Not because I'm cute

Chapter 1 Sequelae of the seventh rib

1
It is already the tenth day after the "Liqiu", and the temperature in Jiangcheng, known as the stove, is still only rising and not falling. The sun is hanging brightly in the sky and the ground is scorching hot, the kind that can fry half-cooked poached eggs.

What was even hotter than this weather was the atmosphere in Jiang Da Auditorium. All the staff members of the Student Union were making intensive preparations for tonight's welcome party.

Qin Luo picked out an air conditioner, sucking a popsicle in his mouth, taking the time to reply to her roommate Xiaosong's message.

The little girl’s name, Song Yang, was originally a very literary and gentle name, but one time in a freshman class, a professor spoke in his substandard Mandarin and said, “Let’s ask my classmate to answer this question.” So far, Song Yang has officially changed his name to Counseling, also known as Xiao Counseling.

Because of the rehearsal of the welcome party, Qin Luo took personal leave in the afternoon and didn't go to class. At this moment, Xiao Dong was sending her a complaint of blood and tears in class:
Can you believe it?Urchin Zhou said he was not in the mood for class today!Let's write a random [-]-word essay on "The Death of Socrates"!casual?A thousand words?

Qin Luo stroked his chin and nodded. This is indeed "Naughty Zhou", writing papers whenever he disagrees.

Zhou Ertong is a well-known professor in their law school. He got this name because of his funny lectures and wayward assessment methods.

Qin Luo also doesn't understand why she is so favored by Zhou Urchin. As long as it is his class, Qin Luo will be cueed every class, either "Qin Luo, you come and answer this question", or "Qin Luo, you come to talk about it." Talk about your opinion.” In short, Professor Zhou has ten thousand ways to wake her up.

Qin Luo didn't know how to comfort Xiaodun, so he sent her back an emoji of "touching the head".

Xiao Coun quickly replied: I almost gnawed my fingernails and couldn't hold back a word, so how should I write this paper?
Qin Luo squatted in the corner with a popsicle in his mouth and replied: You can discuss the death of Socrates and the spirit of abiding by the law. It was the death of Socrates that made him great, so I probably wrote it in this way Bar.

After receiving the reply, Xiaodou sent her a "What?", and told her to remember to keep three tickets for the welcome party.

Qin Luo first despised her roommates who had the cheek to watch the welcome party when they were sophomores, then said friendly that they had reserved tickets for them, and finally did not forget to ask Xiaodou to bring her a Chinese The super big chicken chop at the district chicken chop shop.

After class at noon, she was summoned to rehearse before she even had time to eat. She has eaten nothing but a popsicle until now, and she has already sang several empty city tricks in her stomach.

When she was thinking about whether to eat something other than chicken chops, she heard Queen Jiang calling her on the stage: "Qin Luo, come here and go through the process again."

Qin Luo hurriedly stuffed the phone into his trouser pocket and replied "Okay".

Queen Jiang is the instructor of the school art troupe. Because of her [-]-meter aura and sharp eyes, she is "kindly" called Queen Jiang by the members of the art troupe.

A total of four hosts were arranged for the party, two men and two women. It is said that Chen Jian, the male host who is partnered with Qin Luo, has gone to pick up people and will not be able to come over until later.

Chen Jian is a veteran of the host team. In front of the freshmen who are freshmen and sophomores, he, a senior who is a sophomore, has a sense of history.

After the process was completed, the three hosts stood in line. Queen Jiang frowned and swept Qin Luo, who was wearing a T-shirt and denim shorts, from head to toe, and then looked at the other hostess who was dressed up next to her. The man raised his wrist and looked at his watch: "Qin Luo, I'll give you 10 minutes to make yourself look like a human."

What Queen Jiang chose for Qin Luo was a one-shoulder red dress, which reached to her knees, just revealing her well-shaped collarbone and slender and well-proportioned calves. Her skin is fair, and the red suits her very well. The only downside yes--

"Breathe in, inhale! Take another deep breath, and you'll be up!"

"Ahhh... no no no, I feel like it's going to explode!"

Yes, this dress is good everywhere, except that the waist is a little bit tight.

