City Supreme Heavenly Emperor

Chapter 25 This Is Not an Ordinary Mouse
Maybe it was Ximen Jinye's last sentence, "A mouse touches a cat's ass, it's looking for death!" It was so funny that some audience members couldn't help laughing out loud, and then they quickly covered their mouths for fear of offending Ximen Jinye.

Ximen Jinye was about to give an order to beat Nan Nan, but before she could speak, Nan Nan woke up like a dream, shouting, "Wrong! You are so wrong!"

Ximen Jinye was taken aback, and asked involuntarily, "Where did I go wrong?"

Nan Nan was like a lunatic, waving her hands wildly while yelling: "Do you know why the mouse touches the cat's ass? Because the cat's ass is itchy, the mouse wants to scratch the cat! For the mouse The act of being selfless and helping others should be strongly commended! Strongly advocated! The theory of courting death is unreasonable!"

Immediately, the audience couldn't help laughing.

Ximen Jinye became a little anxious, and argued loudly: "You are wrong! Cats are the natural enemies of mice. Even if the cat's ass is itchy, mice would not dare to risk their lives to scratch the cat!"

As soon as Ximen Jinye finished speaking, her four male thugs and several female followers all echoed her, and the momentum was quite astonishing.

Nan Nan was still waving her hands and said hoarsely, "Absurd! Absurd! I have two reasons to prove your absurdity!"

Ximen Jinye was completely caught up in the rhythm by Nan Nan, and she had long forgotten the real purpose of this trip, so she couldn't help asking: "What two reasons do you have?"

Nan Nan stopped waving her hands, stretched out a finger, and continued talking endlessly: "The first reason: this is not an ordinary mouse! This is a mouse that sacrifices itself for others! This is a mouse that repays evil with kindness This is a selfless and fearless mouse! This mouse has a feeling of compassion; Although it used to run around under the cat's chase, once it found the cat's ass was itchy, the mouse immediately abandoned its nine grievances with the cat, immediately disregarded personal life and death, and immediately rushed I climbed up and touched the cat's ass! This kind of fearless spirit, this kind of morality of self-sacrifice and saving others, can be called a model for all the teachers and students of Yudu University, and it is an example for our teachers and students to learn from!"

Speaking of this, Nan Nan leaned back slightly, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said: "There should be applause here!"

Suddenly, the audience burst into thunderous applause!

Amidst the applause, a girl said excitedly: "This boy must be from the Faculty of Arts! The language is flowing like clouds and flowing water, and the diction is as beautiful as brocade and jade. Especially a few parallel sentences, all in one go! The Faculty of Liberal Arts of Yudu University is well-deserved!"

A boy next to him immediately corrected: "There is no such boy in our liberal arts school!"

When everyone was applauding, Nan Nan glanced at Ximen Jinye.

This was the first time that Nan Nan looked at Ximen Jinye directly, and at a close distance.

After looking at it, even though Nan Nan had seen all the beauties in the world in his life, he was still slightly taken aback.

Ximen Jinye is completely worthy of the title of one of the four beauties in Yudu!
She has golden hair and golden clothes, which fully reflect the word "gold" in her name.

However, her complexion is not golden yellow, but rosy white, very delicate, almost flamboyant.

Her facial features are simply a masterpiece carefully crafted by the creator!Whether it is viewed from the front or side view, it is almost perfect.

Her figure can be called the golden ratio.

Beautiful women with fancy clothes make Ximen Jinye look like a fairy who has been relegated to the world.

On the stadium, with Ximen Jinye and Nan Nan as the center, there was a sea of ​​people and applause.

At some point, Nangong Ziyan and Beigong Qiushui also appeared at the same time.

Those who found Nangong Ziyan and Beigong Qiushui hurriedly stepped aside, letting Nangong Ziyan and Beigong Qiushui move forward.

You know, in Yudu University, Nangong Ziyan, Ximen Jinye, and Beigong Qiushui, the three wealthy ladies, are the objects that the students can't afford to provoke, and even the teachers have to treat them three politely.

Coincidentally, just now when Nan Nan glanced at Ximen Jinye, she was spotted by Nangong Ziyan and Beigong Qiushui.

Immediately, Nangong Ziyan had overturned the bottle of vinegar in her heart, and she couldn't help gnashing her teeth: "Nan Nan, a damned beggar, actually ate what was in the bowl and looked at what was in the pot! He already ate me into his mouth. She even fell in love with that bitch Ximen Jinye!"

At the same time, Beigong Qiushui's heart was also sour: "That day in the sheep pen, I didn't wear any clothes, but Nan Nan didn't even look at me at all! Now that Ximen Jinye is wearing clothes, he looks so carefully ! Could it be that in his eyes, I, who is not wearing clothes, is not as good as Ximen Jinye who is wearing clothes?"

Thinking of this, Beigong Qiushui couldn't help clenching his fists, and secretly swore: "No, I must make Nan Nan my man! If I don't fulfill my wish, I will never give up!"

When the applause died down, Ximen Jinye stroked her blond hair with one hand, stared at Nan Nan intently, and asked loudly, "What's your second reason?"

Nan Nan stretched out two fingers, and continued eloquently: "The second reason: You said that cats are the natural enemies of mice, which is a big mistake! Why do you say that? As we all know, this world is a A world of opposites and unity! In this world, contradictions are everywhere! However, contradictions can be transformed into each other! In this world, there are no permanent friends and no permanent enemies! Yesterday’s enemies can become today’s friends A friend who is as close as a brother today may turn against each other tomorrow!"

The audience was so silent that even a needle could be heard falling.

Everyone looked at each other, savoring Nan Nan's words.

In the silence, a girl exclaimed excitedly: "The speech is so good! It's really 'listening to what you say is better than reading ten years of books'! Every sentence is rich in connotation and full of philosophy! This boy must be a philosopher. Faculty! Yudu University School of Philosophy, when did it become so awesome?"

A girl from the philosophy school next to her immediately corrected: "There is no such a boy in our philosophy school!"

Nan Nan seemed to be full of ideas, his words were sonorous, and his words were like the Yangtze River: "There is an idiom called 'cat and mouse sleep together', and the cat and the mouse actually sleep together! What does this mean? It shows that the natural enemies of the cat and the mouse can not only Become like-minded friends, you can also become like-minded lovers! In that case, the male mouse touches the female cat's ass, not only is it not courting death, but it is obligatory and justified!"

As soon as Nan Nan finished speaking, everyone was already laughing.

When the laughter stopped, Nan Nan pointed at Ximen Jinye's face and said in a loud voice, "It's like the two of us, who were unequal enemies just now, might become glue-like lovers in a blink of an eye! In that case, if we No, shall we demonstrate it now?"

(End of this chapter)