The strongest teacher

Chapter 1000 Cheating
Fang Qin didn't know that Alex must have been doing something secretly again, but he didn't know what she did.

The world is so big, and I don't know where Alex is hiding, and Fang Qin doesn't bother to control Alex's actions.

But no matter how much Alex dances, she always has to show up in the end.

Only when she shows up can she have a chance to deal with her, isn't it?
Of course, Fang Qin is also very busy now, so he has no time to pay attention to Alex.

The students are taking half-term exams, can he not be busy?

Before the half-term exam, Fang Qin was busy reviewing for the students.

The half-term exam has started, and Fang Qin will naturally begin to invigilate the examination papers.

Under normal circumstances, a teacher only needs to invigilate one or two exams, but the Academic Affairs Office has fully arranged for Fang Qin to invigilate each exam.

Fang Qin didn't bother to argue with the Academic Affairs Office, but Director Chen took the initiative to come to the office to explain with a sad face that Vice President Tian forced him to make such an arrangement.

Her reason was that Fang Qin skipped classes all day, and when he was rarely free, he had to do more work to compensate.

Fang Qin patted Director Chen on the shoulder, said with a smile that it was all right, and was so moved that Director Chen was speechless.

But Director Chen suddenly noticed a sharp murderous aura coming from behind, he was so frightened that he couldn't help shivering, turned around and ran away.

Just as Director Chen ran out of the office, Tian Fu's sharp voice came from outside: "You are the director of the Academic Affairs Office and a teacher explaining this and that, do you want to do other work? This is your right, you have Do you need to explain so much? If all the teachers in the school want you to explain, how do you explain it?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Director Chen pinched his nose, not daring to breathe.

Fang Qin is really funny when he thinks about it. Director Chen used to be quite arrogant in school, but when he met this menopausal woman, he had to surrender, haha.

Don't say Director Chen is depressed, Tian Fu is also depressed.

Now she doesn't dare to move Fang Qin easily anymore, so she can only do everything possible to "torture" Fang Qin, so that he can't bear to resign.

She arranged so many proctors for Fang Qin to force Fang Qin to protest, so that she would have an excuse to quarrel with Fang Qin and force Fang Qin to leave.

But Fang Qin was so talkative, Tian Fu had no choice but to vent his anger on Director Chen.

Poor director Chen has become a scapegoat between Tian Fu and Fang Qin.

After scolding Director Chen a few words, Tian Fu felt very boring, so he asked Director Chen to leave.

Director Chen felt relieved and ran away at a speed of [-] meters.

Looking at Fang Qin who was calm and composed, Tian Fu's anger was not in one place.

But soon she thought of a new way to punish Fang Qin, and she was secretly proud: "Fang Qin, as long as I see that you are not serious when invigilating the exam...huh!"

It was said that it was Director Chen's arrangement, but it was actually Tian Fu's arrangement, so Fang Qin's proctored class has always been the class with the worst grades in the whole year.

To be precise, it is not the class with the worst grades, but the class with the most "cunning" students.

The so-called cunning means being dishonest during exams and liking to play various tricks.

Fortunately, Tian Fu could come up with such a way to punish people. All the students in this "cunning" examination room were not from Fang Qin's class, but from various classes throughout the year.

As long as Fang Qin didn't take the invigilator seriously and let these students succeed, Tian Fu could give Fang Qin the title of "ineffective invigilator".

Thinking of this, Tian Fu felt that he was really talented, and even thinking about it made him a little excited.

"Hehehehe..."

Tian Fu stood there giggling, many students passing by glanced at her, said nothing on the surface, and put a label on Tian Fu in their hearts: "2B!"

Fang Qin obeyed the arrangement of his superiors very much, so he took the paper and walked directly into the most "cunning" examination room of the whole year.

No one told Fang Qin that this examination room was the most "cunning" in the whole year, because no one knew about it except Tian Fu and Director Chen.

They only know that a few thorny students in their class have come to this examination room, who will pay special attention to this?

But as soon as Fang Qin walked into the examination room, he knew that the students in this class were not "simple".

Fang Qin's vision and hearing are comparable to those of a genetic person, and he is engaged in spy work. How could these little guys' tricks be fooled by him?

The student with high myopia and looks very honest and honest, his myopia glasses are actually a pair of high-tech micro telescopes.

You can buy them on Baotao and Jindong Mall. A pair costs about 500 yuan. There are various styles to choose from, basically including all the styles of myopia glasses.

If it weren't for Fang Qin's sharp eyes, he could tell that the light in the glasses seemed to be wrong, and an ordinary teacher wouldn't be able to tell.

Fang Qin vaguely remembered that the advertising slogan for this pair of glasses was "180-degree all-round hyperopia with no dead angle. With this pair of glasses, I can see where I can't see, and my mother no longer has to worry about my exams."

This student, who looks simple and honest but is actually as cunning as oil, explained to Fang Qin deeply what it means to be human without appearance.

There is also a fashionable girl who wears jewelry all over her body.Even if it is a street stall, it is still an accessory that costs money.

