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Chapter 863 Is there something wrong with this?
"There is nothing to be sure about this. It has been lost for decades." Liang Kun looked at Xu Duan's virtue and wondered whether Xu Duan could still sing the lyrics of Taiping, but after studying with him for a long time, he really couldn't believe Xu Duan. It's too obvious that you can't know the lyrics of Taiping. As far as people in the cross talk circle are concerned, on the one hand, they have no chance to learn the lyrics of Taiping, and on the other hand, it is because the lyrics of Taiping are really difficult to learn. Indeed, it is difficult to sing the lyrics of Taiping, the nasal sound is heavy, and the pitch is very difficult to learn, and many cross talk actors may not be very good at singing despite their smooth lips, but how can they sing without a good voice?In addition, there are not many Taiping lyrics used in cross talk at the party, so there is no economic benefit to learn him. With so many conditions accumulated, it is not surprising that Taiping lyrics are on the verge of being lost. Naturally, no one would learn it, so Liang Kun really didn't believe that Xu Duan could sing the lyrics of Taiping, it's not scientific.

"Are you sure you are really Mr. Liang Kunliang from the cross talk world?" Xu Duan asked with a treacherous smile when he heard the words.

"Otherwise you are Liang Kun?" Liang Kun was annoyed by Xu Duan's question.

"If you are Liang Kun, how can you not even sing one of the four basic skills of cross talk? How is this possible? I can sing even if I am a layman!" Xu Duan deliberately chose himself as a cross talk layman, this is this guy He is treacherous, he is a layman who knows the basic skills of cross talk, and Liang Kun, a professional cross talk actor, can't. In comparison, Emma, ​​no matter how you look at Liang Kun, he seems to be an ignorant bastard!

Sure enough, when Xu Duan said this, the netizens immediately went into a rage.

"Fuck me, is this Liang Kun really a cross talk actor? Can he speak cross talk without even knowing the basics?"

"Who says it's not, this shit can get on stage without even learning the basics well. Isn't crosstalk so easy?"

"It's fair to say, damn it, I just found out today that the lyrics of Taiping are actually one of the four basic skills of cross talk. It's all for nothing that I've liked all these years are ignorant guys!"

"Blind my dog's eyes, what kind of stuff is this? They all screamed to represent the appearance of cross talk, but the leader didn't even learn the basic skills of his mother! Isn't this just an apprentice?"

"The truth about the apprenticeship, it's definitely a joke that was kicked out of the cross talk industry. Well, Nima ran out to cover up things without even learning the basics. What the hell is going to represent the cross talk, represent your sister, you represent!"

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When Liang Kun saw the comments from netizens, he suddenly realized what a pit Xu Duan dug for him. This shit is just ruining him. Damn, I want that guy to dig the hole again. In a matter of minutes, he was really worthless in the eyes of netizens, so he hurriedly said: "You can sing? That's impossible! The lyrics of Taiping have long been lost!" At this moment, it is impossible for Liang Kun to admit that there is no lyrics for Taiping. It was lost, because if it hadn't been lost, he would really be a hoodwink in the eyes of netizens, and it goes without saying how serious the blow to his image would be.

"How is it impossible? I can sing." Xu Duan said, you want to climb out after the hole has been dug?What about not dreaming?How could a buddy give you a chance.

"Then you sing!" Liang Kun was unconvinced, he was too unconvinced, what's the matter?Now that you can sing the lyrics of Taiping, do you want to sing pop songs?Taiping's lyrics are hard to sing, okay?It's so easy, will you think I won't learn?

"Tsk, Mr. Liang, you're not doing well, are you?" Xu Juan smacked his lips when he heard this.

"What's not so good? If you can't sing, then say you can't sing!" Liang Kun didn't realize for a moment what Xu Duan was talking about, and wanted to quickly show Xu Duan's run on the original form, so he didn't pay attention to it. It’s no wonder he’s in such a hurry, he’s a cross talk actor, Xu Duan pushed him like he can’t do anything, it’s tantamount to throwing his job away, if he just slipped away like this, he’d be embarrassed, he didn’t even have basic skills Learn, how embarrassing it is to say it?

