Journey to the West: Swallowing Giant Panda

Chapter 152

"Hey Hey Hey."

In the Guangming Palace, there were bursts of wicked laughter from the originally silent palace.

The voices of a man and a woman are also obscene. I don't know what the two of them are happy about, but they laugh very abnormally.

The camera zoomed in, and Yang Chan was sitting on the seat of the god of law enforcement, looking down at the panda: "Wow ha ha ha, the second brother has never been attracted to any woman for thousands of years, this time he must succeed!"

"Yes, if you don't succeed, you will become Ren!" Panda said firmly.

"Chengren? What kind of benevolence?"

"If it doesn't work this time... I'm really not sure, is your second brother um, cough cough, um." Panda winked at Yang Chan.

However, the innocent Yang Chan didn't realize what the panda was saying: "Little panda, you have a weird expression, are you trying to do something bad?"

"Hey, if we fail to create opportunities for the second brother and Bai Huaxiangzi this time, then I'm afraid he won't like a woman. This makes me very panic..."

"Go to hell!!!"

Yang Chan felt a chill, and shivered all over her body. She couldn't imagine Yang Jian wearing a female skirt and leaning against a man's arms. It was so scary.

"No, it must succeed this time."

"Yes, it must succeed."

The two were chatting and discussing the specific details in the Guangming Palace, when they heard the voice of a waiter outside: "Lord Law Enforcement God, Lord Law Enforcement God. The peach festival has already begun, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother have already held a banquet in the Yaochi , the gods began to go one after another, and please ask the law enforcement gods to move."

"Okay, I see."

Shouting to the outside, the panda took Yang Chan's little hand and walked out.

It didn't take long for the two of them to arrive at the holy land of Yaochi. There were already quite a few gods coming and going. From time to time, they either nodded to the panda or stopped to say hello deliberately.Suddenly seeing Yuelao, the panda suddenly remembered that the marriage bell hadn't been used yet.

He hurriedly pulled Yang Chan to the corner, and took out the marriage bell: "This is for you, Yuelao gave it to me, say yes."

After introducing all the functions, Yang Chan liked it very much.

He took it over and fastened it to his waist, then looked at the panda: "Does it look good?"

"nice!"

Historical experience and countless martyrs tell us that no matter whether it looks good or not at this time, we must say it looks good.Otherwise, the fate of those martyrs will be your fate in the near future.

"Well, what about yours?"

The panda took out a big bell and tied it around his waist.

"Is there any more? If you take one out and give it to the second brother, isn't it more likely to succeed?"

"No, Yuelao said there is only this one. Then, why don't you give ours to the second brother?" Panda raised his eyes and tested it.

Sure enough, Yang Chan subconsciously covered her bell and shook her head: "Let's forget it, since there is only one, let's keep it for us. What if the second brother fails."

"Alright alright."

Returning to the main hall again, he found that Erlang God Yang Jian was already sitting in his seat.

Holding the wine glass in his hand, his eyes were also watching the dance, but like an old monk in the world of mortals, his eyes didn't fluctuate at all.He really regarded these fairies and beauties as beauties and withered bones, and didn't care about them at all.

The panda was also very surprised when he saw it. Could it be that after a long time of practicing Taoism, he can cultivate his own brain to become stupid?How come, as an upright man, he doesn't catch a cold with beautiful women anymore?

"Second brother!"

The panda stepped forward and sat down next to Yang Jian, while Yang Chan walked straight towards the inner hall of Yaochi.

Fairy Baihua is the direct descendant of the Queen Mother, and most of the banquets in the heavenly court are organized by her.No matter how big or small, especially this kind of banquet, many things are often very complicated, and if it goes wrong, it will lose the face of Tianting.

"Eh? Where's Chan'er? Where did she go crazy again?"

"Hey, let Chan'er play, let's make peace first, brothers."

Picking up the Yuye Qiongjiang on the table, he clinked glasses with Yang Jian, and the two drank a few glasses in exchange.

"I haven't congratulated you yet, God of Law Enforcement. This is the position that so many people dream of. Finally, there is a place to live in the prehistoric world." Yang Jian was still gentle.

"Second brother was joking. What kind of god of law enforcement is just a casual cultivator who is used to doing it, and I want to see what the heaven is like. When will I get tired of doing it, and when will I go to the lower realm and go to Huaguo Mountain to be my king of the mountain Go." Panda said freely.

Yang Jian nodded: "I'm relieved if you do this. I don't know how many people in this prehistoric world are addicted to power and cannot extricate themselves. They don't know that the foundation of their lives is their own cultivation and strength. You are not addicted to this , that would be the best. If there is anything unclear about the mission, you can communicate with each other. Although the second brother is not in the heaven, after all, I have been a judicial god for so many years, which is better than you, a newcomer. Some right to speak."

The panda scratched his head: "Speaking of this matter, I really want to ask my second brother about something. However, I'm afraid it's not convenient here."

"It's okay, the Peach Blossom Festival hasn't started yet, and the immortals haven't arrived yet, so it doesn't matter if you and I go out and talk first."

"Great, second brother please."

When Yang Jian stood up, the panda winked its eyes towards a horn.

That horn, Yang Chan is waiting there.Seeing that the panda led Yang Jian out, Yang Chan hurried in and grabbed Fairy Baihua: "Sister Baihua, sister Baihua, come with me."

Fairy Baihua was already very busy, but she couldn't bear Yang Chan's stalking, so she could only shake her head and walk towards the outside of the hall with her.

Panda and Yang Jian walked side by side, towards a relatively remote palace next to Yaochi.

Just entered the hall, Yang Jian walked in front, the panda behind.

Suddenly, the panda pointed out and hit Yang Jian's waist.Before he could react, an extra talisman appeared in his hand and stuck it on Yang Jian's waist.

"Hahaha, second brother, you wrote this body talisman yourself. Didn't expect Chan'er to use it on you?"

After stopping Yang Jian, the panda jumped forward with a smile and stood opposite Yang Jian.

I was a little panicked at first, but after hearing the panda's voice, I stopped panicking.

Bai Bai glared at the panda: "What the hell is Chan'er trying to do? Let you go crazy with her?"

"Second brother, forgive me. I really don't want to do this, but I dare not disobey Chan'er's order, otherwise I won't want my ears. You should also know that the talisman is only for a quarter of an hour , wait for Fairy Baihua to come later, you can chat for a quarter of an hour."

After finishing speaking, the panda disappeared with a whoosh.

(End of this chapter)