By the time Qin Luo changed her clothes and stepped on the eight centimeter high heels, half of her life had already been lost.

After six o'clock in the evening, the audience began to enter the arena one after another, and Qin Luo received a message from Xiaodun: The hostage is in my hands, quickly get the ticket in exchange.

It looks like her chicken chops have arrived.

Qin Luo talked to Cheng Xiao, another hostess next to her, and went to find them. As soon as she went out, she saw three people waving at her excitedly.

Qin Luo handed her the ticket: "The ticket for zone B, the specific seat has not been determined, you can choose whatever you want."

"Area B?" Yi Yi's face was full of surprise, "The VIP seats facing the stage? Qin Luo, you have opened the back door too far!"

Qin Luo stuffed a piece of chicken chop into his mouth and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction: "This is all my love for you!"

The four talked for a while, and Qin Luo received a message from Cheng Xiao saying that Chen Jian had arrived, and asked her to go back and speak to her.She handed the chicken chop in her hand to Lin Han: "I have to go, eat it."

Lin Han looked at the half of the chicken chop left in his pocket in surprise: "What's wrong today, this is not your real level."

Qin Luo reluctantly glanced at the chicken chop: "It's the clothes that restrict me." She waved at the three of them, "I'll go in first, and I'll contact you after the party."

When Qin Luo arrived, Queen Jiang was pulling Chen Jian to discuss. Seeing her coming, she greeted everyone and went through the process again. After finishing the words, Qin Luo felt that her patience was reaching its limit. A few pieces of chicken chops were stuck in her chest, and she panicked. She leaned on her waist and rushed straight into the host team's special lounge, and then locked the door neatly.

2
Gu Yanshen did a day's experiment during the day, and finally got free at night and was pulled over by Chen Jian to watch some kind of welcome party. Before the party started, he randomly found a quiet place to take a good rest.

He was raising his head and moving his cervical spine when the door of the lounge was suddenly slammed open and a gust of wind swept in. Before he could make a sound, he saw the man who rushed in swiftly throw off the high heels on his feet and pull down the skirt of the dress Side zipper, the whole set of action in one go.

Gu Yanshen turned his head decisively, closed his eyes and coughed lightly.

At this moment, Qin Luo was patting his chest to help the chicken chops reach his stomach smoothly. By the way, he was enjoying the short-term unfettered sense of freedom. A sudden cough made the whole world quiet, and even the air suddenly froze.

She mechanically turned her head to the source of the sound, and there was a person sitting there, to be precise, a strange male. Although his eyes were closed, she was sure that he must have seen the scene of her letting go of herself just now.

The body reacted faster than the brain, and Qin Luo hurriedly pulled the zipper of the dress skirt.

However, there is a law in this world that when you are in an embarrassing situation, there must be something else to make you more embarrassing.

Chen Jian knocked on the door from outside: "Gu Yanshen, are you in?"

Chen Jian tried to open the door and found that it was locked, then began to knock on the door: "Gu Yanshen, why are you locking the door?"

The zipper seemed to be stuck, and the more anxious Qin Luo was, the more she couldn't pull it on. The blood welled up all over her body, burning her cheeks hot.

Chen Jian's voice was loud, and the sound of knocking on the door was even louder. Qin Luosheng was afraid that he would attract more people to watch, so he shouted to Chen Jian outside the door: "There is no Gu Yanshen here, you can look elsewhere!"

However, Chen Jian didn't believe it: "I watched him go in. Qin Luo, you are also inside? What are you doing inside? Why did you lock the door?"

Qin Luo pretended not to hear.

A cold male voice came from the corner: "Are you alright?"

Qin Luo hurriedly replied: "Ah, not yet! Don't open your eyes yet!" Then he buried his head and continued to struggle with the zipper.

Chen Jian was still chattering outside the door: "What hasn't happened yet? Why don't you open your eyes yet? What are you two doing in there? Why are you so excited with your eyes closed? I'm curious about the current situation. Open the door quickly, I have I need to tell you something." After he finished speaking, he squeezed his voice and yelled in a strange voice, "Fu Wenpei, open the door! You have the ability to steal a man, you have the ability to open the door!"

