Journey to the West: Swallowing Giant Panda

Chapter 122
After thinking about it for a long time, the panda still gave up on this possibly the best time in history to invade the Heavenly Court and steal flat peaches for elixir.

There is only one reason - what the hell, my surname is Xiong, not Sun!
I am not the protagonist of the calamity, and I am not a journey to the West who has been settled by both Buddhism and Taoism. Whether I die or not will not affect the general situation of the world.If anyone finds himself displeased, and kills himself, there will be no place to complain when he dies!
Panda said that he couldn't open the department anymore, and if he was unhappy, he would never hold it in his heart.He raised his head and looked at the sky, anyway, there are plenty of heavenly soldiers in the heavenly court, and millions of casualties are nothing, right?

Time passed little by little while Huaguoshan was preparing for practice.

One day, the panda was sunbathing on the top of Huaguo Mountain, lying on two deck chairs with the Bull Demon King, basking in the sun, blowing the mountain breeze, and looking at the East China Sea in the distance. The life was very comfortable.Suddenly the sound of drums and music came from above the head, and a faint auspicious light penetrated from the nine heavens.

"Oh? This is?"

The Bull Demon King picked up the coconut placed next to him, and sucked it in: "Ah, Yaochi Pantao Festival. I don't know how many years she celebrates it, anyway, it will happen soon. This is also what Haotian and Yaochi showed. They are an orthodox way of heaven."

"Is this banquet a big one every time?"

Panda was a little puzzled. After all, in the memory of the previous life, all immortals from heaven and earth, and even the masters of Buddhism and Taoism were invited to participate in the Pantao Club.This is a rare event.

"Ah, it's very big. Not only all the divine mansions belonging to the heavenly court, except for those lands, kitchen kings, etc., basically those with high ranks will be invited. There are also those who belong to the six imperial courts, and even those who belong to the underworld. Yan Jun will always be invited. However, the underworld is often not involved!"

The Bull Demon King waved his hand, and then happily picked up another coconut: "Brother, don't say it, this coconut is delicious. Back then, when I was still in the East China Sea, I followed the master to eat the fruits in the East China Sea. And seafood. It's a pity that Jilei Mountain is inland now, not as good as your Huaguo Mountain."

With a curl of his lips, the panda threw a coconut to him. He really didn't expect that the Bull Demon King would have such a playful moment.

The two of them were sunbathing on Huaguo Mountain!
Day by day passed like this, and the sound of drum music in the heavenly court did not disappear, but intensified instead.

The panda suddenly looked up at the sky: "I guess, the days are not far away."

The Bull Demon King was stunned: "Not far away? What is not far away?"

"The flames of war are not far away."

The bull devil didn't quite understand what the panda said, but he didn't refute it.The two looked at the East China Sea like this, and felt a beam of light rushing down from the sky.

"Fuck, it's not really coming, is it?"

All of a sudden, it bounced up from the reclining chair, and a Xuanhua ax appeared between the hands of the Bull Demon King, his eyes were slightly focused, and if there was anything strange about this beam of light, the ax would strike out.

"Don't worry, if you guessed correctly, it should be that monkey head is back.?
The panda stood up, pushed down the big ax of the Bull Demon King, and looked at the light in the sky.

Sure enough, it was Monkey King who fell from the sky.The monkey landed on the top of Huaguo Mountain with a few wows, his face was full of excitement, smelled of alcohol, and his face was as red as his butt.

"Oh brother!"

"belch!"

Just as the monkey head was about to move forward, the panda punched him in the chest.

"vomit!"

Don't say it's alcohol, even the overnight meal vomited out.The severe pain made Sun Wukong wake up all of a sudden, grinning his teeth: "Brother, what are you doing?"

Before he could continue speaking, the panda withdrew its fist and pushed its knee forward.

Sun Wukong fell backwards, rubbed straight on the top of the mountain for more than ten meters, fell to the ground and almost couldn't stand up.

"Sun Wukong!!! Breaking into the Dragon Palace, making troubles in the underworld, going to heaven, which matter did you discuss with me? Let me ask you, do you take me as your big brother? I have had enough enjoyment in the heaven today and come back ? Or did you finally think of me as the big brother?"

The panda's face was serious, his tone was cold, and his eyes were full of coolness.

Lying on the ground, Sun Wukong coughed heavily: "Brother, I...I didn't mean that."

"Then what do you mean?"

"The old man Taibai Jinxing came to Huaguo Mountain and told you that the Heavenly Court once recruited you. Let me go to the front station to explore the way first, so I made up my mind to go. Whoever imagined it, the old man Jade Emperor did not Don't you treat my old grandson as a human being and ask me to raise horses for him? My grandson, a big Luo Jinxian, actually went to raise horses? What's more, I was not invited to the Yaochi Flat Peach Conference. So, I stole his flat peaches and stole them. I bought his golden pill, I don't think about my brother and nephews, take it down and give it to my brother to taste."

While speaking, Monkey King quickly took out his stolen piles of flat peaches and the golden pill of the Supreme Lord from the Xumi space.

"Brother, look. The big ones are matured every 9000 years, and the small ones are ripened every 3000 years. There is also the imperial wine, the golden elixir. Especially this golden elixir, it is the golden elixir of the Supreme Lord. I don’t know how many years it took to have so many.”

The Bull Demon King stepped forward to toss and twiddle the golden pills, and nodded: "It's amazing. Could it be that you have looted all the pills of the old master? So much?" Looking at the pill bottles piled up like a hill, The Bull Demon King was surprised.

"You are.?"

Facing pandas, Monkey King is pleasing to the eye with low eyebrows, but facing outsiders, he is a majestic Monkey King, and even a great Luo Jinxian.

"Snapped!"

"This is the Bull Demon King, and he will be our sworn brother from now on. He is older than you, so your name is Second Brother."

Being tugged by the panda for a while, Sun Wukong was not only not angry, but rather happy.In this life, the closest relative is the panda. If he doesn't want him anymore, Monkey King doesn't know where else he can go.Hearing this, if you still want to recognize your brother, don't care who it is, let's agree first.

"Second brother!"

"Well, since you call me second brother, I will recognize you as a younger brother. Since you have come down from heaven, we don't have to go up in the future. It's on Huaguo Mountain. What's the matter, second brother and you Fight together."

The Bull Demon King is extremely generous, and he was just waiting for Sun Wukong, and now he recognizes himself as his elder brother, let alone say it.

"Hey! These flat peach golden elixir and imperial wine are all good things. For us, the improvement is extremely limited. But for those goblins, they are rare treasures. Let's divide one point and distribute most of them. Go down and improve your strength. I have reserved a part for you, and take it from me when it is useful."

(End of this chapter)