Thousands of world exchanges

Chapter 98

Tang Ming took the lead and stood in front of everyone, holding a streamer sword in his hand.Quite like the spirit of the ancient generals who guarded the gate with one man, and ten thousand men could not open it.

"Old Tang, good job. Now is the time when the party needs you. This arduous and glorious task is entrusted to you. Don't worry, I will remember to pay your party dues for you." The situation, but still look like a fool.Mouth still full of running trains.

"Fatty, what the hell are you talking about? That's what the glorious soldier in the movie said before he died. Did you say that, Old Tang, don't worry, we will take care of your affairs after you leave ..." The combination of Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang is always optimistic and unforgiving no matter what kind of danger they encounter.

Tang Ming's original momentum, but when he heard the two people's gag, he couldn't laugh or cry.

"Boom" the big rice dumpling didn't give everyone time to bicker, one jumped out of the coffin, and hit the ground heavily, splashing countless dust.

When Tang Ming saw the red-haired rice dumpling approaching aggressively, he also gave up the idea of ​​bickering with the two of them at this time, and rushed forward with his dick.

The streamer sword in Tang Ming's hand is an authentic fairy weapon with extraordinary power. It is difficult for any weapon to match the sharpness of the sword itself.

However, in order to hone himself, Tang Ming sealed most of the power of the Flowing Sword through the system, retaining only a small part of its sharpness, but it was just like an ordinary magic weapon.Otherwise, if you fight with anyone and cut off the opponent's weapon with a single sword, it's still a fart.

Tang Ming held the Flowing Light Sword, and the sword flower in his hand flickered, and the tip of the Flowing Light Sword appeared at the throat of the big red-haired rice dumpling.

"Ding..." the streamer sword pierced the red-haired rice dumpling's throat, but the obstacle encountered, not only did not penetrate, but produced a metallic clanging sound instead.

Red-haired Zongzi also felt the Liuguang sword at the throat, and hit the Liuguang sword with a palm.

Tang Ming stepped on several steps, escaped the attack of the red-haired rice dumpling, and when he reappeared, there was another "ding", before the person arrived, the sword came first, and Tang Ming stabbed the big rice dumpling in the back of the head with a sword , but still to no avail.

"Ding, ding, ding" followed by repeated sounds in the tomb, Tang Ming's every sword must hit the vital point of the big rice dumpling, but they all returned in vain.

The big rice dumpling that has evolved into a red gun is now invulnerable, even the sharpness of the magic weapon can withstand it, but Tang Ming's repeated sword strikes are not useless at all.

The big zongzi that has evolved into a red-haired zongzi has also developed simple spiritual consciousness. Although Tang Ming's streamer sword did not cause any substantial damage to it, it still hurt the red-haired zongzi, which made the red-haired zongzi roar Again and again.

"Boom" was another metallic sound, and I saw that Fatty Wang was also acting like a ghost at this time, and he and Hu Bayi moved a huge mace from nowhere, and the two worked together to ride the big rice dumpling and were beaten Attracted, the two tried their best to lift the mace horizontally and slammed it into the red-haired rice dumpling.

The big zongzi was caught off guard, and was knocked out by the two with a mace together.

"Good job, the party and the people will remember your contributions, and I will definitely give you a great credit later on." Tang Ming also praised when he saw the two smashing the red-haired zongzi into the air.

But as soon as Tang Ming finished speaking, the red-haired zongzi got up again.

"Damn it, this red-haired rice dumpling can't be made with iron. I really don't believe Fatty Master, Lao Hu, come again, this time we'll hit him on the head." Pick up the mace and rush to the red-haired rice dumplings.

But this time, he didn't have the good luck he had before. The dumpling that was knocked into the air roared angrily and rushed towards him. With a slap of his palms, he knocked the mace into the air, and he didn't know where.

Fatty Wang, who was caught off guard, rushed straight into the arms of the red-haired rice dumpling.

Fatty Wang raised his head to look at the big rice dumpling with a ferocious face. The big rice dumpling roared loudly, and a stench rushed towards his face, almost knocking Fatty Wang unconscious.

When the big zongzi saw the gift thrown into his arms, he didn't hesitate, he opened his bloody mouth and was about to bite down on Fatty Wang in his arms.

And Hu Bayi, who fell to the ground, also hurriedly grabbed Fatty Wang's legs at this time, and pulled back fiercely. Fatty Wang lost his balance without any preparation, and fell face to the ground.It is also narrowly avoided the big mouth of the big rice dumpling.

But Fatty Wang, who lost his balance, also grabbed Da Zongzi's clothes in panic, and only heard a "stab" sound, and Fatty Wang tore off a large part of Da Zongzi's pants directly. The clothes that existed for hundreds of years The tenacity of the past has long been lost, and the trousers of the big rice dumpling were directly torn into shorts, exposing the thighs that were as dry and disgusting as black charcoal.

Hu Bayi also reacted quickly, and just dragged Fatty Wang's thigh backwards.

At this time, Tang Ming also hurriedly stepped in, blocking the big zongzi who wanted to attack the two of them.Continue to swim and fight with the big zongzi.

Hu Bayi dragged Fatty Wang aside, quickly helped Fatty Wang up, and called to him.

Fatty Wang, who had just been smothered by the zombie's mouth, was also a little dazed at this moment, and Hu Bayi quickly slapped him a few times before he woke up.

"Ouch..." Fatty Wang, who had just woken up, immediately vomited to the side.

After vomiting for a long time, Fatty Wang, who really had nothing to vomit in his stomach, finally recovered: "I fucked with the [-]th generation of the ancestor of this big rice dumpling. He hasn't brushed his teeth for how many years. It's disgusting to me, Fatty." After finishing speaking He retched to the side again.

