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Chapter 63 The Song of the Five Rings is Birth
"The thing is like this. One hour before the recording of the show that day, I specially sent Wuhuan to arrest Mr. Han Yun who lives in the third ring. Just like that, the recording of the show started. Mr. Han Yun was in the fifth ring, and the program was being recorded. , Mr. Han Yun is in the fifth ring, the recording of the show is over, and Mr. Han Yun is still in the fifth ring, that’s how I snatched the host position from Mr. Han Yun!" Xu Duan said that it was me who did it. How about it?

"Haha, what the hell is sending Wuhuan to capture Han Yun?"

"I'm going, it turns out that the real reason is this!"

Han Yun's face turned blue at the scene. The reason why he lived on the third ring road and ran to the fifth ring road was indeed flawed. Originally, there were a lot of traffic jams in the capital, but that day there was no traffic jam for some reason, and only the fifth ring road was left, so He can only go to the Fifth Ring Road, but who the hell would have thought that Xu Duan could even make a joke about the route of the Fifth Ring Road?
"So I'm telling you, whoever dares to speak ill of me in the future, hehe, I will send Wuhuan to arrest you, and let you experience what the furthest distance in the world is. I'm afraid you don't know it. The long distance is not the distance between life and death, you are in the Fifth Ring Road, and your girlfriend is also in the Fifth Ring Road, but you just can't meet, now you know how scary I am?" Xu Duan looked arrogant and domineering.

The audience burst into laughter seeing Xu Duan's appearance. The traffic jam in the capital city is indeed severe, and the Fifth Ring Road is notoriously congested when commuting to and from get off work.

Lin Lei and the others looked at Xu Duan and laughed,
"Wuhuan works so hard. As a singer, I want to compose a song for my little brother Wuhuan to praise his outstanding work ability." Xu Duan said.

"Ah, singing? What's there to listen to!" The audience felt boring when they heard that Xu Duan was going to sing. They came to watch the talk show, so they didn't come to listen to the song.

"Duanduan is very good at singing. He has a song that is very ruthless. He jumps five octaves rapidly, and ordinary professional singers can't sing it!" This is Xu Duan's fan.

"But I'm not here to listen to music!"

Xu Duan cleared his throat, "Ah, the fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring, ah, the fifth ring, you have one less ring than the sixth ring, and one day you will reach the seventh ring, what should you do if you reach the seventh ring?" ? You have two rings more than the fifth ring..."

"Pfft! This shit is also a song, it's so magical, it's refreshing haha!"

"Ahaha, I can also make songs like this, hey!"

"This song is so magical, how can I download it? I want to download it as a ringtone haha!"

Holding the teacup, Guo Yuxiong really thought that Xu Duan was going to sing. Who would have thought that Guo Yuxiong would burst out laughing as soon as he opened his mouth. He didn’t notice that the tea was poured on Zhao Huan next to him, because the song was really too magical, and Xu Duan still looks very intoxicated, not to mention owed, but Xu Duan's voice is also doomed that he will never sing this song badly or out of tune, after all, it is a professional, and it has been professionally improved by the golden voice.

Seeing the audience laughing and leaning back and forth, Xu Duan asked, "Am I singing well?"

"Okay!" The audience booed blindly.

"Do you like it?" Xu Duan continued to ask.

"Like it!" The audience especially cooperated.

"That's over, I thought I had already moved closer to a major. I'm still not a professional co-author. I have heard so many professional works by Professor Chu Jianguo. Speaking of which, I really admire Professor Chu Jianguo. His works are really inferior. To put it bluntly, he is so professional, listening to his three songs, I smashed eight pairs of earphones in a row, and almost deafened my ears! You really deserve to be a professional professor!" Xu Duan had an expression of admiration.

"Three songs and eight pairs of earphones, how ugly is that?"

"Poke my ears deaf, haha, professional hacker!"

"Haha, Professor Chu Jianguo is going to smash the TV, right?"

Lin Lei finally understood why Xu Duan didn't let him respond. The guy who co-authored it was going to blackmail everyone who scolded him one by one on the live TV from the very beginning!No, after hacking the host, he started hacking the professor.

Chu Jianguo's face is as black as the bottom of the pot now, Xu Duan has been the black host from the beginning, and later got into a fight with Wuhuan, he thought it was nothing to do with him, and was praying in his heart that Xu Duan would have an accident soon Hurry up and stand cold, whoever wants to turn the gun on him as soon as he turns his face, and the turn is not blunt at all, how can this fucking look cold?

At this time, the show time is almost halfway through, Chu Jianguo and others are entangled, seeing Xu Duan's non-stop hacking, they wish they could turn off the TV immediately, but they are not reconciled when they really turn off the TV, and they have been thinking about Xu Duan. Is it going to be cold, the entanglement in my heart, my mind is like two villains fighting, while saying that I should close it quickly, if I don’t close it, I will be hacked, and at the same time I said I can’t close it, Xu Duan Immediately there will be cold silence, imminent embarrassment, entanglement.

