Journey to the West: Swallowing Giant Panda

Chapter 303
"Um"

"Hmm~"

"Ahem, um~~~"

Xiliang Women's Country, by the Zimu River.

The panda put its hand on Sun Wukong's right arm and nodded.Not only nodding, but also humming a few times from time to time.

The grandson scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, almost jumping up.

But looking at the serious face of the panda, I really didn't dare to jump up, so I could only stare at the panda with a pair of eyes, baring my teeth, as if there were countless lice growing on my body, which made people uncomfortable.

"Brother, can you stop talking? What's going on?"

"Huh? What's the matter? You don't know how to read it yourself." The panda looked calm: "It's six months old, and it's a formed female fetus. Brother, big brother, I didn't see it. You monkey-headed monkey brain You can still conceive a daughter. At that time, this girl should not be born like you, otherwise I’m afraid I won’t be able to marry in the future. As an uncle, I don’t know how much I will have to pay to get married.”

"Ah???" Sun Wukong's face was ashen, and his energy and spirit had already weakened: "Brother, are you kidding me? I'm a man, how can I get pregnant?"

"Well, this world is so big, there are so many wonders. Who stipulated that men cannot conceive? As far as I know, the hermaphrodites are not a race in the wild."

"Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother."

Before the monkey could continue talking, Zhu Bajie stepped forward and pulled him out: "Well, God of Law Enforcement, look at me, look at me."

As he spoke, Zhu Bajie handed over his arm.

Panda didn't answer, just shook his head: "You don't need to feel the pulse, I can tell just by looking at it. The bad thing in your stomach is a boy. Uh, no, it's a pig fetus."

"Ah? Pig fetus???" Zhu Bajie yelled, "No way, old pig, I am also the canopy marshal of the Tianhe Hundred Thousand Navy Army. How could I be pregnant with a pig fetus?"

"However, what should I do if I am pregnant?"

The panda spread his hands, deliberately pretending to be helpless.

Then he looked at Monk Sha: "Hey, Lao Sha, you are pregnant too. Yours is a female fetus, and Sanzang's is also a female fetus."

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Tang Seng resisted the discomfort and big belly in his stomach, and stood up reluctantly: "Almsgiver, this poor monk still wants to go to the west to learn scriptures, and he can't have children."

"Hmm! To get scriptures is to get scriptures, and to give birth is to give birth. Don't worry, the water in this Zimu River is different from ordinary pregnancy. You don't need to be pregnant for ten months, you just wait here for ten days and a half months, say Maybe even confinement is over!"

"Wow wow~~~~"

Zhu Bajie lay on the ground, stretching his limbs in four directions: "I'm not alive anymore, I'm not alive anymore."

"You can die! But the child is innocent, let's give birth."

While talking, the panda ignored them and walked towards the Zimu River by itself.After I came, I was so focused on taking their pulse that I forgot my main purpose.

Stretch out your hand and put your hand in the water of Zimu River.

"It's ice cold, it's not bad. I guess it tastes sweet after a sip, right?" Panda raised his eyebrows and looked at Monkey King.
"Ah, yes, not bad."

"No, no, no, that's not the point. Brother, I've heard people say that there is a fetal spring near here, which is specially used to beat pregnant fetuses from the Zimu River. The four of us are now in this state, please help Go get some spring water!"

"No hurry!" Panda shook his head.

Stretching out his hand and lifting it up, the water of the Zimu River condensed into a water ball and he lifted it up.He gently beckoned over, sniffed with his nose, and felt it quietly.

"This water is really weird."

As soon as the words fell, the panda took a ball of water and put it in its own mouth under the astonished gazes of Tang Seng, his master and his disciples.

"Suck"

"Well, it's sweet and clear. It seems that the Xiliang Women's Kingdom is very careful about protecting the water of the Zimu River."

"Big, big, big brother, big brother, did you drink??? Do you want to get pregnant or have a baby?" Sun Wukong stammered in disbelief.

"Hehe, I don't want to get pregnant, and I don't want to have a baby."

The panda sensed the water slowly seeping into its stomach, and an unimaginable yang qi instantly condensed with the yin qi in its body.Moreover, there is a tendency to condense into a fetus between yin and yang.

"What a powerful effect."

This river water has been saturated with yang qi, and when it began to flow from the source, yang qi had already stagnated.Whether it is a man or a woman, there is Yin Qi in the body, and when this Yang Qi and Yin Qi are condensed, a fetus will be formed.

However, for a panda, if such a little bit of yang energy can make him change, then he doesn't need to claim to be a creature formed by the condensation of yin and yang energy.However, this yin and yang avenue seemed to allow him to discover a powerful means of attack.

"The most rigid and yang thing in the world, except for hibiscus wood, I really can't think of anything that can generate such a powerful force."

Panda kept guessing, but in the end there was no result.

He stood up and said to the four masters and apprentices, "Can the four of you still hold on?"

"Yes, yes." Tang Seng said quickly.Only he is a mortal body, and the others can naturally hold on.

"Then, just wait for me to come back from Luotaiquan. After all, there are four old men, so I can't really let you have a caesarean section?" Panda smiled.

Of course they don't quite understand what a caesarean section is.

"Thank you, benefactor."

A wave of spiritual power shot out from the panda's hand towards the Zimu River, covering the entire Zimu River.This is equivalent to being marked by him, and no one can profit from it.To do otherwise would be tantamount to declaring war on pandas.

It turned into a stream of light and flew towards the Falling Taiquan.

"Brother Monkey, you have to tell the Law Enforcement God to hurry up, otherwise we will... give birth, ah, it hurts so much. He kicked me!"

Zhu Bajie was clutching his stomach and rolling on the ground, just turning over, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach: "Oh, no"

"Idiot, who told you to hold him down? If he doesn't kick you, who will you kick?" Sun Wukong said in a complaining tone.

Even a little bit of kindness can be heard from this tone.

It's the same for anyone, the child is the softest part of the heart.No matter men or women, I am afraid that this experience is inseparable.

Of course, the panda would not have such an idea. He was looking forward to the things under the Zimu River, whether there would be something in Luotaiquan.You know, everything in this world is basically mutual generation and mutual restraint. If the Zimu River is the most yang, then the Luotai Spring can fall into the child of the Zimu River, isn't it the most yin?

(End of this chapter)