Plane Pet Dealer
Chapter 863 2nd Sick Obscene Youth
Chapter 863
After losing his temper, the monk took off his cassock and remained on the sofa, went into the inner room, took out several merit boxes, and began to count the belongings in them.
While counting, he was still muttering: "Damn, a bunch of poor ghosts!"
After his intimidation, he made the tourists he brought realize that only the "Buddha" can save them, which really made these "tourists" become devout in an instant.
In addition to banknotes, there are many other properties in the merit box, such as jewelry, watches and the like.
In order to show their piety, the "tourists" donated all their valuables.
Of course, the most fundamental thing is for your own safety.
Even if there are some rational people, they will not be bewitched by monks.
But also because of reason, I can also understand that no matter whether I really donate incense or not, I am sincerely offering to the Buddha and can be saved.
At least, if they want to rely on the monk to leave this ghost town safely, they can only spend money to satisfy the monk.
Therefore, the final result is almost the same. The tourists brought here, after intimidation, intentional or unintentional reminders, and persuasion, will obediently donate incense, which is completely different from devout believers.
Li Longze shook his head slightly. In fact, the behavior of the monk and the old Taoist priest is essentially the same.
It is all because these ordinary people are curious, love to die, and are too courageous when they are not really in danger. Once the danger is imminent, they all become cowardly personalities to make money.
They get paid for providing "help" to tourists who come to explore ghost towns.
The difference is that the old Taoist clearly marked the price, but the monk had a benevolent face. He didn't ask for money explicitly, but asked you to give it to him voluntarily.
As for how much, of course it is until you are squeezed dry.
"Brother, why don't you worship the Buddha when you enter the Buddhist hall?" Seeing that Li Longze was just standing aside to watch the excitement, not to mention offering incense and asking for a lottery, he didn't even worship, a young man asked.
"But the Buddha can't bear my worship." Li Longze glanced at the tall, benevolent Bodhisattva statue, and replied.
He does not worship gods, Buddhas, or heaven and earth.
Gods and Buddhas receive incense from people, but they cannot realize their wishes, so they are not worthy of worship.
The heaven and the earth are selfless, impartial, without thinking or thinking, and have their own laws of operation, which do not require worship.
When the young man heard Li Longze's words, his eyes lit up immediately, and he said with a little fuss: "Damn it! That's right! It's the expression just now, the Buddha can't bear my worship! Damn it! Why don't you go to act? Brother?"
"Hey! It's a pity that all the mobile phones in this ghost town are out of order, otherwise I must record them!" The young man said to himself.
"Isn't it just like this to be supercilious?"
Li Longze was helpless, feelings were a second disease.
"Why don't you go to acting? I think you're pretty good at learning, you have a lot of expressions!" Li Longze asked back.
"The director doesn't want me! Say I play too much!" The young man shrugged his shoulders.
The corners of Li Longze's mouth twitched, this guy with feelings really tried to act in the past, how could he meet such a wonderful thing here?
That's right, knowing that the ghost town has been relocated, there must be a real problem, but you dare to come here to explore, and most of the people who come here to die are weird, right?
"You went to worship Buddha, did your wish come true?" Li Longze asked this strange flower.
"No... right? Cough! When I prayed to the Buddha just now, my mind was blank. I just prayed, and I didn't think of any wishes." The young man scratched his head and said.
Li Longze shook his head, he didn't want to talk to this guy, and then he gave Bai Ze a look, and they hid in a deserted corner.
"What do you want to do?" Bai Ze asked curiously.
"Master is so powerful, of course he wants to see him catch ghosts." Li Longze said with a smile on his lips.
"There are so many ordinary people here, so innocent people will be implicated, right? Besides, although the monk threatened and deceived others, he didn't kill his life." Qing Jun said hesitantly.
Li Longze glanced at him in surprise: "You monster, aren't you too merciful?"
Qingjun smiled mischievously, and wanted to speak again, but saw the young man who had just chatted with Li Longze also come over, so he shut up.
"Hey! What are you guys doing hiding here?" The young man seemed to be very extroverted, chatting with them enthusiastically.
Or maybe it was because Li Longze's unintentional answer just now aroused his strong interest?
