League of Legends Reverse Life
Chapter 267 The Taste of Essential Oil
Chapter 267 The Taste of Essential Oil
The severe pain twisted Wei Kuiyang's facial features together, and a pair of mung bean-sized eyes almost disappeared.
"What are you doing? I almost hurt myself to death——" Wei Kuiyang said very unhappy after the pain eased a little.
After finally being able to show off his majesty and be refreshed, Wei Kuiyang felt that if he used this posture again in the future, he would probably have an indelible psychological shadow.
Wei Kuiyang's little wife, Lili, also did it unintentionally just now, obviously she was frightened, no, it was frightened.
After a while, the little wife said, "There is a knock on the door outside, I—I'm afraid—"
After all, she is the mistress of the family, so when the little wife hears such a knock on the door in the hotel, she will react more strongly, thinking that she is coming to catch the adulterer, and she will inevitably feel a little nervous.
Perhaps, this can be regarded as an occupational disease.
"What are you afraid of———" Wei Kuiyang didn't care about it at this time, and he wasn't worried about someone who knew him at all, because Wei Kuiyang could guarantee that his wife didn't find out that he had come out to play secretly this time.
Wei Kuiyang said with some displeasure: "It is estimated that some idiot knocked on the wrong door——"
"Bang bang bang——"
However, the knock on the door continued, but it was getting stronger and stronger, and those who heard it couldn't help but feel sorry for the door.
"Who——"
Wei Kuiyang squeezed his throat and yelled, but no one paid any attention to him at all. The outsiders seemed to be determined, and they just kept knocking on the door, and there was no sound other than the knocking.
In desperation, Wei Kuiyang could only get up and put on a bathrobe, ready to see who it was through the peephole on the door.
Of course Wei Kuiyang would not be so stupid as to open the door directly, what if he wanted to make a fairy jump or blackmail him.
"boom----"
However, just as Wei Kuiyang got up, there was a loud noise, and the door was kicked open from the outside forcibly.
"Wei Kuiyang, you shameless bastard, my mother will know that you are out fooling around with a vixen—" After Liu Chunhua entered the door, she pointed at Wei Kuiyang's nose and cursed.
Wei Kuiyang was completely stunned. He didn't expect that it was his wife who rushed in. This was much more terrifying than the robbers who broke in.
At this time, Wei Kuiyang's brain was blank, and he obviously didn't show any flaws. Why did his yellow-faced woman come here?
And it's worth mentioning that because of taking the medicine, Wei Kuiyang was unabated tonight. After seeing his wife, Wei Kuiyang was frightened and softened. One can imagine how lethal it is.
"My old lady, I'll kill you shameless thing—" Liu Chunhua was already very tough, and when he went up and caught Wei Kuiyang, it was a blow to the face.
Liu Chunhua yelled to the relatives behind her while beating: "Hurry up and take a picture with your mobile phone, and take a picture of this shameless couple—"
When Wei Kuiyang heard that he was going to take a picture of himself, he immediately became anxious. You must know that if you leave evidence, it would be a stain on him, so Wei Kuiyang was a man for the first time, and he reached out to grab the phone.
But Wei Kuiyang is not his wife's opponent at all. The two sides are equivalent to having only a Dolan sword in their hands, while the other has a storm sword in their hands. How the hell do they fight?
Wei Kuiyang was beaten all over the floor begging for mercy within a short while, with several bloody marks on his face.
After the fight, Liu Chunhua was also a little tired, and said, "You are happy to come here, do you know that your whole school is looking for you?"
Wei Kuiyang was stunned for a moment at this moment, and then he didn't care about putting on his clothes, and hurriedly opened his hands.
After turning on the phone, Wei Kuiyang looked at the densely packed missed calls and text messages. Among them, Wei Kuiyang remembered the phone number of the principal's office more familiar than his own number, and his face turned pale instantly.
After that, Wei Kuiyang didn't care about treating the wound, so he quickly put on his clothes and drove back.
But it was already night, and it would take a few hours to drive to Jiangcheng, so Wei Kuiyang would have to return to school tomorrow morning.
The school also got the news, the headmaster personally came out to assure everyone that Wei Kuiyang will definitely come to the school early tomorrow morning to give everyone an explanation.
In fact, everyone was very tired after standing in front of the administrative building for a day, so they dispersed. Generally speaking, some achievements have been achieved today.