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Xu Duan continued: "Professor Liu Yiping must be counted in the professionalism of rapping and singing. Professor Liu Yiping's professionalism is really not covered. Every time Professor Liu creates a work, he will let his relatives and friends listen to him. In the end, Liu Yiping The professor has no friends, so audience friends, if there is any friend who makes you displeased, let him listen to Professor Liu Yiping's works, I guarantee that he will never appear in front of you again in the future, Professor Liu's works are absolutely Too professional to have any friends!" Xu Duan stretched out his thumb and said.

"Pfft haha, so professional that I have no friends!"

"Haha, it's hard to hear that you have no friends, right?"

"I'll go, Liu Yiping really has no friends after seeing this, haha?"

Liu Yiping had expected that when Xu Duan blackmailed him, he immediately turned off the TV without saying a word, which was much more decisive than Chu Jianguo, but even after turning off the TV, Liu Yiping knew that Xu Duan was blackmailing him, and he still felt uncomfortable.

Xu Duan waited until the audience laughed, "Of course, this is my understanding before I heard Professor He Yiran's works. When I heard Professor He's works, I couldn't restrain my excitement. What? It’s called a profession? Professor He is called a profession. I used to learn so many years of creation for nothing. The profession of Professor He’s works can only be summed up in four words: let me die! So in the end I conclude: others sing If you want money, Professor He sings like hell! Professor He is really a role model for my generation!" Xu Duan looked adoring.

"Hahaha, singing is terrible!"

"He Yiran is about to die of anger, haha!"

"Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter!"

Xu Duan, I'm fucking you | Lord!He Yiran smashed the remote control panel on the TV on the spot, her face turned red and her lungs were about to explode.

"After listening to the professional works of several professors, I seriously summed up the characteristics of creating professional works. They must have the following points, 'Others listen to disgusting, but I feel disgusted when I listen to it. Throw it away and worry immediately. Make trouble!" Xu Duan said, breaking his fingers.

The audience laughed again when they heard the words. This is a section of Feng Gong Niu Qun's early cross talk "I'm Wrong", which was ironic and ugly, and it was changed by Xu Duan and used instead.

When Chu Jianguo and the others heard the words, their faces were so black that they burst into flames. They always claimed to be professional, and it was not enough for Xu Juan to black them out once, so they finally came to a conclusion.

Han Yun had been waiting for Xu Duan's silence at the scene, but he didn't expect that Xu Duan would blackmail him severely during the show. He had already accumulated a lot of anger in his heart. He didn't see Xu Duan until the end of the show was coming to an end. The sign of the cold scene finally couldn't be suppressed anymore. He glanced at the light stand next to him and suddenly had an idea in his heart. He raised his hand and bumped into the light stand pretending to be inadvertent, and pushed the light stand down with a push.

Han Yun has confidence in Ke Lan's promise. At worst, he will not have anything to do with the talk show group in the future. What else can Lin Lei do with himself?As for Guo Yuxiong, at most he just scolded himself. Can he still fire himself?But when Xu Duan encountered this incident, he was finished. Would he, an amateur host, cope with such an emergency?This is difficult for professional hosts to adapt!Anyway, Han Yun didn't think he could do it, so Xu Duan couldn't do it either!Han Yun thinks so.

Whoa!

The light stand fell to the ground at the scene, and everyone was stunned. This is a live broadcast. If a light stand suddenly fell on the scene, it was a live broadcast accident!

When Lin Lei saw Han Yun, he felt regretful. At the beginning, he was not satisfied with playing with Han Yun once, but in the end he stayed by his side to give Han Yun a faint hope. Now the retribution has come, and Han Yun gave him a surprise in the live broadcast .

Seeing Han Yun's innocent and nervous expression, Guo Yuxiong really killed him. Xu Duan kept making jokes and kept Guo Yuxiong pleasantly surprised. He thought that the crisis was over like this. One thing was decided immediately, as long as he was there, Han Yun would never even think about picking up the microphone!

When Chen Lan and the others saw the light stand falling down during the live broadcast, their spirits were shaken. Here it is, the live broadcast accident has finally come. This is what they were waiting for. Xu Duan is also dumbfounded now, right?Chen Lan and the others gloated in their hearts. As professional hosts, it was difficult for them to cope with such a sudden live broadcast accident, let alone Xu Duan. It was impossible for Xu Duan to make a decent response, so Xu Duan was over!Chen Lan and others think so.

　I recently played a game and heard a sentence that Bai Ye likes very much. Let me share it with you: Tianluo is deceitful, I would like to paint the ground as a prison, full of traps everywhere, and keep the king in Chang'an; of course, this is not what Bai Ye wants to say, Bai Ye wants to say It is: the sky is tricky, I would like to paint the ground as a prison, full of traps everywhere, so that those who don't collect it can't escape.

　　
　
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