Hu Bayi also patted Fatty on the back, and also laughed and cursed: "Fatty, I have been with you for so many years, I never thought that you still have such a habit, next time I sleep, I will stay away from you."

Fatty Wang also stopped vomiting when he heard that, and asked in question: "Old Hu, you fucking questioned your revolutionary comrades who have been close for many years. Fatty, I grew up with you, and you even know how many hairs I have on my body. Does the mother have any special hobbies?"

Hu Bayi also continued to laugh and said: "Then why are you fucking picking up the old rice dumpling's pants? Look, the old rice dumpling has fallen in love with you now, and he wants to be with you desperately." The big rice dumpling that Ming blocked, at this time the big rice dumpling's two dark thighs were exposed, and the pants on his body were also incompletely floating on his body.

Fatty Wang was also furious when he heard Hu Bayi's ridicule: "Old Hu, you are slandering, why don't you allow the rice dumpling in the National People's Congress to take off your pants when it gets hot? You are serious feudal thinking, and even the big rice dumpling knows how to follow closely According to the trend of the times, this attire will become popular one day. Fatty Wang was fainted by the breath of the big rice dumpling just now, and he doesn't remember what happened just now, but if he can deny it, he will not admit it. his principles.

"What the hell is this? It's really fucking bad luck." Fatty Wang also saw the cloth strip he was still holding tightly in his hand at this time, and when he looked at Zongzi's thigh, he recognized that it was the same kind. Fatty Wang's His face couldn't help but get hot.

"Brother Hu, look at Brother Wang!" At this moment, Yingzi's voice saved Fatty's embarrassment.

The two followed the sound and saw that the mace that had been blown away by the zongzi hit a wall, smashing a big hole in the wall of the tomb.

The two also walked over quickly, and the flashlight shone on the big hole. There is a passage behind the big hole, and they don't know where it leads.

The two wanted to continue their research, but were interrupted by the roar of Zongzi.

"Old Tang, hold on for a while longer," Hu Bayi shouted at Tang Ming, and after he finished speaking, he found the package scattered on the ground and searched for something inside.

"Found it" Hu Bayi took out a dark and slender thing from the package, and said happily.

"Good guy, black donkey's hooves, look at this old rice dumpling now, and you still have to be frightened." Fatty Wang looked at the object in Hu Bayi's hand and recognized it, and at the same time looked at the old rice dumpling fiercely.

"Old Tang, here we come,"

Tang Ming had already fought with Zongzi for more than a hundred rounds at this time, and the original clothes on Zongzi's body had become rags and were still hanging on his body. Although Tang Ming was a natural master, the seal of the weapon and the old Zongzi is invulnerable, Tang Ming has no choice but to drag the old Zongzi all the time.

"Hey, old zongzi, look at this!" Fatty Wang successfully released his taunting skills, and he successfully pulled all the hatred on himself. The old zongzi also abandoned Tang Ming, and recognized the perverted fat man who picked up his pants, and jumped at him desperately. To the fat man.

At this time, Hu Bayi and Yingzi, who had already been prepared, also pulled the nylon rope and rushed towards the old rice dumpling. When they were caught off guard for a while, Hu Bayi and Yingzi moved quickly, pulling the rope around the big rice dumpling again and again. After a while, the big rice dumpling was trapped firmly. The nylon rope was also brought by Tang Ming, and the quality was also impeccable.

"Fatty, hurry up." Hu Bayi and Yingzi tightly held the two ends of the nylon rope.

The fat man who was sitting on the ground was frightened by the rushing zongzi also hurriedly got up, took out the black donkey's hoof and stuffed it into the old zongzi's mouth.

As soon as the black donkey's hoof entered the old rice dumpling's mouth, the old rice dumpling suddenly fell silent.

The fat man also let out a long breath, and sat down on the ground.

But Hu Bayi was still worried, He Yingzi continued to wrap around the big rice dumpling, tied the nylon rope into a knot, and firmly trapped the big rice dumpling, so he felt relieved.

Tang Ming also let go of his heart at this time. Although relying on his body skills, Zongzi can't hit him at all, but he is not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. If such a disgusting big Zongzi hits you, he will not be scared It should take several days.

"Fatty, look, your old friend is drooling at you." Hu Bayi fell to the ground, but his eyes were still fixed on the old rice dumpling.

The fat man also looked at Hu Bayi's words. Although the old rice dumpling had a black donkey's hoof stuffed in his mouth and lost his body's ability to move, the old rice dumpling's eyeballs could still move. I don't know what kind of liquid is in the mouth of the black donkey's hoof, and it looks disgusting.

Fatty Wang got up in a jerk, walked to the zongzi, looked at the big zongzi in front of him: "Oh, I'll go, you old zongzi, you still have a fight with me, and you still stare at me. If you get pissed again, come on again!" Look." Fatty said to Zongzi at this time, slapped Zongzi on the mouth, and also scolded Zongzi fiercely, and he didn't know if it was because of Zongzi's bad breath, or because he ripped off his pants.

After resting for a while, everyone walked up to the big hole made by the mace.

At this time, the origin has been "sealed" by the coffin board of the old rice dumpling, and it will not be opened for a while. Under the unanimous curiosity of everyone, they also made a unified decision, and everyone walked into that place with the spoils of harvest. In the big hole.

"Fatty, stop playing, let's go"

"Hey, okay"

Everyone walked into the big hole, but they didn't notice that after they left, the old rice dumpling that had been stuffed into the mouth by the black donkey's hoof trembled.

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　When the author is watching Ghost Blowing the Lantern, what he likes most is Fatty Wang and Hu Bayi's 80s nonsense, but the author's ability is limited, so he can only imitate some. I hope readers will like it.

　　
　
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