Lord Lu is my merman tail

Chapter 49 The Flooded Kitchen

Chapter 49 The Flooded Kitchen
With Lu Huo right by his side, Tang Li could only create the illusion of chaos if he wanted to pretend to be a novice in the kitchen.

For example, cutting vegetables looks like a dog gnaws, and cutting meat is even more terrifying. She almost threw the knife out.

Lu Huo didn't know if she knew how to cook, but in the current situation, if she continued to toss about, he might splatter blood on the spot.

After playing, you can't lose your life.

"Let me do it."

He grabbed the kitchen knife, but soon hesitated again.

He has never chopped vegetables, but he has chopped people.

Tang Li looked at him in a daze, and knew that this guy was also a novice in the kitchen, good novice, I couldn't see her disguise.

"Huohuo, can you know it? If you can't, go out. I'll let Xiaoxilan come in."

Holding a kitchen knife, Lu Huo stared at the meat on the cutting board as if looking at an enemy. With red eyes, he chopped down. The meat was cut into two pieces, but the cutting board was also cracked by him. .

Tang Li's eyes widened. With such strength, he really couldn't tell that his life was not long.

"Are you... are you trying too hard?"

Lu Huo returned to his gentle and sunny appearance, and when he looked back at her, he pretended to have a particularly innocent expression, "I didn't use much effort."

Hearing this aggrieved voice, Tang Li's heart softened immediately.

'Little Holy Father' is so innocent and kind, why is she beating him up.

"It's okay, it's the first time, it's the first time for me too."

As soon as the comforting words were finished, Lu Huo said seriously like a good baby: "Don't worry Li Li, I will try not to burn this kitchen down."

Tang Li was originally trying to comfort him, but after hearing him say this, for some reason, he always felt as if he had been shot by an arrow in his knee for no reason.

The first time the original owner cooked, he set the kitchen on fire.

Such an embarrassing thing obviously had nothing to do with her, but Tang Li felt very embarrassed, his little face was hot and red.

"Cough... Let's amplify our ambitions a little bit. Burning the kitchen is nothing."

She just wanted to say that there is a way to make the dishes more delicious, but Lu Huo said with a look of surprise: "If you don't burn the kitchen, do you want to burn the whole house?"

Listen to what these evil rich people say, their brain circuits can't be normal, shouldn't they cook the meals well and keep the kitchen safe and sound?
Tang Li twitched the corner of his mouth, and just about to explain something, he saw him raise the knife again, and this time it fell, causing the already injured cutting board to be torn apart.

Tang Li was shocked.

Damn, do you cook or tear down the house?

Lu Huo was also silent, and after a while, he turned his head pitifully, "Li Li, I want to say that I didn't use much strength, do you believe it?"

He is obviously a tyrant, but he acted like a pitiful person. The little Liuer in the system was shocked again and again, and finally got sprayed directly.

I wipe!
This position, it needs to write down in a small notebook, learned it.

The tyrant's performance didn't have the slightest trace of acting, as if this was him, Tang Li of course didn't see it, and believed his nonsense at the time.

"I believe it!" She nodded with difficulty, and said again: "Why don't we stop chopping vegetables, you can wash them."

Washing vegetables can't tear down the house, but Tang Li underestimated his risk value.

The faucet is divided into hot water and cold water. Tang Li forgot to tell him that there are two temperatures that can be adjusted. Lu Huo turned on the hot water directly. Not long after, Tang Li heard a scream. She trembled in fright. Seeing that all the vegetables that had been cut were overturned on the ground, and he himself was also dripping wet, he looked extremely embarrassed.

The corner of Tang Li's mouth twitched fiercely, but Lu Huo looked like a child who had done something wrong. He tried his best to remedy it, but turned off the faucet so simply that it couldn't be easier, and put it on him like some kind of problem. Not only did he not turn it off, but even Together with the faucet, he broke it off.

At that moment, the water pipe without the faucet was like a fountain, splashing water everywhere, but the water was still boiling hot, and the hot Tang Li danced the laser dance at that time.

Xiao Xilan heard the movement inside and was extremely anxious, but the kitchen door was locked. As a last resort, Xiao Xilan had to pick up the fire extinguisher and smash the door lock.

Soon, the door was unlocked, but Xiao Xilan was also shocked.

"Damn it, last time it was burned, this time it was flooded?"

You are a perfect fucking match!
Xiao Xilan never expected that she thought she had already dealt with it with experience, but in the end God still taunted her severely.

The main valve of the water pipe was in the kitchen, and Xiao Xilan wanted to close it, but she dared not approach it because the water was so hot.

"What the hell did you do!"

She roared unbearably, but Tang Li and Lu Huo ignored her at all. They rushed out of the kitchen one after the other, leaving her stunned to appreciate the scene in the kitchen.

Tang Li didn't deliberately leave the mess there, but because of her mermaid attributes, her legs would turn into mermaid tails when they touched water. This setting was quite interesting at first, but now she finds it troublesome.

The mermaid tail caused great inconvenience to her life, no, before she ran into the bedroom, her legs were too weak to stand upright.

Just when she thought she would fall to the ground, Lu Huo picked her up.

"Are you okay?"

His whole body was soaked, his hair was still dripping, and of course Tang Li was not much better.

The little mermaid was pale and looked extremely pitiful, "Feet."

How can there be any legs at this moment, Lu Huo's expression changed, fearing that Xiao Xilan would find out the secret, he hurriedly carried her to the bedroom, and then stuffed her into the bed.

The little mermaid tucked into the quilt wetly, and soon the quilt was also wet, making her very uncomfortable.

"Go and see Xiao Xilan first, I'm afraid she can't handle it alone." She pressed her temples with a headache, and sure enough, she shouldn't be soft-hearted from the beginning.

Lu Huo stayed where he was, "I'm leaving, what do you do? If your secret is discovered by your little assistant, will there be any trouble?"

Tang Li paused. Xiao Xilan was so kind to her because of the original owner. If she found out the secret, would she realize that she was no longer the original owner?

Tang Li became uneasy about whether it was a stolen identity.

This secret, not only can't let Xiaoxilan know, let alone her parents.

Lu Huo seemed to see through this, and said, "I'll call the property manager to handle it, but before that, you have to come with me."

Tang Li was slightly taken aback, "To your house?"

Lu Huo directly rolled her into the quilt, and then coughed lightly, "I forgot to tell you one thing, I found out that I have a house in this community, just downstairs from yours."

Now it was Tang Li's turn to be shocked.

"So coincidentally?"

Lu Huo rubbed his nose, and his voice became weaker, "I have flooded the kitchen, I have to make it up to you, you should stay at my house recently."

Tang Li was rolled up in the quilt, and before he agreed, he was picked up by him.

She didn't dare to move, so she let him hug her obediently, "It's just a kitchen, and my legs will recover soon."

 Tyrant: The little mermaid was successfully abducted home√

  Holy Father: ...Despicable and shameless!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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