Lord Lu is my merman tail

Chapter 218 500, this is a bossy novel

The tyrant did not participate in the conversation between the two girls. He ate his breakfast gracefully and chatted with the system a few words during the period.

Of course, one person, one system is purely a business, otherwise no one would want to talk to anyone, Lu Huo simply despises the system, and the system is out of fear.

"Dad, I have a new task here."

The tyrant hummed lazily, "It's about the previous Tang Li."

Xiao Liu'er immediately flattered: "Dad is so smart, he guessed the theme right away. Such a smart dad must be close to completing the task. I am so lucky to be able to bond with such a powerful person as Dad..."

Xiao Liu'er is well versed in this way, so he specially found a book about rainbow farts. However, the person in front of it is not a normal person.

Tyrant frowned as he listened to its rainbow fart, and finally interrupted with disgust, "Stop!"

Xiao Liu'er wanted to say something more, but he heard the other party grind his teeth and say, "Speak human words to me!"

Xiao Liuer, "But what I speak is the most pleasant human language in the world."

The tyrant said, "...that's fine, just speak the animal language."

Xiao Liu'er was stunned, hey, why did he call it a beast!
"Dad, I'm not a beast!"

The tyrant said quietly: "That's not human either."

Xiao Liuer: ...

The tyrant was bullied for a while, and felt a lot more at ease, "Okay, then continue to speak your non-human language. If I can understand it, let's continue the mission. If I don't understand..."

Xiao Liu'er almost burst into tears after hearing this. This is different from what is written in the book. The book said that according to such a rainbow fart, promotion and fortune are just around the corner, but the reality is what, the reality is to slap it hard ah.

Xiao Liu'er wanted to cry, why is it so miserable, the host treats the system as cute and sweet, only it, bumped into a snake spirit who likes death experience.

The tyrant had almost eaten his breakfast. Seeing that the system was still silent, he said slowly, "Forget it, let's draw the lottery first, and tell me what is the death experience this time?"

Xiao Liu'er's face was numb.

"Have you seen the pot for boiling tea eggs in the breakfast shop?" Xiao Liu'er without the rainbow fart is like an emotionless machine, "Once the mission fails, you will be killed by the tea in the pot. Pour tea eggs all over the body, and finally experience the feeling of being scalded to death."

The tyrant looked back at the pot and raised his eyebrows, "It's interesting."

Xiao Liuer: ...

It knew it, it knew its host was a snake spirit!

Who would think that being scalded to death is an interesting thing!
The system looked tired, and it really wanted to tell the tyrant, be a human being, but based on its understanding of the tyrant, he would definitely tell it that being a human is boring.

The system has nothing to love, so the tyrant asked again: "In addition to experiencing the feeling of death, will I really be poured?"

Xiao Liuer, "Dear, in order to let you have a better experience, you will not only be poured, but also face the risk of disfigurement, so here Xiao Liuer reminds you that the experience of death is precious, and the value of appearance is even more valuable." High."

The system learning is broken, and the yin and yang are starting to get weird.

The tyrant clicked his tongue, he didn't care if he was handsome or not, but if it was disfigured because of this situation, it would be too embarrassing to say it, no, no.

"Forget it, let's talk about the mission."

Hearing his regretful tone, the system breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's like this. When Yuan Tangli was in school, we detected a total of 26 cases of campus bullying, of which six cases were very serious and ten cases were normal and serious."

Tyrant, "You want me to mop up the tail, right?"

Xiao Liuer, "Yes, but at present, it seems that the little mermaid has solved two cases at once."

The matter of Wang Meng has nothing to do with her. In addition, another matter was pulled out. The original owner, Tang Li, was blamed from the beginning to the end.

The tyrant looked at the little mermaid at the side with some appreciation in his eyes. The little mermaid looked cute and cute, but she had some tricks.

Yes, as expected of Yedi's little pet.

"Tang Tang, breakfast is over, do you want to continue chatting?"

Wang Meng didn't dare to delay them. She knew that Tang Li was a big star now, and the big star must be very busy, so she said, "Miss Tang, you don't have to feel sorry for me. I won't accept the 5 yuan today."

When Tang Li heard it, he couldn't do it.

"Don't force me to take out 500 million."

As soon as the tyrant heard the word 500 million, he spit it out.

Very good, this is a domineering president.

Wang Meng was also very happy, "Miss Tang, even if you give it to me, I won't accept it."

Tang Li groaned, "Let me tell you, I was the top in the campus back then, and now I am also the top in the entertainment industry. If you don't listen to me, I will..." Tang Li has never bullied anyone before, so there is no threat, okay? After a while, he said: "I just overturned your stall and smashed your small shop."

These words were paired with non-malicious language, where there was no threat, it was clearly just cuteness.

Wang Meng immediately bent down and made the movement you asked for.

"Miss Tang, this way please. By the way, do you need me to bring something to make it easier for you?"

Tang Li was stunned, "I'm going to smash your shop, aren't you angry?"

Wang Meng thought to herself that if she was angry, she would have been pissed off by those strange customers 800 years ago. "What is anger? Our business is to make money through harmony. How can we be angry?"

Tang Li had nothing to say, but she came out aggressively, so she couldn't leave in despair.

"Wang Meng, I missed this opportunity, and I won't have such a good opportunity next time."

Wang Meng also figured it out. If she is not allowed to do something today, the master may not want to leave. She thought for a while, then took out a pen and paper, "Well, you give me a signature, and I will frame it. , it will be the signboard of my shop from now on."

This is a good idea. Tang Li immediately signed her a name and mentioned her name, but after finishing writing, she still felt that it was a bit short. She took the pen and pondered for a while, then her eyes lit up, and she immediately called Xiao Xilan. A phone call, "Hey, Xiaoxilan, you take my autographed poster, yes, I want to give it away, I will send you the address." After she finished the call, she took Wang Meng's hand again, "Signing is so boring , give the poster, and treat it as my endorsement for you."

Wang Meng looked blank, "endorsement?"

She is a small bun shop, so there is really no need for it.

Tang Li raised his chin, with a proud expression on his face, "Let me tell you, those merchants who approach me as endorsements cost 500 million for the endorsement fee alone, and this time I will give it to you."

Well, I went around and around, and I still got to the top of 500 million.

Sure enough, this is a Ba Zong novel.

Xiao Xilan was very fast, but when she came here, seeing the surrounding environment and the bun in her sister Li's hand, she immediately let out a groundhog scream.

"Ahhh! Sister Li!!! You're stealing again!!"

(End of this chapter)