out by this great monk. Didn't the audience burst out laughing when he said that?
Xu Duan applauded like a monk with a smirk on his face, which made the audience laugh again because that look was so funny.
"Thirty or fifty trees don't have the same taste, I like five hundred trees!"
Xu Duan imitated Zhang Junqing and nodded, "Yeah, yes, yes, that's it." Seeing Xu Duan's appearance, the audience laughed again.
"Where do you think I got it?"
"Can't guess."
When the audience heard Xu Duan's two sentences, they burst into laughter, as if they couldn't laugh anymore.
"Oh my god, this part is so funny, it hurts my stomach from laughing!"
"Me too, haha, this part is driving me crazy from laughing!"
"It's just a joke, that's it!"
"It's so funny, ouch, I have to rub my stomach, it hurts from laughing haha."
"Oh my god, where did Xu Duan learn this thing? This is too funny, I almost laughed so stupidly haha!"
……
Not to mention the live audience, the stars in the star group are all hahaha.
"Hahaha, Xu Duan is so funny!" Xia Lan laughed.
"Who did he learn from? My stomach is about to cramp from laughing!" Xu Li said.
"Who says no, this is too funny!" Wang Ming said.
"When I watch other shows, I always hope that the show will be funny, but when I watch Xu Duan's show, I actually have the idea that this guy will be less funny. I really can't stop laughing!" Zhao Wuji said.
"So I'm not alone!" Ke Zhilun said.
"This guy was born to do this, so suitable! Now he sits there without talking, and I feel like he can laugh a little bit!" Liu Yun said.
"That's right, it's so funny, now I can laugh just watching Xu Duan!" He Yun said.
"This is totally a feast for the gods. I have never seen such a funny one. I have never laughed like this in the performances of many famous cross talk actors!" Xu Li said.
"Being able to describe the book like this is really what he should do!" Zhao Wuji said.
"Old Zhao, have you forgotten what the head coach of the Beijing team said a while ago? People also said that Xu Duan should be born to play basketball. There are too many of them, and he is simply outrageous!" Ke Zhilun said.
"That guy is indeed an evildoer!" All the stars agreed with Ke Zhilun's words. If you say you have a singing background, you should sing your songs well. If you are a good one, you will come to grab the host's job. Well, you can grab it if you want Well, who would have thought that you would be the hostess for a few days without end? Then you went to the legal circle to mess around. Went to the world of martial arts and wandered around, well, everyone thought he was going to join the world of martial arts, who would want to come up with a web drama that was never expected without making a sound, and he was so damn strong Really brushed up the sense of presence, everyone hasn't recovered yet, he is lucky, and ran back to grab the host's job again.
Just grab it, anyway, it's not the first time, who would have thought that he would be so restless, the host suddenly went to play basketball when he was fine in the first episode, and finally everyone found out that he couldn't do it. Ansheng is born, who would have thought that he would learn things so fast, and yelling, he actually led the star team to win the championship, this is too damn evil!
Thinking about it this way, all the stars are all aggrieved, thinking that others switched careers because there was no way out in a certain industry, but Xu Duan is a good guy, whoever his mother's industry is so prosperous can return to which industry I can't even stay here, and I insist on messing about with nothing, isn't that a scam?Are you still letting others live?
All the celebrities were outraged, and Xu Duan also said in the program over there that things are going well.
I saw Xu Duan said: "Zhang Junqing hid behind the screen and looked out. The door opened, and a person came in like a gust of wind. Who is it? The third prince of Bing Linggong, go inside, with a golden helmet and armor, and a blue face. Yes, two red eyebrows, big eyeballs slamming, wearing a red robe, with a gold belt around the waist, that spirit came in from the outside, and Mr. Zhang behind the screen was startled, exactly like a god, my Oh my god, the third prince is alive! Do you want me to sing happy birthday to you?" The audience was listening to Xu Duan's serious storytelling, but suddenly there was another burst of laughter at this turn.
Zhang Junqing covered his mouth and did not dare to move, the great monk went up to meet him, "The third prince is here?"
"Oh, master, I'm looking for you."
"What are you talking about?"
"This thing is really disgusting! I have nothing wrong with it. Can you help me?"
"Amitabha," the monk laughed, "is there anything you can't do?"