Help! Really, whoever has the purple gold gourd can come and take this evildoer away!

Qin Luo was shy and anxious, the zipper seemed to be on the bar with her.She turned her head to look at the person in the corner who still had her eyes closed. After struggling for a long time, she gritted her teeth, closed her eyes and slowly moved towards the person in the corner with a look of willingness. It seems to be about [-]% maybe stuck, I can't pull it, can you help..."

Gu Yan paused for a while and said in surprise, "Me? Help you? Zipper?"

Qin Luo blushed: "Yes, you heard correctly..."

Gu Yanshen still closed his eyes, took a deep breath and stretched out his hand towards the void, motioning for her to come over.

Qin Luo moved closer to him, and his hand touched her waist, as if he was groping for the position of the zipper.

"Ahhh... where are you touching!"

"Feel sorry."

Qin Luo is ticklish, and while trying her best to hold back her smile, she cautiously suggested: "I said, why don't you open your eyes."

When he opened his eyes, Qin Luoqing pretended to be calm and added: "Don't look where you shouldn't."

Hearing this, Gu Yan glanced at the person in front of her. She was standing barefoot on the ground, the top of her head just reaching his shoulders. The one-shoulder dress complemented her delicate clavicle and slender neck. He lowered his eyes and said in a calm voice: "Yes. Nothing to see."

Qin Luo choked, what did he mean?
She was muttering to herself, when his voice sounded above her head again: "Shut up your stomach."

Qin Luo obediently took a deep breath.

"Again."

Finally, the zipper that disgraced her was successfully zipped up before she suffocated.

Gu Yan withdrew his hand and sincerely advised her: "Don't embarrass yourself like this next time." After speaking, he walked around her to open the door.

Qin Luo: Meow meow?

It's really not her embarrassing herself, but this dress is embarrassing her!

The door was suddenly opened, and Chen Jian, who was lying on the door, almost fell into a shit. After stabilizing his figure, he glanced back and forth between the two of them a few times, squinting his eyes, and said, "Be honest and be lenient."

Gu Yanshen replied frankly, "I choose to be strict."

Qin Luo was busy putting on his shoes and pretending that he didn't exist.

Chen Jian took a step back and blocked the door: "If you don't give me an explanation today, no one can get out from here!"

Gu Yan glanced deeply at Qin Luo, whose neck was pink, and then at Chen Jian, whose gossip soul was burning.He knows this person too well, so with his spirit of breaking the casserole and asking the truth, if you don't give him an explanation today, everyone will not want to get away. Fortunately, he is easy to deceive.

Gu Yan cleared his throat deeply and said calmly, "Okay, I'll tell you everything."

Qin Luo who was next to him almost jumped up and covered his mouth, Gu Yanshen gave her a calm look, and continued to speak: "Actually, nothing happened," he pointed at the corner, " I was resting there just now, and you knocked on the door within a minute after she came in, what do you think can happen to us in this short minute?"

Chen Jian didn't believe it × 1: "Then why are you locking the door? It took so long to open the door for me?"

Gu Yan looked at Qin Luo deeply: "Have you locked the door?"

Qin Luo pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "Ah? Why lock the door? I didn't lock the door, maybe it was the wind."

Chen Jian didn't believe it × 2: "Then it took so long for you to open the door for me, Qin Luo, you still lied to me that he wasn't inside!"

Qin Luo opened his eyes and turned on the nonsense skill again: "This door seems to be broken, I have been unable to open it, and I really didn't notice that there were people inside at first, I didn't know until he came to open the door for you."

Chen Jian didn't believe it × 3: "Then why did you say 'not yet! Don't open your eyes yet'?"

Qin Luo faltered: "Oh, this, this..." While talking, he gave Gu Yan a deep wink.

Gu Yanshen came to the rescue in time: "It wasn't to me, she was on the phone."

Qin Luo was quick to wit: "Yes! I'm on the phone!" She continued to babble without changing her expression, "And you heard it wrong, I didn't say 'not yet! Don't open your eyes yet', I'm speaking in my hometown dialect, meaning I haven't eaten yet."

native dialect……

Gu Yanshen expressed his admiration.