"Mr. Liang, what do you want me to say, the rules in the cross talk school, if you want to learn not to say how to ask for a teacher, you can at least say please? If you are so straight-eyed, I will teach you to sing the lyrics of Taiping." It's not in line with the rules." Xu Duan's grandson is so vicious, he seized the opportunity and didn't run on Liang Kun to his death, he secretly changed the concept every minute and drove the two of them to argue about whether the Taiping lyrics have been lost or not. It was Liang Kun who wanted to learn to sing Taiping lyrics from him, and Liang Kun was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Liang Kun is really going to be driven mad by Xu Duan at this moment, this grandson, whoever everyone is talking about, will he be able to go to school?Who the hell wants to learn from your grandson?You obviously don't know how to change the subject in a daze, right?Liang Kun gritted his teeth angrily and said, "Study? I'm a layman like you, and I can't say the word "study", right? I said the lyrics of Taiping have been lost, but you insist that they haven't been lost? What's the matter? You're too talkative and you can't sing So do you want to find a way?" After all, Liang Kun is in the cross talk circle, and he can't make it to today if he can't speak well, can Xu Duan just change the concept casually?

"Oh, Mr. Liang, why are you still in a hurry? Oh, okay, okay, then I will teach you at a disadvantage." Xu Juan was about to cry when he heard the words, your sister, let you It's okay to cause trouble to your buddies, don't bully your buddies, who are you bullying?As he spoke, he recorded a piece of Taiping lyrics and put it up: "Advising people, Taiping lyrics, students who want to learn the basic skills of cross talk, don't be polite. If you really want to thank, please thank Mr. Liang, because I mainly want to see us. Teacher Liang sang it to Teacher Liang to save face."

As he spoke, he played the Taiping lyrics he had recorded.

Lord Yama is like the fisherman
It doesn't matter whether it comes early or late
Take off your shoes and socks last night
I don't know if I will mention it this morning

Flower Coffin Colored Wood Measuring Dou
After death, only half of the leader is left
Kong saw that dutiful son drink three cups of wine before the funeral

Who sees the dead soul, he eats the wine

Come empty-handed, go empty-handed

Even if the remaining ten thousand Guan family wealth can't be taken
I advise you

take advantage of the breath in the chest

Accumulate a little virtue, cultivate a little, it is earned for some people
There are two versions of Persuading People, one is included in "Chinese Traditional Crosstalk Encyclopedia", and the other is Guo Degang's version. Xu Duanchang's version is exactly one of Guo Degang's versions. In fact, it is not much different from the other version, but this part needs to be There is nothing wrong with serious singing, just persuading people to learn well, but with the addition of Xu Duan saying that he sang to Liang Kun, the taste changed every minute. Look at his lyrics, while he has a breath in his chest. , Accumulate some virtues, cultivate them well, and be a good person, no matter how you look at it, this damn looks like she came here to scold Liang Kun for his lack of virtue. Liang Kun is not stupid, and his lungs almost exploded after hearing this.

Liang Kun understood what Xu Duan was singing, but he stayed there, because what Xu Duan sang was really serious Taiping lyrics, but how could this be possible?What's the matter?I, a professional cross talk actor, can't sing the lyrics of Taiping, how did he learn it as a layman?Liang Kun looked so bewildered that he was about to go stupid, this is unscientific!Where the hell did you learn it from?You're bloody fucked up! You can even do this!

Not to mention Liang Kun, those comedians who were with him to trouble Xu Duan, and even some anonymous divers who were watching the incident, were stupefied at the moment, all of them looked in disbelief, because no one thought that Xu Duan would It’s no wonder that you can really sing the lyrics of Taiping. To be honest, the lyrics of Taiping are really on the verge of being lost. The two so-called people who can sing the lyrics of Taiping in the cross talk circle can only sing one or two short paragraphs. They really rap and sing. Yes, there isn't a single one, Xu Duan suddenly came up with a serious peaceful lyrics, isn't this shit out of nowhere?How did he learn it?
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