Journey to the West: Swallowing Giant Panda
Chapter 323 Injustice
Chapter 323 Injustice
"Flopping, fluttering, fluttering."
Seeing the last sandbird flying away above the Flame Mountain, the panda showed a sad face.
"What's this called? Thousands of mountains are full of birds, and thousands of paths of people are gone. Haha, Lao Niu, this Flaming Mountain is already desolate enough, but now it's even more desolate."
"Brother." The Bull Demon King gave him a sad look: "Can you stop making fun of me?"
"Okay, okay, I won't make fun of you. But look for yourself, how can there be any breath of life in this [-]-mile flaming mountain?" As he spoke, the panda snapped its fingers.I saw the sand under my feet began to surge towards the surroundings, and layers of sand waves rushed out from the ground.
"Look, how about digging three feet and not seeing a sand scorpion? Hahaha."
"These animals are inherently sensitive, and they naturally sensed that the recent situation in the Huoyan Mountain was not right. So they dared to stay too long." The Bull Demon King waved his hand.
"That's right!"
The panda smiled, and those under his feet could only be regarded as animals.
Those who have not awakened their spiritual wisdom can never be called a monster clan, otherwise the concept of a monster clan is too broad.Although they are animals and wild, their sensitivity is not bad at all.
"It's getting late, brother, it's time to go back to eat!"
"Tell my siblings, don't be so busy, here in the Flame Mountain, you have to eat some barbecue." The panda suddenly thought of the mutton skewers.
"I coincidentally, I bought a sheep yesterday and just killed it today. Our brothers will roast the whole sheep tonight, drink heavily, and eat meat."
"Yes, if you have wine today and get drunk today, let him worry about tomorrow."
The scorching sun, the barren mountains, the scorching heat.
Bro, BBQ, wine.
Think of that hot flame roasting a whole sheep, fat and thin.Some places are burnt, some places are fresh and tender, the sound of sizzling fat is incessant, and the aroma of mutton fills the entire cave.Tear off a leg of lamb, bite into it, and the lips and teeth will be fragrant.A mouthful of mutton and a mouthful of wine, the days are happy.
Cough cough cough. It's Lao Niu who already has a wife. In this situation, it's really uncomfortable not to have a beauty by his side.
When the two of them, each with a leg of lamb, were eating and drinking in the cave, Tang Seng, his master and his disciples also came to the boundary of the Flame Mountain.
"Wukong, Wukong is really hungry and thirsty to be a teacher, can you see if you can get a chance to be a teacher?"
Compared with the good life of the Panda and the Bull Demon King, Tang Seng and his disciples are really miserable.
Lips shriveled, faces pale.A drop of sweat just dripped from his forehead, and it dried up in an instant.The cassock on Tang Seng's body was dry and then wet, wet and then dry.After walking for nearly a day, let alone a meal, I didn't even drink a drop of water.
"master."
Sun Wukong led the horse and looked back at Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha.
These two guys can basically be regarded as aquatic creatures.Zhu Bajie is the general of Tianhe's [-] navy, and Monk Sha is also the goblin of Liushahe.It is also extremely uncomfortable to be on this dry land now.What's more, the temperature has been so high that it is really unbearable.
Even gods can't bear the temperature of the real fire of Samadhi, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people who couldn't bear it at all.
"It's not that my old grandson doesn't want to beg for you. In fact, in this land, if you look a hundred or two miles away, you won't be able to catch even a rabbit, let alone people."
"Pfft!"
Zhu Bajie sat down on the ground: "Master, let me tell you. This place is called Babaili Huoyan Mountain. If you say 1000 li, it's still not enough. This place is more than [-] li. It's easy. It's all those monkeys." What a sin, when he overthrew Laojun’s gossip furnace, a half furnace brick flew out, and finally this place became what it is now.”
"Ah? More than 1000 miles?" Tang Seng felt his eyes darken after hearing this.
Monk Sha carefully took out a piece of coarse cloth from his pocket, and gently opened it, revealing a piece of dried up pancake inside.
"Master, eat!"
"Hey." Tang Seng took this piece of dry biscuit, put it in his mouth and took two bites, and couldn't swallow it for a long time.I just feel that the saliva in my mouth seems to be evaporating completely. Huoyanshan can't eat dry cakes.
"Forget it, you guys wait here for a while. Brother Niu's family should live in this Flaming Mountain. I'll see if I can find it."
