Journey to the West: Swallowing Giant Panda

Chapter 163 Pig Teammates

Yaochi Wonderland:

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, fortunately, I did not disgrace my life. I have already brought the green-haired lion back. Please let the Jade Emperor forgive me."

The panda stood on the fairyland of the Yaochi, clasped its fists, and threw the rope forward. The green-haired lion and the golden-winged roc were thrown directly at the feet of the Jade Emperor.

Without even looking at it, the Jade Emperor directly set his sights on the panda.

"Come on, let's see if the wine warmed by the widow just now is cold?"

A waiter hurried to the panda's place and picked up the wine glass.Gently wiped the wall of the cup with your hand.With a thin voice: "Your Majesty, the wine is still warm."

"Haha, since then, can there be another legend in the folks, that my law enforcement god warms wine and captures Da Luo?"

The Jade Emperor seemed very excited, stood up from the dragon chair, grabbed it with his big hand, and the glass of wine flew into the Jade Emperor's hand.

Walking down from the high platform, he handed the wine to the panda.

"This wine is my celebration for the Law Enforcement God."

"This humble minister deserves to be ashamed."

The panda made a panicked look, took the wine glass from the Jade Emperor with both hands, and quickly drank it down. This attitude made Haotian even more happy, and his attitude towards the panda seemed more cordial.

Patting the panda's shoulder, Jade Emperor walked slowly to his seat again.

Then he squinted his eyes and looked at the green-haired lion and the golden-winged roc lying at his feet: "Is this the green-haired lion? I'm familiar with some mounts of Manjusri Bodhisattva. But I've never seen this golden-winged roc before." I don’t know which fairy’s mount it is, come up and receive the punishment yourself.”

The panda curled its lips secretly. Have you ever seen the golden-winged roc eagle Haotian?It's impossible at all, it's nothing more than deliberately trying to lose face of the Buddhist family, it depends on whether this idiot will be fooled.

as expected…………

"Haotian tells you that I am the authentic Buddhist Bodhisattva of Zufeng's second son. If you let me go today, then it's fine. If not, you can't afford it."

Kneeling at the feet of others, and still clamoring like this, I am afraid that he is the only one in the prehistoric world.

The entire Yaochi fairyland became quiet in an instant, and all the gods stared at the golden-winged roc eagle lying at Haotian's feet with incredulous eyes.

So far, his identity has not been able to play any substantial role.

Everyone who doesn't know who you are?It won't really kill you, the idiot actually yelled like that?

Even the panda couldn't help covering his face and not looking at him, it was so stupid.

"Can't afford to suffer? Hehe, in the prehistoric Three Realms, even the Tathagata Buddha dare not talk to the widows like this. You are presumptuous. You and the green-haired lion occupy Shituoling and don't want to practice. Dharma, communism is imminent." To gain the Dao, to save all living beings, but to harm the common people, and not to punish the common people, today the widow must punish you to show the Three Realms, the majesty of righteousness."

"Haotian, how dare you?" The Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle looked a little annoyed. He was always aloof in Buddhism. Not to mention, Kong Xuan had protected him, and his own cultivation alone was enough to make him feel like he was in awe. The members of Shaofo's family shunned him.Have you ever suffered so much and suffered such humiliation?
Haotian didn't even look at him again, this guy's brain is really too stupid, if he looks at him one more time, he might infect himself.

"Where is the judicial god?"

Yang Jian barely held back his laughter, stood up, and cupped his hands: "Your Majesty, I am here."

"How should these two demons violate the rules of heaven?"

Yang Jian thought for a while.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, the two demons of Shituoling are headed by the green-haired lion. If the criminal law of the laws and regulations of heaven is used, it will be used as a hundred rods to bring down the heavens and remove the bones of the immortals. This golden-winged roc is following the law, but read its With a bad attitude, stubbornly resisting the habit of lawlessness, you will be whipped for a hundred feet and fifty, and you will bring down the heavens."

This punishment was the result of Yang Jian's careful consideration.

The right to interpret the matter of the crime lies entirely in the judicial gods who say that you have committed a serious crime, you will be guilty of a serious crime, and if they say you have committed a small crime, you will be guilty of a small crime.

Although Yang Jian doesn't like to pay attention to the strife between the forces in the heaven or the Three Realms, it doesn't mean that he doesn't understand the truth. Now Haotian is determined, and wants to clean up the Buddhism and fight their arrogance. In other words, he slapped their skins hard.

Although Yang Jian didn't like his uncle, but he was born in Xuanmen Taoism, so he disliked Buddhism even more.

The special identities of Qiushouxian and Golden Winged Pengdiao are destined not to carry out the death penalty, but since it is necessary to ruthlessly lose face, there is nothing more suitable than whipping and rod punishment.

Panda looked back at Yang Jian and raised his eyebrows.

Unexpectedly, the second brother is also well versed in politics.

"Okay, judiciary, the god's explanation of Tiantiao is very good. Since this is the case, the god of law enforcement will take these two people outside the Nantian Gate and practice double punishment with whips. Not only that, if these two demons let go, sooner or later they will be punished." Will they become demons in the lower world and harm the common people? I am grateful for the kindness of heaven and earth, and protect the souls of one side, so I decided to imprison these two people in the torture chamber of the heavenly court for 500 years, in order to repent."

Being punished with a cane and a cane already made the green-haired lion and the golden-winged roc feel very humiliated, but they could barely bear it.

But it’s not okay to be imprisoned for 500 years.What are they doing in the next world?I am very clear in my heart that Buddhism does not last long in this respect, and it can be said to be well-intentioned.

If the two of them were imprisoned and the 500-year journey to the west was almost over, they would not have to go out.

"Haotian, don't be so arrogant, the two of you descended to the world, it is by the Buddha's order..."

The panda slapped his forehead and couldn't help but burst into laughter.Well, it's over this time.If I were Tathagata, I would find a corner to cry on my own, not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs.

The lower realm is a demon, harming the people, is it following the Buddha's order?
Which Buddha gave you this will?
There is no need to listen to the latter words, Haotian's goal of achieving the goal of the entire heaven has also been achieved.As for the subsequent arrangements, they are completely useless.Now I just untied the rope with all my heart and let these two goods out, the purpose has been achieved.

"Hehehe, okay, the Buddha is so universal." Haotian sneered three times: "Go to the god of law enforcement, and take these two people outside the Nantian Gate to execute the punishment."

"The humble minister receives the decree."

He picked them up, tied the ropes of the two people, and rushed towards the Nantian Gate. The panda really couldn't bear to keep these two mentally retarded people in the hall, and let them continue to lose face.

"Haotian, let me go, Grandpa. Otherwise, when the Buddha comes, you won't be able to explain..."

"Haotian, did you hear that? Let me go..."

(End of this chapter)