Uncle's Guide to Chasing His Wife

Chapter 171 Confession Skills

Although Ma Botao thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say so, and changed the subject, "Brother Sheng, you said you are going to confess, right? Then how are you going to confess?"

How to confess?

Lin Zisheng looked at him in surprise, "How can I confess, isn't it just telling her 'I like her', how else can I confess?"

"..." Ma Botao was so frightened that he almost missed the hot dog in his hand, and asked in surprise, "It's gone?"

"It's gone!"

"It's that simple?"

"What else should I do?" Lin Zisheng looked at him strangely.

Let Ma Botao say that Lin Zisheng is the straight man, the one who can't be straight anymore!Anyone who has never been in a relationship knows that the confession should not be so hasty, but Lin Zisheng just doesn't know anything about it.

"Brother Sheng, are you going to be an empty-handed white wolf? Which girl would be willing!" Ma Botao looked at him contemptuously, and took a bite of the hot dog stick, "What is the difference between your behavior and sending a text message to confess? When visiting patients, you know how to carry flowers and bring some fruit, you... oh..."

Lin Zisheng felt embarrassed when he said this, and his face was a little embarrassed, "I hear what you mean, do you know what to do?"

Ma Botao threw the stick in his hand into the trash can, and snorted disdainfully, "Haven't you ever eaten pork or seen a pig running? Don't you usually watch idol dramas or novels?"

Lin Zisheng shook his head dully, as if being reprimanded by the teacher, "I usually like to sleep and play games, how can I have time to watch those!"

Ma Botao sighed helplessly, and stretched out five fingers, "Do you know what girls like to receive when they are confessed?"

Lin Zisheng shook his head decisively.

"First, flowers! The more colorful they are, the more they like them!" Ma Botao said, curling up a finger.

"Second, candles! Just imagine the atmosphere wrapped in heart-shaped candles, how wonderful it would be!" He said, curling up his second finger.

"Thirdly, lipstick! Girls don't have to eat or have lipstick! If you make her angry, give her a lipstick to calm her down immediately!" Ma Botao curled up his third finger.

"This is the fourth one~ of course it is a shiny diamond ring! But you haven't reached that point yet, the ring will be exempted."

Lin Zisheng opened his eyes wide, as if he had been educated, "What about the fifth one?"

Ma Botao raised his lips proudly, curled up his fifth finger silently, and said, "The fifth and most important point—other people's blessings! The more you confess to her in a crowded place, the more she will be. excited!"

"As long as you grasp these five points well, Yu Bai will be able to catch them in no time!"

Lin Zisheng nodded thoughtfully, and smiled at Ma Botao, "If this matter is done, I will buy all your hot dogs!"

"Fuck, Brother Sheng!" Ma Botao immediately acted like a dog, "Don't forget this after you have a girlfriend! I'll be waiting for you to buy hot dogs!"

Lin Zisheng patted his chest, "Isn't it just a hot dog! I still have some money!"

Ma Botao was in a very good mood after being told by him, "Brother Sheng, if you need it, you can borrow movies from me to watch at any time, I still have a lot here!"

The corner of Lin Zisheng's mouth twitched, "Damn you, watch less of those things, it's not good for your health!"

As he spoke, he also looked towards Ma Botao's crotch, which made Ma Botao's ass tight in fright.

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(End of this chapter)