Sun Wukong settled them down, leaped deeply, and flew towards the cave of the Bull Demon King.
After he left, Zhu Bajie took the rein: "Master, let's go. This monkey won't come back for a while."
"Why?"
"Think about it, brother, maybe I have to treat this monkey to a meal. By then, the brothers will eat meat and drink heavily, what about us? Alas! The poor man is on the road, and the crazy guy has already eaten sheep"
Zhu Bajie opened his voice and sang loudly on the boundary of the Flame Mountain.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Open the door, brother Niu, sister-in-law? Are you at home?"
"Bang bang bang!"
When Sun Wukong came to knock on the door, the panda and the bull devil were drinking happily with a leg of lamb.Princess Yumian was busy preparing dishes when she heard a knock on the door.
"Okay, the villain came to the door."
The panda took a bite of the mutton with its teeth, chewing so much oil that its mouth was full, and stared at the Bull Demon King.
"How is it? Old Niu, can you open the door?"
"Haha, if you don't open the door, is it possible to let our little brother hang out?"
"Anyway, I have no objection."
"I have an opinion."
The Bull Demon King laughed, turned the small knife in his hand, and slashed at the back of the sheep on the table.A blade wrapped a piece of mutton and rushed out of the door.
"whoosh"
The mutton shot straight out of the door like a sharp arrow, and the door opened at the same time.
"Ah!" Sun Wukong didn't even think about it, stretched his neck forward, and grabbed the flying mutton in one mouthful: "Huh, it's delicious, it's not too tender, it's just right."
"Haha, Wukong, I follow Tang Monk to learn scriptures from the west, and I don't know if you will eat meat or not, so I will make my own decision."
"Learning scriptures, isn't it becoming a monk? Birds are almost fading out of my mouth these days."
Monkey King roared and rushed into the cave.
Seeing this scene, I felt sour in my heart. What the hell, why are you all human, why are you drinking and eating meat, this cave is warm as spring.Not to mention the hard work of Lao Tzu learning the scriptures, it’s really unfair that those who eat and sleep in the open air don’t eat well or drink well.
"Go to the f***ing Buddhist scriptures, go to the f***ing monks, I'll eat first."
The hands covered with monkey hair stepped forward, pulled off the mutton and put it in his mouth, until his mouth was full of oil before he stopped.
(End of this chapter)
"Flopping, fluttering, fluttering."
Seeing the last sandbird flying away above the Flame Mountain, the panda showed a sad face.
"What's this called? Thousands of mountains are full of birds, and thousands of paths of people are gone. Haha, Lao Niu, this Flaming Mountain is already desolate enough, but now it's even more desolate."
"Brother." The Bull Demon King gave him a sad look: "Can you stop making fun of me?"
"Okay, okay, I won't make fun of you. But look for yourself, how can there be any breath of life in this [-]-mile flaming mountain?" As he spoke, the panda snapped its fingers.I saw the sand under my feet began to surge towards the surroundings, and layers of sand waves rushed out from the ground.
"Look, how about digging three feet and not seeing a sand scorpion? Hahaha."
"These animals are inherently sensitive, and they naturally sensed that the recent situation in the Huoyan Mountain was not right. So they dared to stay too long." The Bull Demon King waved his hand.
"That's right!"
The panda smiled, and those under his feet could only be regarded as animals.
Those who have not awakened their spiritual wisdom can never be called a monster clan, otherwise the concept of a monster clan is too broad.Although they are animals and wild, their sensitivity is not bad at all.
"It's getting late, brother, it's time to go back to eat!"
"Tell my siblings, don't be so busy, here in the Flame Mountain, you have to eat some barbecue." The panda suddenly thought of the mutton skewers.
"I coincidentally, I bought a sheep yesterday and just killed it today. Our brothers will roast the whole sheep tonight, drink heavily, and eat meat."
"Yes, if you have wine today and get drunk today, let him worry about tomorrow."
The scorching sun, the barren mountains, the scorching heat.
Bro, BBQ, wine.
Think of that hot flame roasting a whole sheep, fat and thin.Some places are burnt, some places are fresh and tender, the sound of sizzling fat is incessant, and the aroma of mutton fills the entire cave.Tear off a leg of lamb, bite into it, and the lips and teeth will be fragrant.A mouthful of mutton and a mouthful of wine, the days are happy.
Cough cough cough. It's Lao Niu who already has a wife. In this situation, it's really uncomfortable not to have a beauty by his side.