Chen Jian stroked her chin and thought. These two people had never met before, and they couldn't match each other.

He let out an "oh", obviously believing the flawed statement: "It's boring, I thought there was some crazy gossip." He hooked Gu Yanshen's shoulder, "Let's go, the party is about to start, I specially I'm here to call you." Turning around, he said to Qin Luo, "Hurry up too, it's time to wait."

Qin Luo repeatedly agreed: "Okay, okay." She patted her chest and let out a long breath, but fortunately she was able to get past it, it was too embarrassing just now...

She comforted herself, fortunately, she was humiliated in front of a stranger, and the school was so big, the two of them would definitely have an indefinite future, rounding it up would mean that nothing actually happened today.

3.
At around nine o'clock, the welcome party finally came to a successful conclusion.

After the curtain call, Qin Luo returned to the lounge and just took out his mobile phone when he received a message from Xiaodou, asking if he should wait for her.

Considering that the staff would stay to clean up the venue, and that Queen Jiang might have to hold a brief summary meeting, Qin Luo worried that they would have to wait too long, so he replied "No need to wait".

After the venue was cleaned up, Queen Jiang let them go with a few simple words.

When Qin Luo changed her clothes, packed up her things and came out of the lounge, everyone had already left. The security uncle urged her to hurry up, he wanted to lock the door and turn off the lights.

Both the main entrance and the side door she used to go through were locked, so she had to go around to the other side door, and happened to meet Gu Yanshen who was waiting for someone at the door.

Qin Luo paused for a moment, looking at the tall and tall man standing under the street lamp, he couldn't help feeling that "Jiang Da male god" really lived up to his name.

In fact, she had heard the name "Gu Yanshen" before, and she had heard their team leader mention this "legendary man" with admiration and admiration as early as in the "Freshman Cup" debate competition in her freshman year.

Not only her team leader, but almost all the brothers and sisters she knew reacted like this when they mentioned Gu Yanshen. After listening to it a lot, she became curious about what kind of person could make everyone praise him.

At that time, Gu Yanshen happened to be studying abroad as an exchange student, so it wasn't until today when Chen Jian called his name that she connected the person in front of her with the image she had built in her imagination, roughly the same as she thought, and Something is different.

The same is his indifference and dignity; the difference is his facial paralysis and poisonous tongue.

Gu Yanshen was looking down at his mobile phone. The orange street lights sprinkled on him and covered him with a warm coat. Half of his face was hidden in the night. From her perspective, he could just see his chiseled profile. The face, the hands holding the phone are slender and well-defined, and these hands have zipped her for her not long ago...

Qin Luo recalled the scene in the lounge again. The seventh rib on the left was faintly hot. It was where his fingers accidentally touched it. The heat spread from the ribs upwards and dyed her face red.

When Gu Yan heard the movement, he turned his head towards her.Qin Luo's breath stopped, and he ran away in a hurry before he turned his head completely and saw her.

Gu Yanshen raised his eyebrows when he looked at the back of a certain fleeing figure, he really didn't recognize anyone when he put on clothes.

4
Qin Luo's dormitory lives on the fourth floor, and she heard Yi's roar from the stairwell on the third floor: "Song Yang, the high ground has been pushed, what are you still doing in the wild! Are you picking ganoderma?"

Then came the panicked voice of Xiaodong: "I dare not go there, I am afraid of death!"

Qin Luo immediately understood that it must be easy for Xiao Dong to beg her to play the recently popular "Glory of the King".

By the way, where is the knife in their bedroom?She has to go back and hide it quickly, otherwise tomorrow's campus headlines will be - "Shock! A certain girl's dormitory in Building 3 of Linhuyuan is too bad for playing games in a team, and they slashed at their roommates blood spattered on the spot!"

Qin Luo used to think that girls should not be interested in playing competitive games, until it was easy to get to know an out-and-out girl who played this game better than most boys.

Qin Luo still remembers the class meeting on the first night of freshman year. Everyone had to introduce themselves on stage according to their student number. When it was Yi's turn, everyone expressed curiosity about her name and asked her to explain the origin of the name.