"Hey, I really have no choice. This thing is too disgusting. I don't want to let him be a prince for one term. He insists on being the emperor for three years. I understand it with emotion and reason. I have a good word Thousands of thousands, he doesn't listen to me, so I am helpless, knowing that you are wise and talented, full of economics, what do you think he will do when he encounters this?"
The monk laughed, "Hit him!"
The audience immediately burst out laughing.
"Oh my god, how can this add a joke, it's too funny!"
"Oh, I can't do it anymore, someone help me, I want to laugh and cry!"
"Fuck me, what kind of monk is this, haha!"
"Hit him, haha, this monk is a pure man, haha!"
"It's too pure, a man with a bad temper and a pure temper, there's nothing wrong with him! Hahaha!"
Xu Duan waited for the audience to stop laughing before continuing: "What's the point? Just give him a beating. This matter is nothing serious. Bring him in. I have my own way to deal with it."
The audience burst into laughter again.
"I'll go, just give me a beating!"
"Monks are unreasonable these days, right? Haha."
"Hahaha, this monk has nothing wrong with his temper!"
I saw Xu Duan said: "I said it and brought it in, and a gust of wind rushed in from outside the door. I can predict what will happen next and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"
The audience was listening intently, when they suddenly heard Xu Duan's next chapter break down, and immediately cried out, damn it, the last hole hasn't been filled yet, this fucking fell into the hole again!
(End of this chapter)
The audience listened to Xu Duan's talking there, and the people who listened were so elated that they almost forgot the time.
The audience was happy to hear it, Mr. Han can be regarded as entangled in pain, and the happier the audience, the more promising the show is. This is a great joy for ordinary advertisers, but Mr. Han is not an ordinary advertiser. Ah, he is here to ask for money. One side is the show hosted by Xu Duan, and the other side is more than 1000 million. Han is always the only one who is so entangled.
It's a dilemma, it's really a dilemma, I've never been so embarrassed, on the one hand, I can get more than 1000 million without paying any price, and on the other hand, there are programs with a bright future. Boss Han felt distressed about which one he didn't want and which one he didn't want, and he murmured in his heart that it would be great if he could have both.
But he is not greedy enough, he needs both, how can there be such a good thing, he loses money and at the same time gives him publicity, what kind of stupid people in Beijing have to be?Even if Tang Seng was reincarnated, Han Bing couldn't be so stupid.
Let's take a look again, Mr. Han was entangled in his heart, because he couldn't let go of any of them.
Xu Duan talked about the time of the show slowly passing by, and the audience seemed overjoyed.
I saw Xu Duan said: "You two sit down now, bring a cup of tea."
The great monk said: "Taste our tea."
"Hey, okay, let me try it." Zhang Junqing drank it, ouch, this fragrance is so refreshing, "Yeah, good tea, good tea!" Zhang Junqing was full of praise.
"Hahaha, hey, rich man Zhang, hold your nose and ask me what the smell of this house is."
Uncle Zhang raised his nose, huh, nodded and said: "The smell of fragrant Luomu." The audience burst into laughter when they heard this, because as I said before, Zhang Junqing's five hundred fragrant Luomu trees were pulled out by this great monk. Didn't the audience burst out laughing when he said that?
Xu Duan applauded like a monk with a smirk on his face, which made the audience laugh again because that look was so funny.
"Thirty or fifty trees don't have the same taste, I like five hundred trees!"
Xu Duan imitated Zhang Junqing and nodded, "Yeah, yes, yes, that's it." Seeing Xu Duan's appearance, the audience laughed again.
"Where do you think I got it?"
"Can't guess."
When the audience heard Xu Duan's two sentences, they burst into laughter, as if they couldn't laugh anymore.
"Oh my god, this part is so funny, it hurts my stomach from laughing!"
"Me too, haha, this part is driving me crazy from laughing!"
"It's just a joke, that's it!"
"It's so funny, ouch, I have to rub my stomach, it hurts from laughing haha."
"Oh my god, where did Xu Duan learn this thing? This is too funny, I almost laughed so stupidly haha!"
……
Not to mention the live audience, the stars in the star group are all hahaha.
"Hahaha, Xu Duan is so funny!" Xia Lan laughed.
"Who did he learn from? My stomach is about to cramp from laughing!" Xu Li said.
"Who says no, this is too funny!" Wang Ming said.
"When I watch other shows, I always hope that the show will be funny, but when I watch Xu Duan's show, I actually have the idea that this guy will be less funny. I really can't stop laughing!" Zhao Wuji said.