Among these jewelry, what attracted Fang Qin's attention the most was the girl's big "ear studs".

Your sister, where are these ear studs? They are clearly a pair of miniature earphones!
Another student had a bottle of Sprite on his desk. If you didn't look closely, you wouldn't be able to see that the inside of the Sprite stickers was filled with densely packed cheat sheets.

If it weren't for Fang Qin's good eyesight, unless someone could sit as close as that boy, he wouldn't be able to see the cheat sheet at all.

Absolutely, these bastards are really amazing, they will definitely be agents when they grow up.

Look at these methods, and see my psychological quality of not blushing and not beating, it is really a pity not to be an agent.

Of course, what's even more regrettable is that these little "agents" met themselves as a big agent, so they were doomed to tragedy.

Apart from anything else, Fang Qin walked around the class before distributing the papers. He searched for glasses, big earrings, Sprite and all kinds of watches and bracelets, and filled the podium table.

Disappointment appeared on the faces of the students, but they didn't dare to do anything.

If it were any other teacher, they would still dare to shout a few words, but who among the students in Shanlin Middle School doesn't know the famous Rubik's Cube?
Not daring to shout, the students still slightly expressed their dissatisfaction: "Teacher Fang, don't you need to be so extreme?"

"That's right. Be a human being and stay on the front line, so we can meet each other in the future!"

"In the future?" Hearing a female student say such words, Fang Qin's mind was full of messy things, which made him think wrong again.

"Ahem!" Fang Qin coughed dryly twice, withdrew his thoughts, and said in a rare serious manner, "Students, you must be honest in life! Integrity is a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation, and we must not lose it!"

"Teacher Fang, it's fine to be honest at other times, but don't cheat in the exam, so I will be a student next year!"

"Yeah, cheating is not active, there is something wrong with the brain!"

"puff--"

Fang Qin didn't expect that these students wanted to cheat, and all the famous words came out, and he almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda.

He was very puzzled and asked: "All of you are so talented in literature and eloquence, are you afraid that you will fail the Chinese test?"

The students looked at Fang Qin like a monster: "Teacher Fang, are you out? The current English papers can't be read and you can't do it. The Chinese papers make you understand but you can't do it!"

In fact, Fang Qin is not OUT, but he has never been to school at all, so how can he know what the Chinese paper looks like.

According to Fang Qin's idea, isn't the Chinese paper just to ask students to write a composition, or to test the understanding and application of words and sentences?

Anyway, there were still a few minutes before the exam, so Fang Qin wanted to know what the Chinese paper that he could understand but couldn't do was like: "Can you give me an example and listen to one or two questions?"

A girl said aggrievedly: "The last test was the famous book "Journey to the West". We thought we knew "Journey to the West" very well, but we didn't know that the subject of the test was Monkey King and Erlang God when he wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace. What did it become, then what did it become, and what did it become again. This kind of topic is almost as good as copying it with a book!"

"What the hell?! Is there such a perverted question?" Fang Qin cursed secretly.

Isn't this kind of test topic the same as Kong Yiji's "How many ways to write the character 'fen'"?

It has been so many years, and Huaxia Education is still cultivating the pedantic literati described by Mr. Zhou Shuren, which is really sad.

The essence of the thought of the masterpiece is not tested, and the author's intention to express is not tested, but the 72 changes of Sun Houzi are tested, and your sister is tested!

If the Chinese papers really looked like this, Fang Qin felt that he would really embarrass these cheating boys, because even if they cheated, they might not be able to take the exam!

"There is a sentence in the last paragraph of Kong Yiji, 'Maybe Kong Yiji is indeed dead'. The teacher said this sentence uses the contradictory expressions of 'about' and 'certainly' to express a realm that is exhaustive but has endless meaning."

Another student said, "I used 'approximately' and 'certainly' like this in my composition last time, and the teacher actually said that I was wrong! The farts of great writers are delicious, and the food of us students is stinky." Yes, how can this language make people live!"

Fang Qin was speechless, because Fang Qin also thought so.

The ancients used typos and called it Tongjia, which caused a lot of inconvenience to understand, and there are many people who say that Tongjia is used well.

The author of some articles didn't have much meaning at first, but a group of guys who studied Chinese studied a lot of the author's ideas abruptly, and then proudly put them out to test the students.

The most typical one is "Dream of Red Mansions" from the four famous novels.

The author is a descendant of a down-and-out family. In today's terms, the second generation of officials and riches has become a poor (upper voice) silk, and then describes the decline of his family in novels.

A poor and down-to-earth literati, doesn’t he just write novels based on his own ideas, how can he think about what ideas to add to his articles?
If this Mr. Cao knew that his novels supported a large group of red scholars in China, would he lament the injustice of the heavens.

After thinking so much, Fang Qin couldn't help feeling that these students were really pitiful.

But, no matter how poor you are, you can't cheat when I invigilate the exam!

One thing is one thing. Since you are students, integrity in exams is your foundation.If you can't even do this at all, what's the point of cheating and getting good grades?
(End of this chapter)