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Chapter 875 Seeking vulgarity and conforming to vulgarity!

Netizens looked at Xu Duan and Lin Yinger in the video, almost laughing silly. It was the first time that they found that cross talk can be so funny. It’s no wonder. Audiences who like cross talk are really shocked by Guo Degang, because they have never seen a cross talk with such dense laughter. Almost a few sentences are a joke, and even an action and a word are a joke. The audience's respite.

This is actually not surprising. It is mainly due to the pressure of survival. You were actually very good when you first came out like cross talk at the party. At that time, there were also a lot of good works that pointed out the current problems. It still sounds very funny now, but Why do you think the cross talk at the party is not fun now?In fact, the survival pressure is gone, because at the beginning of the cross talk show, there was also a lot of survival pressure in the cross talk world. If he didn't work hard, there would be no TV stations looking for them. Don't you hold back your energy and create?What now?Now that they are all successful and famous, they are famous even if they are famous for cross talk. They can still be on TV and get paid for a work that is not bad. Naturally, the creative motivation is not as good as before, but everyone still sticks to it. The expectations they had before they became famous demanded that they could only expect more than disappointment, because their survival pressure was gone.

And what about theater crosstalk?Theater cross talk actors have no place to collect money except for selling tickets. You can try a cross talk show in the cold for 3 minutes, and the audience who bought tickets with real money will make you unable to sell tickets for the next show. You are faced with selling every day. Under the pressure of tickets, which cross talk actor dares not to create with all his heart?Fool things?Don't want to eat tomorrow?
The pressure is different, and naturally the desire to create is also different, and the works created are naturally different. Commercial cross talk refers to box office work. Naturally, it takes [-] points of effort. If three sentences can produce a laughing point It is absolutely impossible for you to delay until the fourth sentence, because I am afraid that the audience will be left alone and the tickets will not be sold.

Now that Xu Duan suddenly brought out a commercial cross talk that doesn't exist in this world, wouldn't that make the audience laugh out loud?Because I have never seen it before, and as the saying goes, there is no harm if there is no comparison. When the audience compares Xu Duan's cross talk with Liang Kun and others' works, it feels that they are not on the same level. Can you think Xu Duan is amazing?

At this time, more and more netizens entered Xu Duan's Weibo page to watch, and the speed of the increase in traffic almost shocked the staff in the backstage of Weibo. What happened to this shit? Go to see Xu Duan's Weibo?
In the video.

"Yes, we can only study this." Xu Duan said: "For example, Lin Yinger in cross talk."

"What can I study?" Lin Yinger asked.

"Why is Lin Yinger her second uncle so fat?!" Xu Duan said.

"Because I eat well." Lin Yinger said.

"His son is very thin, why?"

"Why is that?"

"How high-tech this topic is!"

"Have you come up with the results of your research?" Lin Yinger asked with a speechless expression.

"I told Zuoer and the others that I would research and investigate. I must find out the truth. If the truth cannot be found out, I will make up a truth for you!"

"Is making up one still called the truth?"

"After thinking about it later, I know what's going on!"

"Did you figure it out?!"

"Back then, Lin Yinger and his second uncle's daughter-in-law had to be hospitalized after giving birth."

"That's right."

"You have to be hospitalized when you give birth to a child. When he gets excited, she faints. The wife is lying there. The child is on this side, and he is lying there." Xu Duan gestured and said, "When he faints, the wife has to take care of her, and she has to take care of her husband." Take care of the child, just feed the baby, feed the medicine, feed the baby, feed the medicine, and when you are busy, the feeding is reversed!" Xu Duan clapped his hands and stomped his feet, as if his buddies had investigated the truth.

The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.

"Ah?" Lin Yinger stopped Xu Duan with a speechless expression, "You are not a research result, you are called spreading rumors!"

"I'll report back when I get back, ouch! Give those three expert hooligans to him!"

"Well, this time it can be regarded as telling the truth." Lin Yinger said.

"The expert said to me excitedly: report again!"

"Why, what is love to hear?"

Xu Duan danced happily and said, "I'll say it again, and I'll say it again, we reported it more than ten times in one night!"

"Okay."

"The crowd is outraged, and we are the ones who will complete China's anti-three vulgar cause!"

"That's it?"

"We talked about Jin Ping Mei from this incident, from Jin Ping Mei to Pan Jinlian, from Pan Jinlian to heaven and earth, oh, that happiness."

Xu Duan's dancing appearance almost made the netizens who watched the video laugh silly.

"You people live on these imaginations, right?" Lin Yinger said with a speechless expression.

"Happy, we've made a decision. In the next day, we'll take to the streets to fight against the vulgar!"

"The hooligans are about to act, this is it."

"Do you know what's outrageous?" Xu Juan pointed at Lin Yinger dissatisfied when he heard the words, "Believe it or not, your family will smash the glass in the sky?"

"Well, isn't this still a hooligan?"

"You've never been beaten by an expert, do you know that? It's hard for an expert to swear in the street, you're so stupid."

"is it?"

"Hey, we all came out the next evening. We went to the street, and several experts were together." Xu Duan said with a thief-like appearance, "Hiding away from the police."

"Drink, this is still a hooligan on the street."

"Go forward, there is Minfeng Street in front of you, all small houses, lit with small pink lanterns."

"Is this called Folk Style Street?"

"There was that female technician sitting inside, wearing that very simple outfit, she was very excited when she saw us, ouch, the experts are here! Hurry up and knock on the glass, the experts are happy: drink, my own people! "

"Are they their own?"

"The experts all went into different rooms to discuss the same thing."

"Going to do research?"

"We are young, what do we know?"

"Yes."

"Looking back, there is a video store here. I haven't watched that kind of film critically for a long time."

"You need to buy two ** to go."

"Research! Do you know critically?!" Xu Duan looked pissed off.

"Hehe." Lin Yinger's big eyes almost rolled out of the eyes.

"Stepping in, the owner greeted me, oh, here you go, what do you want to buy? I can't say it clearly."

"Then what do you say?"

"We're all prudish." Xu Duan said, gesticulating: "There's that... two people acted... that has no plot...it's not fun at all...here...here are some pictures."

"What do people say?"

"Give me a big bag." Xu Duan gestured excitedly and hugged something precious in his arms and said: "Go home and look critically!"

"Where do you really see you?"

"The two are acting, there is no plot, put it in the pole and turn on the TV to watch."

"What's the matter?"

"Brother Song's cross talk selection!"

"Are you talking about cross talk?"

Speaking of which, the two bowed to the camera, and the video ended.

The video is over, but the netizens are very excited after watching it, especially the netizens who like cross talk, they are too excited, because they have never seen such a powerful cross talk, especially when cross talk is becoming more and more small. Under such circumstances, when I suddenly saw such a cross talk with so many laughs that people couldn't breathe, I was so excited that I almost burst into tears.

(End of this chapter)