The next morning Wei Kuiyang arrived at the school on time. At this time, Wei Kuiyang looked extremely haggard, with wounds on his face, and he had never looked so miserable.
After arriving at the principal's office, Wei Kuiyang was scolded, and Wei Kuiyang's heart sank to the bottom of the valley. He did not expect that the load was so severe this time, and the principal was so angry.
Wei Kuiyang knew very well in his heart that his job as director was probably coming to an end soon.
In order to appease the students and avoid the recurrence of yesterday's incident, the school immediately issued a statement calling Lin Yu into the school team again and restoring his main position.
In the afternoon, Lin Yu received a notice that he needed to go to the office, and re-entering the school team also required a certain degree.
"Male Gobi, don't let me catch who it is—"
When Lin Yu came to the administrative building, he suddenly found that Wei Kuiyang ran out of the administrative building with his pants in his hands as if he had been given something.
There was an angry expression on his face, but his mouth was full of curses. Lin Yuxin said that this person could not be crazy.
As a result, Lin Yu only took a few steps when he found his two roommates, Monkey and Panda, coming out of it.
"Be honest, what bad things did you do?" Lin Yu immediately guessed that Wei Kuiyang was so angry just now, which probably has something to do with these two people.
"hey-hey----"
The panda said obscenely: "It's nothing, we just squatted in the toilet, and while Wei Kuiyang was squatting in the pit, we threw a string of firecrackers directly into his pit, blowing his ass flying——"
After hearing this, Lin Yu couldn't help but twitched his face twice, and asked: "It turned out that he was blown up by firecrackers. I said why he screamed so loudly——"
"That's not all—" the monkey said, "I even applied a layer of essential oil on the toilet paper in the toilet in advance. When this guy wiped his butt just now, he immediately screamed, haha—"
"…………"
Lin Yu was completely speechless. You must know that Fengyoujing is very powerful. In the past, Lin Yu remembered that there were female anchors who applied Fengyoujing to private places in order to attract popularity, and they cried.
No wonder Wei Kuiyang yelled so badly just now, it turned out that he had experienced the taste of Fengyoujing.
Lin Yu is completely convinced by his two roommates, and he can think of such a wonderful trick.
PS: Thank you for the reward from the book friends of "Who do I exist for?" The author is very worried that everyone will think the author is a person with a strong taste after reading this chapter.
(End of this chapter)
The severe pain twisted Wei Kuiyang's facial features together, and a pair of mung bean-sized eyes almost disappeared.
"What are you doing? I almost hurt myself to death——" Wei Kuiyang said very unhappy after the pain eased a little.
After finally being able to show off his majesty and be refreshed, Wei Kuiyang felt that if he used this posture again in the future, he would probably have an indelible psychological shadow.
Wei Kuiyang's little wife, Lili, also did it unintentionally just now, obviously she was frightened, no, it was frightened.
After a while, the little wife said, "There is a knock on the door outside, I—I'm afraid—"
After all, she is the mistress of the family, so when the little wife hears such a knock on the door in the hotel, she will react more strongly, thinking that she is coming to catch the adulterer, and she will inevitably feel a little nervous.
Perhaps, this can be regarded as an occupational disease.
"What are you afraid of———" Wei Kuiyang didn't care about it at this time, and he wasn't worried about someone who knew him at all, because Wei Kuiyang could guarantee that his wife didn't find out that he had come out to play secretly this time.
Wei Kuiyang said with some displeasure: "It is estimated that some idiot knocked on the wrong door——"
"Bang bang bang——"
However, the knock on the door continued, but it was getting stronger and stronger, and those who heard it couldn't help but feel sorry for the door.
"Who——"
Wei Kuiyang squeezed his throat and yelled, but no one paid any attention to him at all. The outsiders seemed to be determined, and they just kept knocking on the door, and there was no sound other than the knocking.
In desperation, Wei Kuiyang could only get up and put on a bathrobe, ready to see who it was through the peephole on the door.
Of course Wei Kuiyang would not be so stupid as to open the door directly, what if he wanted to make a fairy jump or blackmail him.
"boom----"
However, just as Wei Kuiyang got up, there was a loud noise, and the door was kicked open from the outside forcibly.
"Wei Kuiyang, you shameless bastard, my mother will know that you are out fooling around with a vixen—" After Liu Chunhua entered the door, she pointed at Wei Kuiyang's nose and cursed.
Wei Kuiyang was completely stunned. He didn't expect that it was his wife who rushed in. This was much more terrifying than the robbers who broke in.
