The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 782
Xu Duan held his nose and looked as if he had been smoked to death. That appearance made people feel a stench coming over their face. It was too Nima image. Sure enough, it was the self-cultivation of the actors he ate. Use it, otherwise it won't be so vivid.

The audience looked at Xu Duan's smile, leaning back and forth, almost dying of laughter, and thought that these two little sticks had spent eight lifetimes of misfortune to provoke him. Could this impure make them feel uncomfortable?Is the retribution coming now?

Li Zaiyu is really about to be cried by Xu Duan at this moment, that grandson is really vicious, he acted like the real thing when there is nothing wrong, this time his face is really fucking embarrassing and thrown to grandma's house, this time There is no need to explain the matter at all. He said you farted, but you said you didn't fart, so how can you prove it?Pull people on stage to hear?Who the fuck is stupid? Did you fart on stage?

Under Xu Duan's repeated troubles, he made Li Zaiyu's acceptance speech like a eulogy, not to mention how sad it was, until the two of them finished speaking, Ya stood there with a smile and said: "Say What do you want?"

The audience laughed straight at Xu Duan's appearance, because they never had any good intentions when they saw Xu Duan showing this appearance, so they must be holding back something bad.

"Because I heard that this year's grain harvest is bumper, the national income is pretty good, every household is living and working in peace and contentment, and primary school students don't have too much homework, so let's talk about Koreans." Xu Duan said.

Everyone almost laughed and cried when they heard the words, thinking to themselves where the hell did this come from?The Koreans have nothing to do with the fucking grain harvest elementary school students' homework. You are so fucking because of that. You are embarrassed by those two Koreans. If you want black people, just say it and make fucking excuses. The key point is that you should find a decent excuse for your fucking excuse. Once this excuse comes out, who the hell doesn't know that you are a wicked thing?
Xu Duan on the stage smacked his lips and said, "Everyone knows that I have a deskmate named Lin Yinger..."

Everyone laughed when they heard the words. Ordinarily, this sentence is nothing to laugh at, but now everyone knows that Xu Duan's opening sentence style. As long as everyone knows that I have a deskmate named Lin Yinger, then Come on, everyone knew that she was going to be a hacker, and everyone burst out laughing in minutes.

Xu Duan waited for everyone to laugh before he waved his hand and said, "Don't make trouble, my deskmate is really called Lin Yinger."

The audience laughed again.

"A few days ago, Lin Yinger came to talk to me. She said, intermittently, I found that the Koreans are so amazing now. I didn't know that many things were invented by them! I asked her What did the Koreans invent? Lin Yinger snapped her fingers and told me: The Dragon Boat Festival was invented by the Koreans, the New Year’s Eve was invented by the Koreans, Confucius was also invented by the Koreans, and the Tathagata Buddha was also invented by the Koreans. Do you think the Koreans are great? I said no, and she asked me why, and then I told her a hidden historical truth, in fact—we invented the Koreans.”

puff!
The audience burst out laughing instantly, and many of them just spit while they were eating, while Li Zaiyu and the two Koreans turned green on the spot, as if they wished they could rush forward and tear Xu Duan's mouth off. As a Korean, who the hell heard someone say that his countrymen were invented by others, so he couldn't be so fucking angry?

"Whoahahaha, we invented the Koreans!"

"Haha, the hidden historical truth, this shit can really make up haha!"

"This grandson is so awesome. Li Zaiyu just recruited him casually. This is endless, haha!"

"Those two guys are probably about to cry haha!"

……

The audience was really amused by Xu Duan at this moment.

Xu Duan waited for the audience to finish laughing before continuing: "At that time, Lin Yinger was not convinced when I said that, so she asked me: Do you have evidence for what you say? Koreans have evidence for everything they invent. Look at it. As for Confucius, if someone merged with Goguryeo, it proves that Confucius belongs to someone else. What about you? What proof do you have that Koreans were invented by us? So I asked her, do you know Sun Wukong? Lin Yinger said yes, Daddy Holy Father, who doesn’t know, I’ll ask her again, do you know what weapon Sun Wukong used? Lin Yinger said: “Bangzi, let me say, look, the hidden historical truth?” With his broken hands spread out, he looked innocent.

"Oh my god hahahaha, Sun Wukong used a stick hahahaha!"

"Oh my stomach, this grandson is about to make me laugh out loud hahahaha!"

"Oh, I laughed so hard, this grandson is really cheap and wicked, hahaha!"

"That guy's virtue is really enough hahaha, I can't stand the stomachache from laughing hahaha!"

……

At this time, the faces of Li Zaiyu and Li Zaiyu were as green as a leek box, not to mention how ugly they were, because they were pointing at their noses and scolding them. Like Xu Duan, who dare not risk his reputation, if he makes a scene in front of the camera, it will make headlines every minute, and there are so many people from the Republic present, even if they really make trouble, they will probably suffer a lot, so they can only grit their teeth secretly. hatred.

"No one can deny this history." Xu Duan said with a smile: "Because Monkey King used an iron rod, it is an iron fact."

"Pfft ha ha, iron stick, this grandson really can make it up, ha ha ha!"

"It can be arranged hahaha."

"Iron stick, what a fucking iron fact haha."

"It's too iron, it's just a rigid and hard iron stick, hahahaha!"

"It must be an iron-clad fact, hahaha!"

……

The audience burst into laughter when they heard the words, Li Zaiyu and his face turned green, only Li Zaiyu's fans and Xu Duan's fans were in dire straits, but Xu Duan's sailors crushed them with an overwhelming advantage within minutes On the other hand, their combat power is really too brutal, and the fans of Li Zaiyu and Li Zaiyu are like playing games, just because they are the originators of the navy, how can ordinary people bear it.

Xu Duan himself didn't know about these things that happened off-screen. Of course, even if he knew, he probably wouldn't think there was anything inappropriate. Who told them to mess with his buddies first?You guys don't mess with your buddies, do you have time to talk to you?You deserve it if you have to make trouble with your buddies about giving out a fucking award.

Seeing that the audience was all laughing, Xu Duan clasped his hands together and nodded, then exited through the gate.

After leaving, Xu Duan just came home and found the scene of the hot water being choked up on the Internet. He felt so familiar at once, and the word "Korean Wave" finally came to Xu Duan's mind again.

To be honest Xu Duan didn’t pay much attention to the appearance of a Korean at the award ceremony on Weibo Night, because this is not his previous life, and he has never seen anyone from Ha and Han in this changed world for more than a year. Two Koreans appeared by chance on Weibo Night How could he specifically think of the Korean Wave, but suddenly there was a scene on the Internet about the classics of the Korean Wave in his previous life, which made him think of the Korean Wave.

(End of this chapter)