Lord Lu is my merman tail

Chapter 31

If the feeling of drowning before may be a different experience for the tyrant, then being stung by a fishbone is completely different.

Of course, it is also possible that the latter was created by the idiot Holy Father, and the tyrant is particularly disgusted.

It's obviously the same person, but there are two personalities born in a daze, but these two personalities dislike each other, and they can't wait to kill each other.

The Holy Father hates him for being cruel like a lunatic, who wants to fight or kill all day long. The tyrant hates him for being indecisive, like a motherfucker, just like the system in his brain, who speaks weakly and sympathizes when he sees others pitiful , like an idiot.

The tyrant's face was gloomy, Tang Li realized it later, and finally understood.

It's vinegar and big mouthfuls of food, obviously it was stabbed by a fishbone.

Tang Li didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He said earlier that he likes to eat fish, but after only five minutes, there was such a commotion.

"Huohuo, don't you know how to eat fish?" She sighed, thinking that she ordered all the fish on the table, and the victim was caught by the fishbone, so she felt sorry, so she picked out the fishbone by herself, "This fish Ah, you can’t eat the tail, there are many spines in the tail, you have to eat the one on the stomach.” After finishing speaking, he picked up the fish meat and said, “Hey, have you learned it yet?”

Looking at the fish in his bowl, the tyrant was stunned for the first time, but soon, he raised the corners of his lips casually, "The little mermaid's tail is the most beautiful, so I can't help but want to eat a few more bites."

Listening to these words, there is such a bit of astringent taste.

If it were someone else, Tang Li might beat him up, but the other party is the 'little holy father', so she could only blushed slightly, and said righteously: "Young master Lu, you can't say that in the future .”

The tyrant raised his head slowly. Unlike the little holy father, the little holy father's eyes were clear and pure, with a heart of innocence. The tyrant was different. His black pupils were completely dark, and only violence and killing remained.

Tang Li didn't notice the change in the other person's eyes, after all, no one would stare at the other person's eyes all the time.

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head again and continued to pick her fish, but the tyrant sneered.

The fish was delicious, but he was offended at the thought that it was supposed to be eaten by the little Holy Father.

The system was trembling, seeing his dark aura soaring, he didn't even dare to release the task, so he could only weakly say: "This is the fish that the raider picked himself. If you don't eat it, she will be unhappy."

The tyrant almost threw away his chopsticks, and said indifferently, "It has nothing to do with me if she is unhappy."

The system is really afraid that this tyrant will flip the table, and the task will be completely over, so there is no need to continue.

It turned around in a hurry, and suddenly, it had a plan in mind.

Although the holy father and the tyrant are one person, their different personalities cause them to be hostile to each other, and no one looks down on the other. If they can step on the face of the holy father at this time, the tyrant must be happy.

"Miss Tang gave this fish to that person. Now that you've finished eating it, what do you think will happen to that person?"

It was rare for the tyrant to listen to what the system said, and he wasn't angry.

He was silent for a while, and suddenly, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

That stupid thing would rather be stuck by a fishbone than finish eating with her. He must care about her in his heart. Now Tang Li picks the fish himself, but it is cheaper for him. Thinking about it this way, the tyrant couldn't help laughing .

Tang Li picked the fish bones for a long time, but she didn't eat a few mouthfuls, but seeing Young Master Lu eating happily, her sense of guilt was also reduced a lot.

"what about the taste?"

The tyrant felt comfortable being served, happy physically and mentally, "Not bad."

He stingily gave two words of praise. At this time, the system continued to work harder and continued: "Master Lu, Dad Lu, you see, I also ate fish. The next task is to let you accompany Tang Li to buy antiques. This task If you don’t do it, when that master comes out, he will do it.”

Tang Li's love for antiques can be seen by the tyrant, and when he thinks that this is an antique street, he can't help feeling a little excited.

She definitely wouldn't wander around in Antique Street, and she wasn't that poor woman like Jiang Mianmian, looking for cheap fakes and trying to curry favor with him.

Jiang Mianmian gave an antique once before, but it was said to be an antique, but it was a counterfeit from a street stall, and that idiot, Holy Father, actually accepted it. If he had, he would have thrown it into the trash can at the door on the spot.

The tyrant looked down on Jiang Mianmian, so that idiot Shen Shiyi regarded her as a treasure, but the little mermaid in front of him was still somewhat interested.

The little mermaid has research on antiques, which he appreciates very much.

"Li Li, shall we go shopping for antiques later?"

He intentionally imitated the Holy Father's tone, with a smile on his face, he breathed a sigh of relief, making the little Holy Father in his body very angry.

Did he call Li Li?
Pooh!
However, due to the disparity in strength, the little holy father could only cry out silently and could not get out at all.

Tang Li was still cooking rice. She was busy picking fish meat just now, so she didn't even eat a few mouthfuls.

Her mouth was full of food and her cheeks were bulging. She couldn't open her mouth for fear that the food in her mouth would spray out as soon as she spoke, so she had to swallow hard and almost choked.

"Us?" She drank her saliva and asked again, "Do you want to buy antiques too?"

Antiques were the only thing that the tyrant and the holy father liked in common, so Jiang Mianmian sent a fake antique over, but the tyrant finally threw it away, and the holy father had no objection.

"Li Li has a lot of research on antiques. I am afraid that I will be tricked again, so I want to invite Li Li to join me."

The tyrant's words were soft and sincere, and Tang Li heard the words, but he had the nerve to refuse.

It was also the first time for her to come here, so if Lu Huo led the way, it would save a lot of trouble.

"Okay, after I finish eating, you lead the way, and I will look at the goods."

The little mermaid didn't say much, and after explaining a few words clearly, she continued to eat.

Her appetite and speed don't look like a female star at all. The tyrant doesn't like female stars, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have common sense.

"Li Li doesn't need to maintain her figure?"

The tyrant smiled, as if asking casually.

Tang Li's mouth bulged like a little hamster.

"What is the figure, can you have the joy of cooking? No!"

The tyrant is happy, eating so much, he might have been a little fat man in the past.

"Stupid thing, this person used to be a pig."

The system choked, "Miss Tang's previous appearance and figure are the same as the one in front of you, there is no pig or pig!"

The tyrant clicked his tongue, "Eating so much but not gaining weight, it's a money-losing thing."

system:……

are you crazy!

Does he know that this is a skill that many people dream of!
After Tang Li finished eating a large bowl of rice, he burped heavily, then put on a mask, and looked at him with shining eyes, "Huohuo, let's go, lead the way!"

The tyrant looked at the little mermaid that only reached to his chest, especially her pair of sparkling eyes, just like a little pet begging to be petted and praised, so cute.

　Holy Father: Just very angry!

　　Tyrant: Fish is delicious
　　
　
(End of this chapter)