Li Longze frowned, feeling a little distressed, he knew that he would not answer this kid, and he was so pestering himself that he couldn't do anything!
"The little master over there is telling the fortune, and it's accurate! Look, there are a lot of people there! Shall we go and see?" The young man pointed not far away.
During the speech, Ji Ran already regarded himself as one of Li Longze's group.
Li Longze glanced at it, as expected, the few monks here rely on bewitching to make money, fortune-telling, naturally it is easier to be awe-inspiring and convincing, and it is easier to pay for it.
"Go and see for yourself! We're not interested!" Li Longze replied, wanting to send the young man away.
The young man was taken aback for a moment, Li Longze felt that he had rejected him so much, he should leave wisely, right?
Who knows, after a moment of stupefaction, he gave Li Longze a weird look, smiled obscenely, winked and said, "I'm not interested in fortune-telling, so I'm interested in girls, right? Look, I've observed that girl several times." Oh my god, she has first-class appearance, first-class figure, straightforward and unaffected personality, she is definitely at the level of a goddess!"
The corner of Li Longze's mouth twitched again. Why is this person so wretched? I have been observing him for several days.
What's even more speechless is that it's okay to be wretched by yourself, so why do you have to drag the stranger you just met to be wretched together?
"If you like it so much, go strike up a conversation! What's the use of telling me here?" Li Longze replied helplessly.
Now he just hoped that this guy would stop pestering him, and he would leave after taking the ring!
"No way? You're not interested in that either? Am I optimistic about you? It must be unusual to say such domineering words! That's why I introduced the goddess I have been observing for several days to you. I didn't expect you... …well!"
The young man shook his head and said, looking disappointed.
"You call it an introduction?" Li Longze rolled his eyes, and just hid in the distance and secretly pointed to him. Is this called an introduction?
Peeping at people's homes is almost the same, right?
"Why not? At least you know her now! Her name is Guo Qingyu." The young man said it as a matter of course, and even said the girl's name with a look of intoxication.
"I'll go! Can you be more wretched?" Li Longze couldn't help but sigh.
"Pfft, haha!" Qing Jun and Bai Ze couldn't help laughing either.
Sometimes, human beings are quite interesting and amusing.
(End of this chapter)
After losing his temper, the monk took off his cassock and remained on the sofa, went into the inner room, took out several merit boxes, and began to count the belongings in them.
While counting, he was still muttering: "Damn, a bunch of poor ghosts!"
After his intimidation, he made the tourists he brought realize that only the "Buddha" can save them, which really made these "tourists" become devout in an instant.
In addition to banknotes, there are many other properties in the merit box, such as jewelry, watches and the like.
In order to show their piety, the "tourists" donated all their valuables.
Of course, the most fundamental thing is for your own safety.
Even if there are some rational people, they will not be bewitched by monks.
But also because of reason, I can also understand that no matter whether I really donate incense or not, I am sincerely offering to the Buddha and can be saved.
At least, if they want to rely on the monk to leave this ghost town safely, they can only spend money to satisfy the monk.
Therefore, the final result is almost the same. The tourists brought here, after intimidation, intentional or unintentional reminders, and persuasion, will obediently donate incense, which is completely different from devout believers.
Li Longze shook his head slightly. In fact, the behavior of the monk and the old Taoist priest is essentially the same.
It is all because these ordinary people are curious, love to die, and are too courageous when they are not really in danger. Once the danger is imminent, they all become cowardly personalities to make money.
They get paid for providing "help" to tourists who come to explore ghost towns.
The difference is that the old Taoist clearly marked the price, but the monk had a benevolent face. He didn't ask for money explicitly, but asked you to give it to him voluntarily.
As for how much, of course it is until you are squeezed dry.
"Brother, why don't you worship the Buddha when you enter the Buddhist hall?" Seeing that Li Longze was just standing aside to watch the excitement, not to mention offering incense and asking for a lottery, he didn't even worship, a young man asked.
"But the Buddha can't bear my worship." Li Longze glanced at the tall, benevolent Bodhisattva statue, and replied.
He does not worship gods, Buddhas, or heaven and earth.
Gods and Buddhas receive incense from people, but they cannot realize their wishes, so they are not worthy of worship.
The heaven and the earth are selfless, impartial, without thinking or thinking, and have their own laws of operation, which do not require worship.