"So I'm not alone!" Ke Zhilun said.
"This guy was born to do this, so suitable! Now he sits there without talking, and I feel like he can laugh a little bit!" Liu Yun said.
"That's right, it's so funny, now I can laugh just watching Xu Duan!" He Yun said.
"This is totally a feast for the gods. I have never seen such a funny one. I have never laughed like this in the performances of many famous cross talk actors!" Xu Li said.
"Being able to describe the book like this is really what he should do!" Zhao Wuji said.
"Old Zhao, have you forgotten what the head coach of the Beijing team said a while ago? People also said that Xu Duan should be born to play basketball. There are too many of them, and he is simply outrageous!" Ke Zhilun said.
"That guy is indeed an evildoer!" All the stars agreed with Ke Zhilun's words. If you say you have a singing background, you should sing your songs well. If you are a good one, you will come to grab the host's job. Well, you can grab it if you want Well, who would have thought that you would be the hostess for a few days without end? Then you went to the legal circle to mess around. Went to the world of martial arts and wandered around, well, everyone thought he was going to join the world of martial arts, who would want to come up with a web drama that was never expected without making a sound, and he was so damn strong Really brushed up the sense of presence, everyone hasn't recovered yet, he is lucky, and ran back to grab the host's job again.
Just grab it, anyway, it's not the first time, who would have thought that he would be so restless, the host suddenly went to play basketball when he was fine in the first episode, and finally everyone found out that he couldn't do it. Ansheng is born, who would have thought that he would learn things so fast, and yelling, he actually led the star team to win the championship, this is too damn evil!
Thinking about it this way, all the stars are all aggrieved, thinking that others switched careers because there was no way out in a certain industry, but Xu Duan is a good guy, whoever his mother's industry is so prosperous can return to which industry I can't even stay here, and I insist on messing about with nothing, isn't that a scam?Are you still letting others live?
All the celebrities were outraged, and Xu Duan also said in the program over there that things are going well.
I saw Xu Duan said: "Zhang Junqing hid behind the screen and looked out. The door opened, and a person came in like a gust of wind. Who is it? The third prince of Bing Linggong, go inside, with a golden helmet and armor, and a blue face. Yes, two red eyebrows, big eyeballs slamming, wearing a red robe, with a gold belt around the waist, that spirit came in from the outside, and Mr. Zhang behind the screen was startled, exactly like a god, my Oh my god, the third prince is alive! Do you want me to sing happy birthday to you?" The audience was listening to Xu Duan's serious storytelling, but suddenly there was another burst of laughter at this turn.
Zhang Junqing covered his mouth and did not dare to move, the great monk went up to meet him, "The third prince is here?"
"Oh, master, I'm looking for you."
"What are you talking about?"
"This thing is really disgusting! I have nothing wrong with it. Can you help me?"
"Amitabha," the monk laughed, "is there anything you can't do?"
"Hey, I really have no choice. This thing is too disgusting. I don't want to let him be a prince for one term. He insists on being the emperor for three years. I understand it with emotion and reason. I have a good word Thousands of thousands, he doesn't listen to me, so I am helpless, knowing that you are wise and talented, full of economics, what do you think he will do when he encounters this?"
The monk laughed, "Hit him!"
The audience immediately burst out laughing.
"Oh my god, how can this add a joke, it's too funny!"
"Oh, I can't do it anymore, someone help me, I want to laugh and cry!"
"Fuck me, what kind of monk is this, haha!"
"Hit him, haha, this monk is a pure man, haha!"
"It's too pure, a man with a bad temper and a pure temper, there's nothing wrong with him! Hahaha!"
Xu Duan waited for the audience to stop laughing before continuing: "What's the point? Just give him a beating. This matter is nothing serious. Bring him in. I have my own way to deal with it."
The audience burst into laughter again.
"I'll go, just give me a beating!"
"Monks are unreasonable these days, right? Haha."
"Hahaha, this monk has nothing wrong with his temper!"
I saw Xu Duan said: "I said it and brought it in, and a gust of wind rushed in from outside the door. I can predict what will happen next and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"
The audience was listening intently, when they suddenly heard Xu Duan's next chapter break down, and immediately cried out, damn it, the last hole hasn't been filled yet, this fucking fell into the hole again!
(End of this chapter)
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