When the two of them, each with a leg of lamb, were eating and drinking in the cave, Tang Seng, his master and his disciples also came to the boundary of the Flame Mountain.
"Wukong, Wukong is really hungry and thirsty to be a teacher, can you see if you can get a chance to be a teacher?"
Compared with the good life of the Panda and the Bull Demon King, Tang Seng and his disciples are really miserable.
Lips shriveled, faces pale.A drop of sweat just dripped from his forehead, and it dried up in an instant.The cassock on Tang Seng's body was dry and then wet, wet and then dry.After walking for nearly a day, let alone a meal, I didn't even drink a drop of water.
"master."
Sun Wukong led the horse and looked back at Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha.
These two guys can basically be regarded as aquatic creatures.Zhu Bajie is the general of Tianhe's [-] navy, and Monk Sha is also the goblin of Liushahe.It is also extremely uncomfortable to be on this dry land now.What's more, the temperature has been so high that it is really unbearable.
Even gods can't bear the temperature of the real fire of Samadhi, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people who couldn't bear it at all.
"It's not that my old grandson doesn't want to beg for you. In fact, in this land, if you look a hundred or two miles away, you won't be able to catch even a rabbit, let alone people."
"Pfft!"
Zhu Bajie sat down on the ground: "Master, let me tell you. This place is called Babaili Huoyan Mountain. If you say 1000 li, it's still not enough. This place is more than [-] li. It's easy. It's all those monkeys." What a sin, when he overthrew Laojun’s gossip furnace, a half furnace brick flew out, and finally this place became what it is now.”
"Ah? More than 1000 miles?" Tang Seng felt his eyes darken after hearing this.
Monk Sha carefully took out a piece of coarse cloth from his pocket, and gently opened it, revealing a piece of dried up pancake inside.
"Master, eat!"
"Hey." Tang Seng took this piece of dry biscuit, put it in his mouth and took two bites, and couldn't swallow it for a long time.I just feel that the saliva in my mouth seems to be evaporating completely. Huoyanshan can't eat dry cakes.
"Forget it, you guys wait here for a while. Brother Niu's family should live in this Flaming Mountain. I'll see if I can find it."
Sun Wukong settled them down, leaped deeply, and flew towards the cave of the Bull Demon King.
After he left, Zhu Bajie took the rein: "Master, let's go. This monkey won't come back for a while."
"Why?"
"Think about it, brother, maybe I have to treat this monkey to a meal. By then, the brothers will eat meat and drink heavily, what about us? Alas! The poor man is on the road, and the crazy guy has already eaten sheep"
Zhu Bajie opened his voice and sang loudly on the boundary of the Flame Mountain.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Open the door, brother Niu, sister-in-law? Are you at home?"
"Bang bang bang!"
When Sun Wukong came to knock on the door, the panda and the bull devil were drinking happily with a leg of lamb.Princess Yumian was busy preparing dishes when she heard a knock on the door.
"Okay, the villain came to the door."
The panda took a bite of the mutton with its teeth, chewing so much oil that its mouth was full, and stared at the Bull Demon King.
"How is it? Old Niu, can you open the door?"
"Haha, if you don't open the door, is it possible to let our little brother hang out?"
"Anyway, I have no objection."
"I have an opinion."
The Bull Demon King laughed, turned the small knife in his hand, and slashed at the back of the sheep on the table.A blade wrapped a piece of mutton and rushed out of the door.
"whoosh"
The mutton shot straight out of the door like a sharp arrow, and the door opened at the same time.
"Ah!" Sun Wukong didn't even think about it, stretched his neck forward, and grabbed the flying mutton in one mouthful: "Huh, it's delicious, it's not too tender, it's just right."
"Haha, Wukong, I follow Tang Monk to learn scriptures from the west, and I don't know if you will eat meat or not, so I will make my own decision."
"Learning scriptures, isn't it becoming a monk? Birds are almost fading out of my mouth these days."
Monkey King roared and rushed into the cave.
Seeing this scene, I felt sour in my heart. What the hell, why are you all human, why are you drinking and eating meat, this cave is warm as spring.Not to mention the hard work of Lao Tzu learning the scriptures, it’s really unfair that those who eat and sleep in the open air don’t eat well or drink well.
"Go to the f***ing Buddhist scriptures, go to the f***ing monks, I'll eat first."
The hands covered with monkey hair stepped forward, pulled off the mutton and put it in his mouth, until his mouth was full of oil before he stopped.
(End of this chapter)
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