Someone said arrogantly: "Because my father said that my mother gave birth to me easily, so I called it easy."

In short, this is a mysterious girl.

Qin Luo felt Yi Yi's despair through a door: "Come out, okay? What are you doing hiding behind Lao Tzu's back!"

Her answer was still "I'm afraid of death".

Yi Yi's lungs were about to explode: "If you're afraid of death, play a hammer game!"

As soon as Qin Luo opened the door, he heard the system prompt "Defeat" from his mobile phone.

Yi Yi was so angry that he dropped his phone and spun around the dormitory: "Where's the knife? Where's my 40-meter machete!"

Seeing Qin Luo pushing the door and coming in, Xiao Gui quickly hid behind her: "Help, it's easy to kill me!"

Qin Luo moved to the side unobtrusively: "Stay away from me, I'm afraid of blood splashing on me."

Xiao Counsel: "..."

Yi suddenly sang loudly angrily: "Promise me not to rank in the middle of the night, and don't try indulgence lightly!"

Qin Luo blinked: "I said, why are there so many stars tonight?" Yi and Xiaotong looked at her in confusion, Qin Luo paused deliberately, "It turns out that you two were the ones who lost the ranking."

Lin Han next to him burst out laughing, and Qin Luo noticed that the three of them had been arguing for so long, and Lin Han had been writing at his desk. She leaned over to take a look, and saw the three big characters "majestic and inviolable" calculus".

She asked with disbelief: "We have taught "Calculus" this semester? When will law school also take advanced mathematics?"

The little boy next to him laughed hahaha: "Speaking of this, I feel sorry for Lin Han, and at the same time, I admire her own father very much."

Yi Yi also laughed and echoed beside him: "I feel sorry for me."

After the two explained each other, Qin Luo knew that Lin Han had received a mysterious package today - a book "Calculus" plus a set of practice papers from her father, and received a call: "You follow this paper, and it will determine your living expenses in the future."

It's really miserable.

Lin Han's father is a math teacher, and the greatest wish in his life is that his precious daughter can "carry on his father's career". This can be seen from Lin Han's name, it is not the connotation, not the coldness, but the function of the letter.

As a result, when filling out the application form, Lin Han chose the law major behind her father's back, thinking that she would be able to break free from her father's Wuzhi Mountain, but one mountain is higher than the other, and Lin Han never thought that her father would have such a hand.

Qin Luo chatted with them for a few more words, then packed up her things and went to wash. When she came back from the wash, Xiao Dong poked his head out of the bed and told her mysteriously: "The head teacher is looking for you in the class, go and have a look." .”

She took a look at her mobile phone, and the class teacher was indeed looking for her: @秦罗, I suddenly remembered that the pot in your dormitory is with me, remember to bring your self-criticism to pick it up on Monday!

Qin Luo looked at the three of them with a messy face: "Our pot has been taken away again?"

Xiao Counselor: "Hmm."

Easy: "Right."

Lin Han: "Yes."

Qin Luo: "..."

The thing is like this, the four of them bought a small rice cooker together in their dormitory, and usually cook things by themselves in the dormitory when there is nothing to do, in fact, it is just for fun.

Then came the important point. Their school has a tradition of dorm inspections. The Life Department of the Student Union will organize people to do dormitory inspections every Friday, mainly checking illegal electrical appliances and the like.Lin Han works in the student union. Because he has a good relationship with the former head of the life department, they would turn a blind eye every time they checked the dormitory.But at the beginning of this semester, after the new term of the student union, the new minister happened to be Lin Han's deadly enemy, so every time they checked their dormitory, the hot pot would be confiscated every week without any accident.

Qin Luo sighed, and asked them: "Whose turn is it to write the review?"

Lin Han: "It was me last time."

Easy: "It was me last time."

Song Yang: "It was me last time."

Qin Luo: "Okay, I understand."

She was about to reply "received" when she saw their head teacher sent another message in the class group: I get tired of reading your same self-criticism every time, please write a self-criticism in English this time, There are not many requirements, three hundred words are enough.