At this time, Wei Kuiyang's brain was blank, and he obviously didn't show any flaws. Why did his yellow-faced woman come here?
And it's worth mentioning that because of taking the medicine, Wei Kuiyang was unabated tonight. After seeing his wife, Wei Kuiyang was frightened and softened. One can imagine how lethal it is.
"My old lady, I'll kill you shameless thing—" Liu Chunhua was already very tough, and when he went up and caught Wei Kuiyang, it was a blow to the face.
Liu Chunhua yelled to the relatives behind her while beating: "Hurry up and take a picture with your mobile phone, and take a picture of this shameless couple—"
When Wei Kuiyang heard that he was going to take a picture of himself, he immediately became anxious. You must know that if you leave evidence, it would be a stain on him, so Wei Kuiyang was a man for the first time, and he reached out to grab the phone.
But Wei Kuiyang is not his wife's opponent at all. The two sides are equivalent to having only a Dolan sword in their hands, while the other has a storm sword in their hands. How the hell do they fight?
Wei Kuiyang was beaten all over the floor begging for mercy within a short while, with several bloody marks on his face.
After the fight, Liu Chunhua was also a little tired, and said, "You are happy to come here, do you know that your whole school is looking for you?"
Wei Kuiyang was stunned for a moment at this moment, and then he didn't care about putting on his clothes, and hurriedly opened his hands.
After turning on the phone, Wei Kuiyang looked at the densely packed missed calls and text messages. Among them, Wei Kuiyang remembered the phone number of the principal's office more familiar than his own number, and his face turned pale instantly.
After that, Wei Kuiyang didn't care about treating the wound, so he quickly put on his clothes and drove back.
But it was already night, and it would take a few hours to drive to Jiangcheng, so Wei Kuiyang would have to return to school tomorrow morning.
The school also got the news, the headmaster personally came out to assure everyone that Wei Kuiyang will definitely come to the school early tomorrow morning to give everyone an explanation.
In fact, everyone was very tired after standing in front of the administrative building for a day, so they dispersed. Generally speaking, some achievements have been achieved today.
The next morning Wei Kuiyang arrived at the school on time. At this time, Wei Kuiyang looked extremely haggard, with wounds on his face, and he had never looked so miserable.
After arriving at the principal's office, Wei Kuiyang was scolded, and Wei Kuiyang's heart sank to the bottom of the valley. He did not expect that the load was so severe this time, and the principal was so angry.
Wei Kuiyang knew very well in his heart that his job as director was probably coming to an end soon.
In order to appease the students and avoid the recurrence of yesterday's incident, the school immediately issued a statement calling Lin Yu into the school team again and restoring his main position.
In the afternoon, Lin Yu received a notice that he needed to go to the office, and re-entering the school team also required a certain degree.
"Male Gobi, don't let me catch who it is—"
When Lin Yu came to the administrative building, he suddenly found that Wei Kuiyang ran out of the administrative building with his pants in his hands as if he had been given something.
There was an angry expression on his face, but his mouth was full of curses. Lin Yuxin said that this person could not be crazy.
As a result, Lin Yu only took a few steps when he found his two roommates, Monkey and Panda, coming out of it.
"Be honest, what bad things did you do?" Lin Yu immediately guessed that Wei Kuiyang was so angry just now, which probably has something to do with these two people.
"hey-hey----"
The panda said obscenely: "It's nothing, we just squatted in the toilet, and while Wei Kuiyang was squatting in the pit, we threw a string of firecrackers directly into his pit, blowing his ass flying——"
After hearing this, Lin Yu couldn't help but twitched his face twice, and asked: "It turned out that he was blown up by firecrackers. I said why he screamed so loudly——"
"That's not all—" the monkey said, "I even applied a layer of essential oil on the toilet paper in the toilet in advance. When this guy wiped his butt just now, he immediately screamed, haha—"
"…………"
Lin Yu was completely speechless. You must know that Fengyoujing is very powerful. In the past, Lin Yu remembered that there were female anchors who applied Fengyoujing to private places in order to attract popularity, and they cried.
No wonder Wei Kuiyang yelled so badly just now, it turned out that he had experienced the taste of Fengyoujing.
Lin Yu is completely convinced by his two roommates, and he can think of such a wonderful trick.
PS: Thank you for the reward from the book friends of "Who do I exist for?" The author is very worried that everyone will think the author is a person with a strong taste after reading this chapter.
(End of this chapter)
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