When the young man heard Li Longze's words, his eyes lit up immediately, and he said with a little fuss: "Damn it! That's right! It's the expression just now, the Buddha can't bear my worship! Damn it! Why don't you go to act? Brother?"
"Hey! It's a pity that all the mobile phones in this ghost town are out of order, otherwise I must record them!" The young man said to himself.
"Isn't it just like this to be supercilious?"
Li Longze was helpless, feelings were a second disease.
"Why don't you go to acting? I think you're pretty good at learning, you have a lot of expressions!" Li Longze asked back.
"The director doesn't want me! Say I play too much!" The young man shrugged his shoulders.
The corners of Li Longze's mouth twitched, this guy with feelings really tried to act in the past, how could he meet such a wonderful thing here?
That's right, knowing that the ghost town has been relocated, there must be a real problem, but you dare to come here to explore, and most of the people who come here to die are weird, right?
"You went to worship Buddha, did your wish come true?" Li Longze asked this strange flower.
"No... right? Cough! When I prayed to the Buddha just now, my mind was blank. I just prayed, and I didn't think of any wishes." The young man scratched his head and said.
Li Longze shook his head, he didn't want to talk to this guy, and then he gave Bai Ze a look, and they hid in a deserted corner.
"What do you want to do?" Bai Ze asked curiously.
"Master is so powerful, of course he wants to see him catch ghosts." Li Longze said with a smile on his lips.
"There are so many ordinary people here, so innocent people will be implicated, right? Besides, although the monk threatened and deceived others, he didn't kill his life." Qing Jun said hesitantly.
Li Longze glanced at him in surprise: "You monster, aren't you too merciful?"
Qingjun smiled mischievously, and wanted to speak again, but saw the young man who had just chatted with Li Longze also come over, so he shut up.
"Hey! What are you guys doing hiding here?" The young man seemed to be very extroverted, chatting with them enthusiastically.
Or maybe it was because Li Longze's unintentional answer just now aroused his strong interest?
Li Longze frowned, feeling a little distressed, he knew that he would not answer this kid, and he was so pestering himself that he couldn't do anything!
"The little master over there is telling the fortune, and it's accurate! Look, there are a lot of people there! Shall we go and see?" The young man pointed not far away.
During the speech, Ji Ran already regarded himself as one of Li Longze's group.
Li Longze glanced at it, as expected, the few monks here rely on bewitching to make money, fortune-telling, naturally it is easier to be awe-inspiring and convincing, and it is easier to pay for it.
"Go and see for yourself! We're not interested!" Li Longze replied, wanting to send the young man away.
The young man was taken aback for a moment, Li Longze felt that he had rejected him so much, he should leave wisely, right?
Who knows, after a moment of stupefaction, he gave Li Longze a weird look, smiled obscenely, winked and said, "I'm not interested in fortune-telling, so I'm interested in girls, right? Look, I've observed that girl several times." Oh my god, she has first-class appearance, first-class figure, straightforward and unaffected personality, she is definitely at the level of a goddess!"
The corner of Li Longze's mouth twitched again. Why is this person so wretched? I have been observing him for several days.
What's even more speechless is that it's okay to be wretched by yourself, so why do you have to drag the stranger you just met to be wretched together?
"If you like it so much, go strike up a conversation! What's the use of telling me here?" Li Longze replied helplessly.
Now he just hoped that this guy would stop pestering him, and he would leave after taking the ring!
"No way? You're not interested in that either? Am I optimistic about you? It must be unusual to say such domineering words! That's why I introduced the goddess I have been observing for several days to you. I didn't expect you... …well!"
The young man shook his head and said, looking disappointed.
"You call it an introduction?" Li Longze rolled his eyes, and just hid in the distance and secretly pointed to him. Is this called an introduction?
Peeping at people's homes is almost the same, right?
"Why not? At least you know her now! Her name is Guo Qingyu." The young man said it as a matter of course, and even said the girl's name with a look of intoxication.
"I'll go! Can you be more wretched?" Li Longze couldn't help but sigh.
"Pfft, haha!" Qing Jun and Bai Ze couldn't help laughing either.
Sometimes, human beings are quite interesting and amusing.
(End of this chapter)
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