English review... Qin Luo almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

5
After class on Monday morning, Qin Luo took the review to pick up the pot.

As soon as she stepped into the office door, she heard the enthusiastic voice of the head teacher: "You are here!"

Qin Luo's face was full of sincerity: "Mr. Li, I'm here to repent. I've deeply realized my mistakes, and I promise I won't make them again next time."

Director Li waved his hand: "Come on, I promise it will be really useful." She took out a stack of reviews from the drawer and waved them in front of Qin Luo, "Then I won't have so many of your writings here. I have reviewed it, and if I accumulate more, I will be able to produce a "Complete Review"!"

Qin Luo smiled awkwardly but obediently, ready to listen attentively to the teachings, but class leader Li pushed out a stool to greet Qin Luo: "What are you doing standing up, come and sit down, I haven't seen you for a long time, today we have Have a good talk!"

Qin Luo secretly complained, it's been a long time since I've seen you, and she saw her when she went to check the class last Friday.

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.

Sure enough, she cut to the chase after a few words of idle chatter: "There is a class in this year's freshman class that still needs a class assistant, do you have any wishes?"

This is another tradition of their school. In addition to the class tutor in the freshman year, each class will also be assigned a class assistant, usually a direct senior brother or sister in the sophomore year. The nature is between the class tutor and the class leader. It actually sounds like a very meaningful and interesting thing, if one ignores another tradition of their school - the freshman requires morning self-study, and according to the requirement, the class assistant needs to accompany them to do morning self-study together.

After finally surviving the morning self-study of the freshman year, how could Qin Luo jump into this pit again, she politely refused: "Teacher, I don't think I am up to the job, you should leave this opportunity to better people, so that the younger brothers and sisters You can also have a good example to learn from.”

Li Ban's guide patted her on the shoulder earnestly: "I am very comforted that you can think this way. Being able to recognize your own shortcomings is the first step to making progress. You also just take this opportunity to exercise yourself." Handed her a roster, "They will see the military training instructors this afternoon. Remember to take a roll call to get acquainted with the people in the class. When they officially start military training, you have to roll rolls at least three times a day. There will be more work in the future. If you don’t understand something, you can ask your class assistant.”

There are three big question marks above Qin Luo's head, teacher, do you misunderstand my words?
She said anxiously: "No teacher, I..."

Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Director Li, who pointed to the corner: "The pot is there, go and get it yourself. I'm a little busy now, if you don't understand anything, please ask me next time." No Qin Luo didn't have any chance to speak.

What a busy fart!I have seen all the small Taobao windows on your computer, okay?
But you can't try to wake up a person who pretends to be busy, Qin Luo accepted the roster resignedly, and left with his head drooping.

As soon as he walked out of Director Li's office, he bumped into Zhou Naughty Boy who was coming out of the diagonally opposite office.

Zhou Urchin looked at her kindly: "Are you taking the blame again?"

Well, it looks like the entire law school building has heard about the heroics in their dorms.

Qin Luotian greeted with a smile: "Hello, Professor Zhou." The smile on her face froze instantly when she saw the person who came out following Zhou Urchin, it was Gu Yanshen.

Out of politeness, she bit the bullet and said hello: "Hello, senior brother."

Gu Yan looked at her deeply and nodded lightly.

The position of the seventh rib on Qin Luo's left side started to get hot again when his eyes fell on her, which seemed to be the aftereffect of the "lounge incident" last time. Thinking of this, the roots of her ears also started to turn red.

Zhou Urchin asked her with a smile: "You didn't come to class on Friday, did you write the homework I assigned?"

With a smile on his face and crying in his heart, Qin Luo replied, "I'll leave the class to you next time."

Zhou Urchin nodded in satisfaction after hearing the words: "Okay, I'm still waiting for your homework to be a model essay for other students to see."

Saying that the group had arrived downstairs, Zhou Urchin smiled kindly: "Okay, you go first, remember to write your homework carefully."

Qin Luo smiled obediently: "Okay, goodbye, Professor Zhou."

Turning around, she instantly had a slumped face. She forgot to read the imperial calendar before going out, and things that didn't go well followed one after another.

(End of this chapter)