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Chapter 861 Dig Deep, Bury More People!
"Hey, what's wrong with Mr. Liang, I said this is not a cross talk?" Xu Duan yelled and circled Liang Kun on Weibo, but Xu Duan's grandson is so vicious, he never came up and beat people to death Yes, it's all about digging holes first.

"Not really." Liang Kun saw that Xu Duan was so stupid that he came up to argue with him, isn't he looking for death, and said very bluntly that Xu Duan's cross talk was not cross talk.

"Then tell me what cross talk is." Xu Duan continued digging the tunnel when he saw that Liang Kun's grandson was really pretending to be with him.

"The four subjects of cross talk, you have to learn some of them to learn how to sing, right? If nothing else, at least you have to be able to speak well, right? A form like yours, where you collect a joke and then perform it, is not considered cross talk." Liang Kun said slowly. the way.

"Oh, so that's the case, then Teacher Liang, can you speak Guankou?" Xu Duan talked to Liang Kun back and forth without looking anxious.

"Haha, that's what I do, can't you?" Liang Kun said proudly seeing Xu Duan's seemingly humble appearance, and then recorded a section of the name of the dish for Xu Duan and sent it out. A buddy looks like a master of Taoism.

"So this is Guankou." Xu Duan smacked his lips and recorded a passage of the funeral meeting for Liang Kun and said: "It's a sunny day, and the red sun is shining. There are three white cedars standing outside your house. There is a ridge-length shed inside, and on both sides are the second floor of bells and drums, and the archway across the street. The archway is made of white and blue paper flowers. In the middle, three characters are written "to be a big event". Playing in unison, with loud gongs and drums. Two black and red caps led the way in the mourning hall. They came out at nine o'clock in the morning to start the ceremony. They fired three iron cannons in succession. Civil officials were invited to order the Lord and generals to sacrifice. First, 24 generals passed the coffin. Please go outside, put on 48 small bars, and then change to 80 bars with large covers. .This big funeral has a five-mile formation of long snakes, mighty and majestic." Then he circled Liang Kun and said, "Mr. Liang, can you show me this passage?"

Liang Kun was so suffocated that he nearly spit out blood when he heard the words, because although Xu Duanlu seemed to be asking him for advice, he felt like Xu Duan was cursing. Look at that word, in your house There were three haggard white fir trees standing outside the door; no matter how you look at Xu Duan’s grandson’s funeral, it seemed that Xu Duan’s grandson was specifically scolding him, as if he didn’t come to ask him for advice, but Xu Duan was beating him in the tone of asking him for advice. It took a long time to become a master of Taoism, but Xu Duan's tone of being a student made him unable to open his mouth to talk to Xu Duan, so he held back his breath and said, "It's not bad."

"Oh, is that right? It took me a long time to learn it. Mr. Liang, you see that I am really interested in cross talk. It just so happened that I also ran into you. I don't understand cross talk very well. That, do you think you will give me a show so that I can learn from it?" Xu Duan asked with a shameless look, not to mention how pious.

"What do you want to learn?" Liang Kun saw that Xu Duan's grandson was flattering him, so he didn't take the matter of the Baishihui to heart, and said with a respectful look.

"It's about cross talk and funny singing. You can sing a few lines so that I can learn your singing too." Xu Duante said enthusiastically.

"Oh, you want to learn to sing. That's fine. Seeing that you are so diligent and easy to ask, I will give you some pointers." Liang Kun's pretentious mentality was satisfied when Xu Duan praised him so much, so he proudly nodded and sang for Xu Duan A piece of Peking Opera, but he is being too careless, because Peking Opera is called singing to Peking Opera singers, but it is not called singing to those who talk about cross talk, and singing Peking Opera to those who talk about cross talk is called learning!It belongs to the category of talking, learning, singing and learning, but Liang Kun thought Xu Duan was a layman, so he sang a piece of Peking Opera to fool Xu Duan.

But could Xu Duan be so easily fooled?Why are you digging a pit for half a day?It's just waiting to bury people. Now that the pit has been dug and people are not buried, is that appropriate?Seeing Xu Duan watching the Beijing opera recorded by Liang Kun, he grinned and asked Liang Kun, "Mr. Liang, are you singing Peking opera?"

"Did you see it?" Liang Kun looked triumphant, thinking that Xu Duan could be restrained, but how could it be possible?
"Mr. Liang, are you really the Mr. Liang Kun who talked about cross talk?" Xu Duan asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"What do you mean, I'm not Liang Kun, is there anyone else who is Liang Kun?" Liang Kun said angrily.

"Oh, so Mr. Liang, is that how you understand talking and learning to sing?" Xu Duan showed a treacherous smile and said, Xiao Mian, I told you to act aggressively for my buddies, this time I will see how you die!
When Xu Duan said that, Liang Kun was immediately confused?What's the meaning?Am I bad at singing?It shouldn't be, I'm good at singing Peking Opera, Liang Kun said with a look of confusion: "What's wrong? Didn't you understand?"

Not to mention Liang Kun, even the onlookers are confused at the moment. Originally, Xu Duan's humble and studious appearance made many netizens who are familiar with him very uncomfortable. Now Xu Duan has another Netizens couldn't understand the appearance that the deputy seemed to be questioning Liang Kun's professional level in cross talk.

"What's the situation? Does Xu Duan have a different understanding of the cross talk theory?"

"That's right, that Liang Kun, I think he sings Peking Opera very well."

"I think so too. I can compete with professional Peking Opera performers!"

"Yeah, everyone thinks so, but why does Mao Xu decide to look like that?"

"Who knows, what's going on with that guy?"

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It's not surprising that everyone is confused, because for cross talk, singing in talking, learning and singing is never talking about singing in opera, and singing in opera is actually included in the category of learning for Xiangsheng, not Sing, for cross talk, singing is singing the lyrics of Taiping. It’s just that, similar to the previous life, the lyrics of Taiping have become extinct. In the 90s of the previous life, the lyrics of Taiping were almost lost. If you don’t believe me, just look at it and you’ll know. Before Guo Degang became famous five years ago, who had heard the lyrics of Taiping?At that time, except for those who talked about cross talk, almost no one knew that the lyrics of Taiping were actually the basic skills of cross talk, learning and singing. At that time, cross talk was rampant at the party, and almost everyone thought that singing and opera was singing of cross talk, that is, Guo Degang came out. , everyone knows that the lyrics of Taiping are one of the four basic skills of cross talk. In fact, even now, there are still very few people who can sing the lyrics of Taiping.

And now Liang Kun is like this, he can't sing Taiping lyrics, so he uses singing and opera to pretend to be the basic skills of cross talk singing to fool Xu Duan, but he can fool others, but he has to fool Xu Duan, Xu Duan pretends to be a grandson What are you doing for so long?The hole was dug specially for him. After the hole is dug, if you don’t bury him, is it worthy of the well-dug hole?
"It's true that I don't quite understand it. If my guess is correct, Mr. Liang should be singing Peking Opera, right?" Xu Duan said slowly.

"It's Peking Opera, what's the problem?" Liang Kun asked a little cautiously.

"Mr. Liang, don't you think there is a problem?" Xu Duan is not in a hurry, because he is very clear about the current cross talk world, and the current cross talk world will be peaceful. It can be said that the total number of people does not exceed three, and these three people There was absolutely no Liang Kun inside, so of course Xu Duan was not in a hurry.

(End of this chapter)